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Chapter 213 "Red-skinned ducks are the most stubborn!"

"Alright, little chicken! From now on, you have to listen to my commands! Do you know how to play jungle?" When Da Sima heard this name, he couldn't hold back for a moment, but he quickly got into class mode.

Di Wu glanced at Teacher Piao beside him, and Teacher Piao nodded silently.

"No problem, Teacher Ma, watch my performance!"

Although Di Wu wasn't a seasoned jungler, he glanced at Piao Laoshi's Platinum rank.

My jungle skills are more than enough to dominate this rank.

The chat in Teacher Piao's live stream was filled with question marks.

"What? Dude! Chicken Nick is here?"

"The ID 'Little Chicken' sounds like someone who doesn't know how to play League of Legends! Let Teacher Ma give you some pointers!"

"Teacher Ma, no! He's not a chick at all, he's a Heavenly Chicken!"

"I can't help but laugh at the thought of Teacher Ma giving one-on-one tutoring to the FMVP."

"No wonder PDD asked Da Sima to play games with him today, so that's what he meant!"

While waiting in line, Teacher Ma started chatting with Di Wu: "If you can play jungle, can you play Lee Sin?"

"Of course! To be honest, I've been practicing blindfolded martial arts recently!" Di Wu nodded.

The Blind Man hero will become a very popular hero in the future, with excellent strength in both the top and mid lanes.

It even reached the point where it was a must-have in every game.

Although the version is a bit unbalanced, as a player, I can only practice these heroes.

Upon hearing Di Wu's words, Teacher Ma's smile became strained: "Then... have you ever heard of the Ma-style triangle kill?"

"Oh?"

"Hehe, Ma-style triangle kill! At the moment of the sonic wave's glide, W ward jump, R kicks the opponent onto the sonic wave."

"Puha."

???

Teacher Ma frowned: "Student, please listen carefully to my lesson! Why are you laughing?"

"Teacher Ma isn't in the game!"

Just then, the two of them were queued for the game.

"Okay! Little Chicken, listen to my instructions carefully later. You can watch how I play mid lane, and then you'll be able to play mid lane too!"

"Cough cough."

Di Wu's forced smile was completely broken. "Are you saying you want to teach me how to play mid lane?"

The teacher next to him was already curled up on the recliner laughing.

Who should we teach?

Want to teach Di Wu mid lane? Old Ma, you bastard!
"Okay, okay! I've learned a lot, Teacher Ma!"

"Ding!"

Teacher Ma also directly chose Lee Sin for the mid lane.

"Let me show you what a Ma-style triangle kill looks like!"

"Actually, Lee Sin can be played in the mid lane, especially in this version, where warrior items are still quite powerful!"

Oh?
Di Wu's lips curled up slightly. He felt that Teacher Ma did understand something, didn't he?

He used to be a 1000-point champion, but maybe he's become a bit lousy now.

"Then I'll play Nidalee jungle!"

Di Wu countered by locking in a jungle pick that Peanut uses quite often.

"Oh? Little Chicken chose Nidalee. It seems like Lee Sin and Nidalee are two jungler choices, and they really are! Because the mid lane position is not just about laning, but also about supporting! Before the game even starts, Little Chicken, did you understand the first lesson Teacher Ma taught you?"

"No problem!"

Di Wu nodded repeatedly, but there was no sign of him smiling.

The live chat is completely exploding.

"Teacher Ma: Don't call yourself the FMVP, just tell me if you've learned anything!"

"Hahaha, Brother Chicken's face is full of thirst for knowledge!"

"I'm already laughing my head off before I even get into the game!"

"Teacher Piao is so wicked!"

"The FMVP is like a green recruit in front of Teacher Ma!"

Teacher Ma looked at Di Wu, who was standing in the upper half of the river, and began his teaching mode.

"Hey little chicken, come here! I'll teach you. If your Nidalee is facing a Graves, you absolutely must go into the enemy jungle!"

"You need to have a jungle plan before the game starts so you can get ahead of the opponent!"

“That makes sense. I’ll go find the enemy in the jungle later!” Di Wu nodded repeatedly.

He also opted for a quick blue buff start, as Nidalee's jungle clearing speed has always been considered very good among junglers.

Di Wulan, the toad, and the red speedster immediately entered the opponent's bottom half of the map to arrest the male gunner.

He placed wards at F6 in the early game and also figured out Graves' jungle route, directly catching Graves in the jungle and relentlessly kiting him.

Di Wu used his Q to finish off Graves, anticipating Graves' Flash, and secured the kill with a single strike.

But what rang out at the same time wasn't the sound of his first kill.
It was a victory report coming from the middle!
???

Di Wu slashed at Ma Laoshi in the mid lane, but he had already been taken down by the enemy Yasuo.
"Wow, your teaching is amazing! Teacher Ma, you're truly incredible!"

"Is this the legendary 'The silkworm spins silk until death, the candle burns until it's ash'? Teacher Ma, to test your students, you deliberately got killed in a one-on-one fight to increase the game's difficulty!!"

Teacher Ma's lips twitched involuntarily when she heard Di Wu's words.
Am I really that great?
"Hehehe~ Oops, you figured it out! But little chicken, don't get too cocky. Even though you killed the enemy jungler, I'm asking you now, where is the enemy support?"

"Well, I don't know where he is right now, but he should be heading back to the fountain soon!"

As Di Wu spoke, he pinged the bottom lane. His own bottom lane was Thresh, and the enemy support was Soraka.

You can come directly from the tri-bush and tower dive in the bottom lane!
"Double kill!"

In a brief moment, Di Wu, along with his bot lane duo, successfully tower-dived and secured three kills.

Teacher Ma pursed her lips; sweat was already beading on her forehead.

Today, this chubby little brother specifically asked me to come over and say that there was an ultimate master he wanted me to appraise.

So you came prepared, huh? That's really impressive!
but! !! !!

As teachers, we should guide students and prevent them from becoming complacent with their current achievements!

"Little Chicken, you did a great job catching it, but you're playing duo with me. If you don't come and help me, I don't think I'll acknowledge you in today's lesson. You'll fail!"

"Oh~~"

Di Wu smiled slightly, went straight home and bought a generator, a murder ring, and straw sandals.

"Here I come, Mr. Ma. You can witness my skills this time!"

Di Wu first cleared his own jungle, and then flanked Yasuo, who was laning against Teacher Ma, from the river in the middle lane.

It's clear that Yasuo is an extremely confident and skilled player.

It was quite impressive to be sliding around in front of Teacher Ma, but Teacher Ma just smiled and said, "It's because I was just defeated by him in a one-on-one fight that he's so arrogant right now. He'll definitely think I'm a noob!"

"Um"

"Little Chicken, is that what you think?" Teacher Ma also posed a pop quiz question.

Di Wu was stunned for a moment. Before he could answer, Teacher Ma had already spoken.

"You've only seen the first layer. The second layer is that if I die like this, he'll want to kill me even more! Look, I just casually use a Q! He uses his Wind Wall and is about to come up and fight me!" Teacher Ma's Lee Sin uses a Q to fly out, and the moment Yasuo uses his Wind Wall, he uses an E to step on the minion wave and move forward to find Teacher Ma's Lee Sin.

Di Wu walked directly out of the bushes, still wearing the red buff that had been refreshed from the Graves.

He wasn't in a hurry, and immediately stuck to Yasuo with the red buff, while Teacher Ma let out a hearty laugh: "Hehehe~~"

"Then he thought I was a noob, that he got killed by a noob carrying the jungler, so he was definitely going to be very upset and angry, and then he would complain to his teammates! His mentality exploded!"

"This is the atmosphere!!!"

Di Wu instantly killed Yasuo with a single WAEQ combo.

Teacher Ma's teachings are still in my mind.
Why does this sound so familiar?

The chat on Piao Laoshi's side was completely flooded with comments.

"Martinian psychology!!"

"So the key to ranking up is controlling your opponent's temperature?"

"I understand, Teacher Ma, I've got it!"

"Why does this sound so familiar? Doesn't it sound like I've heard it somewhere before?"

The teacher behind him, while adjusting his glasses, laughed and said, "Lao Ma, you're just bragging, aren't you?"

It's okay. In front of you, he's just an FMVP mid-laner who just achieved the Golden Road!

This match was won perfectly thanks to Di Wu's complete control of the game's tempo.

"Teacher Ma, Teacher Ma? Why don't you show off your signature Ma-style triangle kill?"

"Um, I'll teach you this next time!" Teacher Ma touched her slightly flushed face.

Just kidding, even teachers don't use the Ma-style triangle attack!

In the next game, Di Wu volunteered: "Teacher Ma, how about I play mid-lane Lee Sin? You can jungle and keep an eye on my Lee Sin?"

Teacher Ma smiled and nodded, "Then let's see how our little chick, Li Qing, performs!"

Di Wu locked down the blind man, and the opposing mid laner also picked Yasuo.

Di Wu smiled knowingly. As soon as the game started, Teacher Ma, who was playing the jungler Kha'Zix, had already begun giving commands.

"I'll be watching your gameplay while I'm jungling, Little Chicken, are you feeling any pressure?"

"Um, you're not under any pressure, are you?"

Just as Di Wu said, Di Wu's Blind Monk solo killed Yasuo as soon as he came online and reached level two!

???

Teacher Ma blinked.
Holy crap? An ultimate master?!

In the time it takes to switch screens, Di Wu has already secured a solo kill.

"Tsk... Mine!"

Di Wu quickly apologized, "I didn't quite understand the meaning of sacrifice! I feel like I didn't grasp the essence of Teacher Ma's teachings, and I accidentally killed him!"

"Your skills are good, but let me ask you this: as a mid laner, do you know where his jungler is?"

Just as Teacher Ma finished speaking, the opposing jungler, Prince, walked over and used his EQ combo towards Di Wu.

Di Wu dodged the EQ combo with W, then used AQ to attach to the Prince, followed by an AE, a second Q followed by an AA, and a second E to stack the passive.

Flash followed the prince's Flash, and a single combo turned the tables, resulting in a last-minute counter-kill for the prince.

???

"My body is at my feet; the person should be in the spring!"

Di Wu then began his burst damage playstyle with the Blind Monk, racking up 15 kills in 20 minutes.

And in the face of a direct confrontation with the ADC in the river
The instant Q was used, W flashed to the ADC's side, and then used R to kick the ADC into his own Sonic Wave.

The second part of the Q skill then instantly killed him!

"legendary!!!"

???

The moment Teacher Ma saw this scene, her eyes widened in shock.
这 是
"A Ma-style Triangle Kill!?"

Even his teammates' question marks couldn't keep up with Di Wu's blind figure.

The comments section was now completely exploding.

"Teacher Ma: I suspect you are humiliating me!"

"Teacher Ma was just saying, do you really know how?"

"Everyone except the founder knows the Ma-style triangle attack!"

"This time, even Teacher Ma was rendered speechless!"

After this wave of attacks, the opposing team won four votes in a second, ending the game immediately.

At this moment, Teacher Ma pursed her lips, speechless.

The silence speaks!
Di Wu, on the contrary, was more lively: "Oh dear, how could I be so selfish! I killed them all by myself and made the other side surrender, what was Teacher Ma supposed to demonstrate? Oh! It's mine!"

???

Teacher Ma breathed a long sigh of relief, unsure of what to say for a moment.

"Hahahaha, pfft!" Teacher Piao, who was standing next to Teacher Ma who had fallen silent, also took the voice recorder.

"So, Old Ma! How's the level of the ultimate master?"

"Well, I think the controls are okay, but there's room for improvement! You know what I mean?"

"Oh? Really? Teacher Ma, please give me some pointers!" Teacher Piao couldn't hold back her smile any longer.

"Look, he placed the eye on the 2 key, which is actually quite unreasonable. 2 is above W, so it's awkward to press them together, and it'll be a little bit slower!"

"besides."

"What? I'll go check out Lao Piao's live stream?"

There were actually many comments mentioning Gnik in Teacher Ma's live stream, but he just thought the comments were praising his gameplay as being like Gnik's.

Teacher Ma is getting older, and he can't read the comments as carefully as he used to while playing games like he used to.
But the moment he opened PDD's live stream...
The camera below shows a very familiar figure next to Teacher Piao.
Hehehehehahaha~~~

Teacher Ma let out a hearty laugh; he didn't say anything, but his face turned a little red.

Just like his favorite red-skinned duck.
Teacher Piao also let out a hearty laugh: "Hahahaha!!!"

"How so? Could you give Gnik some pointers? I specifically asked him to play a couple of games with you so he could learn from you!"

"Wow, I knew it was amazing!" Teacher Ma couldn't help but smile.

"But! I said but!!!"

"I think Gnik could try playing Lee Sin mid, isn't that amazing? I hope today's lesson for Gnik will be helpful!"

Teacher Piao couldn't help but purse his lips. Old Ma was still attacking! As expected of a top League of Legends instructor, even when facing a world champion and FMVP mid-laner, he could still come up with his own reasons.

"Hey Lao Ma, do you know which duck is the most stubborn?"

"Oh? Are you just being stubborn?"

"That's not right~"

The answer is...

"Red-skinned ducks are the most stubborn!"

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(End of this chapter)