LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 136: He didn't treat Bin as an enemy, nor as a human being!
Bin gritted his teeth as he watched Di Wu stand up on the opposite platform.

If, if I ever had that opportunity, I would definitely be more imposing than Gnik in front of the camera!

Thinking of this, Bin straightened his back. At that moment, he vowed that he would never bend his steel-like back for anyone!

【Ding! 】

[The host's perfect performance even impressed Bin, who exclaimed "Master!" and was incredibly envious!! Indeed, a truly good performance is one that resonates with the audience!]

[Reward: 200 Comedy Points, 1 Hero Proficiency Points]

Even BinBin himself calls him an expert?
Oh no! I've become the source of Bin's evil. It's a pity that Bin only learned his innate pride, but couldn't acquire a comedic soul.

Today's lesson will be free for you, Chicken Bro!

To teach you how to be a good person, you must learn so-called humility!

"SN's tempo is on fire right now! Gnik's early-game impact is just too huge!"

The commentator, Remember, analyzed the current situation: "But Aphelios is having a great time right now, isn't he? Ezreal in the bot lane is barely getting any farm!"

Since LGD had a numerical advantage in the upper half of the bracket, Gala was the one who had to be sacrificed.

With the addition of the White Blade, Aphelios' tower-pushing ability is also quite good, and he managed to get three layers of plating in the bottom lane.

Huanfeng has become SN's source of reassurance at this moment.

"It's alright, let's just postpone it!"

"I have a big advantage in the bottom lane, Sofm, I think you can come to the bottom lane later and help us take down the first tower!" Snake had set his sights on the first tower.

It happened right at the point where the card's ultimate ability was on cooldown.

Moreover, in the last wave you had three Weaknesses, and if you come to the bottom half of the map again, Syndra and Lee Sin's fighting power is still very strong.

The combination of Titan's crowd control and Syndra's crowd control made SN's draft lineup a very good one.

Seeing this, Chashao in the rest room felt a little relieved. SN had been completely led by the nose by LGD's mid laner, Twisted Fate.

In fact, their lineup has a very strong ability to coordinate their ultimate abilities in the mid-game, making it easy to eliminate opponents first, especially when they have a jungle carry like Graves.

"It has to be a snake again?"

The SN team is not much different from its neighboring e-commerce team JDG; both of them have support players who are the brains of the team.

Both Green Hair and Snake are very experienced veterans. The ideal composition for a team is to have several talented newcomers in their ranks.

LGD simply opted to trade for the Rift Herald, and after securing it, they traded one of SN's towers in the top lane.

The pace slowed down slightly, and Gala fell far behind in this round.

Aphelios was leading by a full 1,500 points.

They also secured the first dragon, marking the peak of SN's mid and jungle duo.

At this moment, compared to the advantage of his bottom laner Huanfeng, Bin's expression gradually became a little strange.

Actually, he cares more about his own stats and his opponent's stats than the overall situation.

However, after the first two waves, Sofm completely changed his game strategy.

The fight in the upper half of the map is pointless. Ornn's tankiness makes him a strong initiator, and Syndra is a short-legged champion. Once she gets engaged on, she can't fight back at all.

The damage output is wasted on the sheep, so Graves can have a lot of fun.

"Chen Zebin, you'll have to take the pressure yourself! It's not easy to fight this one; we're having trouble dealing with this sheep right now!"

"..."

Bin didn't speak; he was somewhat speechless.

Resistant to pressure?

I, Sylas, am a counter to Rammus, and you expect me to be the one to withstand the pressure? Ornn, what a trash champion, and you expect me to be the one to withstand the pressure?

SN also completed the top and bottom lane swap, wanting to send Aphelios to attack the top lane tower. Bin, who was swapped to the bottom lane, was now standing in front of the first tower.

With about a minute left before the next dragon spawns, Bin only needs to stay alive.

If Aphelios in the top lane attacks and then switches to the mid lane to secure the lane, SN can take over the lane. SN is not incapable of engaging in this team fight.

only…

The card's ultimate skill is activated!

After confirming that Bin was unprotected, Diwu flew directly to the bush in front of the SN bottom lane's Golem and landed.

Peanut, along with his cat, surrounded them. Even with a tower in the bottom lane, Ornn's tankiness made it easy for him to overpower Sylas.

"JinNick! His mid-jungle synergy with Peanut is probably the best in the LPL, right?" Cat Emperor in the commentary booth couldn't help but nod.

LGD's mid-jungle lineup might be at a disadvantage in 2v2 mid-jungle clashes at this stage, but Diwu and Peanut are too good at finding opportunities.

Another four-man gank on the bottom lane!

The moment Bin saw Di Wu land behind him, he realized that he was probably going to fall again.

"Moo!"

A sheep's bleat came through the headphones, and Ornn unleashed his first ultimate ability, using a yellow card to immobilize Sylas as Twisted Fate flanked from behind.

In the second segment, the sheep knocked Sylas into the air, and Peanut took him down with two shots.

"Ugh, how am I supposed to play this? I can't farm any minions at all!"

"I can't eat thread!"

Looking at the black and white screen in front of him, Bin couldn't help but feel his breathing become rapid.

Sofm was a little puzzled: "Are you alright? Go ahead! As long as you don't die, that's all that matters. If I can't eat it, I won't. Right now, I'm definitely protecting Aphelios!"

What really bothers Bin isn't that he can't farm the lane, but that he can't farm in front of Ornn.

Why should a sheep be so unapproachable that I can't even glance at it?
This is such a trash hero that I look down on! If his teammates hadn't kept coming to gank him, I could have easily crushed him in the top lane.
Bin couldn't help but feel a bit of pressure. He picked Sylas hoping to achieve the same dominance in the top lane as TheShy and Khan.

Taking Conte seriously, who could have imagined this outcome?

"We have a big advantage in the bottom lane, Chen Zebin, don't rush, just play slowly! You can also steal the goat's ultimate in the late game."

Snake comforted Bin, and it was only through the experience of a seasoned veteran like Snake that Bin's young heart could be soothed.

Actually, Bin is quite lucky. He was able to meet a support player like Snake with a good personality right from his debut, not to mention Angle and Sofm.

Especially Sofm, who used to be on the same team as Krystal, is very tolerant of his teammates.

If this were a player like Ming, who is extremely demanding about the game's content...

I can't even imagine dying like this several times in a row. Forget about reviewing the game, Ming would just start trash-talking Bin during the match.

"This wave of deaths is quite crucial. The dragon pit will be positioned ahead of time, so SN should probably avoid trading the dragon for gold!"

Just as Remember said, SN decisively chose to trade resources, while LGD took the bottom lane tower and the dragon.

The difference is that Lee Sin and Graves are gradually widening the gap in jungle clearing speed, and the economic disparity in the mid lane is also widening.

SN has now completely pinned its hopes on Aphelios, and in just fifteen minutes, LGD has gained a lead of over 3,000 gold.

Although he has the advantage of farming gold with the card's passive ability, Peanut's lead over his opponent has reached a full 2,200.

"I think the next dragon is going to be fought!"

Even though Aphelios is a late-game champion, Huanfeng clearly felt the pressure.

Bin gave away too much, and with Ornn on the enemy team in the late game, he wasn't sure he could hold on.

The next dragon will appear around the 19-minute mark. After taking down two turrets, you'll be able to get an Infinity Edge and a Split Bow. Then, you can upgrade your melee DPS to red/white and green/white. This will be your strongest push yet.

The key point is the comparison: Gala's Ezreal had a tough time this game, and he probably won't be able to get the Manamune after the next dragon.

Approaching the third dragon, the dragon soul for this match is a water dragon soul.

Di Wu had also taken out his cannon early on. The equipment for the card was relatively cheap, and he could even buy an extra Sheen. The stopwatch in the runes was also ready.

LGD will also have to engage in this team fight, especially with Graves' equipment: Youmuu's Ghostblade, Warrior's Jungle Item, and two Long Swords.

He opted for a more aggressive build, as the team now needs him to deal more damage.

LGD took the initiative by pushing the mid lane and secured vision of the Xiaolongkeng river.

Di Wu was pushing the bottom lane. He had switched to a spellbook and pulled out an Exhaust spell. At that moment, his summoner spells were Ghost and Exhaust.

SN, led by Snake, gradually pushed towards the Dragon Pit position.

"The bot lane Twisted Fate is still pushing, he's under a lot of pressure! Chen Zebin! Why don't you try stealing Ornn's ultimate to initiate?" Snake glanced at Di Wu, who was starting to attack the bot lane tower.

With cannons in hand, Di Wu's card-based tower-destroying speed is incredibly fast, and he plays like a complete novice.

He's using jungle resources to stall SN. He's not in a hurry anyway. Twisted Fate can attack the bottom lane's second tower first. SN's losses in minions and towers are completely wasted.

Bin also directly stole Ornn's ultimate. Sofm positioned himself in the river, pushing LGD's players towards the bottom lane while simultaneously starting to attack the dragon, determined to force Twisted Fate to come over first.

"I'll use my ultimate to scare them away! Or we can just eat the dragon!" Bin raised his hand and called for sheep in the river.

however…

A card appeared above the heads of the SN players, and Di Wu immediately chose to place the card at the entrance to the bottom river from his own blue buff.

Upon seeing the card's landing effect, Bin immediately exclaimed, "Look at the card! I'm pushing the card!"

His second ultimate move, with a bit of anticipation, headed towards where the card would land.

Angle had already thrown a ball with his W ability at the feet of the card that was about to land, preparing to follow up with Bin's ultimate for further control.

If that's the case, they could easily kill the cards first.

While everyone's attention was focused on Twisted Fate, Ornn unleashed his ultimate ability.

"Mou!!"

"What's Card doing? Why did it land here! It's dangerous, will it get killed instantly?" Lau K frowned when he saw this.

What is Chicken Nick doing?
Even if Syndra dominates the lane early on, she's still Syndra! She still has her ultimate to target you. Her landing position should either be behind you or near her teammates. How can she be so arrogant as to land right in someone's face?
Bin's Ornn's second hex went straight towards the landing spot of Twisted Fate's ultimate, while Huanfeng's newly acquired green and white blades simultaneously unleashed a green blade Q towards the landing spot of Twisted Fate.

Faced with SN's numerous skill-based welcome, Di Wu's lips curled up slightly.

"bin!!!"

The moment the card landed, a golden light shone on it, instantly dodging Bin's counterfeit sheep, and Syndra's E was also avoided by the invulnerability.

???

A golden statue lands on the ground!!
Damn it! ?
Before the audience could even get excited, Flandre's sheep headed straight for Huanfeng. Huanfeng didn't immediately use Flash, as he still had teammates nearby, and LGD's lineup wasn't a big threat to him. However, the Titan, who was knocked up head-on, was already struggling to hold on.

The double marksman lineup of Graves and Ezreal immediately reduced his health by more than half, and Peanut's smoke bomb blocked Aphelios's immediate output.

"Focus on me! Don't rush, my damage output is very, very high!" Huanfeng said confidently.

This lineup is designed to be played casually, but how could Bin possibly be so obedient? He used his E to walk right up to the invulnerable Twisted Fate.

This position is for a solo fight between myself and Twisted Fate. In a solo fight, Sylas can easily beat Twisted Fate by getting right up to him.

"Huh? What? Brother Bin! Have you gone crazy?" Di Wu was stunned for a moment.

Bin, this is…

Did you think you were easy prey? It's okay, Bin...

I didn't even consider you a human being!
The moment his invulnerability ended, the rest of SN were all around Huanfeng, covering his retreat and repositioning. Only Sylas came right up to his face.

In the instant that Bin was weakened, Di Wu instantly drew a yellow card, activated Sprint, and completely ignored Sylas in front of him, launching a forward cannon and locking onto Aphelios who had just used a smoke grenade.

The moment the yellow card hit, Gala's Ezreal ultimate was combined with Graves' ultimate.

boom!
Even though Huanfeng's Purify was incredibly fast, the AOE from both ultimate abilities was only a matter of moments, leaving the fragile Aphelios with only a third of his health remaining.

???

"We can't fight anymore, let's go!" Huanfeng's heart skipped a beat. How could this Graves' damage be so high?

With low health, Snake immediately used her ultimate on Graves. Flandre used her W to remove the crowd control effect. Although Graves was knocked up, Gala, whose passive was fully activated, had already finished off Nautilus with a Q. Graves' Yuumi Grimoire Finale was immediately activated!
"We can keep up, we're both in great shape!"

Diwu's first landing with his invulnerability skill baited out many of SN's skills, and Syndra was also out of E immediately, giving Graves a very comfortable output space for the first wave.

As soon as the second card in his hand was drawn, and it flew towards Syndra, Angle used Flash to pull back, but Graves and Ezreal chased after him with their E abilities, and Gala used AQ again!

Di Wu's cannons were already ready: "We can still chase them. I felt like they were all dead. I sprinted!"

The moment the next card was drawn, Huanfeng felt a sense of suffocation; this card…

Does he have Flash on him?!
"Go! Go quickly, Huanfeng!"

Sofm kicked the Graves away, and W Mo Huanfeng tried to retreat. Bin, despite being weakened, dealt a combo to Twisted Fate that barely hurt him. Twisted Fate had the Ghost effect and even managed to dodge Sylas's E.

All that's left on the front line are Aphelios and the Blind Man, and the next yellow card has already been played.

"Ding!"

Huanfeng immediately used Flash to retreat, but... the cannon's yellow card still hit him.

Gala seemed to be playing Kai'Sa, with the next E followed by Flash and damage, and Flandre even Flash-E'd right into Aphelios's face.

Finished!

Huanfeng's heart skipped a beat. Gala used a Q to apply the slow effect of Iceborn Gauntlet, and Ornn followed up with another Q from Twisted Fate.

At this point, the blind man appears pale and powerless.

"Triple kill!"

"GALA triple kill? Aphelios is down!! At this point, cards with cannons are just too powerful!"

I remember feeling a bit parched and disgusted while watching it. The cards were like a piece of parchment, impossible to tear off or catch up with.

In these follow-up team battles, it's basically one card at a time; no one can escape.
In a corner where no one paid attention and no one cared about him, Bin, seeing that the situation was not good, chose to recall to base in the tri-bush in LGD's bottom jungle.

Di Wu didn't even glance at him, as if he didn't consider Bin Ge an enemy!
really…

He didn't treat Bin as an enemy, nor did he consider Bin as a human being.

With Sylas equipped with a full set of items, dealing with Time Warp cards is just a tickle, especially since Sylas was immediately weakened by Diwu.

Even when Bin's body started shaking from overclocking, Di Wu didn't even glance at him.

Am I even human? Am I even human?!

Bin screamed inwardly, pouting and tears welling in his eyes: "Why don't you hit me?"

"Why don't you even look at me?! Why do you only give yellow cards to others?"

He didn't break down even when he was caught, when his teammates said he didn't break down, or even when he was being tormented by sheep. But at this moment... facing Di Wu's indifference, he truly broke down.

. . . . . .

　It's back! A huge chapter!!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)