LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 137 "Go and please me!"

"Explosion!! SN! Vietnamese, run!!"

Lao K couldn't help but shout, "Only Sofm, that blind guy, is fast enough to run!"

The card didn't seem inclined to continue the pursuit, and LGD opted to take the dragon.

But... it has already exploded!

Having taken down two defensive towers in the early game, Aphelios, arguably in his strongest push, failed to land a single attack.

Get sheeped, then smoke bomb, get a yellow card, unknown AOE in team fight, and finally die from the next yellow card!
"Hahaha, this is ADC! Guys, it's Aphelios, the must-ban or must-pick champion in this patch!"

Lao K smiled with relief. This was exactly what he had thought.

So what if an ADC gets fed? This isn't an ADC meta at all. You think Aphelios is invincible just because you let him farm for a while?
A yellow card is shoved into your mouth, then some unknown area-of-effect attack, and you're gone!

Lao K looked at the comments, many of whom were criticizing Aphelios, a hero without mobility, as being inferior to Ezreal.

"Is Aphelios worse than Ezreal? Actually, they're about the same! Ezreal is slightly better at staying alive, but... the main thing this game is that you have to be on the same team as Gnik and play Ezreal!"

Even if the bot lane were to trade kills, there wouldn't be much suspense. Gnik's two early game plays against Sylas were crucial.

They completely destroyed Sylas!
The outcome of this game was no longer in doubt. Whether it was the dragon's tempo or the lane splitting strategy, once GALA got fed, SN had no chance to follow up.

LGD easily won the match in 32 minutes.

The official comments section was completely flooded with messages.

"Gnik! What are you doing?"

"They're being way too harsh on newcomers!"

"LGD! Is this the return of the kings?"

"I was worried they'd pull off a big upset in the Summer Split, but I didn't expect it to be this popular?"

"Guys, now we can really choose skins!!"

"Please don't choose that, go for the World Championship first, okay?"

On the player's stage, Di Wu rubbed his left eye, wondering if it was because he had been playing ranked games too late these past few days or because he had seen something unclean at Zita's house.

His eyes felt a little sore and swollen; he'd need to get some eye drops when he got back.

He slowly got up and walked to the opposite platform. The first person he saw was someone he knew all too well…

"Forgot after dawn," "LPL's No.1 UFC Boxer," "Administrator of the NoFap forum," "Weibo bragging king," "LPL's Big Bad Wolf," "President of the Faker Retirement Association," "Unyielding, tough, and unyielding."

Diwu draped his coat over his shoulders and walked behind Flandre.

When Bin shook hands with Flandre, his straight, rigid back and stubborn little mouth made it seem as if he was looking down on the loser.

Sure enough, Bin still can't forget about Bristleback!

Di Wu walked forward to Bin's side. At that moment, when young Bin felt Di Wu's gaze, his body almost immediately entered an overclocked battle state.

This is... a strong person!?

Just by standing in front of you, you already feel an overwhelming sense of power.

The moment Di Wu reached out his hand, Bin unconsciously took a half step back and then stopped.

who am I?
How can I back down at a time like this? I'm going to become the best man in the world. If I can't even face Gnik, how will I face any more opponents in the future?
At that moment, Bin straightened his 48k pure steel back and responded to Di Wu's outstretched hand.

Seeing this, Di Wu couldn't help but smile helplessly. It seemed that he hadn't reached the point where Brother B would have to bow to him.

He hadn't even had a chance to say anything like he had with Kanavi...

Bin had already spoken up.

"The future is mine!"

???

Di Wu was stunned. Yes, he was stunned!
From the moment he stepped onto this stage, when it comes to optimism and confidence, he is second to none.

But...today!
But he witnessed Bin's humor firsthand!
It's that kind of natural humor, that kind of humor that's ingrained in your very being, requiring no embellishment.

Now he's starting to believe it too. Do you think he doesn't know what Bin did on stage and what the audience and fans thought of him?
He was like that rebellious boy in junior high who would do anything to get attention. Even if you told him not to do something, he would do it anyway. He could still say these things to get Di Wu's attention, even in a moment like this.

"Hate me!" "I don't care what you think!"

Do you really think Bin doesn't care? Bin is just kidding you. He only doesn't care when things are going against him.

Whenever things go smoothly, my Bin's BB space will also benefit!
Di Wu showed no anger whatsoever. Why would an adult argue with a child?

Even in the later T1, Bin would never bow to Faker, but Faker would still bow out of respect. This is how adults do things; they are not even on the same level.

Faker will have Oner draping his jersey behind him, standing tall and not even glancing at Bin.

"Interesting?"

Di Wu said with a slight smile, "Keep trying!"

Ok?
Bin was stunned by Di Wu's words. He had obviously anticipated that Di Wu might be angry, but now...

He was about to speak again when Di Wu gently put his index finger to his lips: "Shh!!"

"Give it your all, try every possible method, and use every trick in the book..."

Go and please me!

"Use your less-than-glorious career to do everything you can to please me?" With that, Di Wu left only his back and walked towards Bin's teammates.

???

Bin's body trembled involuntarily for a moment. Gnik!?
To please...?

He gritted his teeth. What did Gnik think he was?

Di Wu's words were as if he were saying that Bin was just a minor opponent in Di Wu's professional career, someone who could be dismissed lightly and hardly make a ripple...

Even if you try your best and put in all your effort, it's just a small after-dinner activity.

"A less-than-stellar career!?"

Bin's lips were a little pale as he watched Di Wu's departing figure, which was still glowing with firelight...

So cool! So strong! No wonder you're my role model! This is the kind of person I want to be, Gnik, just you wait!
One day, I will step on your head and then repeat these words exactly as they were, thirty years ago now, thirty years later.

GALA had already walked up to me, her face still bearing that same pitiful expression, but this time…

A sharper look appeared on his face. He had heard the entire conversation between the two of them. Facing Bin, Ga Zi extended his hand, but showed no intention of bending down.

SKT will have Oner to face Bristleback in the future, and LGD will have GALA who won't tolerate Bin.

【Ding! 】

[This brilliant declaration had a huge impact on Bin's young mind. Faced with young Bin's provocation, he saw reality clearly again, realized the gap between them, and understood that he was the real challenger!]

[Reward: 200 Comedy Points]

After bowing to the audience in thanks, the five LGD players walked onto the stage and returned to the arena to pack up their peripherals.

A staff member nearby reminded Di Wu, "Gnik, this is your post-match interview!"

The MVP of this match goes without saying; it goes to the Twisted Fate mid laner who carried the entire early game tempo.

In the post-match interview area.

"Welcome everyone to the post-match interview! Hello everyone! I'm your host, Xiran, and next to me is GNIK, the mid-laner from LGD! Say hello to everyone!"

After a brief self-introduction, Xi Ran got straight to the point.

"Congratulations to LGD on securing their first win of the Summer Split. How will it feel to play your first match back after the MSC break?"

"Yeah, maybe a little bit! It feels completely different from the Spring Split regular season! After all, the Spring Split was something else for me..."

Di Wu couldn't help but recall when he first came to LGD, when LGD truly had one foot on the edge of a cliff.

now
Di Wu looked up at the ceiling of the venue at a 45-degree angle.
"Having been entrusted with a mission by the water ghosts, I am now ordered to disband!"

"Four bars and eight points in a row, seven points lost in conversation!"

It was thanks to Di Wu's undefeated record that they secured a playoff spot, which gave the later-added Flandre a chance to shine.

As for why it's a 7 out of 10 score? Because LGD is optimistic enough!

Even the most optimistic audience members couldn't help but shed tears when they recalled the Spring Split.

"Waaah! Don't mind him, Chicken Bro!"

"From G-Emperor to G-Brother, no one knows how much suffering Gnik endured!"

"Gnik's comeback behind this is something none of us can see, is it?"

"Everyone says he's talented, but didn't he make a name for himself last year? It's all thanks to my brother Chicken's hard work!"

"I didn't cry, I just got a 98k rifle in my eye!"

"Promise me you'll achieve great results in the World Championship, okay?"

"Prime Minister! There's no need for the Northern Expedition in the Summer Tournament! Return to the old capital!!!"

Xi Ran, standing next to her, blinked rapidly. She hadn't expected to see a live performance of "The Master's Appearance".
However, winning the Spring Season and MSC championships can truly be considered a successful return to the old capital after a northern expedition!
Di Wu may indeed be quite confident, but my brother Ji has never lied to anyone!

My brother Chicken's way of ninja is to do what he says!

Since the news of Uzi's retirement came out, many haters and neutrals have felt a sense of loss. Well, now that's good, Chicken Bro is here to professionally accommodate heartbroken haters and neutrals.

With Di Wu's presence, the LPL has become even more interesting.

"Today, we saw Gnik talking a lot when he shook hands with the SN players. I wonder what you guys were talking about?"

Xi Ran's next question made Di Wu smile. He wondered if Bin's young mind could handle the shock he brought.

"I chatted with Sofm for a bit! After all, we were K's former teammates!"

Ok?
Bin, who was in the lounge, frowned upon hearing Di Wu's words. "No, you only greeted Sofm, but you talked to me more, didn't you? Why didn't you mention me?!"
why!
They completely ignored me during the competition, and they wouldn't even mention my name in interviews!
Am I not human? Am I even human?

Bin's sensitive inner door was also pushed open. Di Wu's cold attitude towards him was completely unacceptable to him. After all, he was a super rookie from LDL.

Therefore, passive-aggressive behavior is unacceptable; even Bin couldn't tolerate it!
"???"

Sofm was completely baffled; Lau K had definitely saved Gnik's life.

Last year, Gnik tolerated his antics for six months, and even continued to generate buzz and attention for him.
Chicken Bro! Great, no further explanation needed!!
Indeed, compared to Chicken Bro's personality, he is truly remarkable.

Sofm glanced at Bin for a moment, thinking to himself, "DiWu is practically LGD's god of responsibility! Even in abstract situations, he has a good balance of tension and relaxation!"

Hey ~
Bin is indeed talented, but I don't know if he'll be more mature in a couple of years. But I probably can't wait that long!
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(End of this chapter)