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Chapter 128 "The Story of Zitai and the Sister Ten Years Older"

In Shanghai, as dusk settled over the Grand Manor.

Yesterday, Da Zi had already previewed tonight's "Battle Night" in the live stream room. As soon as the live stream room started, the popularity reached a terrifying 800 million.

The barrage of comments reached an extremely alarming level.

"Stop dawdling, just grab the computer!"

"Let's taste what the frog's computer tastes like!"

"Who's today's mystery guest? Don't tell me it's Baiyun, or I'll report you for fraud."

"A mystery guest? Of course, it's my sister, Zitai, you pervert!"

"Could the mystery guest be Gnik? You really think LauK's current status is enough to get Chicken Bro to come over!"

Gnik: Lau K? Who's that? Just a friend who eats fish!

Many viewers in the live stream began to speculate about who the mystery guest that Zz1tai had teased yesterday would be.

"Brothers, today we'd like to introduce a special guest!"

Taizi and Lao K sat in front of the camera, and Lao K pulled Di Wu to the center of the shot.

She had short, silver-white hair and wore a black short-sleeved shirt.

Di Wu waved to the camera: "Hello everyone, I'm Gnik. You can call me Eddie Peng, or my nickname, Yanzu!"

???

The moment Di Wu appeared on the screen, the live stream chat exploded.

"No? They're really here!?"

"I'm so happy! Gnik, the MSC champion, actually came to give guidance to Dazhi's live stream!"

"Wow? No, man! Our Igang is really making a name for itself!"

"igang: You know, I've been a fan of Chicken Bro from the very beginning! He's the sun of the LPL!"

"Here it comes, the Eat-and-Strike duo! I never thought I'd see the Eat-and-Strike duo team up again!"

"Let's welcome World No. 1 High School!!" Zitai and Wan Kun had already raised their hands high.
In other people's live streams, Di Wu was still somewhat restrained.

He seemed a little reserved at this moment: "Hey, no, no, no! That happened a few days ago!"

"All I can say is that the day we won the championship was Shiyi Middle School. Let's not talk about the other times, everyone is very strong!" Di Wu quickly explained.

Lao K, standing to the side, pursed his lips tightly, watching Di Wu's restrained expression, his voice even sounding a little strained.
"Hahahaha! Stop pretending! You're in the initial stage now, aren't you?"

"It's okay, guys. Once Chicken Bro gets into character, he'll be the most abstract person in the whole place!"

Zitai sat to the side and said, "We'll eat later, the takeout is on its way. I think we can chat for a while first!"

Who do you think was the best mid laner in this MSC?

Lao Tai's opening question left Di Wu somewhat speechless.

"Do you want to hear the official answer, or a private answer?" Di Wu threw the question back at Da Zi.

After all, it's someone else's live stream; what if it gets bombarded with criticism?
"what?"

"Which answer is broadcastable? Give us something broadcastable."

It can be broadcast?

Di Wu pondered for a moment: "Actually, I feel that Knight should be very strong. Watching the previous matches, it felt like he crushed the other mid laners, but in the finals, he didn't give me that feeling of being that strong."

???

"Translate this: Playing against Knight didn't feel like anything!"

"Gnik himself said that he didn't feel anything playing against Knight!"

"Pass this down: Zz1tai said he didn't feel anything playing against Knight!"

"From Top Esports' supertopic, who is Zz1tai?"

This brings up the topic of MSC.

"So which team do you think has the best bot lane?" As an ADC player, LaoK naturally focuses on the bot lane.

"Pretty much? Bottom lane, it feels like the bottom lane is unlikely to decide the outcome of the game!" Di Wu said calmly.

If you have anything to say, just talk to the designer.
"Is that so? Between Deft and JKL, who do you think is stronger?"

what?
Zitai's words silenced Di Wu. Damn it, taking this 50,000 yuan computer today was really not a loss at all, was it? It was like taking a whole penny for nothing!
Da Zi, is he really putting himself on the fire?
"TES 3 vs 0DRX, JKL is definitely stronger!"

genius!

Di Wu skillfully avoided the question of death, but Lao K couldn't help but ask, "So, who do you think is stronger, JKL or Yang Fan?"

???

Not only Di Wu, but everyone around him stared wide-eyed at Lao K.
No, it's hard to imagine that the ID JKL would be compared to the name Krystal.

My brother's crime doesn't warrant this, does it?
Even more unimaginable is what exactly was going on in the clever little brain of Law K, who came up with this question?
Feeling the questioning looks from Di Wu and Zi Shi, Lao K couldn't help but feel a little guilty, but he still straightened his chest and asked, "What do you mean by looking at me like that?"

"Say something, Di Wu!"

Di Wu coughed awkwardly twice: "Uh, it can be you!"

???

What do you mean by "it can be me"? Lau K's eyes were already brimming with tears.
As a former comrade-in-arms, is this how you treat me?
The live chat is completely flooded with comments.

Gnik: Let's say something against our conscience once in a while!

"Hahahaha, don't you understand what you mean?"

"Lao K, stay away from Gnik! I'm afraid he'll turn into a dog too!"

"Brother Chicken, if you're being held hostage, just blink!"

"What can I do?! You can't talk to a dog like a human!"

Taizi quickly changed the subject: "Um, G-God, let's spar a bit later!"

???

A sparring match? 1v1! Who? Zz1tai!?

Di Wu couldn't help but look at the cunning figure in front of him in astonishment. Is this for real? Is he going to fight me 1v1?

"No, what kind of look is that?"

"Brothers, watch me stomp on Nick in a bit!"

"I'm going to have a 1v1 with Chicken Nick later. If I win, I'll give away a 30,000 RMB computer from Frog's place! Brothers, cheer me on!!!"

???

What? Who wins this round?
Di Wu opened his mouth, but for a moment he didn't know what to say.

If you don't want to give away a computer, then don't. What do you mean by giving away a computer if you beat me in one game?
Do you think the computer will just magically end up in the hands of your viewers?

The comments section exploded.

"Huh? Guys, let's call it a day! He doesn't even want to deliver the computer!"

"Holy crap, what a cunning scheme! The world's number one open conspiracy! Gnik keeps winning but won't give the guys any free computers. If Gnik loses a game, he'll change the name of his livestream to 'World's Number One'!"

"Who are you? You're the motherfucker, delivering computers like this?"

"I've figured it out, they brought Brother Chicken here to go to jail!"

"Is my rule okay?" Zitai raised an eyebrow at Di Wu.

He couldn't help but chuckle to himself. Being able to fight a master like Gnik 1v1, even if he lost, it wouldn't be a loss; if he won, he'd make a killing and could even give his brothers some perks!
No problem?
"Ding dong!"

The doorbell rang at Dazi Manor. Zitai gave Wankun a look: "My McDonald's seems to have arrived. Go and get it!"

"Are you sure it's McDonald's? You haven't done anything bad lately, have you?"

It's no wonder Di Wu is overthinking things, after all, there are precedents for this. He once personally witnessed a streamer order KFC and be caught red-handed.

"You're not talking about .yyds, are you?" Zitai couldn't help but chuckle, while Wan Kun, who was beside him, had already safely returned to the live stream with McDonald's.

"Brothers, let's eat something first, chat for a while, and then watch me crush Chicken Nick!"

Lao K casually took a box of McNuggets, and when he opened it, the McNuggets inside made him pause for a moment: "Kun, you didn't sneak any, did you?"

"Huh?" Wan Kun, wearing a red bellyband, scratched his head. "Of course not?"

"Huh? Then why did I only have 4 McNuggets!?"

All three of them focused their attention on the fact that there were only four pieces of chicken nuggets in Lau K's serving.

"Someone's sneaking around with McNuggets!?"

Di Wu gasped, "Lao K, if you admit it now, there's no problem, we won't say anything to you!"

???

Admit it? Three question marks popped into Lao K's head. What was he admitting?
"You're being incredibly disrespectful to God! What exactly are you trying to do?! Lau K, Uzi is just your equal now, is it really necessary for you to act like this?" Di Wu shook his head, pointing at the four McNuggets: "You just want to say..."

"Can't we have five?"

hiss!?

Zitai and Wan Kun, who were standing next to him, both gasped in shock. They had originally thought it was just a case of McNuggets being sneaky.

I never imagined that it was all a show directed and acted by Lao K all by himself.
The comments section was completely exploding.

"Alright, I'm level 5 Malphite, flashing in to join the team fight!"

"Lao K: There can only be one God in this world! And that is me, God K!"

"Lao K is so evil!"

"You can even start a group fight with this? Lao K did his best!"

"He's integrated! Gnik has truly integrated into this livestream!"

"A tour group that can get to Uzbekistan is a good tour group!!"

Lao K sat in his seat, holding a chicken nugget in his hand, opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything for a moment.

It's almost as if those three words are written on his head.

“wo you zui”

After a long silence, Lao K quickly shook his head: "Hey, I misread it, I'm seeing things, I'm seeing things! It's five yuan!"

"It's mine, it's mine!"

He also understood that the current power of the gods was superior to that of the gods, and that he would have to wait until Uzi retired before he could fight against the gods.

Further explanation will only make things more unclear.

At this moment, the popularity of Dazhi Manor's live stream has reached more than 20 million, even surpassing the popularity of LPL official match moments.

The gifts were so numerous that Zizi couldn't thank them all, and Zizi was thinking of getting something for Diwu to send to the LGD base later.

Is this the kind of buzz that MSC champions generate? The key point is that Di Wu actually has something to offer!
One serving of McNuggets caused the chat in my friend's live stream to explode, and even led to Uzi.

What exactly constitutes a top-tier mid-laner's initiation?

The game on the field is over, now it's time to start the game off the field!

After having a snack, Di Wu sat down in front of the computer in the main live stream room.

Zita sat down in front of Wan Kun's computer: "Do you know that I had an invincible hero when I was in the LPL? Have you heard of my legend?"

"Your legend?"

Di Wu touched his chin, about to tell the legend of Da Zi?
"Is it a story about a woman ten years older than you?"

Then we have to mention, "The story of Zitai and the woman ten years his senior"!

"No, why does PDD tell you everything?"

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　Thank you so much, GVV, for the 100-point reward!!!
　　There are some things going on this week, so updates might be a little irregular, but there will be no less. Starting next week, I'll stick to a fixed schedule of one update each at noon and afternoon, with extra updates on weekends!

　　I'm so sorry!!!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)