Basketball miracles

Chapter 44 [You have a ping-pong table at home?]

Madonna paused for a moment before saying, "You should act in comedies or be a pilot."

"The pilot from 'Air Force One'? I could definitely do it. Many media outlets say I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's successor. Even if I can't, there are still inflatable dolls."

"Hahahahaha." Madonna laughed even harder, tears streaming down her face.

This comedy movie was exactly what she was thinking of, and Xiao Tu immediately picked up on her joke, showing that they were on the same wavelength.

This 1980 slapstick comedy is very famous, with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar playing the co-pilot. After he collapses from food poisoning, an inflatable doll is piloting the plane for most of the time.

Then the inflatable doll leaked air, so the woman blew it in; the inflation tube was under her belt. Afterwards, the woman and the inflatable doll each lit a cigarette.

Xiao Tu remembers many scenes; classics never fade.

They were quite conspicuous in the park, and people frequently asked for their autographs. Madonna was at the height of her popularity, a top-tier female singer, and Xiao Tu also enjoyed considerable popularity in Los Angeles.

Even by evening, the two showed no intention of parting. Xiao Tu took Madonna to a Chinese restaurant in his favorite Chinatown. He ate claypot rice, while Madonna sampled the osmanthus pear mille-feuille cake, praising it highly.

After the meal, the two found a bench in a nearby park and sat down to chat.

They talked about their dating experiences, and Xiao Tu said he had nothing to say.

“I’ve never been in a relationship. I have neither money nor time. I’m under too much pressure. Besides going to class, I play basketball. During my breaks, I have to work to earn money. There were no scholarships in high school.”

Madonna asked, "What jobs have you done?"

"The physical labor of moving things also helped me build arm strength. These experiences gave me an advantage in physical confrontations when playing ball, allowing me to push anyone." Xiao Tu had the memories but didn't feel pain, and there was no need to hide them.

Madonna felt that Xiao Tu was optimistic, positive, and morally upright.

He's young, but a real man. Someone with less inner strength might have developed a very dark personality after those experiences. But him? He doesn't smoke or drink, he's handsome, and he doesn't take advantage of girls at school.

My God, how can there be such people in America?
Since you've never been in a relationship, let me take the initiative.

Madonna felt that since they understood each other to this extent, she should do something to encourage and understand him. So she turned her head and kissed him.

If Xiao Tu had the superpower to hear other people's thoughts, what he would hear now would be "hehehe".

Xiao Tu paused for a moment, then, without any hesitation, boldly initiated the kiss. He knew Americans were generally open-minded, with Madonna being a prime example. If he were to be coy and hesitant, he would likely be looked down upon, just like in the team's locker room.

The two kissed and chatted in the park, and time flew by.

Madonna felt that since the two had kissed so deeply, she should do something more to solidify their relationship.

So she looked into Xiao Tu's eyes and asked seriously, "Do you want to come to my house to exercise?"

You mean sports?

"It's that kind of sport between men and women." Madonna nodded, her eyes sparkling with affection.

Xiao Tu understood immediately. "You have a ping-pong table at home?"

Madonna was taken aback. "No."

"Then what kind of exercise?" Xiao Tu asked, laughing to himself.

Madonna patted him hard on the back and laughed again. She plans to tell this as a joke when she does a talk show in the future.

Table tennis is indeed a sport of "slap slap slap," full of passion.

Madonna is an impatient person, and immediately pulled Xiao Tu into the car to go home.

Her driving skills were amazing, unlike any female driver. Xiao Tu couldn't drive that well; it felt like she had background music playing—"Catch the shrimp, love me, blow up the special forces battalion taxi driver, pui bifo..."

Tonight is sure to be a crazy, sleepless night. Xiao Tu, somewhat bewildered, followed Madonna to a villa in the 5th District of the City Council. Madonna has a strong passion for buying luxury homes; she'll buy a house whenever she has the money.

Currently, she only owns properties in New York and Los Angeles, but in the future, she will own properties all over the United States, including luxury homes abroad.

It has to be said that buying a house is a great investment, but Madonna doesn't live there much. Xiao Tu also considered speculating on real estate, but the return on investment was too slow; he might not even be able to sell the property by the time his novel was finished.

After getting out of the car, Xiao Tu's heart began to race. In both his lives, he had never felt so passionate; their relationship was progressing too quickly.

This woman has a very high sex drive; let me take a closer look.

She has a figure of 35-25-34, is 162cm tall, 26 years old, has extensive sexual experience, and her bedroom prowess is at least 8000. She is indeed a true master who is difficult to defeat.

Luckily, I also have a great figure... No, I'm Conqueror Xiao, not Zhong Chuxiong, why am I having such wild thoughts?
Xiao Tu isn't Xiong Ge, and Madonna doesn't have many maids who never leave work. She's single now, so Xiao Tu doesn't need to pretend to be a complete novice; he can be bold and make his move.

After entering the house, the two turned on the lights and kissed their way into the master bedroom. By the time they saw the bed, they were almost completely naked.

Madonna looked at Xiao Tu's superhuman, steel-like physique with disbelief, and smiled as she gently touched his chest muscles. The actor who played Superman was definitely not as strong as him; the difference was significant.

Xiao Tu looked at Madonna... She was too short, like a child.

It's quite baffling that she's not even as tall as 14-year-old Jennifer Connelly. Is she really 162cm tall as she claims?
This is the downside of Xiao Tu's height becoming over two meters; having a girlfriend of normal height would look like an adult taking care of a child. Their height difference exceeds 40 centimeters; if they were to actually do it, it would almost look like a crime.

Regardless, he couldn't stop now. He had been practicing his virginity-preserving skills since transmigrating, and had been holding back for a long time.

The two, like dry wood meeting a raging fire, quickly got down to business! (This section contained over 10,000 words; the editor reviewing it felt it was too explicit and deleted it after saving it.)

Madonna intended to give a lesson, but she quickly started begging for mercy, and then it turned into "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die."

Xiao Tu was quite embarrassed. His physical abilities were too strong, and his performance in bed was a bit beyond his capabilities. Madonna's small body simply couldn't handle it; if he wasn't gentle, he could wear her down in no time.

When it was all over, Madonna exclaimed, "Thank God I survived."

The next day, Xiao Tu got up early and was full of energy after sleeping for about five hours. Madonna also woke up but lay in bed, saying she couldn't get out of bed that day.

Seeing her like this, how could Xiao Tu bear to leave her at the gym for training? He found the phone at home and called Coach Pat Riley, intending to ask for leave to skip today's training.

He found it difficult to explain the reason for his leave, and he suspected that Riley would be angry.

He couldn't think of a suitable reason right away. Lying isn't a good habit; it's easy to get caught. Taking leave because of a woman wasn't a huge mistake; Magic Johnson had missed practice several times because he was partying too much at nightclubs.

Riley's first words surprised Xiao Tu. "You're at Madonna's house right now, aren't you?"

"Walter? How did you know?"

"Anyone in the US who read the newspapers this morning probably already knows. The headlines in the entertainment news are all about you two having a high-profile date, and you even stayed overnight at Madonna's house. You weren't even wearing sunglasses, and the paparazzi photos are very clear."

"Huh? I never wear sunglasses to cover up. Besides, the paparazzi aren't following me, are they?"

“Of course not, you’re not that famous,” Riley laughed. “Madonna is too famous. She didn’t hide from the paparazzi and even kissed you in the park. Are you planning to make it official?”

"If I told you we just met yesterday, would you believe me?"

“Then you two deserve to be on the front page even more.” Riley took a deep breath and said, “Dating her isn’t a bad thing; it will make you even more famous. No NBA player has ever dated a big-name female celebrity before; you’re setting a precedent.”

"What about my request for leave?"

"I've given your permission, just don't go overboard and affect the game." Riley knew how freakish Xiao Tu's physical abilities were; how could a woman who was only 1.6 meters tall possibly exhaust him?
This is like throwing an egg against a rock; Madonna is the one in danger.

Magic Johnson frequently went clubbing, often seeing several women at once, and afterwards boasting in the locker room about how he'd made them cramp up. These things made the news, and Riley knew but didn't say anything. He wanted his players to be disciplined, but he couldn't force them to abstain from sex.

"Thank you, I promise it won't affect the competition." Xiao Tu hung up the phone, his mind at ease.

(End of this chapter)