I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 206 The first live broadcast in the countryside went wrong, hilarious! Veterinarian Zhang�
Chapter 206 The first live broadcast in the countryside went wrong, hilarious! Veterinarian Zhang's career collapsed in this way!
"Look, Veterinarian Zhang is absolutely certain of it."
When Grandpa Niu heard Zhang Lingchuan agree to treat him, a broad smile spread across his face.
“Old Party Secretary, Teacher Zhang has been seeing patients all along, so he must have this confidence. I’m afraid Aunt Pang’s illness can’t be hidden from him.”
Mi Tao smiled and began to speak.
She had just had a tiny thought that Teacher Zhang might not agree, but now it seems she was just overthinking it. After all, he has accumulated more than four million fans by virtue of the contrast between being a veterinarian and being able to treat patients like a human doctor.
I just don't know if the other party can see Aunt Pang's illness. Actually, if you observe carefully, you can make a judgment without even taking her pulse.
"That's true, that's true."
Grandpa Niu nodded.
Actually, he personally has a strong belief in traditional Chinese medicine.
But is it really possible for this veterinarian, Zhang, who is only in his twenties, to be so skilled in treating patients, when it is a subject that requires a lifetime of study?
So I wanted to take a test.
"No, no, I was just taking a look. If I'm wrong, please don't laugh at me. After all, even instruments can sometimes misdiagnose, so I feel there's a high chance I might make a mistake."
Zhang Lingchuan said modestly.
Everyone should always leave themselves a way out.
What if I made a mistake?
"This young veterinarian Zhang is so humble, no wonder so many people like him."
Auntie Pang said with a cheerful smile.
"Even if what you said was wrong, we would never laugh at you, Dr. Zhang."
Grandpa Niu immediately began to speak.
It's already quite remarkable that people are willing to watch it.
Besides, he's a veterinarian. Isn't it normal for a veterinarian to make mistakes when treating human patients?
How do you say that.
Industry specializing in surgery.
"Teacher Zhang, many netizens are waiting to see the part where you made a mistake."
Secretary Mi Tao started joking.
"+1".
"Right now, I'm just waiting for Dr. Zhang's house to collapse."
"Goodness, me too. I especially love the human medicine part of Zhang the veterinarian's live stream. I'm really looking forward to when he'll collapse."
"Uh, I thought I was a pervert, since wanting to see a house collapse is a bit like being unable to stand seeing others do well, but I didn't expect everyone to have the same mentality."
"Hilarious~, you bunch of haters."
……
In fact, there were quite a few people in the live stream who wanted to see Zhang Lingchuan's life collapse.
After all, a veterinarian is doing human medicine, and he has never made a mistake in diagnosis. If this isn't a script, how discouraging would it be?
"Ahem, I knew a lot of netizens would want to see this segment. No rush, no rush, the collapse is coming soon, maybe next time."
Zhang Lingchuan smiled as he spoke to the viewers in the live stream.
It's about being prepared for a rainy day.
I'm not going to create a persona that won't fall apart, what if it really does fall apart next time?
The main issue is that I now rely entirely on the system for medical consultations.
As I saw in the system simulation training for the resident physician promotion last time, without a scan, I was completely clueless. It was only with the help of prompts that I found the cause of malignant hyperthermia.
But so be it.
He is a veterinarian himself.
I'll take advantage of this for as long as I can.
I don't care!
"I don't believe you! You're actually planning to?!"
"To be precise, how long is the preparation and the next time?"
"Oh, I see. So, this time the building definitely won't collapse, right?"
"I think Zhang the veterinarian's preparation might be a lifetime thing, and the next time is easier to understand, it's the next time after each consultation."
As soon as Zhang Lingchuan finished speaking, the viewers in the live stream started making a ruckus again.
"Let's just watch him take the pulse quietly. I'm actually looking forward to seeing what Grandpa Niu's test will be."
"+1".
"+999".
Some people suggested taking a pulse first.
Because Zhang Lingchuan has already started taking pulses.
"Veterinarian Zhang, can traditional Chinese medicine really diagnose so many diseases just by taking a pulse?"
The plump aunt put her hand next to Zhang Lingchuan and then asked curiously.
She is in a state of both belief and disbelief regarding Traditional Chinese Medicine.
The letter expressed that she felt traditional Chinese medicine could indeed diagnose many diseases, but she was genuinely curious that it could diagnose so many diseases just by taking a pulse.
"We can only make a preliminary assessment; the specific conclusion will have to come from the hospital."
Zhang Lingchuan answered while taking the pulse.
After all, he certainly couldn't say that he could tell everything just by taking a pulse; that would make it easy for someone to dissect and study him.
"Hey Zhang, do you have any clues about my wife's illness? Actually, I think it should be easy to figure out. It's not difficult. The clues are right in front of us."
At that moment, Grandpa Niu glanced at the dining table, then smiled and reminded Zhang Lingchuan.
"Is that right in front of you? A fish???"
[Host detected to be undergoing medical consultation; system-assisted scanning in progress...]
[Accurate detection... 2 tests remaining.]
[Regular testing... 2 test remaining for the day.]
[Initiating precise detection, please wait...]
[Accurate detection rejected...]
[Initiating routine checks, please wait...]
The scan is continuing.
Zhang Lingchuan used a standard scan.
And the result came out at this point.
[Patient's name: Zhong Dalan]
[Patient's gender: Female.]
[Patient's age: 66 years old.]
[Patient's condition: Stomach discomfort, chest tightness, and dull pain behind the sternum.]
[Patient Diagnosis: Chronic gastritis, suspected fishbone foreign object lodged in internal organ.]
[System notification: There is a high-density, sharp foreign object below the bifurcation of the patient's trachea, which has pierced the aorta, forming an esophageal-aortic fistula. If the foreign object is not removed promptly, and the opening continues to enlarge, secondary infection may occur, or the fishbone may displace again, potentially leading to complications such as mediastinal hemorrhage, aortic rupture and massive hemorrhage, or gastrointestinal bleeding due to an aortoesophageal fistula. This could also be life-threatening. Please immediately recommend the patient to a large tertiary hospital for examination.]
Just at this time.
The system's scan results are now fully displayed.
"hiss--"
The moment he finished reading the entire result, his brows furrowed.
A fish bone got stuck in his body.
The answer is indeed in the fish on the table.
But if a fishbone gets into your body, it can be life-threatening. How did this chubby aunt and Uncle Niu manage to chat and laugh so easily?
Do they really not value their own lives?
I used a regular scan.
But the red label and the system notification from the other party both prove just how critical the situation is.
Could it be...
Zhang Lingchuan set his sights on the tableware.
Could it be! !
The next second, he suddenly realized!
Serving chopsticks! And Aunt Pang's own tableware is different from everyone else's.
Is the other person testing my chronic gastritis?
Generally speaking, many people with chronic gastritis also have Helicobacter pylori.
This thing is contagious.
However, as long as we use serving chopsticks and avoid mixing tableware, we can basically prevent this from happening.
In rural areas, to be honest, very few families use serving chopsticks.
In particular, they used the serving chopsticks very skillfully, as if they had been using them for a long time and it had become a habit.
There must be a reason for that.
Upon realizing this, Zhang Lingchuan's mind instantly cleared.
It turned out to be the case.
"Fish? Hahaha, Dr. Zhang, although my wife loves to eat fish, this really has little to do with fish."
Grandpa Niu chuckled upon hearing this. "How did this come to be about fish?"
"That's right! It's not a fish, it's not a fish, Dr. Zhang, you've got it wrong. How about I give you a little hint? Look at this red bowl I'm holding, isn't it a little different from yours?"
Aunt Pang showed off her bowl and chopsticks.
The other person has their own set of bowls and chopsticks.
"This……"
Mi Tao was not in the shot.
She looked in Song Wanqing's direction.
Is Teacher Zhang going to have a breakdown tonight?
It's not a fish at all.
How can this illness be related to fish?
Song Wanqing met Mi Tao's gaze and shook her head slightly.
She didn't understand why Teacher Zhang wanted the answer to be in the fish.
Is there something wrong with this fish?
Because in her impression, Teacher Zhang basically never said anything unnecessary.
"?"
"??"
"Oh no! I made a mistake??"
"Hahaha, finally you've been around! Now we see Veterinarian Zhang's house collapse!!"
"Actually, I think this clue should be quite obvious. Even if you're not a doctor, you can deduce through observation and logical connection that this chubby aunt might have chronic gastritis. The reason is that as a rural family, it's very unreasonable that she uses serving chopsticks. Moreover, the chubby aunt's chopsticks and bowl are unique, which proves that she uses this set of tableware frequently. Furthermore, she has a very high level of habit with serving chopsticks. She uses them frequently. She has a disease but has such a good attitude, so it's definitely not a terminal illness. In addition, she herself mentioned the bowl and chopsticks, so the possibility of chronic gastritis is very high. Of course, it's also possible that my grandmother also has chronic gastritis, so I can see through it at a glance."
"No, no, no, it's actually possible to deduce it through reality and logic. You don't need to have a sick person in the family. Anyway, as someone who loves reading mystery novels, I deduced that this fat auntie probably has a stomach problem, maybe gastritis, Helicobacter pylori or something like that. We'll have to wait for the answer to find out the specifics."
"So, Zhang the veterinarian previously boasted about his strong logical abilities, but now it seems that his boast is about to come back to haunt him."
"Hilarious... I never imagined that Veterinarian Zhang's career would collapse in this way!"
"It seems like Dr. Zhang is completely out of sorts today. It's impossible that everything before was scripted. I remember someone asked her about it, and she herself said she didn't even know she had this disease."
The scene where Zhang Lingchuan's house seemed to collapse caused the live stream chat to reach its peak.
Some even claimed to have deduced the answer.
Why does Veterinarian Zhang seem out of sorts today, even suspecting the fish on the table?
What diseases can fish get?
It's impossible that the chubby aunt who loves to eat fish is actually allergic to fish.
That's ridiculous.
This has raised doubts about Zhang Lingchuan's previously stated logical abilities.
Because they can't even deduce such a simple reasoning today.
"Auntie Pang, let's not rush. Let me ask you a few questions."
Zhang Lingchuan, stop now.
Then I prepared to guide the two into my own rhythm.
"Oh, there's also a consultation process. Okay, okay, Dr. Zhang, please ask."
Grandpa Niu nodded and smiled.
"Okay, Dr. Zhang, ask away. I will answer truthfully and never hide anything."
The plump aunt smiled and said.
"Is Veterinarian Zhang trying to save face?"
"Haha, my first live stream in the countryside of Northeast China has gone wrong. How interesting."
The viewers in the live stream were sending comments with unusual expressions.
I think Dr. Zhang is trying to save face this time.
"Auntie, besides your stomach discomfort, do you also feel tightness in your chest and a dull pain behind your sternum?"
Zhang Lingchuan asked the question with a serious expression.
"Wow, Veterinarian Zhang is quite quick-witted; he immediately knew it was the stomach."
"I'm starting to doubt his competence. Simply put, stomach problems can be completely diagnosed by looking at one's complexion, pulse, and even lifestyle habits. He only spoke up after being reminded like this, which clearly indicates a serious problem with his skill level."
"Yes, if Aunt Pang hadn't mentioned feeling unwell when showing the other person her bowl, she might have been able to save face. Now, her reputation is practically ruined."
However, he didn't know that his question immediately drew criticism from many viewers in the live stream.
I think it's pointless for him to try to save face now.
However, there are still many things to be determined.
I plan to watch until the end.
"She just has an upset stomach, but she also seems to have some chest tightness and pain behind her sternum. I think she was just talking about it a couple of days ago!"
When Grandpa Niu heard Zhang Lingchuan say that his stomach was upset, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally, the answer has been revealed.
He almost thought he had messed up.
It embarrassed the veterinarian who came to Niuzhuang for a free clinic out of kindness.
Now, as long as you say you have a stomach problem, it's basically fine.
His wife has a stomach problem.
There's something called chronic gastritis.
I'm currently taking medication for treatment.
They were very cooperative.
She uses serving chopsticks at home, and her own set is kept separate, so there is no risk of infection.
As for the chest pain, he seemed to have heard his wife mention it briefly.
"Yes, it's been like this for about two or three days. I've been experiencing a dull ache behind my sternum from time to time."
Aunt Pang nodded and said.
"Auntie Pang, you like to eat fish, right?"
Zhang Lingchuan asked again.
"I really like eating fish, and fish is one of my specialties."
Auntie Pang answered affirmatively, a smile spreading across her round face.
Have you had a fishbone stuck in your throat? Just in the last few days?
Zhang Lingchuan asked again.
"?"
"What is Dr. Zhang doing?"
"I don't know, they just have to pin this on this one fish."
"I guess he just couldn't figure out how to explain his previous statement that the illness was caused by this fish, so he kept going around in circles."
Zhang Lingchuan's series of questions left many viewers bewildered.
His highest number of clicks at this moment has reached 2.18 million.
The novice veterinarian is only 20,000 away from reaching the top 2.2 million veterinarian ranking.
So today's live stream can be considered another record-breaking achievement.
"If you like eating fish, it's normal to get fish bones stuck in your throat. I've had my share. Three days ago, I got one, and drinking some vinegar and eating a big bite of steamed bun helped. But, Dr. Zhang, why are you asking about fish? Don't blame me for being blunt, but I'm asking about your illness!"
Aunt Pang immediately shared her little bit of experience.
At the same time, he asked Zhang Lingchuan a question in return.
“Auntie Pang, I’m sure of it. This fish is most likely the cause of your illness.”
After listening to what the other person had to say.
Zhang Lingchuan felt that his reasons were sufficient.
At this point, they directly stated the answer.
"Oh dear! You child! How come the fish is still my illness?!"
The plump aunt slapped her thigh.
His expression was extremely excited.
"It's over, it's over, Dr. Zhang has gone mad!"
"Yes, how did this fish become sick? We already said it had a stomach problem! Just saying it has chronic gastritis would have solved everything!"
"Actually, I've been observing Veterinarian Zhang for a long time. Before, you were all criticizing that filial son who refused to admit his mistakes, but based on my observation, Veterinarian Zhang is exactly the same kind of person as that filial son. He will never admit his mistakes until he is faced with death."
"That makes sense... Speaking of which, I wonder how that filial son and his mother are doing now?"
"The other party's account was called 'Xing Gui Lun Dao'. The old lady has already passed away, and this guy has now deleted the account."
"Ascension to heaven? Damn... what a filial son."
"Waaaah, Dr. Zhang, please don't let this fall apart. I don't want to see you being the same kind of person as Yu Xinggui. Please admit your mistake."
……
I only saw this moment.
Not only did Grandpa Niu sigh, Aunt Pang slap her thigh, Secretary Mi look confused, and Song Wanqing bewildered, but even the viewers in the live stream were very excited.
Many suggested that he should just admit his mistake.
No need, really no need.
……
(End of this chapter)
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