He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 60 Aliens Teach Earthlings to Speak English
Li Ji could tell that the other party was somewhat flustered.

"Don't worry, we are social workers here to bring you warmth."

Diana's hand wasn't on the pistol, but she was clearly more flustered.

His pupils dilated, wrinkles appeared on his forehead, he hunched over, and waved his hands frantically.

Social workers in the United States visit single-parent families, and if they find that the guardian is unable to fulfill their parental obligations, they will take the child away and place him/her with a capable family.

Her voice was also a little stuttering.

"I have a job, but I didn't go to work today because it's Saturday."

"It seems like today is Thursday."

Shark puffed out its chest and proudly pointed this out.

After all, I had just studied the concept of the week for Earthlings last night.

Diana explained in a panic, "I, I, I, I took the day off! Yes, I took the day off. Today is my day off, which is why I stayed home on Thursday morning. That's right, that's it."

The other person's grammatical errors made Delulu feel a tickle in her heart, as if a cat's claws were scratching at her.

As a long-time perfect scorer in Earth linguistics, she has a strong obsession with linguistic purity.

"You should say: 'Today is my day off, so I'm staying home as usual on Thursday morning, meow.'"

Diana nodded blankly: "Meow?"

She didn't understand why the social worker was correcting her grammar.

Does the other person feel that they have language problems and are unable to guide Cynthia?

"Sorry, I usually say that, but I'm a little nervous today."

Dailulu silently memorized it in her heart.

Family Interview Notes: The mother made numerous grammatical errors and lacked knowledge of common sense such as what day of the week it was, leading to reasonable suspicion that she was either poorly educated or even intellectually disabled.

Li Ji felt like he'd gotten too excited; how could he see aliens teaching Americans to speak English?

He realized that the reason she was nervous was that she was afraid the social worker would take her child away.

Lee Ki had seen similar situations in American TV shows before, but he never expected them to be true.

He had a sudden inspiration and pulled out $1000 from his pocket.

"That was just a joke. We were filming a video, and we wanted to interview the residents of this community about their living conditions."

“If you agree to our interview, this $1000 is yours.”

“Oh my god!”

Diana excitedly covered her mouth, making an exaggerated reaction that most Europeans and Americans would make.

"Is this for real? I can get $1000 just for doing an interview? Do I have to appear nude on camera?"

She said this while her hand was already gripping the hem of her clothes, ready to strike.

"Need not!"

Li Ji quickly stopped him.

Damn it, are there no decent people left in America? What kind of thought processes do they have?!
“I can give you one chance too,” Diana said with utmost seriousness.

Li Ji stared wide-eyed in disbelief, then shouted excitedly, "No need!"

“I can give her one too.” Diana pointed earnestly at Delulu.

"Need not!"

Li Ji pointed at Shark Baby first: "He doesn't need it either!"

Dailulu and Shark Baby blinked their big eyes and asked in unison, "What does that mean?"

"You don't need to know!"

Li Ji quickly calmed down.

"If you agree, shall we begin filming?"

"I agree! Thank you so much, this thousand is very meaningful to us. So really, it's not necessary—"

"Need not!"

Lee Ki nudged Dai Lulu with his elbow: "Start filming."

Dailulu stood aside watching, suppressing her urge to ask questions, and obediently did as she was told, taking out her phone.

In the Interstellar Alliance, entertainment is scarce, and such interview videos about people's lives simply don't exist.

A group of people come to someone's house, say they'll interview you and film a video, and then give you money. Do you agree to that?

Is this reasonable?
As for what "give once" means?
I don't understand, meow.

But since I have said that I would get rid of my bad habits of being blindly arrogant and stubborn, I must carry out obedience and compliance to the end.

I regret it so much, meow.

Diana invited them inside and to sit down.

Li Ji discovered that a little girl was hiding behind the door.

She clung to the doorframe, hunched over, head bowed, avoiding eye contact.

That face was practically a carbon copy of her mother's.

"Sorry, the room is a bit small."

The room was small and reeked of smoke. Trash was strewn everywhere.

Inside, there was only a bed; there wasn't even a sofa, just two small stools.

There was no place for Shark to sit, so he had to sit on the windowsill.

Li Ji looked at the pink adult toys on the bench and found it hard to sit down.

Diana hurriedly took it away: "Sorry, I was taking pictures for Onlyfans. Being a single mother puts a lot of pressure on me financially, you know how it is."

Lee Ki nodded awkwardly.

He pretended to be conducting an interview and slowly struck up a conversation with the other party.

So, you're a single mother now?

“That’s right.” Diana silently hugged her daughter tighter.

Will the child's biological father pay child support?

Diana shook her head.

"In fact, I don't even know who the child's biological father is."

"Isn't there anyone to choose from? You must remember who you were with, right?"

"I don't remember, there are too many."

Li Ji's head was buzzing. "Are the lives of you Americans really that colorful?"

You can provide a list of 100 people!
Shark blinked in confusion.

He didn't understand why Li Ji looked so surprised.

Isn't this a very common situation?

At least that's how land sharks are.

They continued their conversation in more detail.

Li Ji couldn't extract any useful information.

The child's biological father knew nothing about it and could not find any clues about the rabbit people.

Delulu was quite satisfied. This information greatly enriched her understanding of Earthlings, and it would be perfect for writing research reports.

She gradually took control of the interview.

"Would you want your child to follow in your footsteps as a stripper, meow?"

Lee Ki almost coughed up blood. He was about to apologize when he was surprised to find that Diana, who was sitting on the bed, was actually looking up and thinking seriously.

Does this question require any thought?

The answer is definitely—

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief. How could there be such unreliable parents in the world?

"--willing."

"willing!"

Li Ji was so shocked his eyes almost popped out.

“What I mean is, who doesn’t want their child to have a decent life? But if she can’t get a good education, being a stripper can at least earn her some money, which is better than selling ice cream on the street corner.”

Li Ji still felt that the American mindset was somewhat ahead of its time.

He glanced around casually and caught sight of a photograph on the bedside table.

Cynthia in the photo is wearing Kobe's number 8 jersey.

"Cynthia also likes Kobe?"

Diana paused for a moment, then followed Lee Ki's gaze to the photograph and smiled knowingly.

She picked up the photo: "No, that's not Cynthia, that's me."

"This must have been taken in 06. I remember it very clearly. After I took this photo, Kobe changed to number 24."

Lee Ki stared at the photo in surprise, his brows furrowed, then he looked at Cynthia.

"How is that possible? How can you and your daughter look exactly alike?"

Diana smiled happily: "Everyone says so, and I think so too. That's why I love Cynthia so much. Seeing her is like seeing myself as a child."

Li Ji was stunned. He had seen mothers and daughters who looked alike, but he had never seen them who were exactly the same, not even the angle of their eyebrows.

Unless it is mitosis.

Otherwise, the father's DNA must have played a little bit of the role, right?

Could it be that America has already started mass-cloning poor people?

Could Diana have been an alien too?
He scratched his head and looked at Delulu, who leaned close to his ear and said, "Don't look at me, meow. I think all women on Earth look the same, meow."

Li Ji then looked at Shark Treasure, who leaned close to his ear and said, "I think Dailulu's mimicry looks just like theirs."

Delulu's mimicry is that of a dark-skinned, curly-haired Mexican, which is nothing like the black man with dreadlocks across from her!
Li Ji is now certain that there is something wrong with this family.

　Thank you to all my fellow Earthlings for your monthly votes and support these past few days!

　　There are so many, I can't possibly thank you all!

　　Greatful!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)