He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 330 The Lizardmen Also Engage in Politics

Chapter 330 The Lizardmen Also Engage in Politics (The God of Abstraction Descends Again)
Lilala's lips trembled slightly, looking somewhat awkward.

"I'm not very good at history, so I probably can't go into detail."

"Say only what you know."

"it is good."

After thinking for a moment, Lilala said, "We are a civilization from underground. We call ourselves the Li Civilization, which in our own language means lizard people."

"What a simple yet civilized name."

"Our civilization has a history of about 1 years?"

Li Ji was somewhat surprised: "Why is it a question?"

"Could it be 100,000 years? Or 1,000 years? I can't quite remember."

Li Ji suddenly thought of those people online who couldn't even remember when National Day was. It turns out that every civilization has people who don't learn common sense.

"That's not important. How did you develop a civilization in such an underground environment?"

"Emmm." Lila stammered for a while before finally managing to squeeze out, "It's just about trying to live."

Have you completed compulsory education?

"I finished reading it, but I'm an art student, you know."

"Then it's alright. There are art students among the underground people too! What kind of art? Painting or dancing?"

"Have a meal."

"What? Eating is no art at all?"

"Eating is very particular. The choice of tableware, the chewing action, which muscles to use for chewing, which teeth to use, and which part of the tongue to use to trigger the taste buds are all carefully considered. When combined, they are like a moving symphony."

"Don't ruin symphonies!"

Li Ji was complaining, but Nini nodded in agreement: "I think so too. When I was in the Lanzhou noodle shop, I felt that it was like art."

"You shouldn't agree with her!"

Lilala, her body bound, lunged forward excitedly: "Haven't you heard that saying? 'Art is food! Get ready, Sass!'"

"That was an explosion!"

“I don’t study explosions; that art form is too risky. We live underground, and explosions could easily collapse our caves. You surface people probably don’t understand.”

"I understand, I understand!" Li Ji shouted angrily, "What's so hard about blasting a cave into collapse! I'm asking you, what level of technology do you have now?"

Li Ji wanted to know if the underground civilization had developed skills that matched or even surpassed those of humans.

"We will now use Fragrant Fruit 16."

"Then you're a version behind."

"Is it outdated? I thought it was the latest technology."

"I didn't ask about your phone! What kind of standard is Xiangguo's version for measuring technology!"

"That's true. Their innovations with each generation are incremental, so I usually replace my batteries every few generations. But the battery wears out quite a bit with long-term use, so I'm thinking of switching brands. Do you have any recommendations?"

"I recommend—I recommend my ass! Can you please stop changing the subject?"

Li Ji pinched his philtrum, trying to make his breathing easier, even though his physical body didn't have a philtrum.

Nini watched in disbelief: "You've actually learned such a flashy move as pinching the philtrum. In extreme emotional situations, when there's physical difficulty breathing, Earthlings would use pinching the philtrum to revive themselves. I never imagined you'd be able to use such a trick so skillfully."

"Are you sick?! You're making a mountain out of a molehill by pinching someone's philtrum, you're all sick!"

Nini was stunned by Li Ji's scolding: "I finally praised you once, how could you treat me like this? You must have fallen in love with me, right?"

Li Ji frowned, feeling a sense of existential doubt: "You're much more seriously ill than she is!"

Trying to swallow her anger, she glanced at the communicator. Anata and the others' movements hadn't stopped; they seemed to be completely lost in the tunnel.

He continued to interrogate Lilara. "I'll ask you again, what energy source do you use now?"

"Hmm, it seems to be steam."

"I see, you guys are still stuck in the steam age—" Li Ji suddenly realized something was wrong, "Your Xiangguo 16 uses a steam engine to charge its batteries? Never mind, I guess you don't know that either, let's talk about something you do know. What school are you talking about?"

"Ligasuo Trade University".

"What kind of school is it?"

"Two copies."

"I didn't ask about the ranking of your school! Wait a minute, even underground people have a second-tier university?"

"A few years ago, we studied the human university system. One of our foreign ministry agents returned after completing the study."

"What I want to know is what your major entails?"

"Our university's flagship program is anthropology. As the name suggests, it is the study of humankind."

Nini said, "Isn't that the same as us? Is it hard to find a job in your major either?"

"That's not necessarily the case."

"Do you also consider market conditions?"

"It depends on the archaeological progress."

The two were completely confused.

"What do you mean?"

"To prevent unqualified personnel from venturing to the surface and exposing our presence, we will establish specialized outposts and experimental stations. These stations will be located within ancient ruins. We will study and research the behavior patterns of the archaeological teams, and then arrange for capable students to replace these team members and integrate into human society."

Li Ji understood: "You used this ancient site to lure and capture archaeologists, and then infiltrated every aspect of human society."

"I guess so. Today was supposed to be a job fair, but who knew it would turn into an interrogation."

What is your attitude towards humans?

This is the issue that Li Ji is most concerned about, as it relates not only to the fate of humanity but also to the direction of Earth science research.

If two intelligent human races exist on Earth, the study of their relationship would become a new field of research.

Although Li Ji was very curious about this field, he did not intend to get involved.

After all, the research on the lizard people could not take advantage of his knowledge of Earth.

It's fine to use your undergraduate academic achievements as a foundation, but it's not really necessary to use them as a future research direction.

He knew he was just an ordinary Earthling, not some academic genius.

Lilala frowned: "Why are we suddenly testing political ideology? I remember memorizing it. Let me think."

The lizard's head began to look to the upper right, as if it were thinking, muttering to itself.

"No, no, what was it again?"

“I remember now!” Lilala smiled excitedly. “We have three rules for dealing with surface people: no exposure, no handwashing, and no brushing of teeth.”

What are the next two items?

"I didn't memorize it, but I still passed the political science exam. Hehe."

"I haven't cared about your studies! How am I supposed to know if you're benevolent or malevolent towards humanity if you don't memorize important things!"

"I know that. Although the official attitude is ambiguous, I have heard the analysis from bloggers in the current affairs section."

Li Ji never expected that the lizard people would also engage in politics.

(End of this chapter)

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