I summoned the Fourth Scourge in Warhammer

Chapter 128 Mentally Ill Patients Have Broad Thinking

But this unpleasant feeling was quickly dispelled by the delicious food before it. It turned its attention back to the fleeing Dark Eldar.

These lavish meals can't just run away.

"A grand feast shall be offered to your prince!"

The Great Demon let out a high-pitched yet alluring shriek, its massive and elegant body bursting completely from the warp rift and landing firmly on the ground of the netpath. With its arrival, countless Slaanesh demons—writhing succubi, riders of the Seekers—surged forth from the rift like a tidal wave.

They let out piercing laughter as they caught up with the desperate Dark Eldar. Instead of killing them immediately, they cruelly and artistically impaled them one by one on their claws or halberds. The scene resembled a skilled barbecue chef precisely skewering live meat onto iron skewers, preparing it for a long, agonizing roasting.

Bug thought that after this frenzy, the instigators would be quickly dealt with by the Slaanesh demons. However, until the last Dark Eldar was hoisted high into the air, emitting mournful howls, not a single Slaanesh demon glanced in their direction.

Seeing the enormous Slaanesh turn around, seemingly preparing to leave with its spoils and army, Bug couldn't contain himself any longer. He glanced at the demon beside him, still in a frenzied state of raising his hands and shouting "Yay!" and felt that disturbing him now would definitely not be a good choice.

So he leaned closer to Freddy and whispered, "Hey, why don't they come and kill us?"

Freddy was admiring the masterpiece unfolding before him when BUG asked him this question, leaving him completely bewildered: "I'm not a Slaanesh demon, how would I know why they aren't killing us? You should ask them!"

“That makes sense,” BUG suddenly realized. He patted Freddy on the shoulder and sincerely apologized, “Sorry to bother you, buddy.”

Then, before Freddy could react, Bug turned around, took a deep breath, and pointed his right index finger straight at the Slaanesh who was about to leave.

"Hey! You over there... uh, the albino gender-transformed Shiva!"

In an instant, the entire online world seemed to be paused.

All the laughter of the demons and the wails of the dark Eldar came to an abrupt halt.

Zarakaner, deathly pale, wielding four longswords, and possessing three pairs of breasts, halted, slowly turning its elegant yet deadly head, its four eyes coldly fixed on the group of humans. The other Slaanesh demons, following their leader, also turned their gazes in unison.

"Yes, yes, I'm talking about you!" BUG waved happily when he saw the other person stop.

Suddenly, everyone looked at BUG with considerable surprise. Even Ghost Face, who had been engrossed in his own world and shouting "Yay!", stopped and turned to look at him in disbelief.

Freddy lowered his voice, leaned closer to Ghostface, and said in a tone of discovery, "You really just randomly picked this newbie? He seems to have quite a bit of talent..."

The implication is that BUG seems to be a bit crazy, just like them. After all, someone who actively tries to communicate with a warp demon and immediately gives the Slaanesh a nickname that is both fitting and reckless is clearly no ordinary person.

As for the bugs, he didn't think too much about them. He didn't care about Slaanesh, the Warp, or the Chaos God. In his view, this was ultimately just a game; these were merely background settings to elevate the character's prestige. There were plenty of game characters with far greater prestige than these, and he'd killed them before, so why should he treat them any differently?
So, facing that gaze that could freeze a mortal's soul, BUG asked directly, "I said, why don't you kill us? Why do you just ignore us?" A hint of confusion flashed in Zarakaner's eyes, then it said in the tone of a hunter discussing the day's catch, "While I'm very grateful that you helped us capture a batch of excellent Dark Eldar, I need to get them to the Lady's Palace as soon as possible. I don't have time to play with you, Space Necromancer."

"What space necromancers?" BUG was a bit confused. "We're human! The real deal, okay!"

“There’s a limit to how much you can play role-playing games,” Zarakaner said, his voice laced with exasperation. “Before trying to impersonate another race, do you even have a soul? Has your Skinner’s Curse gotten worse? Well, I guess I shouldn’t have talked to a bunch of lunatics.”

It seems to have lost all patience.

"So, you want me to kill you all, right?"

Bug didn't even realize when his opponent drew their sword. The next second, everything went black before his eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, the familiar light of the wasteland came into view, and [Assimilation Complete] was with several other comrades.

"Hey, BUG, ​​you're back from the dead?" Assimilation asked when he saw him appear. "Did you get into any trouble?"

“Hmm… how should I put it…” BUG scratched his head, pondered for a while, and tried to summarize his experience in the most concise language. “Simply put, I encountered a group of crazy lunatics, jumped into the net path with them, summoned a Slaanesh demon that looked like a transgender Shiva with albinism, and then watched that demon deal with the Dark Eldar.”

Assimilation remained silent for a full three seconds, then looked at him with a very concerned expression: "Is your sanity level okay? Do you want to log off and rest for a while?"

"My sanity is perfectly fine!" BUG patted his chest and assured him, "I'm serious, the Dark Eldar have been dealt with, we don't need to worry about that anymore."

Seeing that BUG looked completely calm, not at all like someone who was talking nonsense or suffering a mental shock, the curiosity of Assimilation and the other players was instantly piqued.

"What exactly happened? Tell me in detail!" one player urged.

Bug cleared his throat and began to recount his legendary experiences: how he encountered Ghostface, how he was taken to be a mascot, how he kicked open the Anywhere Door, how he used the head of a Slaanesh follower as a pledge of allegiance, and how he finally summoned the Great Demon to wipe out the Dark Eldar.

The surrounding players were stunned, and could only exclaim in disbelief, "Holy crap, this guy has such a wild imagination..."

Assimilation, on the other hand, slapped his thigh, his face full of heartache, and pointed at the bug, saying resentfully, "You didn't even include me in such an interesting thing!"

BUG chuckled and said, "Well, what can I do? We got separated back then, didn't we?"

(End of this chapter)