He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 78 Carbon-Based Motorcycles and Spinning Heads
"Om-"

The loud roar of motorcycles could be heard outside the restaurant, Night Sky Foodie.

Li Ji never imagined that there would be people riding motorcycles in space.

The store door opened, and a motorcycle rushed in. It braked suddenly and drifted, leaving a tire track on the orange cashier's scalded face.

Li Ji could see clearly that there was no one on the motorcycle.

"sorry!"

The car horn emitted a clear and distinct interstellar language.

Another plume of black smoke billowed from the exhaust pipe, completely blackening the orange.

"Ah! I'm going to turn evil!" Orange screamed in agony.

"Tong tong tong!"

Shark waved excitedly at him.

"Is that Tongtongtong? Is it a motorcycle?"

Li Ji was astonished, his three eyes wide open.

"That's right, you haven't seen him before?"

Li Ji finally understood how the rabbit alien had turned into a motorcycle.

Now I finally understand why Tongtongtong was sleeping in the middle of the road; it makes perfect sense.

"Shark Baby!"

Tongtongtong rushed over excitedly and crashed headfirst into the metal sofa.

"Dailulu, Li Ji, it's great to meet you. My name is Tongtongtong. I really want to join your team. If you let me join, you can ride me as much as you want."

The other car's headlights were flashing, seemingly expressing enthusiasm.

"There's no need for that. Classmates don't need to be so intimate. There's no need to ride around like that."

"But you rode me last time!" Shark asked innocently, its red tongue drooping.

"That was an accident. Tongtong, how about you introduce yourself first?"

Everyone agreed with Li Ji's suggestion.

The three of them sat side by side, glancing sideways at Tongtongtong on the aisle. His motorcycle was too long; there was no sofa big enough for him.

"My name is Tongtongtong. My overall grades are pretty good, ranking 114th in the entire department."

Li Ji pouted his pointed lips close to Dai Lulu's ear and whispered, "How many people are there in our department?"

"There are 115 people left now, meow."

"Then he's second to last. At least there's someone else who's even worse than him."

"That academic underachiever is you, meow."

Li Ji remained silent. Although he was currently leading the Department of Earth Sciences in reverse, he knew that in a few years he would eventually overtake them.

Let's overtake this motorcycle first.

Tongtongtong continued to emit a sharp horn-like sound: "I come from the planet Cytambo, and my race is carbon-based motorcycles."

"My dream is to become a great food connoisseur. My favorite food is a hodgepodge of alkanes, cycloalkanes, aromatics and alkenes."

Li Ji thought about it carefully: Isn't that just oil?
"There is also mammary gland secretion from even-toed ungulates."

Li Ji squinted his three eyes in confusion: "You filled your fuel tank with milk?"

That's not milk.

"I really thought too much."

Lee Ki-soo breathed a sigh of relief and took a sip of his drink.

Earthlings call it pig's milk.

"puff--"

Li Ji's pointed mouth sprayed out a layer of red mist like a showerhead.

Large and small red water droplets stuck to Tongtongtong's headlights.

"I'm so sorry."

Li Ji quickly used his tentacles to wipe it off, but the tentacles immediately became burning hot.

“It’s okay. This reminds me of my last experience in Mumbai, where the food was just as delicious.”

"If you want to be a gourmet, why are you studying Earth Science, meow?"

Li Ji felt that Dai Lulu's question was absurd, like "Why don't they eat cake?", and that she was probably the only one in the entire major who had voluntarily chosen Earth Science.

Aside from a pampered young lady like her who seems to have no connection with the world, what fool would willingly apply for such a trivial, primitive major?

“Because I love it.”

The motorcycle horn blared, but the pronunciation was clear and the tone was firm. Good grief, I've really run into a fool.

Li Ji tentatively asked, "What's your family's financial situation like?"

What if the other person, like Dailulu, doesn't need to worry about their future or livelihood?

"Not at all."

Although the motorcycle horn sounded sharp and piercing, the pronunciation was clear and the tone was firm, and the headlights even shone brighter.

"Why don't you turn off your high beams first?"

"Ok."

The headlights were off, but the left turn signal was on.

Verdict: A complete idiot, no surprises.

Damn you, Interstellar Alliance! Did you create some garbage majors and then lure idiots in to be exploited?

Doesn't it hurt to be so heartless?

Why not just establish a garbage ship major?

Li Ji now strongly suspects that all citizens, once they reach a certain age, regardless of whether they have applied to university, will receive an admission notice for this garbage major, Earth Science, and then be forced to enroll and pay student loans.

The purpose of Earth science has been found: to generate revenue for the education system.

They shouldn't be cutting jobs; they should be expanding recruitment, luring in all the idiots in the universe and making them take out loans.

"Can we see your mimicry? After all, to go to Earth, you need to imitate Earthlings, so this basic skill needs to be tested."

Although Li Ji had given up hope on Tongtongtong, he still wanted to assess the other party's professionalism out of respect.

He was really curious about how a motorcycle could mimic a human!
"Ok."

"Om-"

The engine roared, and the rear wheels began to turn.

The front wheels gradually lifted off the ground and stood upright.

Li Ji was pleasantly surprised. Carbon-based motorcycles were indeed different from man-made motorcycles; this one could even stand up on its own.

"Is there muscle growing under his metal shell?"

Shark wiped the rainbow waterfall from the corner of its mouth: "What metal shell? Tongtongtong's outer black skin is soft."

Li Ji was stunned. The universe is vast and profound. They even have meat motorcycles. No wonder Jili could bring himself to do it.

A blue pulse flashed across Tongtongtong's body, and he transformed into a tall, strong white male.

His gaze was somewhat vacant, he had a silly grin on his face, and he stood upright with his legs together.

The strangest thing was its face; it looked a bit square from the front and a bit round from the side, just like a tire.

"Can you walk a few steps?"

"no problem."

Tongtongtong's mouth didn't move; the sound seemed to come from its cranial cavity.

He didn't take any steps, but instead moved horizontally on the ground, his straight body swaying uncontrollably back and forth.

"Is he rolling the tires, causing the car to wobble?"

Li Ji's whispered words were overheard by Tongtongtong.

"Please wait a moment, I can stop shaking."

Tongtongtong's upper body suddenly stabilized and stopped swaying, while her feet continued to move horizontally, and she looked much better.

Wait a minute! Why is the head starting to roll forward?!

Li Ji and the others stared wide-eyed as they saw the front half of Tongtongtong's head spinning rapidly.

"How about the next one?"

Dailulu and Shark both nodded.

After seeing Tongtongtong off, they sat in the Night Sky Gourmet Restaurant waiting for Lahula's arrival.

Lee Ki's jelly-like body slumped against the metal sofa, utterly dejected.

He finally understood why Dolly's insults towards Tongtongtong could fill 10GB.

He posed a thought-provoking question: "Why do the three of us have to retake the exam, but Tongtongtong doesn't?"

Shark Baby sat on the sofa, holding Painful Grand Slam, kicking her little feet back and forth, and said sincerely, "Maybe it's because he's so good."

Li Ji said helplessly, "Dailulu, do you know why? Is it because Professor Wilde likes to ride motorcycles?"

"Of course I know, meow. The reason tongtongtong was able to pass is because—"

(End of this chapter)