He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 335 The Lizardmen Hold Supreme Meeting to Analyze New Human Trends
Lihaha walked into the combat command center and headed straight for the conference room on the third floor in the darkness.

Footsteps echoed loudly on the steel stairs.

He pushed open the door and entered.

A meeting was being held inside, with lizardman officers seated on either side of a long table, and the commander-in-chief at the far end of the table giving a speech.

Liha quietly sat down at the very back.

The voice of the lizardman commander-in-chief echoed throughout the conference room.

"According to intelligence from our agents, Israel will launch an attack on Egypt in seven days. According to our strategy, the more chaotic the situation is, the better. The slower their development, the faster we can catch up."

"Therefore, the command center decided to select a group of outstanding officers to join the combat teams of both sides to ensure that we can effectively control the scale of this conflict."

One of the officers raised his hand: "Sir! Can we get insurance?"

"Just like last time."

"There's no insurance."

“That’s right, Colonel.”

Someone complained, "Are we going to be cannon fodder for humans again?"

The commander's voice suddenly rose eight octaves: "What do you mean by 'cannon fodder'? This officer's thinking is very wrong. We are the manipulators, the controllers. We are the masterminds behind the scenes who determine the course of human civilization. How can you call us cannon fodder?"

These words silenced the entire room. Everyone was resentful, but no one dared to speak up.

Everyone recalled their previous experience of being transferred to the Eastern European battlefield.

I was supposed to become an officer, but when I got there I was a regular soldier, given some equipment and sent to the front lines as a line-filling baby.

It's because the agent who infiltrated and disguised himself as a high-ranking military officer was taken down for job-related crimes. He was originally in charge of assigning positions to the new agents, but without him, everyone could only be ordinary soldiers.

He embezzled a large amount of military funds, but instead of enjoying them or spending them recklessly, he set up 28 cockroach breeding bases.

The Russian government, which seized his assets, was dumbfounded, not understanding why a high-ranking military officer would need so many cockroach breeding farms.

This guy sets up so many cockroach breeding farms just to eat them.

They not only consumed it themselves, but also exported large quantities to the underground world.

He said he was a farmer's son and had never seen so many cockroaches in his life.

Because of his mistake, all 17 reptilians who were supposed to go to Russia to serve as high-ranking officers became ordinary soldiers, and only 8 of them returned, and none of them were complete.

Therefore, people are very resistant to interfering in human wars, and they prefer to infiltrate the political, business, and entertainment circles—it's simple, safe, and enjoyable.

Right now, Rihaha has something more important to report to the commander.

When the meeting ended, he stopped the commander who was about to leave.

"Commander, I have something to report to you."

"It's you, Major Rihaha. You performed exceptionally well. You greatly slowed the pace of the war's end."

Liha was a little embarrassed: "Actually, I only fired three shots in those two years."

"Three shots to settle Eastern Europe, that's a true hero. Are you here to petition to join the human army?"

"I don't--"

The commander grabbed his hand: "That's great! We need experienced veterans like you to join us."

“Commander, I didn’t mean that. Actually, I—” “Come, Secretary, add Major Rihaha’s name to the list.”

"Huh? No! I'm not going, I have something to report!"

The commander gripped his hand tightly: "Your willingness to sacrifice for civilization is truly admirable."

"Commander, you've misunderstood. Actually, I—"

The secretary next to him said, "Boss, it's all done."

The commander immediately released Rihaha's hand, his tail held high, and saluted him: "Goodbye!"

The other person turned to leave, but Li Haha immediately stopped him: "Boss, I have something to report!"

"So, besides volunteering to join the Egyptian army, you have something else to report."

"I actually don't really want to add it—"

"You need to know that once this name is added, it can't be deleted. If you violate military orders, you know what will happen."

Li Haha could only swallow his anger: "For the sake of civilization, I'm willing. But boss, I really have important business to attend to."

He reported all the news his son, Ligaga, had sent back to the commander.

The commander frowned after hearing this: "You mean humans have mastered laser technology? They have light blades, absorption bottles that can absorb artifacts, and a mysterious race called kobolds?"

"That's right, it's all firsthand information that my son observed and sent back to us."

The commander gasped. "This situation is very troublesome. We need to take it seriously. But we've never dealt with any of these things before!"

Li Haha nodded: "That's the terrifying part of this matter. We have so many excellent agents who have infiltrated every aspect of human society. In theory, we should be able to access the classified information of any country, so why don't we know anything about these advanced technologies?"

The commander grew increasingly alarmed: "In other words, humanity is hiding something from us. Perhaps they discovered our existence long ago and were just playing along. In reality, they have ways to distinguish us and lure us away from the range of their core technologies."

"That's what I think too. Perhaps our carefully planned infiltration scheme is transparent to humanity."

"Humans are too cunning. Aren't we just clowns then?"

The commander patted his secretary on the shoulder.

"Contact the Supreme Leader immediately, I have something important to report. Rihaha, you come with me, this matter is extremely important, it may concern our grand strategic policy for fighting against humanity."

"In addition, organize a special agent team to go to your son's school and help those students. Make sure to capture those few Earthlings and prevent them from returning to the surface."

"As ordered!"

-

Li Ji gradually regained consciousness.

Everything in front of me was blurry, as if a dark green filter had been applied.

My hearing is slowly recovering, and I seem to be able to hear faint and indistinct sounds coming from my ear.

He could smell the earthy scent of the underground world.

"Hang in there, Mr. Jelly!"

As his vision cleared, he saw a green-skinned lizard pouting and trying to kiss him.

"My grass!"

(End of this chapter)