He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 58 Shark Baby storms into City Hall, escalating the unrest.
Just now, during Li Ji's passionate speech...

Shark was sitting on the roof of the car, at Li Ji's feet, gazing at the dark mass of military and police troops across the street.

He didn't understand what Li Ji was doing, but he expressed his respect.

He figured that since the goal was to get into the city hall, he might as well just rush in; these guys couldn't stop him anyway.

Shark gestured to the Marines for a while.

I checked repeatedly to make sure there was no old lady inside.

He was certain that if he started at 220 mph and rammed through the helmeted men, he could get inside.

However, Li Ji always has a way, and it's the most Earthly way—he just needs to obey.

Until he suddenly heard Li Ji say something like, "Let's storm into the city hall."

Shark Baby's lips curled into a "V" shape.

"I actually thought the same thing as Li Ji!"

He suddenly sprang off the hood, tongue lolling, and crossed the short road on all fours.

One second the captain was laughing and saying into the walkie-talkie, "These commoners are cowards, they don't dare to rush in—"

The next second, before anyone could react, Shark headbutted the captain holding the walkie-talkie in the stomach.

It knocked the person three meters away.

The two sides were initially facing off across the road, with order mixed with chaos.

The Shark Baby shattered order like a meteorite, and chaos spread rapidly.

“Attack!”

At the captain's scream, the military police took the lead in action.

The Marines loaded rubber bullets and opened fire on the crowd.

Mounted police officers on tall horses charged toward the crowd, knocking people down. White officers brandished batons and whipped black people along the way.

Delulu had just recovered from motion sickness and was looking out the window.

"The textbook is wrong; slavery was never abolished, meow!"

Some people ran away, some fought back with their fists, and some even responded to the vampire boy's call and rushed into the city hall.

The crowds were like ocean waves, and the wall formed by the military and police was like a fragile breakwater; if a gap was opened, it could be washed away at any time.

SharkBaby was the key factor that opened the door.

He nimbly maneuvered within the Marine Corps, shattering an American dream with a single flying kick.

"Taser warning!"

As Shark turned around, two arcs of electricity struck his body.

The policeman, holding a Taser, was certain that no one could escape the Taser.

A tingling, pleasurable sensation made Shark Baby giggle.

The Taser-wielding policeman was shocked: "The Taser is malfunctioning?"

The white navy officer, with his back to him, strode forward in handcuffs, and the moment he touched him, he was electrocuted and collapsed to the ground, convulsing.

While grinning foolishly, Shark Baby delivered a powerful Rising Dragon Punch, sending the Taser-wielding policeman flying three meters away.

From afar, Li Ji saw a twelve-year-old Latin American boy dressed in a vampire robe repeatedly tormenting the military police with spinning kicks, like a top.

Shark Baby became more and more excited as the fight progressed. This level of combat reminded him of his kindergarten days, which were also a glorious period.

More and more military and police personnel are losing their combat capabilities.

The surging crowd quickly engulfed the area, and no one could see clearly what was happening; they could only see soldiers and police being thrown out of the crowd one by one.

Who remembers that the original intention of all this was simply to obtain data for university course papers?

Li Ji leaned against the car door and sighed softly, feigning tenderness.

"The Vampire Boy is more appealing than the Asian Cellphone Man."

He shook his head, opened the car door, and said to Dailulu inside, "It's time to go. We still need your surveillance camera to get the data on single-parent families."

Dailulu lay in the back seat, dizzy, covering her head, her expression dazed.

"No, I'm still a little dizzy, meow. I think I'm allergic to Earthlings' modes of transportation, meow."

"Don't miss this opportunity, let's go in and talk about it."

People saw the Asian cell phone addict dragging a white girl dressed in Native American clothing along the ground.

Delulu looked weakly at everything around her, trying her best to record it in her mind.

Earthling Weapon Observation 2: Earthlings are still in the era of cold weapons, and their fighting methods are still cavalry charges and club beatings.

News of the citizens storming Los Santos City Hall reached the President's office.

The president, who was over seventy years old, angrily slammed down the phone. His face was flushed with agitation as he shouted at his advisors in his signature accent.

What are these people from the KMT doing?

Are they preparing for a civil war?

The assistant cautiously asked, "Could that Asian man be a spy from China?"

The president glared at her: "Do I look like a Chinese spy to you?"

The same news also reached the California governor's office.

The handsome governor, dressed in a suit and tie, put down the phone, his expression turning somewhat awkward. He cautiously inquired of the important figures around him.

"If America were to split up, you would still elect me president, wouldn't you?" Li Ji and his two companions stormed into City Hall, and the surging crowd pushed their way in as well.

A frenzied crowd vandalized and looted the city hall; the sounds of shattering glass mingled with shouts as people scrambled for valuables such as computers.

"Isn't this a protest? Why do they keep bringing up free shopping everywhere they go!"

It wasn't until Li Ji saw that someone had dismantled the one-meter-high lectern in the hall.

"Why are you taking this thing apart? Are you going to list it on eBay?"

The air was thick with the smell of gunpowder, and dazzling fireworks lit up the indoor sky.

"Don't set off firecrackers indoors!"

Taking advantage of the commotion, Li Ji and his two companions rushed upstairs and slipped into an empty office.

He had Shark hold the door shut to prevent it from being smashed open.

Turn on the lights, and you'll see only four desks and computers scattered throughout the office.

He quickly turned on his computer.

"Delulu, it's your turn."

Delulu leaned weakly against the chair, staring at the lit screen. Her mouth was slightly open, uttering a half-dead gurgling sound, but her eyes shone with an unusually bright blue light.

She is hacking into the Los Santos City Hall database.

The gate began to shake violently, and outside came the cacophony of shouts from the crowd.

Shark Baby landed on all fours, its rear end sticking out, blocking the gate so that even a truck couldn't get in.

Shark Baby pressed against the door's backside, vibrating along with the door.

Bored, Li Ji rummaged through the drawer.

Adult magazines are boring.

Look again.

pistol!

Li Ji quickly took it out and examined it for a while. The black casing, the heavy feel, and the cool metallic texture were striking.

This was the first time he had ever been so close to this thing.

He stuffed a box of bullets and a spare magazine into his pocket.

"Good stuff, it's mine now."

"How did I end up doing as the locals do?"

"Coming to Los Santos is about experiencing its traditional culture and feeling the spirit of freedom."

With that thought in mind, Li Ji stuffed the pistol into his back pocket.

Continuing to flip through, I saw a pile of dark green smoke.

He picked it up and examined it carefully.

"That's strange, what kind of tobacco can be green?"

He was about to bring it to his nose to sniff when he suddenly realized something was wrong and quickly threw it on the ground as if he had been electrocuted.

"Is this fucking a leaf?"

"You guys smoke at work too?!"

"Isn't this the city hall?"

"I'm starting to have doubts about the accuracy of the data."

"Done, meow."

Delulu slumped weakly against the chair.

"Have you got all the data?"

"That's right, meow. New problem: why are there so many videos of humans mating in the city hall's database, meow? How disgusting, meow!"

Delulu pouted in pain.

"As expected of America, it's so free. Everything in the city hall clerk's office is eye-catching."

"Prepare to evacuate."

The sound of sirens came from all directions.

Looking out the window, Lee Ki saw helicopters everywhere overhead.

I've now been promoted to a five-star good citizen.

"Switching to our new form is too conspicuous; we've definitely become targets."

Twenty minutes later, the National Guard pushed open the door to the third-floor clerk's office.

They saw two white police officers inside with a police dog.

What are you doing here?

“The citizens outside are too radical, so we’ll hide inside for a while.”

Li Ji said this.

"Yes."

The police dog standing nearby agreed.

(End of this chapter)