He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 480 Earth's Fancy Ways to Court Death (3000-word mini chapter)

The professors surrounded the principal, urging him to think of a solution quickly.

The principal had no choice but to dial Diana's number again.

"Sorry, I don't want to answer the number you dialed at the moment. Please die later."

Everyone sighed, realizing that North America was doomed. They hoped that Diana wouldn't sink the other continents, so that everyone would have somewhere to escape to.

Dean Maoqiu suggested, "Principal, don't you know people from the Galactic Defense Department? They have jurisdiction over such catastrophic events that severely damage planets."

The principal hesitated.

In fact, he doesn't rule out the possibility of Earth being injured or even destroyed. If this could quell Diana's anger, there might even be a possibility of canceling the withdrawal of investment.

However, if he rashly called the police and got the Ministry of Defense involved, he might further anger Diana, and then the withdrawal of funding would be completely out of the question.

He hesitated, his three mouths opening and closing again.

"Principal, what are you hesitating about? This concerns the employment of so many employees and the education of so many children. You have to step up your post!"

The principal said awkwardly, "It's not that I don't want to help, but my friend in the Ministry of Defense recently passed away, and I really have no connections left."

His communicator suddenly rang; he had set it to connect automatically because he was worried that Diana might call at any moment.

A projection of a four-eyed toad dressed in a silver military uniform appeared in the office.

Above his head was a line of small print, a note from the principal: [Adaas, Deputy Chief of the Logistics and Ordnance Section, Galaxy Defense Department]

"Kitos, bad news. Diana, the chairwoman of the Meow Meow Group, borrowed a stellar-class mothership from us, equipped with thirteen star-destroying cannons. That's enough firepower to destroy a stellar-class vessel. I see the target is the solar system. I was thinking, isn't her daughter studying a major from that primitive planet at your school, which is in the solar system? Is this huge operation related to you? Why are your subordinates looking at me with such strange eyes?"

Principal Kitos looked embarrassed: "Aduaas, I'm so glad to see you safe and sound."

"Huh? Did something happen to me? How come I don't know anything about it?"

Principal Kitos quickly changed the subject: "Why is she able to access military motherships from your side? She's just a businesswoman."

"The difference between merchants is greater than the difference between mud and people. This isn't the first time she's done this. I'm just giving you a heads-up; good luck."

The phone call ended, and the entire room fell into a deathly silence.

They originally thought that sinking a few continents would be enough, but they never expected that the entire solar system would be targeted.

"How do you operate a garbage ship? Does anyone know how?"

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A small spaceship flew into the clouds and disappeared.

Gu Yuqing stuffed the last black gunman into the green vortex.

"Long and thin, lock them up securely, don't let them escape!"

"Received! Senior!"

The green vortex spun and disappeared.

She sat listlessly on the edge of the stage, while the crowd below, high on drugs, continued their revelry.

Dolly held the four bags of bullets of different colors.

"Sis, what's so special about these bullets? Why are they made in four different colors?"

"Li Ji's speculation is that the four types of bullets are specially made and designed for different people. That's why they are divided into four colors to avoid hitting the wrong person. Do you remember the wounds on Delulu's body? Not only on her shoulder, but also on her calf. According to Li Ji and Milia, when the orange bullet hit her calf, Delulu only bled but was not seriously injured. But when the blue bullet hit Delulu's shoulder, she quickly fainted. The gunman was obviously prepared."

Dolly was terrified and quickly closed the open plastic bullet pouch: "So, these bastards know about Lee and his group's race and specially made bullets coated with the corresponding toxins to precisely kill them?"

"should be."

Dolly frowned: "But why did they kill four stupid college students?"

"I don't know. If Li Ji's identity as a special agent is exposed, it would be enough to just kill Li Ji. Why would they need to target the other three ordinary students?"

With no clue, Gu Yuqing stood up and looked at the cat-headed spaceship overhead that blocked out the sun; it seemed to have no intention of leaving.

"Why are you still here after so long? If you're going to sink the continent, just do it quickly. What are you waiting for?"

"Sis, think of something positive. Let's pray that Delulu is safe, maybe her family will spare the earth."

"Her mother is Diana, that woman is not to be trifled with."

"Hey, let's have a smoke to calm down first."

Dolly lit a cigarette but put it in Gu Yuqing's mouth. Gu Yuqing looked at her sister, who was puffing away beside her, with a surprised expression, and silently lit another cigarette.

A black minivan drove up on the road not far away.

Two people got off, both with Asian features, but one was tall and well-dressed, clearly a government official from China, while the other was slovenly, wearing glasses, and looked like an ABC (American-born Chinese) nerdy guy.

"No way, it's those two again. Why do the Earthlings always send them? How many times is this now?"

"the fourth time."

Gu Yuqing slowly exhaled a puff of smoke.

Terry Wong and Consul Chen went down to the bottom of the spaceship together.

Terry Wong's heart pounded, not with fear, but with excitement. Finally, one day he would have the chance to speak face-to-face with aliens, and as a representative of Earth no less! The thought made his hands tremble uncontrollably.

Consul Chen comforted him, "Don't be nervous. This is an unprecedented moment for humanity, and we must make the most of it. Rest assured, we are not the only hope. Armies from all over the world are rushing here. If we fail, there will still be people who will protect this planet."

They picked up a megaphone and spoke to the aliens: "Friends from outer space, we represent Earth to negotiate with you. We have no ill intentions!"

The cat-headed spaceship did not respond. Terry Wong: "Aliens must have their own language; they don't understand Earth language. In the universe, some things are universal, like mathematics. I remember NASA has a set of natural code diagrams, which use pictures to show our mathematical symbols to the other side. Mathematics is universal. We can show them our willingness to communicate by sending this set of natural code diagrams in the form of waves."

They immediately contacted NASA and sent the natural compilation diagram via satellite.

Dolly, who was not far away, sighed: "That weed is going to humiliate itself again."

Terry and Wang waited quietly for a reply from the other end of the headset.

After a while, NASA replied: "One good news and one bad news."

"The good news is that the other party sent back 2345 function models in our mathematical language."

The two gripped hands excitedly, eagerly asking, "And the bad news?"

"We have deciphered 467 of the function models, and the results are 467 different Earth scripts, but they all mean the same thing."

"What do you mean?"

"roll."

The Planetary Defense Committee fell silent the moment it received the news.

As the functions were continuously deciphered, all sorts of "rolling" messages kept coming from the decryption department.

There are even many languages ​​used by small African tribes. Although the deciphering team doesn't recognize these languages, they can deduce from the remaining thousands of "roll" words that the result should be the same.

Everyone understands what the word "get lost" means.

The other party is not only familiar with our mathematical language, but also has a thorough understanding of all our existing writing systems.

There's a creepy feeling when someone you've just met reveals all your personal information.

What's even more terrifying is that the other person can even tell you how often you wet the bed when you were three months old, while you yourself had no idea.

What's even more alarming is the malice behind the word "get lost".

The aliens' arrival this time may be to start a war with Earthlings.

Global military forces are rapidly moving toward the American mainland.

Great unity among the people of the world.

In the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, countless warships, like dumplings being dropped into a pot, were heading towards North America.

From state-of-the-art aircraft carriers to fisheries patrol vessels, Spain even dispatched 19th-century sailing ships.

Men from various countries immediately enlisted and headed to America one after another.

Missiles from all over the world are also aimed at the American mainland, determined to destroy the alien invaders.

Terry Wang and Consul Chen were momentarily shaken by the sight of this enormous vessel.

Consul Chen remained calm under pressure. He picked up the microphone and, in his most familiar language, delivered a passionate speech to the spaceship overhead, explaining the advantages and disadvantages.

Although Terry Wong could only understand a few words, he could sense a sense of righteousness and humility emanating from the man.

He didn't know what the other person said, but as the representative of Earth, he felt he should do something in this critical situation.

"Think quickly, think quickly, that's how it's done in science fiction novels!"

"In The Three-Body Problem, the threat to send out the coordinates of both planets is used. According to the Dark Forest Theory, once the coordinates are sent out, they will be discovered and destroyed by other civilizations in the universe. This method can be used to achieve deterrence."

He immediately notified the Ministry of Defense, conveying his intention to deter the other party.

One minute later, the Ministry of Defense replied: "The other party is now transmitting Earth's coordinates into the entire universe. And it has also precisely marked your coordinates on Earth."

"What do you mean? Do you want me to receive precise guidance?"

Terry Wong panicked immediately: "Think again, is there any other way?"

"Can you create quantum state soldiers using spherical lightning?"

silence.

"Is that so? Okay, never mind. Huh? I think I saw quantum state soldiers?"

A humanoid creature made of lightning appeared before Terry Wong.

Just as the humanoid creature was about to release an arc of electricity from its fingertips, it suddenly disappeared.

"Eh? What's going on?"

Gu Yuqing, who was not far away, put down her gun and cursed, "What are these cats trying to do? Why did they bring Lightning Man here? Give us a straight answer, are they going to blow him up or not!"

The sudden scream startled Gu Yuqing.

"Hey! Aliens, listen up!"

Terry Wong stood with his hands on his hips and shouted to the sky, "I have connections over there! Don't be so arrogant! If you dare to harm the Earth, I guarantee my friends will make you pay!"

Dolly frowned: "What is this idiot trying to do?"

"It's just a bluff. You can't fool a cat."

When they heard King Terry call out, both of them froze completely.

“kudumoso~~~~”

(End of this chapter)