LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 130 Since we're going to seek thrills, let's go all the way!
"Hey? What's going on? G God? You're beating up my substitute? Did you even ask me, the starter, if I agree?" Bai Yun asked seriously as soon as he entered YY.

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When Zita heard Letme's words, he couldn't help but feel a little moved. No wonder they were good brothers who had fought together in RNG back then.
"Um...do you agree?"

"Hey, I totally agree! Slap him hard, slap him to death! It's so satisfying to watch, it completely blew Zita out of his mind! Hahahaha!" Letme's true colors were quickly revealed.

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Zitai clenched his fists: "No way, what are you yelling about? All you do is yell. If you're so capable, why don't you solo beat G-God?"

"Anyone who didn't know better would think you were some kind of amazing person."

However, Letme simply shook his head: "We definitely can't win."

Since I started my professional career, I've never been a top laner who prioritizes winning lanes. Do you really expect Letme to step up in crucial moments?
RNG shouldn't have Letme playing carry, right?
"But I'm sure I can last longer than you, ten minutes! If I'm not killed within ten minutes, I win, okay?"

"what?"

Di Wu gave a helpless, bitter smile. So you're here to be a tortoise?

"Um, does this seem okay? Otherwise, we won't be able to give away a single computer tonight?" Zitai thought for a moment and nodded.

He hadn't expected Di Wu to be so terrifying. Even though he hadn't played top lane much, Di Wu still gave him a Shy-like sense of pressure.

If this continues, not a single computer prepared by Frog will be delivered.

"I, Ornn, will beat you to anything! This is truly anything, you can play whatever you want!" Letme smiled confidently.

His own sheep were something even peak Khan couldn't beat back then, and they even gave Khan a period of sheep phobia.

Di Wu simply smiled. Since you're so confident…

Ding!
Without hesitation, he locked in Jayce, resulting in a classic top lane matchup: Ornn versus Jayce.

This matchup is purely about skill. In the game, there are many Ornn players with Unsealed Spellbook who can trade Ignite for a solo kill on Jayce at level six.

It's impossible to say who absolutely dominates whom, but Letme felt a shiver when he saw Jayce.

Although Gnik's Jayce has only appeared in a few games in the LPL, he is already a legend in the LPL circle, and it seems that he has dominated many opponents in scrims.

"call!"

It's okay. I'm very familiar with this match. I didn't get crushed in this match against Khan back then. There's no way Gnik, a mid laner, could beat me.

The two people standing next to them, Zita and Lao K, both shut their mouths, intending to observe and learn from this 1v1 match.

"Wow? Thank you! FPX's Khan sent a treasure map. Khan is so generous, he's even here to learn how to hunt sheep!"

When Zz1tai saw Khan's ID, he couldn't help but panic. How come a top laner is coming to his livestream to learn? My Chicken Bro really has some influence!

"Brothers, let's show Khan how to play top lane against a sheep!"

As soon as Jayce entered the lane, he took the middle bush as usual. Letme, who was at level one, was not afraid to use his Q to try to harass him. Jayce's recovery is not that strong. Once his health is harassed, it is difficult for him to continue to exert pressure in the lane.

However, Di Wu seemed to have anticipated this, and with a downward movement, he just dodged Ornn's Q skill, and then pushed forward to the third bush, placing a ward the instant it landed.

As soon as Letme switched to his hammer, he immediately retreated, but Jayce's slight speed boost still gave him the distance for Sky Leap. Jayce used his Q to dash in, followed by an empowered auto-attack, and then both sides exchanged another auto-attack.

Jess immediately retreated and pulled away after triggering the phase proc, but Diwu was in no hurry. His ultimate was ready soon, and he could switch to his cannon.

Ornn launched another Q, but Jayce, with his Phase Rush ability, dodged it by moving straight forward and simultaneously switched to his cannon form.

An A-class player started chasing Ornn, and the moment Ornn reached the tower, a Q-class player followed up.

"Fight back? What are you doing, Baiyun! Am I driving a wooden stake?"

Di Wu couldn't help but purse his lips. You're almost dead before the minion wave even gets here.

He got a solo kill with the ignition on him!
I missed my first Q! The pressure is immense!

In this game, Letme's Ornn was still using Comet. He originally wanted to use Ornn's Q to reduce Jayce's health in the early game, but Letme only auto-attacked Jayce once and was constantly being hit by Jayce's spinning top.

"Oh!"

The person next to me was totally into it, Gnik's Jayce!!

So this is what Baiyun felt when he saw himself getting wrecked? Ten minutes from now, you'll be solo-killed before you even reach level six!
It's too late to go home now, but if Ornn doesn't return, we can't even get any experience points!

Jayce, representing the blue team, stood in front of the purple team's first tower, while Ornn appeared somewhat isolated and helpless beneath the tower.

Di Wu didn't farm, but just watched the minions whittle down each other's health. Before the minions arrived, Di Wu pressed S to push the minion wave, causing Letme's minions to gather first.

In this way, if no one is last-hitting the minions, the minion wave will push towards the blue side.

"Shy once said that for the top lane, last hitting isn't important, experience is the most important thing. So you don't have to last hit. The minion wave is moving towards me, and I'll hold the lane for a bit, then he can start playing on his phone!"

"Have you learned it, Khan? Type '1' in the live stream chat, and I'll send you a treasure map if you do!"

While suppressing Letme, Di Wu also interacted with "Khan".

"Thanks to my brother Khan for the two or three treasure maps! Thanks Khan, Da Zi, and Xie Jia! I'll teach you to remove your armor!! Send your sister over, call that perverted sister of yours!!!"

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Looking at Di Wu shouting in front of the camera with a bewildered expression, she said, "No, you weren't like this when you first came here."
Whose live stream is this anyway?! Are you a guest, or am I?
Is it my turn to change clothes now? I'm the damn owner of this livestream room! Do you think I'd bend my spine for these little gifts? You probably don't know what Beijing is all about.
"I'm Yare." "Holy crap? Thanks to my brother Khan for the 10 treasure maps!!!"

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Just as Zitai was about to say something, he heard Di Wu's shout and stood up: "Thank you, Boss Khan! I'll go call my sister right now, she really wants to come!"

Wan Kun had already found the pink wig behind him!

Am I the kind of person who would stoop to low prices for money? Ugh~ You're so good at judging people!
"Wow! Thank you RNG Bian for the ten treasure maps!!" Lao K couldn't help but exclaim when he saw the ID.

But the next second.
"Thank you so much to RNG Faker for the ten treasure maps!!"

Half of the League of Legends esports scene has arrived!?
Tonight, Lao Tai was given a really good meal of oil and fat!
In the game, everything was going as Di Wu had expected. The minion wave was now moving towards him, Jayce was level 2 first, and Ornn was blocked in the lane. Although he didn't play top lane often, he had a rough estimate of how many minions were blocked in the top lane.

With this minion wave, no one will interfere, and I can hold out for 30 minutes! And in a 1v1 situation, there's no jungler to help clear the lane.

Now Letme can only stand at the back and has no choice but to go home and catch up before coming back up.

But Jayce is already level three. If a level three Jayce is not careful when fighting Ornn, Ornn will definitely die!
The viewers in the live chat were just as anxious as Letme.

"Stop going up there to sniff out experience points! Ten minutes, just hold on for ten minutes! Let's send a computer first!"

"I'm here to win a computer, so don't bother going up there and just play on your phone for a bit!"

"Level 3 fighting level 1? Hajidi, what are you trying to do? Stop destroying my Tiger Fang brothers!"

"Hey bro, give me some face! I'll send you two rolls of toilet paper another day!"

"That's an exaggeration! Letme really benefited from retiring early! If he had retired any later, he would have ruined his reputation!"

Khan: How am I supposed to learn if you do this?

Letme was completely still and didn't know what to do. Winning wasn't the most important thing, nor was gaining experience. The most important thing was to hold on for ten minutes!

Just get a feel for Gnik's techniques; giving away the computer is the real deal!

Di Wu and Lao K worked together perfectly, blocking the line and not killing anyone. When the timer reached ten minutes, Lao K breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally!! The first computer has been delivered!

The original plan was to control the delivery time by having a maximum of ten computers, but damn it, we've been broadcasting for almost two hours and not a single computer has been delivered.

Ten minutes later, Di Wu went home to change his equipment, teleported back up, and cleanly and decisively took down Letme.

"Phew! I'll give away a computer to everyone first. Anyone with a fan badge can enter by sending a comment!"

"There aren't many people participating in the lottery now, so the chances of winning are very high!!!"

Di Wu skillfully treated it as his own live stream and began to launch his first computer.

Just as the chat was buzzing with excitement, a beautiful figure walked right into the camera's view.

A pretty pink hair and "rough, sweaty hands" rested on Lao K's shoulder.

As if tickled Parker, Lau K jumped up from his chair and squatted down, turning around to look at the newcomer in panic, as if he were breathing on him.

"Cough cough cough... vomit... cough cough! I feel... a little nauseous! I feel..."

As Lao K looked at the "pervert" walking behind him, he felt a sense of unease, a physical unease. Even though the wig covered his face, he couldn't see it at all.

But knowing that what he was seeing was just a grotesque pose, Lao K felt physically uncomfortable. At that moment, he missed his younger sister terribly.

After the event tomorrow, I'll buy a plane ticket and run away that very night!
He couldn't stay in that grand manor for even a second longer.

Di Wuhun slowly turned around, and the moment he saw the "pervert" with pink hair appear in his field of vision, he felt a strong sense of disgust.

My eyes are feeling a bit uncomfortable.
She sat down in the middle, crossed her legs, and was even wearing black stockings!

"You're so sexy~~"

Di Wu shook his head, forcing back his nausea. "I was wrong! I was really wrong! Can we switch back?"

That's disgusting, absolutely disgusting!
However, Zita simply smiled and said, "Since we're after excitement, let's see it through to the end!!"

The barrage of comments has completely exploded.

"Run! Gnik! Run!!!"

"That's terrifying! I strongly suspect that Zita herself wanted to wear it!"

"Could you please give my treasure map back to the boss? It looks so disgusting!"

Fast forward to Boss 'Khan': I'm never farming treasure maps again!

"Is the boss paying to be tortured?"

"It's okay, there's no beauty filter when you look at it face to face. Guys, can you imagine what it's like from Gnik and LauK's perspective?"

"Cute, but makes me want to throw up!"

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(End of this chapter)