LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 211 "The funny me is gone forever, I'll never laugh and joke again!"

"GALA is going all out! Without Aphelios's damage, they can't kill this Clockwerk!?"

"FPX is going to explode!"

Guan Zeyuan opened his mouth as he watched the replay on the big screen.
fast!
It's too fast. Flandre's first wave was already a bit out of sync.

But LGD's mid and support players caught up too quickly!

In particular, Gnik flashed forward to prevent the ball from being pulled away, even though it put him in a position where he was surrounded by FPX.

However, it only deals damage from Viktor and doesn't have a force field.

Killing this clockwork is still too difficult!

Once the stopwatch was turned on, GALA's harvesting scene began.

This wave is over.
LGD also took down the second Vanguard.
"squeak!"

The mid-lane vanguard was immediately summoned, and after crashing into the first tower, it even crashed into the second tower.

Doinb alone couldn't defend it well, and the loss of the mid-lane tower was mainly due to its significant strategic importance.

Moreover, a champion like Nidalee is too agile for Xiaotian's Hecarim, and she can clear jungle camps very quickly.

After the first tower in the middle lane fell, FPX's jungle began to fall.

By the time the third dragon spawned, all of FPX's first towers had already been destroyed.

The second turret in the bottom lane even had half its health taken down, giving LGD a significant vision advantage.

Niu Guli was actually a bit powerless in this game. Di Wu made his first move too early, and when three people tower-dived him in the top lane, he had no room to maneuver at all.

My current equipment isn't tanky enough, especially since Kai'Sa just got a quadra kill and is already very fed.

Kai'Sa can take down tank champions like herself too quickly, and a fed Orianna already has her Seraph's Embrace.

With the shield still active, dealing with Clockwerk is quite difficult.

Once again, Xiaolong's vision was blocked, and Diwu was still blocking the entrance to the dragon pit.

This is different from the position of Baron. If LGD were to attack Baron like this, FPX would have a chance to steal it from above the Baron pit.

But there was nothing this little dragon could do; it couldn't even see a glimpse of him.

Doinb gradually realized that something was wrong. If things continued like this, even if his Ornn could get the items, things would get worse.

However, Orianna and Kai'Sa developed too quickly, and the dragon's pace was also very fast. In less than 24 minutes, LGD was about to get the Dragon Soul.

Fire Dragon Soul, a clockwork that develops ahead of its time.
Di Wu's ultimate move can be described as devastating!
Furthermore, for their fourth dragon, they should maintain good vision control and then use the Clockwork's ball to rush the dragon.

"Shall we gank this Orianna? He's trying to take the bottom lane's second turret!"

Doinb signaled to ping the enemy after finishing off the dragon and then went to the bottom lane's second turret to attack the turret's Orianna.

In eighteen minutes, Di Wu suffered a total of 196 stab wounds.

They've already taken down two turrets, their development is incredibly advanced, and if they take down this bottom lane second turret too...

He's going to get his golden body when he gets home. With the golden body and the Seraph's Shield, Clockwork is already a tough opponent.

In the last team fight, I managed to withstand three ultimate abilities without killing him. If he had invulnerability, he would be even harder to kill later.

Doinb, along with his jungler and support, and Nuguri in the lane, all focused their attention on Diwu.

"His Flash was just a little short! I feel like he could get the kill?"

Niu Guli also pinged his ultimate skill. He could use his ultimate skill first. Since Orianna didn't have Flash, his teammates could easily kill her if they came closer.

“Call me Da! Niu Guli!” Doinb also communicated with Niu Guli in Korean.

Ornn stepped forward, and Diwu also sensed something was wrong. He immediately retreated to create space around the defensive tower.

Ornn raised his horn and cried out, "Go, ram!"

In the narrow pass of the jungle near FPX's second tower, Xiaotian activated Hecarim's Sprint and E skill, rushing towards Di Wu without stopping.

Di Wu used his E ability to attach himself to the target, mitigating some of the damage from Ornn's first ultimate. He then used his QW combo to control the ball at the entrance of the pass.

Doinb and Liu Qingsong turned around almost simultaneously, but Orianna's W still slowed them down.

"Brother Chicken, I'm on my way! Can you hold on?"

"I have a shield!"

Keria quickly spoke up, and Niu Guli's ultimate move was already crashing towards Di Wu.

Orianna's ultimate ability instantly coiled up. Xiaotian then raised his hand and used his ultimate ability to cancel it out, flying forward and connecting with Orianna, who had been knocked up by Ornn's ultimate ability.

Orianna's ultimate skill swept Doinb and Liu Qingsong, blocking their follow-up, and Guan Yu kicked him in the face.

Ornn followed up with damage, and the two focused their fire on Diwu without even managing to proc the Seraph's Embrace.

"I feel like we can turn the tide! I'm on my way!"

GALA finished pushing the mid lane first and was already heading towards the bottom lane. Flandre's Teleport was also lit up on the minions behind Diwu.

"Hurry up and kill them, I have a lantern!"

Liu Qingsong flashed forward, passed a lantern to Doinb behind him, and then used a hook to aim at the Clockwerk in front of him.

Diwu turned around and made a small movement, dodging Thresh's crucial hook.
He then immediately followed up with a QW combo at his feet, accelerating himself while slowing down the Centaur and Ornn around him.

Doinb immediately lit the lantern and launched an attack, using the force field to block Diwu's retreat while simultaneously unleashing an E laser. Clockwerk, seeing the force field behind him, immediately turned around and, with a tiny, precise lateral twitch, deflected Viktor's laser.

However, Viktor's QR locked onto him, and Orianna finally broke through the shield of Seraph's Embrace passive.

"Wow? They can't kill it, can they?"

Liu Qingsong's lips twitched slightly. Why is this clockwork so hard to kill?
He felt like he'd seen this scene somewhere before.
In S6, Faker's Orianna single-handedly dodged all of the enemy's skills in the top lane of SKT!
And with the Archangel's Shield, Viktor's damage seems to be far too low!
The next second, a golden shadow rushed up from behind Di Wu. Keria used a quick E to cast a shield on Di Wu, and at the same time, Guardian was activated and Aegis of the Legion was activated.

On the clockwork, the next E was attached to itself.

With four layers of shields, a large section of white shield appeared on Clockwork's health bar.

???

"Huh? The Great White Shield of Despair!"

"Keria taunted four people, lifting up Doinb's Viktor, who also didn't have Flash!"

In the distance, a black and white ink painting style Kai'Sa flew from the side and landed on Doinb's face.

The moment the plasma was activated, Doinb's Viktor was taken out first.

The crocodile next to the minion wave had already teleported in and landed. The crocodile then activated its ultimate.
E enters the crowd, and an AW pins down Centaur.

GALA moved while auto-attacking, and Orianna used QW to secure the kill on Centaur.

Thresh and Ornn can't escape Kai'Sa.

"Triple Kill!"

Clockwerk triple kill achieved!

"No damage output? Viktor was immediately intercepted by Orianna's ultimate, there's nothing he can do, Viktor's Flash was way too late!"

The big screen began to replay FPX's initial attack.

Remember to nod silently, while Guan Zeyuan beside him analyzed the current situation: "Wow? Brother Chicken's clockwork is really too old!"

"He placed the ball directly at the intersection, knowing that Doinb had used Flash in the last wave and couldn't Flash to follow up, preventing Doinb from getting through and dealing damage immediately! Moreover, when I used my ultimate, Hecarim had to use his ultimate, which also caused Hecarim's ultimate and Ornn's ultimate to overlap to some extent!"

"With Seraph's Shield on him, he's really not afraid at all, Chicken Bro! And Kai'Sa is so important this game! After clearing the mid lane, the side lanes can provide support immediately!"

The large screen at the scene showed Di Wu in slow motion how he first dodged Liu Qingsong's flash hook, then turned around to avoid being slowed down by the force field, and then turned sideways to avoid Doinb's laser.

After several key skills missed, Rakan arrived in time, his E shield combined with the Locket of the Iron Solari and Orianna's own E was ready.

With four layers of shields, you're practically invincible!

At this moment, the director focused the camera on Di Wu in front of the battle stage. Di Wu's face was devoid of any emotion, as if he were a death god taking lives.

The audience was completely ignited.

"The new year is even more terrifying for Chicken Bro! Can you feel it?"

"The Undying Demon King has arrived!?"

"This is truly all-around, without any weaknesses, the only S+!"

"Chicken Bro has evolved again! It's terrifying!"

"Is this the featherless chicken? Chicken Bro... he definitely doesn't have any feathers!!" "That's terrifying, Gnik!"

"Chicken Bro: I've gone bald, but I've also become stronger!"

Even Keria, the person involved, couldn't help but feel a little terrified after seeing this.

That’s right! It’s just right!

That's how he personally sent me out of the World Championship last year!
"Huh? No way! If I'm not there, Kai'Sa will definitely get there first, right?"

After this wave of fighting, the person who felt the worst wasn't any of the other FPX members, but LWX!

My buddy was farming minions in mid lane when all his teammates died!
The key issue is that I'm an Aphelios myself.

Even if you're at a disadvantage in the early game, there's no need to rush. Otherwise, why pick Aphelios?

This game... seems to be nearing its end?
A quadra kill on Kai'Sa, a triple kill on Orianna!

After being caught by FPX in the first wave, this Kai'Sa went on to get 5 kills.

Kai'Sa is difficult to deal with, and then there's also a super fed Orianna.

In the end, FPX's bottom lane second turret was still taken down by Orianna. You wanted to take the second turret without killing us?

what!?
Steak, sitting in the FPX lounge, covered his face with one hand. "It's over! This game has completely deviated from our initial draft strategy."

It's impossible to drag the game into the late game; once it gets going, Orianna becomes invincible.

It's not like the days when Kassadin's level 16 would cause the enemy base to explode anymore.

it's over!
In the end, thanks to the outstanding performance of LGD's two carries, LGD secured the Fire Dragon Soul and Baron Nashor in 28 minutes, ending the game with a single offensive push.

"Congratulations to LGD! They've won this match! A perfect LGD-style victory, relying on Gnik's ability to set the pace and his performance in team fights. This is probably LGD's favorite way of playing!"

Guan Zeyuan nodded. LGD's favorite way of playing is to take control of the game by relying on Gnik's advantage in the lane. Even though GALA suffered a bit in the early game, he still managed to develop in the mid-game.

"It seems like Chicken Bro's form is still terrifying this round?"

Remember to look at the 1-0 scoreline; the damage panel will also appear.

Di Wu alone dealt 36,000 damage in this game. In team fights, the Clockwerk standing in front was like a wall. One Clockwerk controlling a ball could endlessly kite and poke.

Especially when it comes to jungle resources, Di Wu really knows how to position himself to make things difficult for FPX.

"A standard middle-finger mid-laner! Then there's probably no doubt he'll be the MVP of this match."

Almost without any suspense, Di Wu was selected as the MVP of this game.

The fact that the referees gave GALA in the bottom lane a vote is not a big deal!
The two commentators couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Is this really LGD?
LGD's dynasty is really coming! This is FPX! The S9 champions, and they've even strengthened their roster with Nuguri, the top laner who was known for his versatility after their defeat at last year's World Championship!

This version was actually a bit delayed, and the pace became longer.

There was no chance of speedrunning if we didn't have the era of 1557.

This version allows for a prolonged development phase, enabling the game to end in just 28 minutes, which is a remarkably fast match duration even in the LPL region, which is known for its aggressive playstyle.

Right now, only IG and LGD can do it!

In FPX's rest area, Steak looked at Niu Guli with a complicated expression.

Did FPX buy nuggets but forget to get the instruction manual?
Why does it seem like Niu Guli had a rather difficult time this time around?

Is this the only path that top LCK top laners have to take to come to the LPL?
Being subjected to military training is commonplace!

"It's okay, it's okay. I feel like we still need more time to work things out," Doinb said, pursing his lips with a hint of helplessness.
It doesn't seem to be the result I expected.

The differences are even quite significant!

"Good luck in the next match! Let's get C for Niu Guli! Try playing in the top half of the bracket! Suppress Flandre!"

Steak let out a long sigh of relief and looked at Niu Guli and Xiao Tian.

Both of them nodded.

In this second game, FPX focused on the top lane, aiming to give Nuguri an advantage in the laning phase and then have Tian help Nuguri.
Niu Guli and Xiao Tian are like fire and flame retardant, respectively.

They were a natural mismatch, and their tower dive was quite ugly, perhaps due to language barriers.

The two players seemed to be without voice chat when they tower-dived in the top lane.

Flandre easily countered his maneuver, and his extremely ugly tower dive actually allowed Flandre to get a double kill.

After this tower dive, the game is practically over.

Xiao Tian and Niu Guli's mentality completely collapsed.

Strong teams like LGD don't give you much leeway for mistakes; once you make a mistake, you basically have no chance left.

LGD once again speedrunned the game within 30 minutes.

"I'm a little surprised. This match is actually 2-0?" Ji De looked at Guan Zeyuan beside him.

Guan Zeyuan's lips curled up slightly, a somewhat sly smile on his face: "Both are S+ teams under Teacher Miller, which was more surprising, TES being swept 2-0 by SN in the last match or LGD's 2-0 victory over FPX in this match?"

???

"Don't stir up trouble for Top Esports!" Remember replied with a forced smile.

Little did they know.
In Top Esports' supertopic, the two official commentators have already been placed on the kill list.

The MVP of the second game was awarded to Flandre in the top lane, which was a bit of a surprise.

When he goes one-on-one against Nuguri, it's very difficult for Nuguri if he gets a hero that can suppress him.

But for some reason, whenever Xiaotian came to tower dive, the two of them seemed to be stabbing themselves with a knife.

I was about to get completely dominated by Nuguri in lane, but suddenly both of them fed.

When his teammates arrived, Niu Guli was completely unable to play.

This game was won much more easily than Flandre had imagined.

The chat in the official live stream was filled with comments about Flandre being the MVP, and people were even more surprised.

"Flandre: I didn't do anything! FPX's top and jungle players kept stabbing themselves in the back!"

"Would you call this a forced MVP?"

"Even Chicken Bro didn't expect that, despite his plan to win two consecutive MVPs, the opposing team would just give Flandre one away!"

"It's so ugly! Is it because of the language barrier? It feels like Xiaotian and Niuguli aren't using voice chat!"

The official live stream also showed footage of the interview area on the field afterwards.

"Welcome everyone to the post-match interview! Hello everyone! I'm your host, Yu Shuang. Today, we have invited Gnik, the mid-laner from LGD! Gnik, would you like to say hello to everyone?"

"Hello everyone, I'm Gnik from LGD!"

Di Wu bowed slightly to the audience, and cheers erupted from the crowd.

"No more chickens! Give me back the flower of Huangni Village!"

"Brother Chicken! Well done!"

"LGD's dynasty has begun!!"

Di Wu smiled politely, and Yu Shuang didn't directly discuss the competition with him at this moment.

Instead, he looked at Di Wu's short, round hair.
"Gnik also changed to a brand new short hairstyle this season. I wonder what the meaning is?" Yu Shuang asked curiously.

Di Wu didn't think too much about it and nodded calmly: "I guess it's a new look for the new season?"

"My family also told me that a mature man should get a short haircut at least once!"

Di Wu suppressed his smile, picked up the microphone seriously, and began to speak in a solemn tone.
"Also indicates"

"From today onwards, the comedic me is gone forever!"

"I'll never laugh and joke around again!"

"I will grow into a mature player!!"

Di Wu nodded firmly, his eyes revealing a resolute look.

Not to mention the audience, Aunt Yu Shuang, who was standing next to Di Wu, was the first to break down.
"Hahaha!!"

???

Di Wu looked at Yu Shuang beside him in surprise. "No? Am I being so unconvincing?"
Is it because my credit score is not high enough?
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(End of this chapter)