LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!
Chapter 212 "I will defeat all opponents who stand in the way of LGD establishing a dynasty!&qu
Chapter 212 "I will defeat all opponents who stand in the way of LGD establishing a dynasty!"
【Ding! 】
This is what true humor is! Subtle humor is the highest form of comedy!
[Reward: 200 Comedy Points, 2 Hero Proficiency Points]
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I'm not just a buddy, I'm genuinely preparing to become a mature man.
The carefree, laughing days are gone forever!
Next, I will transform into the Demon King of LPL and rule this competition!
"Haha, congratulations again to LGD on securing their first win of the Spring Split. How do you feel about your performance in the new season today?" Yu Shuang suppressed her laughter and looked at Di Wu.
"Hmm! Today's performance was alright, wasn't it? It was a pretty good start! Because there have been a lot of changes in the version this year, and it's a new lineup, we'll get used to it gradually!" Di Wu said in a very official tone.
When the topic of roster changes came up, Aunt Yu Shuang naturally brought up Keria, who plays the support role this year!
"What do you think of Keria's performance today? How would you rate it?"
"You seem to have a lot of talent for playing this game, don't you? I'd give him a perfect score for his performance today. Keep it up!" Di Wu replied with a slight smile.
Yu Shuang was taken aback. A young man?
Why does Brother Chicken sound more and more like an old man when he talks?
He seems to be less than nineteen years old.
Does changing your hairstyle really make a big difference?
"The audience members who came to watch the game today were very enthusiastic. Is there anything you would like to say to them?"
Upon hearing Yu Shuang's question, the audience below the stage erupted in cheers.
"Chicken Bro! Slit your throat and stick out your tongue! Chicken Bro!!"
"Direct the traffic, Autobots!"
"Let LGD be great again!!"
Upon hearing the shouts from the nearby audience, Di Wu almost lost his composure!
Sorry, my fans!
I've decided to become a more mature player!
"Thank you all for your support. First, I'd like to wish everyone a Happy New Year in advance! And then..."
"Although the roster has changed this year, I'm still here, as long as I'm here!"
Di Wu straightened his head slightly, his lips slightly downturned, and slowly opened his mouth.
"I will defeat all opponents who stand in the way of LGD establishing a dynasty!"
"hiss"
Aunt Yu Shuang next to me had a slight twitch at the corner of her mouth. As a professional host, she was trained and would not laugh out loud unless she really couldn't hold it in.
She glanced at Nick the chicken beside her, and to put it bluntly...
Is there anyone who can make eye contact with Chicken Bro without bursting out laughing?
Although Brother Chicken's eyes were full of determination and seriousness, given Brother Chicken's reputation last year, everyone believed that Di Wu could do it.
But why do I feel like laughing a little?
【Ding! 】
Let LGD be great again! What we missed last year, we'll take back this year! Win the Spring Split and qualify for MSI, then go and win the MSI championship! Let LGD be great again!
[Reward: Random MSI champion mid-laner champion mastery level!]
Di Wu nodded silently. This was exactly what he wanted.
Last year, there were still quite a few people speculating about LGD's path to victory, probably because LPL won the championship and the finals were an LPL internal battle.
Many people feel that the MSC is not very prestigious, and even that it is not a competition officially recognized by Riot Games.
Even though this golden path was achieved, it was still not recognized by many veteran Hupu players, who even felt that LGD had simply taken advantage of a loophole.
Its value is even lower than that of the 19 G2.
Previously, when EDG and RNG won MSI, people said that MSI wasn't very prestigious. Now that LGD didn't win MSI, MSI is considered more prestigious.
Sure enough, the value of gold is a Schrödinger-like thing.
Since that's the case, then I'll just take them all again this year!
Upon hearing Di Wu's words, Lao K on the second route was the first to lose his composure.
"Brother Chicken lied to us again! Didn't he say that his comedic self was gone forever?"
"It feels like he's found a new way to amuse everyone now!"
When the official live stream showed a close-up of Di Wu, Lao K pressed the pause button but still stuck out his tongue.
"Hahahahaha!!"
"Anyone who can stare at Brother Chicken for ten seconds without laughing is a superhuman!"
In the live stream room of Lao K, the teacher in the chat also had something to say.
"Ten seconds? That's not that slow!"
"The Chicken Dynasty is here!!!"
"Brother Chicken is like Mona Lisa right now. Even though he's not smiling, you can't help but feel like he's smiling at you!"
"Anyone who can even make eye contact with someone is a god!"
After the opening match, Di Wu ran into the TES team as they finished their post-match interviews backstage.
This year's TES team is definitely highly anticipated. After adding Mark to their roster last year, they were already quite good.
However, they lost the opening match against SN, a team that isn't considered a particularly strong opponent this year.
And it was a 2-0 score, to be honest, the guys from Top Esports were completely stunned.
Guo Hao stood at the front of the line, looking at Di Wu with a meaningful gaze.
The smile on his face that he had when he bought Mark and took a photo with him at the entrance of the base was gone.
He glanced at Di Wu, then at his teammates behind him.
"Brother Chicken! You played well today!"
Guo Hao pursed his lips, feeling a little uncomfortable. Mark gave off a completely different vibe last year and this year.
He seriously suspected that LGD had only sold Mark to him, but not the Mark instruction manual.
Could it be that Gnik is the stronger one? Or perhaps Chicken Bro was the stronger one all along?
Last year, Mark still had Poppy to cover his shortcomings, but this year he's used up all his trump cards, and it doesn't seem to be working as well with TES.
The key point is that TES has invested quite a lot this year!
The champion support role is just one position in LGD, not a specific person.
Oh no, we've been totally scammed! TES really went all out this year, buying Mark at a high price, but their performance has been less than satisfactory.
Go for it, Top Bo!
Di Wu simply offered his blessings.
Last year, except for their last World Championship, Senior Le and Junior Tao met in the finals every time.
This year, Top Esports seems exhausted!
The older brother, standing behind, just smiled somewhat forlornly.
I don't know why, but it feels like TES is having a tough time this year.
Di Wu patted Guo Hao on the shoulder: "Don't worry! TES will create a legend!" They've already secured the title of that legendary TES lineup!
Upon hearing Di Wu's words, Guo Hao felt somewhat relieved.
It seems we need to get the players' mentality back in order first.
With the opening match over, there's already a subtle trend of a kill order being issued on TES's fan page.
However, the one who was killed was not the champion support player, but the top laner, 369!
SN may not be doing so well this year, but Bin's individual skill showed a trend of complete domination over 369.
In the few matches before the Lunar New Year, LGD won all of them with a five-game winning streak.
RNG, who are aiming for victory, and EDG, who are striking hard, are also undefeated. On the other hand, TES's 3-2 record is probably already quite good.
But their goal is to reach the highest and furthest! Not to mention comparing them to the defending champion LGD, they can't even compare to RNG and EDG right now.
If this continues, we'll be worse than pigs and dogs!
Guo Hao was quite anxious about this situation, especially since 369's performance was not good. The TES esports managers kept giving Guo Hao advice.
He also had the idea of finding a substitute for 69 in his heart!
The most popular LDL card-drawing teams right now
YM!
Guo Hao immediately thought that there are already three FMVPs, plus Xiaoming and Knight's YM!
Although Di Wu caused Piao Laoshi to lose a lot of money, YM's players this year are definitely attracting a lot of attention.
YM seems to have performed quite well in the LDL Spring Split this year?
Is their top laner their signature player? Guo Hao also vaguely remembers him; he's a chubby player with a very unique playstyle, only playing male heroes.
We can wait and see how things go in the Spring Split; if all else fails...
69!
Don't blame your father.
As the team manager, I also feel a lot of pressure!
The most surprising thing about the competition before the new year was RNG's return to the top. After Xiaohu switched to the top lane, especially after losing to LGD in the Demacia Cup, Xiaohu has transformed.
RNG established a system centered around Xiaohu, protecting him throughout the game. Wei, as a second-year rookie, also demonstrated his all-around abilities.
RNG seems to have found their way to win games, and EDG is even more so, with Scout and Viper's dual-carry lineup being the strongest point of stability.
Once the stage is set up for Viper, Viper can take over the game.
The top laner only needs to stabilize their lane and pass the ball to the bottom lane.
LGD, on the other hand, remained quite stable, still centered around Di Wu, and started a system of jungler and support roaming together.
Keria's arrival has greatly relieved the pressure on Peanut, who is actually quite old and his performance has declined somewhat.
But his sense of smell and awareness are still quite good, and with the help of the support, he is much more comfortable in the jungle.
Before the New Year, LPL was also known as the era of a three-way competition.
None of the three teams have ever lost a game!
The holiday given by LPL during the Chinese New Year was not very long, and Di Wu did not intend to go home. Instead, he went to Piao Laoshi's house to pay his respects for the New Year.
"Oh my, why are you being so polite? You really brought something?"
Teacher Piao smiled at Di Wu with some relief.
"Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Teacher Piao!"
The two of them sat by the window of Teacher Piao's house, where the view of the Huangpu River was right outside the window, which was incredibly comfortable!
"Wow, who would have thought? YM actually produced a third FMVP?"
Teacher Piao gritted his teeth as he spoke.
"However, thanks to your performance last year, quite a few teams want to buy our players this year! I'm starting to build a good reputation in this area!"
The player card draw is like the Ace of Spades; Gnik's victory last year signaled the arrival of a bull market.
This year, Piao Laoshi will definitely make some money, but it's unclear which LPL team will be the sucker.
Di Wu silently prayed for Top Bo in his heart!
"Don't worry, there won't be a fourth Finals MVP in the next few years!"
???
"Still going to pay? Are you trying to kill me?" Teacher Piao's lips twitched slightly.
"No!"
"I mean"
"Now it's my turn!"
Di Wu simply smiled calmly and took a small sip of the fine tea that Teacher Piao had treasured.
Ok?
Is that what it meant?
"What the hell are you pretending for? Just because you're an FMVP doesn't mean you're any different, right?"
Old Pig slammed his hand on Di Wu's forehead and shouted indignantly, "Damn it, even Gao Zhenning, who won the FMVP back then, would have to bow down to me here!"
"Don't think that just because you won the FMVP award, the incident of burning my butt with a mosquito coil last year is over!"
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The pressure from his weight made Di Wu's lips twitch slightly: "No? Teacher Piao, I was wrong! It's mine!"
"How about I make it up to you?"
Teacher Piao's lips curled slightly upward as he took off his glasses: "Since you're talking about this, I won't hold back!"
"what?"
Di Wu felt a chill run down his spine as he watched Teacher Piao slowly remove his glasses.
This is a level of pressure I didn't even feel when facing the passionate Xu Ge last year.
"I have a friend! Can you help him get this done?"
Di Wu was also pushed in front of Teacher Piao's computer. Teacher Piao spoke into the computer, "We can start now! Old Ma! I'm all ready! I've arranged an ultimate expert for you! Get a feel for it!"
???
Looking at the game screen in front of him, Di Wu understood what Teacher Piao meant.
Is that Master Sima over there? The future leader of the Korean entertainment industry?
"Ahem, Teacher Ma, I'm ready! I'm the ultimate master!"
"Oh? You're ready? Um, ultimate master? What's your name?" Grand Marshal asked politely.
"Call me."
"The chicks will do!"
. . . . . .
(End of this chapter)
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