Chapter 332 Delicious Mummy (Delicious, Loves to Eat)
The two entered the internet cafe, where they found many familiar faces: eight Leegi, five Delulu, one Shark, seven Princes, four Nini, three Anata, and eighteen Ultraman Belial.

A Beria carrying a bowl of instant noodles walked past them.

"You're back so soon? Wait a minute, someone will get off the plane and switch with you right away."

The two were dumbfounded.

No one would believe that there is an internet cafe under the Sphinx.

The walls are made of yellow stone bricks and covered with murals from ancient Egypt.

The ceiling was covered in dust and stone dust that occasionally fell from it.

There are also brand new metal computer desks and desktop computers equipped with 5090 processors.

The main unit emitted dazzling lights of various colors, like a hallucination caused by eating poisonous mushrooms.

As a native Earthling, Ananta found it hard to understand how these elements were put together.

"We're quite badly poisoned."

"I agree."

The two stared blankly at the noisy internet cafe, unsure of what to do.

A lizardman covered in thorny skin sat at the bar by the door, calling out to them.

"Come and queue up if you want to use the internet. There will be an available computer soon."

Ananta stared dumbfounded at the lizardman who was sitting with his legs crossed, watching a beautiful woman's live stream and laughing like an idiot.

She was plunged into deep confusion.

That dark green thorny skin was exactly like the stereotypical image of a lizardman.

"Hmph, another hallucination. What should we do?"

Ultraman, hands on his hips, leisurely looked around: "Since we're here, let's have a game."

"Huh? Why would you have such a thought? Didn't you say you were in a hurry?"

"We're hallucinating, and we don't even know where we are right now. Instead of wasting our time, let's play for a while. Why am I telling you all this? You're just delusional."

"Am I a fantasy?"

Not far away, two Lee Kis got up from their computer desks and went to the bar to pay their bills.

"Network administrator, check out."

The network administrator reluctantly took his eyes off the beautiful woman's live stream and glanced at the screen.

"You have $15, or $8. It has to be in US dollars."

The two deftly pulled out green US dollars, paid the bill, and left.

Ananta was convinced it was a hallucination; how could the underworld still use US dollars?

The network administrator called out to them, "There's a free machine over there, go ahead. I'll put a timer on it for you."

Anata followed Ultraman in a daze, like a walking corpse.

With his hands behind his head, the other person squeezed through the gap between the two rows of chairs, looking like he knew the way inside and out, and even chatted with the other players along the way.

"Your rhythm is off, you need to go support the bottom lane, let the jungler farm the minion wave."

"How did you shoot? You shot me the moment you peeked out! You're so bad."

"Don't be greedy, it's time to evacuate. Don't bite off more than you can chew, and be careful someone might block the bridge."

Anata was incredulous; she had never seen the Commander play games before, yet he performed so professionally in every single one.

Could it be that he secretly got out of bed in the middle of the night to play video games?
Half an hour later, when Anata revived in the fountain for the 16th time, she asked herself a question that would never be forgotten.

"Why would an archaeologist like me be playing this game where I keep getting killed in an internet cafe right under the Sphinx?"

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At this moment, Delulu was discussing their findings with His Highness the Crown Prince, Shark Baby, and the fake Li Ji. "According to those murals, the ancient Egyptian god of death Anubis was very similar to the dogs, and they both had the habit of preserving mummies, meow. I suspect that early dogs arrived here and taught these techniques to the ancient Egyptians, meow."

After listening, His Highness the Crown Prince nodded: "It's a very good guess, but it still lacks some actual evidence. If we can find the mummy and bring it back for technical analysis, we might be able to discover the overlap between the two technologies."

"But where are we going to find mummies?"

Everyone was immediately stumped.

Fake Li Ji was completely confused: What do you mean by "dogs"? What does this have to do with anything? The words of human experts are getting harder and harder to understand. This isn't written in the textbooks.

Dailu nudged Li Ji: "Aren't you usually full of ideas, meow? Why aren't you saying anything today, meow? Do you have any ideas on how to find the mummy, meow?"

The fake Li Ji instantly understood what Li Lala meant: she must feel that human research is currently hindered, always stuck in one place, and there are no good people to observe, so she needs to give them some surprises to observe their reactions.

Yes, I'll take you there right away.

Delulu's eyes widened in surprise: "How did you know the mummy's location, meow?"

“I touch it every day, of course I know.”

"Every day?" Delulu frowned.

The fake Li Ji quickly corrected himself: "I misspoke. I said I just saw it, in a stone chamber over there."

"Why didn't you say so earlier, meow?"

The fake Li Ji quickly observed everyone's reactions, and fortunately there was nothing unusual.

Thanks to the other party's timely reminder, I was able to avoid revealing any flaws.

He gazed at Delulu's retreating figure and sighed: "Lilala, thanks to you."

Delulu turned her head, looking impatient: "Hurry up, what are you standing there for, meow?"

"I'm coming."

The fake Li Ji led everyone to a stone gate.

He looked up at the spider web on the ceiling, where the spider had crawled into the cracks between the stone bricks.

Before long, the stone door slowly opened by itself.

His Highness exclaimed, "It's an automatic door! This must be technology that aliens provided to the ancient Egyptians."

Fake Li Ji thought to himself: This is the result of our modification! What aliens? Human experts are so stupid.

Upon entering, you'll be greeted by a refreshing and delightful fragrance.

The aroma of wood, combined with the fragrance of milk and spicy sweetness, wafts over, like the scent of some exquisite dish.

Shark Baby stuck out its tongue like a dog: "This smells so good! I want to eat it."

Why does this smell of spices come from down here?

The fake Lee Ki explained, "This is the smell of a mummy. Because the preservatives used to make mummies contain a lot of spices and plant oils, it smells very fragrant."

His Highness the Crown Prince was generous with his praise, believing that making team members feel emotionally valued would better motivate them: "Li Ji, I didn't expect you to know so much, even such obscure knowledge. I must encourage everyone to learn from you."

The fake Lee Ki smiled shyly, scratched his head, and said embarrassedly, "It's not as good as you make it out to be."

Although he spoke modestly, he felt a warm feeling inside.

As one of the worst students in my class, no one has ever praised me for knowing a lot. I never expected that just by saying a few simple words of knowledge, I would be praised so highly by a human expert.

Is this the atmosphere of human society?
Why is it different from the mobile game?

Indeed, the negativity on the internet is all fake; the beauty of reality is what's real.

I love humanity!

Delulu frowned and said, "This doesn't look like making a mummy, it looks more like cooking, meow. Dogs make mummies to eat, so it's more similar, meow. Li Ji, where's the mummy? Let's check it out, meow."

(End of this chapter)

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