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Chapter 131 The Feast at the Zimen Gate: Three Dogs Stewed with Chicken!

"How's it going? Got one in the draw? Letme won by AFK, right?"

Everything was as Da Zi had predicted. How could Letme possibly compete against a top-tier player like Gnik, especially with Gnik's signature Jayce?
"How about we change the rules? This delivery method is too slow!"

Di Wu couldn't help but shake his head. "How long would this fight go?"
"Forehead"

Zita glanced at K God beside him, who calmly stood up and shook his head: "I finally understand, it's time for me to make my move!"

???

You...you?
Di Wu opened his mouth, but he was speechless for a moment. You said that from Zita to Letme, it was at least a process of increasing difficulty from substitute to starter.

Now they're making me fight Yang Fan again!?
This difficulty level has been lowered too much!

"Stop barking, you barking chat dogs! What are you asking for?! Are you even a god, K-God?"

What kind of game do you want to play?

Di Wu glanced at K God with interest: "Little Cannon against Little Fizz?"

"Huh? You fucking dare to play Fizz? Dare to challenge your K God's Tristana with Fizz? You can go search for who the kill leader was in the 2015 LPL Spring Split?"

"It's me! Do you understand?!"

"Okay, okay! Give it a try! I can allow you to bring a barrier!"

In a 1v1 room, Di Wu instantly locked in the Little Fishman.

Both sides chose to head straight to the middle lane, and this familiar duel brought the battle night at Dazhi Manor to a climax.

The popularity of Da Zi's live stream reached over 30 million, a truly staggering number.

The streamer immediately changed the title of his livestream: "Gnik the Little Fishman is feeding Lau K fish!"

At the start, Lao K's Tristana managed to put up some pressure with her long range, but Di Wu wasn't in a hurry. Once Tristana learned her E skill, she couldn't control the lane.

Moreover, this match is in the mid lane, where the lane is relatively short. Starting from level three, LaoK will have a hard time. As long as Xiaoyu Qs in, he can use AW, Electrocute, and E to get back.

The most classic combo is that his hands are somewhat out of control, repeatedly giving the little fish man opportunities to come up and wear him down.

Di Wu was enjoying himself, playing with Lao K back and forth. Lao K, who initially had the advantage, gradually sensed that the water temperature was not right.

Many times it seemed that Di Wu could come back to save himself, or even kill himself. But...
He still chose to retreat and create space.
Lao K gradually sensed something was wrong during this match. Chicken Nick!? Was he waiting to reach level six before killing him?!

The moment a golden light appeared on Fizz, Diwu used his E to move forward and landed a Q on Tristana's face. The instant his AW Electrocute was applied, LaoK was the first to flash away and create distance.

Di Wu's backhand R hits the small cannon.
At this moment, K's Tristana has W and is also equipped with a fish.
As if sensing a call from fate, Lau K wasn't trying to prove himself; he simply wanted to tell everyone...
Tristana's W can actually control and negate Fizz's ultimate!
Just as the shark was about to bite, it leaped behind its own turret, and the barrier on its body opened.
The shark leaped into the midst of the minions it had just encountered and snapped its jaws out! The cannon was ultimately knocked into the air and, along with the shark, ended up as food for the minions that had just spawned behind it.
???

"Holy crap? Seven ways to cook a fish?"

"Wait, you can feed fish to minions without teammates?"

"What exactly is Lao K trying to prove? Is he trying to prove that he's really bad at the game?"

"Hahahaha, a world-famous painting!! Oh my god, Gnik is so mean!"

"I hate it, I hate it so much!"

"Gnik definitely did it on purpose, using his ultimate ability on Fizz at the end? He just wanted to humiliate my K God!"

Lao K, who hadn't managed to counteract the W control, slumped into Wan Kun's seat, yelling, "Hohoho!!!"

"Hey"

"Garlic, garlic, K God! Let me kill some for you!"

Di Wu couldn't hold back his laughter and chose to flash into the turret. That was enough; being solo killed by K God was enough to console Lao K.

"Don't do that! I want to beat you fair and square!"

Although he said that, he immediately went forward and used his Flash to attack the Fizz under the turret.

Upon hearing Lao K's words, Di Wu's lips curled up slightly: "Oh? You said it yourself?"

Just as Tristana's E was about to land on Fizz, Fizz used E to jump up and Ignite directly onto Tristana.

Land with a Q!

"ACE!"

"No, you son of a bitch? Di Wu!!!"

Lao K clenched his fists tightly. Didn't you say you'd let me kill you once?

"Didn't you say you didn't want it? I was wondering if you really didn't want it?" Di Wu blinked innocently.

The clarity in his eyes was just like that of a college graduate just starting their career!
That shows absolutely no sense of human relationships or social graces!
"You're the one who said you'd beat me fair and square, aren't you?"

hiss!
Lao K gasped, realizing he really couldn't say anything, since he had indeed said those words himself.

Di Wu immediately quit the game: "Brothers, I'll give you a second computer!"

The live chat is completely exploding.

"Hahahaha! Making fun of Lau K!"

"They're really treating Lauker like a toy!!"

"I hate it, I really hate it!"

Gnik: Was it fun? Let me ask you, were my fish having fun?!

"It's obvious that Gnik has been holding back for a long time!"

Chicken Bro: That feels good! Let's raffle off a computer to the guys!

He couldn't stand it anymore: "Lao K, you're not as good as me, let me do it!"

Upon hearing Lao Tai's words, Di Wu let out a long sigh.
These people... they won't let me off the hook unless they win a single game?

You want to wear down your physical and mental strength through a series of attacks, right?

But
Do they really think professional gamers are pushovers?
Di Wu couldn't help but smile. So what if it's a best-of-ten series?

Next, Di Wu truly fought his way from the Hundred Herbs Garden to the Three Flavors Study, a 1v3 battle against three tiger-toothed dogs.

Ten consecutive small matches, from the top lane to the middle lane, and then from the middle lane to the bottom lane.

This truly made the viewers in Da Zi's live stream realize what a damn world-class high school is all about!
"Holy crap, that's terrifying! Is this what a professional player is like?" "I should say Chicken Bro is terrifying, he looks like he could easily crush him?"

"I think I understand now. Taizi doesn't want to give away the computer, but LauK wants to give Gnik a best-of-one match to play with!"

"Or forget it, stop torturing your Chicken Bro!"

Di Wu rubbed his temples: "Is this really the last round?"

"Is this really the last 'hundred million'?"

Looking at Lao K's resolute eyes, Di Wu sighed: "You said the same thing ten minutes ago!"

"This is the last one!"

Lau K nodded firmly, and this time he pulled out his last bit of glory.

"Draven!!!"

After a moment's thought, Di Wu pulled out a Verus.

If it were a one-on-one duel between the two champions, they would definitely be one of the top teams in the entire League of Legends.

Diwu chose a Varus archer with armor penetration in this match. If he were just playing against LauK, he would even have some of Godv's style.

Draven lived up to his reputation as LauK's signature champion; the two sides traded blows intensely in the early game, and by level five, both were at half health.

The next wave of CET-6 exams is crucial!
Di Wu and Lao K were calculating the experience gained from the minion wave, but the next second...
Perhaps because the live stream had been going on for too long, the screen in front of Di Wu flickered.

"Huh? Holy crap? It's stuck!?"

Seeing the screen suddenly freeze, Di Wu frantically clicked the floor behind him with the mouse, trying to back away.

"Eh?"

The person behind him quickly spoke up: "It wasn't me, I didn't tamper with it. This computer cost 5 yuan, it was a set up by Frog Company!"

???

Frog computer?

Di Wu frowned. "Wait, you didn't give me the same model of computer, did you?"

Fortunately, the screen only froze for a moment and then immediately recovered, and Varus and Draven reached level six almost simultaneously.

Di Wu didn't dwell on the computer problem. The instant he learned his ultimate skill, just as he was about to R-flash and aim at Draven to make the first move, his mouse froze behind Varus. Then, the instant Varus flashed back, he unleashed his ultimate in the opposite direction!?

"Beep beep beep beep!"

The mouse kept making "beep beep beep" sounds. Seeing this, Lao K seized the opportunity and immediately used his ultimate skill to strike twice with his axe!

"ACE!"

“NNNNNNice!!!”

Lao K sprang up from Wan Kun's chair.

???

Di Wu stared at the black-and-white screen before him, and at the mouse that was beeping.
No, forget about the frog computer? Damn, is this some kind of peripheral for the cave owner?
Di Wu turned around and exchanged a glance with the "pervert".

Zitai laughed out loud: "No, I don't know, I didn't do it, it wasn't me, it's a coincidence, it's really just a coincidence!"

"Hey, you even made me flash in the opposite direction and use my ultimate in the opposite direction! You're really something, Da Zi, you're resorting to underhanded tactics when you can't win, huh?"

Frog PC, Cave Master Peripherals! I've got it all in my life!
Di Wu shook his head with a hint of helplessness: "Forget it, we've already beaten Lao K ten times, let him win this one!"

Don't let LaoK really make you depressed. He used to be an ADC player who could rival Uzi, and he was also a source of pride for our domestic ADCs!
Just as Di Wu got up to stretch, Lao K jumped over from the side.

"Your Draven, K God, isn't that awesome?!"

"Awesome! Awesome!"

"What did I tell you? You can't beat K's Draven no matter what you play. If I were three years younger, JKL would be called 'Little K' by everyone! Do you even know the significance of getting a pentakill against IG?"

Di Wu pursed his lips, which was why he didn't want to lose a single game.

With that mouth of a man named LauK, even if Thanos snapped his fingers and the whole world disappeared, there would still be a mouth in the void shouting: "Thanos isn't powerful anymore, I can crush him however I want!"

"Ugh, I need to rest, I'm really tired!"

The intensity wasn't particularly high in one night, but there were just too many matches.
In ancient times, there was the story of three heroes fighting Lü Bu at Hulao Pass; today, there is the story of three dogs cooking chicken at a banquet in Zimen!
"Okay, okay! Let's arrange with Uzi tomorrow to go to RNG's place for an event! Dazi's stream should be able to broadcast outdoor content then, right?"

Lao K stepped forward to showcase his connections, and directly called Uzi.

As soon as the name appeared in the live stream, the popularity soared again!

It's almost midnight, and the computers have all been used up, but the live stream still has over 40 million viewers.

At this point, Uzi had not appeared in public for a long time. He was not on RNG's roster for the Spring Split this year, and there was no news of a transfer. The Spring Split was over, but there was no sign of him returning to the team. After S9 last year, Uzi seemed to have disappeared without a trace.

Lao K's phone call also drew the attention of both Hei Zi and Bai Zi to Da Zi Manor.

"Hey?"

"K God? What's wrong?"

A long-lost voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hey Uzi~ What's up with the RNG event tomorrow? How about we go together? Gnik's in Shanghai, how about we grab some food before the event?"

Upon hearing Gnik, Uzi on the other end of the phone was taken aback; he was certainly familiar with the name.

After missing the Spring Split this year, Di Wu won the Spring Split and MSC championships consecutively, making him an absolute rising star right now.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but clench his fists.
"No problem! I'll book a villa for tomorrow, it'll be my treat. I'll see who's the best player in the LPL right now!"

"No, no, what number one? I just beat Draven!" K just smirked and smiled smugly.

what?
Was he...abused by K-God?

"You should cherish your friendship."

To put it bluntly, players of Di Wu's caliber these days are already doing well enough to have a solo match with you, let alone intentionally giving you a free win!
No wonder they're called the "Eating Brothers"! Gnik didn't flame anyone after last year's Summer Split; he has the same admirable character as his brother!

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(End of this chapter)