He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 69 The Red Dwarf Pattern Reappears

Dailu frowned, pondering what the other person had said.

Jiri's lips curled up; he was certain that he had aroused the kitten's suspicion.

Lee Ki's lips curled up, a smile he could hardly suppress. He knew perfectly well what was about to happen, but he just couldn't help but laugh.

"Money Cat".

"Honorary Meow".

"Powerful Cat".

"You also need to respect cats."

Dailu tilted her head, pressing her fingers against her forehead to count them one by one.

Jili laughed even more excitedly, revealing a row of snow-white teeth.

"That's right, these are it. Do you want them, little kitty?"

"I don't crave cats at all."

“As expected, no one would refuse—” Jiri started to say, then realized her mistake, “How could you not crave these at all?”

"Because I have cats."

Dailu scratched her face, her blue eyes as innocent as clear water.

You have all of these?!

Delulu nodded simply, her tone calm and without any hint of boasting.

"Yes, meow. These things are rare, meow?"

Jili clutched her chest, feeling as if her heart was bleeding. The gap between the rich and poor among fellow interstellar beings was just too vast!

I had intended to crush the opponent's Dao heart, but now my own Dao heart has shattered first.

"Alright, enough nonsense. Our juniors are all law-abiding good kids, and they are good students who want to stay on as teachers. Don't try to sway them."

Gu Yuqing took out a black glass ball and covered Jili's head with it, instantly silencing him.

"We're going to check out that spaceship now. Li Ji, are you interested in coming with us?"

"Of course I do."

Dailu blinked: "Can't we go meow?"

"You can come along if you want."

Together they passed through a green vortex of space and arrived at a manor.

Looking down the hillside, the brightly lit night view of Los Santos unfolds before your eyes.

The tall, spacious two-story mansion was brightly lit.

The huge courtyard was lush with vegetation and large enough for horses to run through.

"water!"

Shark Baby leaped up, hugged its legs, and transformed into a bomb, plunging into the blue swimming pool that could house whales, creating a three-meter-high splash.

"Is there anyone here?" Li Ji cautiously placed his hand on the hypnosis gun.

Delulu's ears twitched.

"I didn't hear anyone making a sound, meow."

"That's good."

"Come here."

They walked in the direction of Gu Yuqing.

A disc-shaped aircraft, about three meters tall and only big enough to accommodate two people, was parked in the yard.

The silver casing has been polished and has a metallic sheen, indicating that its owner takes good care of it.

Li Ji walked around the aircraft once, and the pattern on the tail of the aircraft made his feet freeze.

A red dwarf star, a dark red fireball, as if it came from hell.

He had seen the same pattern in the memories of the slender figure not long ago; it was also on the abandoned aircraft that the slender figure had been riding.

Both are abandoned aircraft, with the same design and the same destination.

The primitive planet where Jili was on his mission didn't even have civilization, yet he managed to find a spaceship while he was urinating, which was just the right distance to Earth.

The long, narrow public bus was destroyed by space pirates, and he happened to be the only survivor. The asteroid he crashed on happened to have an abandoned spaceship that could reach Earth.

Everything was too coincidental.

coincidence?

Or is it an elaborate conspiracy?

"Senior, what does this pattern mean?"

Looking at the pattern, Dolly's pupils dilated, and she said blankly, "Damn it, they've come to Earth."

"who are they?"

"The Red Dwarf Saints, an organization whose existence remains a mystery, leave behind the patterns of red dwarf stars wherever they go." "Civilizations influenced by them will gradually begin to experience turmoil until they collapse and disintegrate."

Delulu's pupils narrowed with fear: "Not only primitive civilizations, but even the planet Daiwang, which once belonged to the Interstellar Alliance, was destroyed because of this turmoil, meow."

Li Ji asked nervously, "Will Earth be next?"

Gu Yuqing shook her head: "It's hard to say. If this spaceship was parked on another planet and was brought here by chance, then it would be an isolated case. It's very possible that this matter has nothing to do with the Red Dwarf Saints."

"But if such patterns still appear on Earth, it means they really intend to take action against Earth."

Li Ji's heart skipped a beat.

A long, thin strip is definitely not as important as the Earth. After a brief internal struggle, Li Ji decided to speak.

"There's another spaceship with the same pattern."

"where?"

"Before I tell you, could you please grant me a request?"

"You said."

"Senior, you said you would turn a blind eye to most cases of illegal immigration, right?"

"I already said that. What's wrong?"

"This matter concerns a friend of mine. He also came to Earth by accident. He hasn't committed any other crimes, but he has clues about the Red Dwarf Saints. Could you consider this as making amends and let him go?"

Gu Yuqing replied without hesitation, "Okay."

"So decisive?" Li Ji was a little surprised.

"If the Earth were to disappear, none of us would have anything to eat. Compared to that, a minor crime of illegal immigration is easy to cover up."

She extended her hand: "I, Gu Yuqing, always keep my word."

Li Ji grasped her outstretched hand: "Thank you, senior. I'll contact him for you."

Li Ji suddenly realized that he didn't seem to know how to find the long, thin strip.
Moreover, Shark Baby's kick was a bit heavy just now; I wonder if Thin Stripe has woken up yet.

He took out his communicator and sent a message to the thin strip.

Where is it? Please provide the coordinates.

He knew it was foolish to do this; who would smuggle themselves out with their original communication device? But he figured he might as well give it a try, just in case the thin, long-haired guy wasn't very bright.

"Ding-dong-"

The message arrived at lightning speed, sending the coordinates directly.

"Your brain really isn't working properly!"

Li Ji handed the coordinates to Gu Yuqing, who then opened a teleportation vortex.

Just as everyone was preparing to pass through the whirlpool.

A leg that looked like a bamboo pole emerged from inside.

That familiar brainwave of mental pollution resounded in everyone's mind.

"What is this green thing? It looks magical. Let's go inside and take a look."

"Li Ji! What are you doing here?"

"I really need to poop."

Li Ji shouted loudly, "Swallow it back!"

He explained the whole story.

Although there were occasional interludes showing him helping an elderly man urinate and helping a 14-year-old do his homework.

But we finally managed to get things sorted out, albeit with some stumbles.

The long, thin strip played out everything he knew about the background and circumstances surrounding his acquisition of the spaceship.

They were so meticulous that they didn't miss a single squeal from a pig's head on a wheat stalk in the farm.

"I will report this information to the Secret Service. Don't worry, I will keep your identity confidential. I'll just say that the person was electrocuted by the guards at the mental hospital during interrogation."

Li Ji was stunned. "Which mental hospital are you in, you bastard?"

"You're long and thin, and you have no identity on Earth. Would you like to stay and be my assistant? Room and board included, no salary."

Li Ji thought to himself: "Isn't a mental hospital the one that provides food and lodging?"
"Is it okay? I'd love to! But I still have a lot of fathers to take care of here."

"It's okay, you have free time when you're not on assignment."

At least the minor issue was resolved peacefully, and I neither betrayed my friends nor concealed any clues.

Just as they were about to disband, Delulu suddenly grabbed his hand, her expression serious.

"Someone's here!"

An excited shout came from the distant wall.

"UFOs! I knew aliens were real! Li Ji must be real too!"

(End of this chapter)