I summoned the Fourth Scourge in Warhammer
Chapter 69 Don't you think this is cool? It perfectly matches my stereotypes about Warhammer.
Chapter 69 Don't you think this is cool? It perfectly matches my stereotypes about Warhammer.
After Li Yongsi finished explaining, he put down the gravity umbrella model in his hand, glanced at the eager players in front of him, and asked calmly, "Did you all understand?"
Upon hearing this, the players didn't hesitate for a second and shouted, "We understand! We understand!"
"Yeah, instructor, let's get started! We can't wait!" one player exclaimed excitedly, jumping up and down.
Li Yongsi's lips curled up slightly, revealing a barely perceptible sneer. He casually picked the player who seemed most enthusiastic: "You, come and repeat to me the key points I just mentioned."
The player who was chosen froze for a moment, his excitement instantly vanishing. He stammered, "Uh... it's... the... timing of opening the parachute... and... and the... directional control... uh..." His words were fragmented, clearly missing the key points, let alone accurately repeating them.
Li Yongsi sneered. He had already guessed that these guys weren't taking him seriously. These players probably thought that with the system's assistance, how difficult could it be? If they were still in the army, he would have been furious on the spot, and then had to teach them again. But here…
He immediately interrupted the player's embarrassment: "Alright, you've passed. You guys can jump now."
Upon hearing this unexpected "pass," the players were naturally overjoyed, completely oblivious to the deeper meaning in Li Yongsi's words. They rushed to the edge of the high place and, without hesitation, leaped off the top of the nest as if jumping into an ocean of freedom.
Li Yongsi stood on the high ground, looking down expressionlessly, but the scene before him made him chuckle.
"Aaaaaaahh ...
Another player jumped and maintained freefall for a while, seemingly enjoying the feeling of weightlessness, but he did nothing at all. His body curled into a ball at high speed, and before his parachute could even open, he crashed to the ground with a "thud," like a ripe tomato, turning into a puddle of flesh.
In addition, there were a lot of bizarre ways to die, which made Li Yongsi laugh. After all, on Earth, whether it is the military or civilians, parachuting requires strict training and review. Generally, tandem parachuting is used to ensure safety. How can a clueless recruit just take a parachute and jump?
The players watching below were also stunned by the scene. After all, it's quite rare for a dozen people to skydive and end up as fireworks or crashing right in front of them.
Of course, they showed no sympathy for their colleagues, only merciless ridicule.
Soon, the dozen or so "dead" players respawned at the spot where they had jumped from the high-rise building. They stood there dumbfounded for a moment, clearly still savoring the brief but thrilling experience of death. Then, they began chattering amongst themselves:
"Holy crap, I can't control the gravitational parachute at all after I open it! It just floats around aimlessly and crashes into buildings!"
"You're lucky. The moment I jumped, everything went black and I didn't know anything. I didn't even open my parachute. I landed hard on the spot, and I felt like my bones were broken!"
"Damn it, I thought I could control it, but the wind blew and it veered off course, and I can't come back at all!" "Ahem." Li Yongsi cleared his throat, and two light coughs instantly drew everyone's attention to him, and the noisy discussion stopped abruptly. "Alright, you guys won't get anything out of this by talking nonsense."
He pointed to the player on the far right, his tone still calm and confident: "Tell us one by one. You tell me what the problem is, and I'll explain how to solve it."
This time, the players behaved themselves, their previous impatience and disdain gone. They obediently lined up, and when it was their turn, they carefully recounted their experiences of dying and the problems they encountered. Li Yongsi then began to answer their questions one by one, emphasizing again the details and precautions of each operation.
Having learned a painful lesson from their own experience, this time the players listened attentively and almost all of them successfully repeated what Li Yongsi said.
Li Yongsi nodded in satisfaction, a hint of approval finally appearing on his face: "Very good, at least your attitude was fine this time. Keep dancing."
Hearing this, the players, though still apprehensive, had experienced failure firsthand and heard Li Yongsi's detailed explanation, giving them more confidence this time. They looked at each other, took a deep breath, and jumped down from the height once more.
However, unsurprisingly, this was yet another complete defeat.
The air was filled with screams and uncontrolled tumbling. Some players desperately adjusted their posture in mid-air but still couldn't avoid the impact; others, due to operational errors, had their parachutes launched in the wrong direction in mid-air, turning them into high-speed falling lead balls. Among them, one player performed exceptionally well. He almost perfectly controlled his descent, successfully opened his parachute, and landed on the ground in a barely stable manner.
However, he landed incorrectly, his legs twisting at an angle, producing a sharp cracking sound as his bones shattered. He screamed "Fuck you!" as his lower body instantly suffered comminuted fractures, and the loss of sensation in his legs left him convulsing on the ground. Without hesitation, he pulled out his pistol, pointed it at his head, and ended his life in this round, hoping for a quicker resurrection. The other players, who jumped even worse and died even faster, died instantly without any awareness, suffering less pain in the process.
The onlookers watched as the players undergoing parachute training continuously came to life, jumped, and died, repeating this cycle endlessly, and they all expressed how awe-inspiring the scene was.
"Holy crap, is this what airborne training is like? This is way too hardcore."
"I was originally thinking of giving it a try, but seeing this scene now has completely dispelled my idea."
"Don't you think this is cool? It perfectly fits my stereotype of Warhammer as a dark and brutal society with no human rights."
"Actually, the Star Forces' training of paratroopers is very rigorous and serious..."
(End of this chapter)
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