I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 38 Respectfully Called a Craftsman! Extreme Company Death! What a Disaster!!
Chapter 38 Respectfully Called a Craftsman! Extreme Company Death! What a Disaster!!
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"Damn it! Seven times a day!!"
"This isn't a kindergarten bus! Open the door!"
"Abstract, this veterinarian's livestream is so abstract!"
"I knew this guy was so listless; even a donkey couldn't withstand that much semen extraction!"
"This...this guy with sunken eye sockets and panda eyes, is he really that thirsty? Or is it fake? My guy lies there like a dead dog after just one time, seven times a day, I can't even imagine..."
"People are different. Judging from this guy's numb expression, it's probably true, 90% real!"
"Oh no, I'm just a girl visiting the vet, what on earth happened?! /blushing with embarrassment /blushing with embarrassment"
"Girl here too. I don't have a boyfriend, so I probably don't have any crafting skills either. Just wondering, is this thing really that fascinating?"
"Of course, you girls don't know, but a normal boy needs to have sex nine times a day. First time: 6:30 (detox and beautify), second time: 8:30 (considerate and healthy), third time: 11:00 (relieve fatigue and relax), fourth time: 12:50 (reduce burden and lose weight), fifth time: 15:00 (refresh and awaken the mind), sixth time: 17:30 (digestion and absorption), seventh time: 19:00 (detoxification and excretion), eighth time: 21:00 (prevent blood thickening), ninth time: 23:30 (pleasant mood and sleep aid). Brother, you only need two more times to complete this nine-times health regimen!! /evil grin."
"I have to kneel down nine times a day just to go out and go downstairs!"
"6666~"
"Damn it! He's practically bursting with passion!!"
The comments section in the live stream was even more unbearable to look at.
[Zhang the Veterinarian's daily live stream viewership: 8003.]
[No. 33 on the Veterinarian Daily Livestream Competition Popularity Ranking.]
Xiao Wang, who sacrificed himself to boost the popularity, also brought a huge influx of traffic to the live stream.
There were originally only 6,500 people.
The live stream at this moment.
The number has exceeded 8,000!
The popularity ranking has reached an unprecedented 33rd place!
Meanwhile, the live stream also saw many shy but enthusiastic young women speaking up.
Some netizens even tried to stir up trouble.
They even posted a picture about the health benefits of rice.
The viewers were utterly astonished.
After all, this health regimen is so complete that one might as well be called the King of Lunch!
Write a piece of Martian flint!
Xiapo Village.
"Veterinarian Zhang, can you explain more clearly? What kind of handicrafts are so physically demanding? I often do handicrafts at home, and I don't feel tired at all!"
Li Caihua broke the silence.
At the same time, she was genuinely confused.
This is just doing some handicrafts!
She does sewing, mending, and embroidery regularly, and she doesn't seem to get tired at all.
Why does this Xiao Wang seem like he's been drained dry?
"His craftsmanship is different from yours! Seven times a day is deadly!!"
Zhao Weiqiang awkwardly offered a reminder.
He really is a young man.
It can truly withstand the test of time.
"puff--"
"Your grandpa's still the same grandpa! He knows all the tricks!!"
"I'm curious to see what the proprietress's expression will be when she finds out what her specialty is and remembers that she said she does it often."
"Hahaha~"
Zhao Weiqiang's words.
This made the live stream audience extremely happy.
They all expressed their feelings.
Don't let his age fool you.
There are some things I know very well!
"Huh? Doing manual labor seven times a day? That's going to kill you? What kind of manual labor does Xiao Wang do? How come Uncle Liu understands it and I'm still clueless? Veterinarian Zhang, tell me quickly, stop keeping me in suspense!"
Li Caihua has a strong thirst for knowledge.
A pair of questioning eyes looked at Zhang Lingchuan.
Chen Qian, Dabingmei, and Song Wanqing hesitated to speak.
Chen Qian had guessed it long ago, but seven times really surprised her.
Song Wanqing and Dabingmei didn't expect this.
But when the words "craftsmanship" came out, they instantly understood!
After all, they are young people.
They still understand such trendy terms.
It's just that seven of those instances fell into my knowledge blind spot!
No wonder you're in such a bad mood!
However, these terms are indeed somewhat unfamiliar to the landlady, who is older and doesn't surf the internet at all, so it's normal that the other party doesn't know them.
"It means that what you and Lao Zhao did, the boss lady, he did with his hands."
Since the other party's courage is so commendable.
Zhang Lingchuan then spoke frankly and openly.
"Oh! He, he, he did it seven times a day with his hands! I don't have any handicrafts! I've never done that kind of handicrafts!"
Li Caihua was stunned!
This incident clearly had an unprecedented impact on her, a 41-year-old woman!
He even looked at Wang Liwei and hurriedly shook his head, saying that he had never done this kind of work before!
She just said she does it often.
I feel embarrassed just thinking about it!
You talk about this child.
Why can't you know how to control yourself!
Seven times!
Old Zhao suffered a brain hemorrhage in one go!
Even if you're young, you can't act so recklessly.
"..."
Stop asking!
Please stop asking!!
Wang Liwei subconsciously shook his head at that moment!
His eyes were empty and lifeless.
Like the walking dead.
At the same time, the corners of his mouth were twitching wildly.
He was really numb!
He's really dead today!!
How can they even detect up to seven times a day?!
How is he supposed to refute that?!
Also, what was wrong with me? I thought the other person couldn't see through me, and I let him say whatever he wanted in front of the camera, saying it didn't matter and that I was being frank!
We were just talking about this topic.
If he hadn't said those things, Veterinarian Zhang certainly wouldn't have been so outspoken.
After all, they themselves have said it.
If he hadn't been so frank, the other party wouldn't have been so open either.
So he really brought this on himself.
If there were a pill to undo regrets, Wang Liwei would fucking want to eat a pound of it!
"Hey Xiao Wang, it's normal for young people to have needs, even if they just masturbate, but doing it seven times a day is really bad for your health. We should be more moderate and save the best for your future wife, right?"
Chen Qian composed herself and spoke as if she were a counselor.
"Yes! Senior Wang, Teacher Chen is right, we still need to be more restrained!"
Big Pancake Girl also tried to persuade her!
Song Wanqing, who was adjusting the camera, nodded in agreement.
"I……"
Wang Liwei's face showed unprecedented despair; his mentality had truly collapsed.
You can imagine.
A 30-year-old woman.
A 21-year-old high school girl.
A female colleague who is twenty years old.
Is it a scene where three people look at you with those strange eyes and advise you not to overdo your crafting?!
It's so socially unacceptable that we can't even survive on this planet!
He desperately wishes there was a crack in the ground so he could crawl into it and hide for ten years!
That's fucking awful!!
If you're so capable, why are you a veterinarian?!
"Teacher Zhang, Xiao Wang can definitely still be cured, right? How about we prescribe some traditional Chinese medicine to help him recover?"
Just when Wang Liwei was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say, another problem arose.
This Teacher Chen is actually helping me find a remedy to nourish my body!
It turns out that Chen Qian thought Xiao Wang might be too embarrassed to ask Teacher Zhang for a recipe to nourish his body!
So, she kindly asked in advance!
However, she did not see it.
Wang Liwei had already buried his head under the table, internally banging his head against the wall more than ten thousand times.
He wanted to run away right then and there!
……
(End of this chapter)
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