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Chapter 129 Or else, let's call the first player over?
He turned around and looked at his empty living room. Luckily, his mother had gone out to play these past few days.

Did I expect that Di Wu actually knew about his "ten-year-older" sister?

"Hey~ don't worry, I'm tight-lipped!"

???

Is it possible that we're live-streaming right now?

And Di Wu was sitting on his own livestreaming computer, which crashed! But he lost his temper first!

"Oh? Tell me more about my sister who's ten years older than me!"

"No wonder he always seemed so颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a sense of listlessness, apathy, or decadence) before; he had been drained dry!"

"I can't even imagine! A sister ten years older than me! She's at the prime of her life!"

"Ten years older? Can you handle that? You can't!"

"Don't worry, my comments are also very tight-lipped!"

"Um..." Di Wu flicked his bangs and said weakly, "How about I let you pick the mid laner later?"

"What do you mean, Victor? I'll beat you up!" Zita sneered.

Back in the day, I was also known as a prodigy.
Lao Tzu, Victor…

Suck it all in!
"Viktor? How about I play Akali?"

Di Wu couldn't help but recall his Akali facing off against Knight's Viktor in the Spring Split finals.

Since you've already said that, let me try out the difference between Dazi's Viktor and Knight's Viktor.

???

Akali? Upon hearing those three words, Zita's forehead began to sweat.
"No, no, no, choose another one. I, Viktor, will beat you with anything except Akali!" Zz1tai quickly interjected.

Of course he remembered the scene from the Spring Split finals. Diwu's Akali couldn't even win the lane against Knight, which was still too difficult for him.

what?
"Um, then I'll play Sylas?"

"No way! Don't play this kind of hero! You always play short-range heroes, it makes me feel like I'm bullying you!" Zz1tai shook his head immediately upon hearing about Sylas.

This makes Di Wu a hero with a terrifying influence in the competition, and he is often targeted and banned by other teams.

Playing Viktor against Sylas in ranked games shouldn't be too difficult, but if Sylas's ID is Gnik...
It's unplayable! Absolutely unplayable!
"Is it not allowed again? Aren't you afraid I'll take advantage of your short arms?"

"No way! My viewers will be cursing me in the comments!" She shook her head firmly.

The screen was filled with question marks in the comments.

"????"

"If you can beat Gnik's Sylas with Viktor, TES will buy you back tomorrow and make you a substitute for LeftHand!"

"Haha, no, you don't want to bully Gnik anymore?"

"Do you want to change it again? Or you could just let Gnik play the healer!"

Just as the screen was filled with comments, a treasure map effect appeared in the live stream.
Lao K almost lost his composure when he saw that ID.
"Oh? Thanks to TES Knight for the treasure map, and thanks to Knight! Wow! I'm so popular, even Knight is copying my Viktor! Brothers, let's all farm!"

???

Even "Knight" is here?

"Shall I play LeBlanc?" Di Wu tentatively suggested.

"Sigh~~~"

Zitai couldn't help but purse his lips. Damn it, how could he have forgotten this move too?
Gnik can even play Enchantress?
"Forehead"

"I get it, let's switch to another one! It's okay! We can switch again!" Di Wu instantly understood what Zi Tai meant: "Then can I play Orianna, okay!?"

"I'd better not!"

"No, buddy?"

This won't work, that won't work! So what should I play?

"Akali? Show Knight how Viktor beats Akali!" LauK couldn't help but exclaim.

After all this talk, they're still in the draft phase. Are they going to play or not? Otherwise, the chat will think that Dazhi can't afford to give away computers.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Zizhi's face turned a little red. What Lao K said really put him in a difficult position. If this dragged on any longer, everyone would really think that I, Da Zizhi, couldn't afford to give away a computer.

"Okay, then you play Akali! We'll go mid!"

Ding!
Diwu immediately locked Akali down, 1v1!

Gnik's Akali versus a tired Viktor.

From the very start of the match, the exhausted Victor launched a fierce attack.

Di Wu stood calmly behind the minion wave, watching him push the lane. Assassin heroes like Akali need to avoid their attacks and conserve their health in the early game.

But Viktor caught up with Akali, and Akali didn't retreat immediately. Instead, the instant Viktor used his Q, she turned around, positioned herself, and landed a Q that slowed Viktor down.

As Viktor countered with his passive ability, the surrounding minions began to focus fire on him.

The moment Di Wu stepped forward and passively attacked, he followed up with a Q, then pulled back, turned around, and attacked again.

On the contrary, Viktor, who was pushing up the lane against the minions, lost a third of his health.

"Ugh! I can't play anymore!"

With a hint of regret, Zitai shook his head: "Let's start over, this game doesn't count, I got nervous! I shouldn't have gone up to trade blows while pushing the minion wave! Normal pressure would have been easy!"

"Hahahaha, okay, let's AG it?"

Di Wu couldn't hold back any longer, and Lao K next to him bluntly said, "No way, Knight is learning in the live stream. How can you learn by playing AG right off the bat?"

"It's alright, it's alright, let him win against AG!"

Di Wu had already quit the game and immediately started a second one. In the second game, Viktor was obviously much more cautious.

but.
Once Akali reached level three, she activated her Twilight Shroud and unleashed two combos on Viktor.

Flash + Falcon Dance predicts and flashes to hit Viktor.
"Should I AG it? It feels like it's going to be gone."

Di Wu couldn't help but joke, and the moment the second Falcon Dance in his hand flew towards Viktor's face, a Q...
"ACE!"

"Tsk~ Ugh, no way, I can't play this! Wan Kun's keyboard is too sticky, it's affecting my typing experience!"

He adjusted his glasses, and his face was noticeably flushed.

"Absolutely! The keyboard's too sticky, the mouse's too slippery, the screen's too bright, the chair's too high—I'm not in a good state, and to make matters worse, there are mosquitoes biting me!" Di Wu nodded repeatedly in agreement, acknowledging his fatigue. "I can't play this. Akali is too overpowered. Maybe I should switch and play Akali!"

The man's competitive spirit was also ignited. Was it really that simple? A four-minute solo kill against himself?!
What if I were Akali?

A few minutes later, Zitai looked at the black and white screen in front of him and began to question his existence.

Di Wu even chose cards in this match.
His live stream was flooded with gifts once again.

"Thanks to DRX Chovy for the treasure map! Thank you, Boss. Chovy, you're here too, want to learn some card games?!" Lao K couldn't help but smile: "Tonight's really lively!"

"AG, let's play another round, blind pick! Blind pick, okay?"

He gritted his teeth, thinking, "No way? I can't even reach level six against Gnik?"

"Thanks JDG Yagao for wanting to see Sylas's treasure map for the boss!?"

Di Wu almost lost his composure when he saw this ID: Silas is masturbating!

I'm quite familiar with this matchup; I used it against JDG's Yagao before: "I'll try this matchup. Laotai, you play Sylas! It shouldn't be that hard to lane against him, right?"

In the next 1v1 match, Di Wu pulled out his plane to attack Sylas.

This is no longer a difference in hero counters; Di Wu's plane is also a hero with maxed-out proficiency.

This time, Lao Tai managed to drag it out to level six, but stealing the plane's ultimate skill is essentially the same as not having an ultimate skill at all.

Level 6 Sylas was pulled to death by Di Wu after two waves of chains were twisted open.

Di Wu had completely taken control of the live stream, pointing at the camera and shouting, "Did you learn how to use toothpaste? This is for you!!"

"Is GaoGao in the live stream? If so, send a '1'! If you learn it, I'll send you a treasure map!"

???

Before the comments section could even start, gifts were already being sent.

"Thanks to JDG Yagao for the treasure map!! We're such good buddies, next time just ask me on WeChat how to play! Just transfer the money directly to WeChat, the platform takes a cut!"

Di Wu was also amused. It seemed that Da Zi's live stream room really had a boss.
While Di Wu and Lao K were happily accepting the gifts, Zi Tai was completely blushing.

No matter what game he was playing, he felt powerless, as if Di Wu had seen through every little detail.

The comments section was overwhelmingly in favor of Di Wu.

"You're exhausted. If you really can't take it anymore, you should retire! I'll give the livestream room to Brother Chicken!"

"Hahahaha, alright, here we come! Let's jump straight into Gnik's second stage!"

"It seems like Brother Chicken still has work to do."

"Slaying the scoundrel with a laugh, so satisfying~~~"

"I don't think we'll be able to give away a single computer tonight!"

"Can you change the rules? Chicken Bro gets a free computer if he wins? You've been playing for half an hour and haven't given away a single computer?"

"Um, how about I go top lane? I can't play mid lane, I haven't played mid lane in so long! I used to play top lane when I was with RNG!" Zz1tai clenched his fists.

If he was no match for Di Wu in the mid lane, then in the top lane, he was at least a recent retiree.

"Top lane? What are you going to play? My Fiora vs. your Gangplank!?"

hiss!
"You f***ing bastard? I, the captain, can beat anything except Fiora!"

"Jace?"

"this is not OK!"

Di Wu rubbed his temples, feeling that after playing a few games with Zi Tai, his understanding of the word "everything" was going to be distorted.

"Little Cannon? Lu Xian?"

"."

"Let's stick with Fiora! You think Fiora is stronger? I can only say that this match is also very much about the player's ID!" Lao Tai's eyes were fixed intently on the captain.

He didn't believe that Di Wu, a mid-laner, could possibly not play Fiora, and certainly couldn't crush himself like TheShy.

He had a feeling that this game would be the one!

As soon as the two entered the game, Di Wu took out Doran's Blade and glanced at Fiora's skills: "But I haven't really played this champion much before?"

However, five minutes later, the level 5 captain was eating oranges one after another under the turret.

"Damn it, did you secretly practice before coming here?" Zita's forehead was already sweating.

What am I supposed to play in this match? Gnik, he says he's never played before, but his sword keeps stabbing at me, buddy.

"Um, I really don't know how to do it?"

As Di Wu spoke, the Fiora on the screen had already entered the turret.

At that moment, he was stuck at level six. The instant the ultimate skill was applied to the captain with one-third of his health, Di Wu used AQ to break through twice, and then used the speed boost to break through once, followed by A Flash.

"ACE!"

As the screen turned black and white, he slumped into his gaming chair, taking the opportunity to shift gears. His mind flashed back to that mid-ranked top laner. "Such fast swords, such fast four-hit combos in a second! You can't do that! I'll fight you geniuses to the death!!!"

"Wow! Nice! Four breakthroughs in one second!!!"

Lao K shouted excitedly, but it was clear that Di Wu hadn't played Fiora much.

But they're already players of Di Wu's caliber; just by relying on positioning and skill, they can already crush Zita.

"Ugh, easy! No feeling at all!! Exhausted! Maybe..."

"Should we call over the starting lineup?"

"Let me... torture Letme!"

Di Wu unconsciously stuck out his tongue, and the third stage of the Lao Ji series was fully integrated into the dog series!
???

Upon hearing the words "first appearance," Zita has become a sensation. If his previous popularity was merely a formulaic display for the sake of the show, then at this moment, he is truly famous.

You can say that Zita is bad, plays terribly, or even directly insult him as FVV.
But you absolutely cannot say he's inferior to Letme!

Bai Yun, who was watching Zita's live stream next door, burst out laughing when he heard Di Wu's words: "Hahahaha! Hey, brothers, there's nothing we can do, a substitute is a substitute!"

"He didn't even last ten minutes in one go, while I could last at least ten minutes!"

In terms of resilience, he is second to none!
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(End of this chapter)