He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 61 Shark Baby Finds the Black Girl's Alien Father
As the door closed, cheers erupted from inside, emanating from the mother and daughter.

Delulu spread her body out into a "big" shape and excitedly took a step, the leaves of her palm tree suit swaying with her body.

"I have plenty of material for the interview, meow. Now it's time to find the next target, meow."

"Wait a minute, this family isn't done yet."

"We even know that she shot off her homeroom teacher's toe when she was six years old, what else is there to stop here, meow?"

Shark nodded and waved his cloak in agreement.

"She's lying; she definitely knows who the father of the child is."

Why are you so sure, meow?

Li Ji wasn't sure, but he needed to find an excuse to keep his actions focused on this family. He was certain that Diana and the Rabbit Star people were connected.

“She and her child look exactly alike. Isn’t that suspicious? No matter what, the father’s DNA should have some influence on the child’s appearance. If she’s lying, then the sample information is inaccurate, and what’s the point of our research?”

"As long as you can fool the teacher, that's enough." Shark Baby still spoke up despite being a poor student.

Dailulu put her hands on her hips and said sternly, "That won't do, meow. Scientific research must be based on facts, otherwise creating a bunch of academic garbage will only mislead students, meow."

Li Ji's brain is being relentlessly attacked by a Uyghur uncle speaking Tianjin dialect in a Lanzhou noodle shop, using a complex of striated muscle from an even-toed ungulate and gelatinized wheat fiber.

"We've consumed a lot of academic garbage."

Delulu scratched her chin and nodded: "Indeed, I suspect that many teachers have never even been to Earth, meow."

"What should we do next to investigate the cat?"

"Let's stake out their location first. See who they'll be in contact with."

The three of them moved to another block and, in keeping with Los Santos tradition, drove up in an old car and parked it across the street from the motel.

At night, Diana left home to go to work.

"She's gone, meow. What's our plan now?"

"Shark, go play with Cynthia for a while and see if you can find any useful information."

"it is good!"

Shark used its mouth to hold the crank handle and turned its head to roll down the car window.

He jumped out of the window and climbed up the wall to the second floor.

“If the surveillance footage hadn’t been changed, he would definitely have lost all his points.”

Li Ji silently took out his communicator and sent a message to his senior, Gu Yuqing, asking her for some detailed information about the Rabbit Star people.

They also asked him the question he was most concerned about: why the mother and son looked exactly alike.

As he awaited a reply, a bunch of palm leaves drooped in front of him. Delulu asked with a serious expression, "So what did Diana mean by those words, meow?"

Which words?

Dailulu rattled off a long string of stripper slang.

Li Ji used a corpus of words inscribed in a mimicry sphere to translate these words into Chinese for understanding.

His face immediately turned ugly, and it felt as if the entire car was shrouded in a yellow hue.

"You don't need to understand."

Dailulu laughed excitedly: "You really didn't know either? Then I'll look it up myself, meow."

"You will regret this."

A minute later, accompanied by a piercing meow, the phone smashed against the windshield, leaving spiderweb-like cracks.

Delulu's features scrunched up: "Earthlings are so disgusting, meow."

Like cats, cats do not mate for pleasure, and therefore cannot understand the dazzling array of activities of Earthlings.

Meanwhile, Little Black Shark, dressed in a vampire cloak, was clinging to the door of Room 206 like an insect.

The door to the next room opened, and a thin, listless white man walked out.

The two looked at each other.

The white man chuckled: "This medicine tastes just right, I can almost see black vampires climbing the wall. I need some more."

After saying that, he went back inside.

Shark Baby stuck out its bright red tongue, twisted its tongue muscles, and turned it into a thin key, which it then inserted into the door lock.

With a "click," the lock opened.

"Dad, is that you?"

Cynthia sat on the bed, hugging a plush toy, her thick, dark lips curving upwards, her eyes full of anticipation.

She watched as the door slowly opened, revealing a long black robe fluttering in the night.

She let out a sharp scream.

"Ah! A vampire—a black man?"

Shark walked in slowly with a smile.

Cynthia recognized the child as the one who had come to interview her that afternoon.

She patted her small chest and said in a childish voice, "You almost scared me to death? You nigger."

Why did you just call me "Dad"?

“I thought it was my dad. You nigger.”

Why do you add "You nigger" to every sentence?

"Because we are niggers."

Sha Bao didn't understand, but he followed suit. Earthlings are all his teachers, and there's no harm in learning more.

"Didn't your mother say she didn't know who your biological father was? You nigger."

“Mom doesn’t know, but I do. You nigger.” Shark’s mind was a little confused, and he tried to sort everything out with his small brain.

The mother doesn't know who her biological father is.
But does the daughter know?

This doesn't seem like a family relationship that we viviparous beings could conceive of.

"Your head is smoking, nigger."

Shark flicked the cigarette from his head: "It's okay. You nigger."

"So your dad's coming later? You nigger."

Cynthia nodded, smiling like a flower, if flowers could be black.

“He comes to tell me bedtime stories every night.”

Why did you leave? You nigger!

"boom--"

The door is closed.

Shark jumped off the second-floor railing, did two and a half spins in the air, and flew into the back seat of the car.

"boom--"

The car jolted violently, startling Li Ji into shouting, "A stun grenade?!"

"It's not a stun grenade, it's a shark grenade. You nigger."

Shark smiled from the back seat; because it was so dark, all that could be seen were two rows of big white teeth.

Li Jisong breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought the National Guard had attacked."

"Wait, what did you just say?"

"You nigger?"

Where did you learn that word?

Li Ji laughed out loud.

"That nigger above taught me."

Delulu's long eyelashes fluttered, her eyes full of confusion: "Nigger? What's so special about that word, meow?"

"Look it up yourself."

Dailulu looked it up in a huff.

"Nigger" is a term used to express friendliness towards Black people.

[NIgger is a term used by Black people to refer to each other; when other races use it to refer to Black people, it is considered a discriminatory term.]

Looking at the two contradictory statements, Delulu fell into deep thought.

Because the language system of interstellar people does not contain irony or sarcasm, Delulu naturally regarded the black hell jokes on the forum as a reliable source of information.

Looking at her dark skin, she felt she deserved the right to use that word.

Li Ji didn't want to waste time with Dai Lulu, so he lay down on the car seat and asked Shark Baby with concern, "Tell me what you found first."

Shark recounted his conversation with Cynthia.

Li Ji felt both delighted and puzzled.

To his delight, he actually did run into this rabbit-like being named Jili.

What puzzled him was that he hadn't expected this alien to be so loving, secretly coming to tell his daughter stories every night.

Black men, whose level of responsibility is suspected to exceed that of 99%, are among those who wouldn't even glance at their children even if they were a block away.

Delulu patted him on the shoulder.

“Look, there’s a suspicious person over there, meow.”

A mysterious man walked towards the street corner.

A thick British-style trench coat covered him from head to toe, a huge Mexican hat pressed down on his head, and two pairs of sunglasses could barely be seen under the brim. A red mask and scarf covered his face.

"This guy's outfit is pretty outlandish, almost as bad as yours."

Delulu breathed heavily, barely suppressing the urge to scratch.

The person moved slowly upstairs with small, quick steps, and arrived at the door of 206.

Li Ji concluded that these were Rabbit Star people, and the reason they were covered up so thoroughly was to avoid revealing their physical characteristics and the movements of the fake people.

The reason they take small, quick steps is because the knee joints of the Rabbit Star people are reversed compared to those of Earthlings.

If he were walking normally, he would definitely be exposed.

The door to room 206 opened from the inside, and the mysterious person slipped inside.

"Dad! What story are you going to tell today?"

Li Ji and his two companions quickly followed and moved to the window to eavesdrop.

"Why are we eavesdropping, meow? We can't just go in and interview meow."

Li Ji made up a story off the top of his head: "Because only in this way can we feel the most genuine emotions of this repressed father and daughter."

Dailu nodded: "That makes sense, you nigger."

Li Ji's eyes widened, and he almost laughed.

He heard the man's voice.

"How about Dad tells you the story of the golden man today?"

The image of Nini instantly flashed into Li Ji's mind.

You really are a rabbit from the planet!

(End of this chapter)