He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 331 There's an Internet Cafe Under the Pyramid (A New Level of Abstraction)

Lilala repeated what the political blogger had said.

He said that the reptilian government and humans together form the deep government of the earth, and everyone is managing the entire earth together, but they don't let us, the people, know about it.

"They deliberately restrict the movement of people between the two sides so that they can drain our money and import surface products at high prices underground."

"In fact, human agents have also secretly infiltrated underground."

"We ordinary people are just tools of capital."

Li Ji felt that this set of rhetoric had a familiar yet forceful flavor.

"I have a question: Has this political blogger also studied in human society?"

"Of course, he did more than just study in human society. Let me tell you quietly, he also worked in the secretariat of the Deep Government. This information was spread at great risk."

Li Ji became increasingly suspicious as he listened: "How did you know about such a confidential matter? If it's true, isn't he afraid of getting into trouble?"

“I joined his membership group! This is all paid live stream content. Everyone who listens is a member of the live stream family. Everyone gets a share. Who would dare to spread it outside?”

Li Ji sighed: "I have a feeling you'll start buying health supplements when you get old."

"I don't buy health supplements, but I once bought Einstein's brain for one dollar. It really worked! After I bought it, I passed my exam the next day. I have to say, humans are pretty amazing; they can even invent this kind of thing. Maybe they've already mastered quantum technology."

Li Ji felt somewhat fortunate; if all the reptilians who infiltrated human society were at this level, then there was nothing to worry about.

It appears that the lizardmen possess less advanced technology than humans.

When Li Ji looked into Li Lala's round, innocent eyes, it was as if he were seeing a special child.

"Well, not necessarily. Maybe this guy just doesn't know. There are plenty of people online who think China can't beat Vietnam."

Li Ji said to Li Lala, "Just tell us how to get out of this room, okay?"

"There's a remote control for the door."

"Remote controls were invented in ancient Egypt?"

"No, that's not it. We modified it later. Many parts of this tunnel have undergone modern renovations, otherwise it would be difficult to live in."

Li Jibai was excited, thinking he had discovered something extraordinary.

Where is the remote control?

"It's right here in this coffin."

Lilala bumped her back against the coffin behind her.

"Who would be so kind as to put the remote control in a coffin?"

"There's nowhere else to put it."

Li Ji beckoned to Nini to continue opening the Russian nesting doll-like coffins.

With her hands tied, Lilala lay on her side on the ground and began to roll around.

Li Ji looked at her with surprise: "What is she doing?"

"It seems like they're trying to escape."

"Her feet aren't tied up, so why doesn't she need to walk?"

"Perhaps this is also a form of art."

Lilala rolled all the way to the wall.

Li Ji shouted at her, "Are you trying to run away?"

"I can not!"

"Then what are you doing?"

"I'm afraid of the guy in that coffin, so I'll stay away."

What's in the coffin?

Lilala huddled in the corner, trembling, her dark green head pressed desperately against the wall, seemingly unable to look directly at anyone.

"What's inside—"

"Dong dong!"

Two muffled sounds came from the coffin.

"Ah! It's coming out! Someone save me! Help! I'm going to die!"

Lilala banged her head against the stone wall, letting out a painful scream.

The atmosphere in the entire stone chamber instantly turned into one of panic.

"Dong dong!"

Li Ji took out a laser gun, and Nini took out a laser knife.

The two people stood on either side of the coffin.

Li Ji tried to calm himself down, but the screams from Li Lala were tormenting him and made it impossible for him to focus.

He glanced at Nini, whose brows were furrowed, her hand gripping the laser knife tightly, and golden beads of sweat sliding down her forehead.

Li Ji stared at the coffin, which was full of unknowns and mysteries.

"咚咚-"

Something struck the coffin lid from the inside, making an annoying sound, like heavy drumbeats, falling on everyone's heart.

Looking at the intricate ancient Egyptian patterns on the coffin, Li Ji pictured mummies from horror movies. If demons are real, why couldn't mummies be real too?

I don't know if lasers can kill mummies.

He aimed the laser gun at the opening of the coffin.

There was a loud "thump."

Six or seven coffin boards of varying sizes flew into the air.

Under the spotlight, a dark green figure rose from the coffin.

He stretched, and the spikes on his back unfolded like sword flowers.

"Finally awake! Ah, that feels so good!"

Lilala's screams still echoed in the room.

"Help! I'm going to be suffocated by his stench!"

"Huh? It stinks?"

By the time Li Ji realized what those words meant, it was too late. The strong stench seeped into every pore of his body, and he immediately felt short of breath.

He coughed incessantly, feeling as if a black arm was choking him.

The smell was like a mixture of a week-old dead ribbonfish, rotten eggs, and a large amount of excrement from various organisms.

The moment Li Ji smelled that scent, only one thought crossed his mind.

"I am dead."

His vision gradually blurred, and everything around him lost its sense of reality.

In his blurry vision, he vaguely saw Nini holding a remote control, swaggering out of the stone gate.

"Goodbye, Li Ji. The achievement of discovering a new human species on Earth belongs to me."

Li Ji didn't know whether the stone door closed first or his eyes closed first.

-

Ananta and the commander spent an hour, but still hadn't reached their destination.

When they stood at the crossroads, with a fallen shark in each of the four directions, the two fell into deep despair.

How many children have we knocked unconscious?

"16."

"I'm going crazy."

"Don't worry, we're almost there. It's just around the corner."

Ananta arrived at a stone door, next to which was a unique mural.

The priest, wearing a long hat, opened his arms to welcome the pharaoh as he emerged from the coffin.

"This is what we've been working on. We've finally found it. We've finally fulfilled our family's mission."

Ultraman stretched.

"My Lord, you will surely like it. Time for chaos."

He placed his hand on the stone door and pulled it open in a show of nonchalance.

The door remained unmoved.

He pushed the door in again, but it still didn't respond.

He pressed his entire body against the door, straining with all his might to squeeze inside, but the door wouldn't budge.

"Annata, please help me!"

"You don't look handsome at all now."

"I don't care! Come on!"

The two of them pushed the door together, pressing their weight against it, but the door remained unmoved.

The two of them were half-squatting, panting heavily from exhaustion.

"Didn't your ancestors record any method for opening the door?"

"It just says 'push' on it. Don't you have any alien superhuman technology?"

"I've used advanced technology! Even with my clothes enhanced with superhuman strength, I still can't open it."

Suddenly, the door began to slowly move to the side, revealing a little light inside.

"The door opens horizontally?"

The two looked inside.

Inside were rows of computers, and people were sitting in front of them, with the constant sound of keyboards clicking and other noises.

"Hey admin! A pack of instant noodles, mosquito-flavored, please!"

The two could not believe their eyes.

"Is there an internet cafe under the Sphinx?"

(End of this chapter)