He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 336 Li Ji awakens and heads to the underground internet cafe

Li Ji instantly regained his senses and pushed Li Lala away from him.

"What are you doing!"

Lilala sat on the ground with a wronged look on her face, her lips twitching slightly, looking so aggrieved that she wanted to cry.

"I'll give you lizard mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."

Lee Ki hurriedly covered his pointed mouth.

He looked at the other person's mouth.

The protruding green mouth had no lips, only snake-like scales, with sharp teeth slightly exposed and clearly visible yellow tartar. Even the leftover spider legs could be seen.

"you made it?"

"not yet."

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief.

"I performed CPR on you, but it didn't work, so I'm going to try lizard respiration."

"You're quite a nice person."

"They are lizardmen."

"Huh?" Li Ji took a moment to process what the other person meant. "You lizardmen are quite nice."

"Easy to do."

"Why did you save me?"

Lilala was taken aback, blinked, and said nervously, "I really like aliens. I've seen so many alien movies. I want to spend more time with you. Can you take me to an alien planet? I want to go to Shangri-La."

"You can go there by buying a plane ticket."

"Can airplanes reach outer space now?"

"Shangri-La is not on another planet!"

"Is that really how it is? The movie lied to me!"

"Which movie says Shangri-La is on another planet?!"

Li Ji rolled his eyes and looked around, discovering that he was now in a network of interconnected tunnels, not the stone chamber he had just been in.

"What was that incredibly foul-smelling thing just now?"

"Lilulu. The most unhygienic guy in our class. He was urinated on by a lizardman when he was born, and he has been afraid of water ever since and dares not take a bath."

"Shouldn't he be afraid of peeing? That would smell awful!"

“We don’t know either. So we stopped letting him stay in the dormitory and cleaned out a stone room for him to live in.”

Where are my companions?

Li Ji vaguely remembered that before he fell into a coma, Nini snatched the keys and said that she wanted to take over the research project.

Lilala looked around and said, "I don't know, I haven't seen her since I came out."

Lee checked his communicator and was surprised to find that Anata had been in the same location for two hours.

"It seems they've arrived. I have to go."

"I'll be with you."

“Okay, I’ll go with you. We can get away with the lizardmen if we encounter them. You can transform back into your previous form first.”

The two returned to their previous state.

Seeing the blue pulses flashing across Li Ji's body, Lilala's eyes practically sparkled: "How did you do that? It's amazing!"

"What's so magical about something you can do with your bare hands?"

"I find things from outer space to be amazing. Like this."

Lilala opened her hands, kneading a pool of sticky purple slime in them.

"It's sticky and amazing."

"Please don't pick at other people's waste, okay? It's very impolite. Would you pick at the dead skin of a human being?"

"Right on my mind."

"Never mind what I asked. Let me emphasize this again: you must not reveal our identities to anyone, or I will erase your memory."

Lilala's excited shouts filled the tunnel: "You can also erase memories!"

Did you even hear the first half of that sentence?!

"Please let me try the memory-erasing effect, it will only take a few seconds, please."

Lilala suddenly dropped to the ground on all fours.

"What kind of pose is that?"

"Please give me your position."

"I can't stand you. No way, I don't have time to play with you."

Following the movement trajectory displayed on the communicator, Li Ji had just rounded a few bends when he saw Shark lying on the ground.

He rushed over excitedly: "Shark Baby! What happened to you?" He held the unconscious Shark Baby in his arms.

"Did they make a move? They actually managed to subdue Shark Baby. Just how strong are they? The situation seems to be getting tricky."

He shook the baby shark in his arms, trying to wake it up.

"Shark, wake up! I can't live without you! My good brother!"

Shark Baby opened its eyes groggily: "Who are you?"

"Have you lost your memory? These guys went too far, they actually made you lose your memory. Don't worry, I'll use the memory eraser to see what happened."

Li Ji took out a memory eraser and released a puff of smoke under the other person's nose.

Lilala complained, "Now doesn't seem like the time to smoke, does it?"

Li Ji ignored it, and the memory eraser quickly transmitted the other party's memories to Li Ji's eyes.

"I will definitely bring the person who hurt you to justice!"

The memory was quickly retrieved to three hours prior.

A pair of green claws appeared before Li Ji's eyes, holding a book.

The book was opened, and it was full of goblins.

The entire page of drawing paper was covered with goblins, with goblins stacked on top of each other to form a giant goblin centipede, and all of it was inappropriate for children.

Li Ji felt a wave of nausea: "What kind of superhuman can see this kind of thing?"

He sped up 60 times and skipped the segment.

Suddenly, someone called out, "Litutu, come quick, we have guests."

The owner of the memory hurriedly stuffed the book under his bottom.

Just as Li Ji was wondering about the source of the sound, a ten-meter-long tongue suddenly darted into his mouth.

"This memory is disgusting!"

In that instant, the image of them flashed through his mind.

"Do these people communicate through French kissing? How perverted!"

Then the owner of the memory stood up, walked to the mirror, and saw a short lizardman in the mirror. He transformed into a mimic of Shark Baby.

Then he encountered Ultraman and Anasta in the tunnel, and was knocked unconscious by a chop to the neck.

Li Ji snapped out of his memory, feeling as if he had just experienced a nightmare.

He felt that his eyes, mouth, and brain had been violated by someone—no, by reptilians.

Li Ji threw the fake shark in his arms to the ground.

The other person's head hit the ground with a loud thud.

Lilala exclaimed in surprise, "Why did you throw him?"

"He is not my companion."

"He's my companion! Litutu, are you alright?"

Li Tutu didn't speak; she seemed to have fainted again.

Li Ji stepped over him: "We're in a hurry."

"You're so ruthless. But so charming. Are all aliens this decisive and ruthless?"

Lilala threw Litutu to the ground with a thud and then ran off with Li Ji, wagging her tail.

The two had just turned a few corners.

Another shark baby was seen lying unconscious on the ground.

Li Ji's mood remained unchanged. He did not utter a sound, but instead cautiously observed the other person from all sides.

"Aren't you going to read my memories anymore?"

"I can't take a second lizardman's tongue kiss. I think I can tell if someone is one of my own just by looking at them."

"That's unlikely. Even we lizardmen couldn't have discovered it."

"Found!"

"They discovered it already? That's incredibly fast! No wonder they're aliens."

"He drools at the corners of his mouth, but Shark Baby never drools while sleeping!"

"Shark baby has such good hygiene habits."

"No, it's simply because he doesn't saliva."

The two nimbly stepped over the drooling fake shark.

After passing through countless fake shark jewels, Li Ji finally arrived at a stone gate.

"We've finally arrived. She's right behind the door."

(End of this chapter)