He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Professor Wilde exhaled a rapid stream of murky blue gas: "And that's Diana, she's notoriously arrogant, she caused three thousand planets to explode overnight just to see a starlight show."

At this point, Professor Wilde burst into tears.

"I didn't expect you to care so much about environmental issues."

"I cried because my home planet is in there."

Biyangde patted her shoulder, which she couldn't reach: "My condolences."

"How can you possibly grieve? If your home planet were turned into cold, hard compensation for demolition, could you remain calm?"

"That's impossible, I would be overjoyed."

Professor Qi said anxiously, "I remember now, that spaceship seems to be equipped with planet-destroying weapons. Do you think Diana might destroy the Earth to avenge her daughter?"

"No way, Earth science has only just caught its breath, and now Earth is going to be gone?"

"Commercial planetary spacecraft cannot be equipped with star-destroyer weapons. That is probably a continental-class weapon, which can at most sink a continent."

"Then Earth is going to suffer enough. Will she really make a move?"

"If it's that Diana, it's really possible. Her ex-boyfriend cheated on her with a black and white cat, so she threw her ex and the cat's whole family into a black hole. She even bribed the cat's legislative council to pass a law that black and white cats can't go out on the street, and they can't dye their hair either, unless they're shaved."

"This person is too ruthless. Isn't she afraid of going to jail for doing this?"

Professor Qi chuckled softly, and everyone understood immediately.

"Don't tell jokes like this at a time like this. What should we do? Can we contact the other party's parents and at least find out what's going on?"

Everyone focused their attention on the dean.

Why are you all looking at me like that? You're not going to make me contact them, are you?

“Dean, you are our leader. It would be more appropriate for you to handle such an important matter personally to demonstrate your concern for the students’ safety. If the other party withdraws its funding because of this, not only will our program be in jeopardy, but the college’s funding will also be cut off.”

"Then what are you doing?"

"We each need to find our own way out."

The professors were nearly choked with emotion.

Left with no other option, the dean closed the door to his mini-office and called Diana.

Outside the office, the professors were in complete chaos.

Professor D urgently dialed the phone of the then-President of the FIFA on Earth, and the familiar bald man appeared in the holographic projection: "Good brother, do you guys have a need to create stars now? Do you need another world number one?"

"Yes! We desperately need one! The Messi-Ronaldo era is over, and we need a top-tier football star right now. Are you planning a comeback?"

"That's right. I'm making a comeback, and you're all supporting me."

"No problem, but let's make it clear, how long are you going to be a professional this time? Don't leave after playing for only a short time like last time, or we'll have to come up with an excuse for your retirement."

"Don't worry, this time I'm making an indefinite debut. I'll reincarnate and play generation after generation. I'll change my identity when I'm 35. I'm 45 this year, so I can play for another 10 generations. For the sake of the reputation of football for 200 years, I'm going all in."

Professor Wilde also hurriedly made a phone call: "Honey, I might lose my job. Didn't you always want me to stay home and take care of the kids? I think it's fine this way, anyway, we don't need the money."

"What do you mean you took the demolition compensation money and gambled it all away?"

"What do you mean by 'this project is great, with a 300% return'?"

"What do you mean you mortgaged all five children?"

"Lirolarishi, you're not planning on staying together anymore?"

"Wait a minute, we only have three children. Who are the other two?"

"What do you mean you split off from yourself? Do you think I'm stupid?" Professor Qi dialed his father's number, and a holographic projection showed the face of an old woman: "Dad, I think it's a good idea that you said you would help me get into law school. It's true, Earth science doesn't have much of a future."

"Good boy, it's good that you understand. I'll go and take care of it right away. If you ask me, that crappy Earth Science department is doomed sooner or later!"

Only Professor Biyangde and His Highness the Crown Prince remained quietly by his side.

Biyangde nudged the Crown Prince's shoulder: "You don't have any connections either?"

"No."

His Highness the Crown Prince hung his head in dejection. He had just discovered the underground civilization and was preparing to make great strides and establish a new major. His life had clearly reached a turning point, but he never expected to suffer such a blow.

"Geoscience is doomed. What are you planning to do next?"

His Highness the Crown Prince shook his head: "I don't know. I don't know how to do anything else. Maybe I'll go drive a garbage ship. Want to come along?"

"I'm not going. I'm allergic to garbage. I'm planning to sneak onto Earth. I have a friend from the Rabbit Star who's doing quite well on Earth. We haven't been in touch for a long time. I'll ask him for help when I get there. I'll give him a call."

Biyangde opened his contacts and dialed the number of [Jili, the God of Cursive Script].

"The number you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please call again later."

Biyangde said with a grin, "Look how busy my brother is on Earth, he doesn't even have time to answer the phone. If you don't want to pick up trash anymore, come to Earth and find us."

The door to the dean's office, which resembled a display window, suddenly opened, and Dean Maoqiu hurriedly walked out, clutching a mini communicator. The professors immediately surrounded him.

"No, we can't get in touch with them at all. The contact information you left doesn't belong to the other party's parents; it belongs to some kind of legal consultant."

"So what do we do now? We can't get in touch with Dailulu's parents, and we don't even know the specifics of the situation."

The office door suddenly opened, and a tall figure appeared in the doorway.

"headmaster!"

The principal has three square blue heads, stacked one on top of the other from largest to smallest, each head with a triangular eye and a line-shaped mouth.

The bottommost head has six omnidirectional wheels, which slide in with a whoosh.

Their three eyes glared angrily, forming an obtuse triangle, and their mouths opened and closed in a rumbling sound: "Oh no! Oh no! What are you doing? Why is Ms. Diana from the Meow Meow Group withdrawing her investment?"

Everyone fell silent and turned their gazes to Professor Qi.

"Why are you all looking at me? This isn't my fault! This has always been the rule for this course."

They explained the whole story to the principal.

The principal was furious, sliding around frantically: "It's over, it's over! Ms. Diana is really angry this time. Why can't you even guarantee the safety of the students?"

Biyangde muttered under his breath, "The biggest safety hazard for the students seems to be the school itself."

Dean Mao suggested, "Why don't you call Ms. Diana again and explain?"

"It's no use, I can't get in touch with her at all. Even the news of the withdrawal of investment was sent by her assistant. I asked many of her partners, but none of them could reach her. Several people are waiting to sign contracts, but they can't find her anywhere."

Maoqiu lay sprawled in the office window, utterly dejected: "It's over, this is really all over. Professor Qi, are you sure you saw a continental-class weapon?"

"You should have seen it by now."

The professors sighed, "It's over, we've lost our jobs."

The dean sighed, "It's over, the funding is gone."

The principal sighed, "It's over, the investment is gone." (End of Chapter)