He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 70 Li Ji Rebukes the Chairman of the Earth Alien Council
Chapter 70 Li Ji Rebukes the Chairman of the Earth Alien Council
The walls of the manor were completely dark, making it impossible to see anything clearly.
All that could be seen was a gaunt figure.
The person had a strange shape, with a bizarrely large semi-circle on the top of their head, almost the same size as their shoulders, and a long tentacle growing from the top of their head.
He took a pair of garden shears and cut a hole in the electric fence.
"Could he be a classmate too?"
The next second, the man stumbled and fell off the wall.
He crawled out of the bushes, clutching his lower back, his mouth agape in pain, the lenses of his round-framed glasses shattered into a spiderweb pattern.
That's when I realized he wasn't a mushroom-headed guy at all, but an Asian young man.
Skinny, wearing glasses, with slicked-back slicked-back hair, he had the stereotypical look of an Asian nerd.
It was wearing a pot on its head, with an antenna stuck to it.
He shouted excitedly, "UFO!"
"Let me introduce myself. I am Terry Wong, the president of the Earth Extraterrestrial Council and the head of the North American region."
"I heard from people on the forum that there was a UFO here, I didn't expect it to be true."
"So, are you aliens?"
These words caused everyone except Li Ji to lose their composure.
Behind the long, narrow sunglasses, his four eyes rolled back, and he fainted to prevent his brainwaves from leaking information.
Gu Yuqing reached into her pocket, preparing to activate the memory eraser.
Dailulu reached out and touched the hypnotic gun on Li Ji's buttocks.
Shark Baby was eager to try, its feet already planted in the grass, waiting for Li Ji's command at any moment.
Li Ji was unusually relaxed, and even felt like laughing.
This guy is definitely some kind of nerd who's been obsessed with science fiction and is looking for aliens everywhere. You can tell just by looking at the antenna on his head.
He turned around, wanting to laugh with everyone, but unexpectedly, he was surrounded by a murderous aura, and everyone's eyes became extremely serious.
Why are you all so serious?
Holy crap, you guys don't actually think he's figured out who you are, do you?
You guys aren't going to be tricked out by a nerd, are you?
"Calm down. Let me handle this."
These words were like a reassuring pill; for some reason, everyone felt exceptionally at ease when they heard them come from Li Ji's mouth.
Everyone relaxed their movements.
Li Ji walked up to Terry Wang.
Seeing the other person's silly grin, Li Ji also smiled.
He then pulled a pistol from his lower back and pressed it against the other man's head.
Los Angeles' traditional culture should be carried through to the end.
Terry Wong panicked immediately, and his silly smile froze.
He hurriedly waved his hands and explained, "Friend, don't misunderstand, I mean no harm. I just want to make friends with you aliens on behalf of Earth. I'm sincere!"
Li Ji feigned impatience and scolded, "What aliens?! Are you out of your mind? Did you read too many science fiction novels and go crazy?"
"Do you understand what you're doing? According to the Castle Law, you've trespassed on my territory, and I have the right to kill you now."
The aliens looked at each other in bewilderment.
"Senior, what is the Castle Law, meow?"
"Don't look at me, I'm ignorant of the law, I never obey the law on Earth."
"Why does Li Ji even know this, meow?"
"As expected of the top performer in the transition, your studies are truly in-depth. You've even learned about Earth's legal system and can apply it flexibly according to the situation. You should all learn from this."
Delulu silently exhaled: "I am the number one cat with the biggest gap."
Terry Wong panicked, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans dripped down his face.
His voice trembled slightly: "Are you from Earth?"
"Nonsense! Which of us looks more like an alien?" "I'll give you one minute to go back to where you came from, or I'll kill you."
"What are you standing there for? Run!"
"boom--"
Li Ji fired a shot into the sky.
Terry Wang, like a startled rooster, shuddered and turned to run towards the wall.
After jumping 15 times and falling down 6 times, he successfully climbed over the wall and escaped.
"What a nerd!"
Li Jigang turned around and cheers erupted behind him.
Gu Yuqing wore an incredulous smile and clapped continuously.
"Li Ji, you've really surprised me! You just fooled the president of the Earth Extraterrestrial Council, who is also the head of the North American region!"
"You convinced this battle-hardened old Earth that you are an Earthling, and then you fled in disarray."
“I’ve never even heard of this organization. You make me feel a little ashamed.”
Li Ji shook the gun in his hand, both amused and exasperated: "Senior, could it be that he's just afraid of the truth?"
“You don’t need to be modest. If we take this video back and play it again, I think it can be included in teaching materials.”
"Not that much."
"As for!"
Professor Wilde on the other end of the monitor shouted excitedly.
"Professor Biyangde, I told you Li Ji was a very special person."
Professor Biyangde turned his head away dismissively, stubbornly saying, "This is part of your Earth Behavior Studies research. I only care about the content of our Family Studies course. However, I haven't seen him demonstrate any research methods yet, and I won't make any comments until I see their research results."
Professor Wilde turned his eyes behind him and rolled them in disgust, just like an Earthling.
She cursed inwardly, "Racist idiots."
The voice of Dailulu came from the surveillance camera.
"Li Ji, your performance this time was way too much, meow. Are you sure he didn't discover our identities, meow?"
"Of course not. If he knew we were aliens, he wouldn't have obeyed the Castle Law, and he certainly wouldn't have run away."
Li Ji gripped the cold pistol, finding his own words absurd.
Dailu nodded thoughtfully, without doubting what Li Ji said.
According to her previous observations and notes, the Earthlings' pistols were loaded with non-lethal rubber bullets, which could pierce the rabbit-like alien's calf but could not kill the Earthlings.
That chairman definitely didn't run away because of the gun; he was just afraid of the sanctions under that "Castle Law." Earthlings are probably just as respectful of the law as we are, meow.
The farce came to an end, and they went their separate ways.
Li Ji checked his communicator and saw that the reward money had been deposited into his account.
Account Balance: 2006.432
Why did they give me an extra 500?
He then saw Gu Yuqing's message.
The task reward of 1500 has been credited to your account; the extra 500 is a reward for providing clues.
Huge sum of money!
Is that all it takes to cover living expenses for 240 sidereal days?
Li Ji felt a little giddy; Alliance Coins were so easily obtained.
I'll splurge a little when I get back and buy ten injections of urinary pheromones to enjoy myself!
Delulu suddenly grabbed his arm: "I didn't expect the long, thin thing to be on Earth too! You didn't even tell us, meow? That's so unfair of you, don't you think, Shark Baby, meow?"
Shark awkwardly turned its head to the other side.
Dailu's expression changed drastically: "Shark, you even lied to me, meow! So I was the only one who didn't know, meow!"
"Never mind that. I'm not telling you for your own good. What should we do next?"
"I'll continue the interviews tomorrow, interviewing three more families. I've already prepared the list, meow. I've selected a few of the most representative cases based on factors such as ethnicity, family situation, and occupation, meow."
Looking at the photo of the 10-year-old Black boy holding a handgun, Lee Ki was already looking forward to the upcoming interview.
(End of this chapter)
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