I was acting crazy in North America, and all the crazy people there took it seriously.
Chapter 80 Who doesn't say Logan deeply loves America?
Chapter 80 Who doesn't say Logan deeply loves America? (Seeking monthly votes)
To say that Logan only spouts nonsense in the newspapers is an absolute slander against him!
Logan loved to praise advanced practices like "private prisons" and loved to share them with the great America.
However, to promote this advanced experience across the United States, the biggest obstacle must be overcome—public skepticism and potential legislative restrictions.
Therefore, while "building good relationships," Fox River State Penitentiary also held a media open day, inviting Chicago journalists to visit the operation of the private prison.
Most of the invited journalists were eager to get started, coming with a sense of mission to expose the dark side of "private prisons" and tear off their disguise—what could a private prison, driven by profit, possibly have to offer?
Yes, if they were going to Fox River No. 1, that would be right. They would see filthy, overcrowded cells, sallow-faced prisoners, and brutal exploitation—in short, all the hallmarks of sweatshops and modern slavery.
However, Fox River only has Jail No. 2 open.
Prison No. 2 is a deluxe version of the prison (relatively speaking).
In fact, even Logan himself didn't expect the private prison to evolve so quickly.
However, Warden Wade Berwick was too much of an "American spirit," clearly distinguishing between the slave class and the slave-owning class.
How can a master be treated the same as a slave?
Then, he created a deluxe version of the prison.
They were basically the same size, but Prison No. 1 was crammed with nearly 300 cattle and horses, while Prison No. 2 "held" less than 30 people.
It's easy to imagine how stunned the reporter was by what he saw—
The hallway was spacious and bright, carpeted cleanly. On either side were individual rooms, each labeled with a number. Through some of the open doors, one could see single beds, desks, bookshelves, and even small potted plants inside…
Their visit coincided with the prisoners' exercise time.
The prisoners were exercising enthusiastically in the instrument room, while many others sat lazily, chatting and laughing.
The prisoners greeted the reporters warmly as they walked by, their demeanor so natural that it was hard to believe they were all criminals.
One prisoner said: "Living here is like heaven. We feel fulfilled and happy."
nonsense!
You live a better life than you do outside of prison, how can you not be fulfilled and happy?
Wade Berwick, beaming, explained, “This is our humane prison. We believe that even those who have gone astray deserve a second chance with dignity and hope. As long as they demonstrate genuine remorse and good behavior, they can apply to be admitted here, enjoy a more humane environment, and better prepare for reintegration into society.”
One reporter couldn't help but ask loudly, "Has the prisoner received any punishment or warning?"
The reporter was initially worried that private prisons were too inhumane, but now it seems that you are being a little too humane!
Wade Berwick's expression turned serious. "For citizens living in democratic and free countries, isn't the greatest punishment the loss of freedom? They've already lost their freedom, so why haven't they been punished?"
This is absolutely choking!
But Logan totally agreed!
Following the media open day, before Chicago residents could even be dazzled by the lavish lifestyle of the prisoners in what appeared to be a luxurious version of jail, Logan published a powerful article in the Sun—
"Humane Prisons: America Has Finally Become a Beacon for the World!"
The article begins with the history of prisons in the United States.
After American independence, the Founding Fathers engaged in heated debates regarding prisons and the rehabilitation of criminals. Later, slavery was abolished in some northeastern states. White settlers, fearing a large influx of free Black people after the abolition, established prisons, where many Black people were imprisoned for various crimes. Even after the Civil War, 70% of prisoners in Northern prisons were Black, essentially a reincarnation of slavery.
Logan bluntly points out the truth that Americans are unwilling to face: "prison history = slavery history".
Then, the article shifts its focus, showering Chicago's "humane prisons" with lavish praise:
"That's what the warden told us: Christianity emphasizes forgiveness. Even God forgave the prisoner, so what right do we have not to forgive him?"
"Therefore, humane prisons redefine the role of prisons, believing that even if prisoners have done bad things, they are not bad people and still deserve care and respect."
"The purpose of dealing with prisoners is not punishment, but to awaken their conscience, teach them positive attitudes towards life, and give them a second chance to reintegrate into society!"
"Therefore, I saw light in the prisoner's eyes!"
"This ray of civilization rising from Chicago is enough to shame all prison systems that are still stuck in the old days of brutal punishment!"
"Only in a highly civilized society can such a light of civilization rise. America is finally evolving into a world beacon, while European civilization is beginning to fall behind. I suggest they catch up!"
"An American should live his life in this way: forever moving from darkness to light, forever moving from backward civilization to the beacon of the world..."
The words are full of emotion and genuine feeling, brimming with boundless confidence and love for America and for the future.
Anyone who reads this article can't help but exclaim that this young man truly loves the land of America!
Young people's deep patriotism should not be hurt.
Consequently, some equally young journalists in newspapers pointed out indignantly in their articles: "Private prisons are not charities. Even a fool knows that treating prisoners so well is a transaction behind the scenes. In essence, it is putting a price tag on judicial fairness and a blatant trampling on the principle of 'equality before the law'!"
"This is not the light of civilization, it's a gilded hell!"
Then, he was detained by the editor-in-chief and reprimanded, "Young man, this is not patriotic enough!"
The young reporter roared, "Telling the truth is the only way to love America! Nobody loves his country more than me!"
The editor-in-chief looked at him as if he were a fool: "Patriotism in capitalist countries means loving capitalists first and foremost!"
"Do you think the capitalists in our country, deep down, would be happy to see such a 'humane prison' exist?"
"Who can guarantee that they will never cross the line with the law or even end up in jail? Even if you can, what about your friends and family?"
"The owner of The Sun is a capitalist, so he is absolutely patriotic!"
"Our boss... is a capitalist too!"
The editor-in-chief is a good person. He patiently teaches young people that as media professionals in a capitalist country, they must have a sense of patriotism!
"..."
The light in the young reporter's eyes went out!
……
There's an extra chapter today, it'll be a bit late, but I'll post the guaranteed update first~~~
(End of this chapter)
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