LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 214 "One Horse Harms Three Wise Men"

"Hey hey hey~~"

Teacher Ma gave an awkward smile, thinking about how he had just directed Di Wu, and he himself couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

What am I doing in Jiangxi?
"Hey, why didn't you say so earlier!"

"You should have told me earlier that I wouldn't teach Chicken Nick to play mid lane. I should have taught him top lane instead!"

"Are you sure, Lao Ma? Little Chicken's top laner crushed Xiaohu in the Demacia Cup!" Piao Laoshi couldn't hold back when he heard this.

Xiaohu's performance in the top lane this spring season was absolutely beyond everyone's expectations, and his top lane play felt like he had his own system.

Teacher Ma may not have heard much about the Demacia Cup, but Xiaohu's terrifying performance in this year's Spring Split...
"Ah, is that so! Hehehe~"

Teacher Ma's smile was starting to falter.
"However, I still think Gnik, you can get even better, and your gameplay can be further optimized!"

"Hmm, that makes sense!"

Di Wu nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

"This is the legendary saying, 'Among three people walking together, there must be one who can teach me!'"

"Although I am now the FMVP and Teacher Ma is only a gold medal lecturer, he still has many things that are superior to mine!"

When Di Wu said that, even Teacher Piao, who was standing next to him, was stunned.

No, don't let Lao Ma have his fun, okay?

The entertainment value of Teacher Piao's live stream has been maximized.

"That's true, when it comes to eating red-skinned duck, Teacher Ma is slightly better!"

"In terms of age, Teacher Ma is also far ahead!"

"That's not a problem! From this perspective, Teacher Ma still has many advantages."

"Brother Chicken spoils Teacher Ma so much! I'm so happy I could cry!"

Teacher Ma's lips curled up slightly: "Hehe~ I feel that you, Little Chicken, are quite enlightened?"

"Want me to teach you how to play PUBG? I might not be as good as you at LoL, but I'm definitely a pro at PUBG!"

"Master?"

Teacher Piao could hardly believe his ears.
He's more of a parachuting expert than a PUBG master.
"Oh, I happen to know a PUBG pro too!"

Di Wu also remembered a man with the same physique as Teacher Piao.

"Hey, how about we team up and try our hand at this!"

Teacher Ma's lips unconsciously curled up when he talked about eating chicken.

Teacher Ma isn't just putting on a show; he genuinely loves playing games.

With Teacher Ma's unwavering spirit in skydiving, he'll succeed at anything he does.

To be able to jump more than twenty parachutes in an hour and still be so passionate about games and live streaming, that must mean you really love playing games.

Di Wu was naturally happy to enter Teacher Ma's small classroom.

Regarding PUBG, he also brought in Godv, a legend from LGD and a current PUBG pro player!

Godv also brought in his good brother, Zuo Shen, who has a natural FPS physique!
The four-man team immediately assembled. Di Wu might not have much experience in FPS games, but at his age, his reaction time and hand speed as a professional player were definitely not a problem against average players.

However, calling it a four-person team is more like calling it three companions with one boss.

Whenever Teacher Ma saw someone shout, the three of them would simultaneously draw their guns and kill the opponent.

Although he won several rounds of chicken dinners, Teacher Ma's comments section was completely filled with pizza.

"Teacher Ma, if all else fails, how about we open one?"

"After jumping out of the plane, all I do is loot and search for items. It doesn't really provide much of a gaming experience, does it?"

"If all else fails, how about we let Teacher Piao play a round to put some pressure on XDD?"

"Brother Chicken's use of the M4 isn't necessarily a bad thing!"

At this moment, looking at the joking comments on the screen, Teacher Ma felt that his temperature had risen a bit.

If things continue like this, what will I be able to stream?

I felt like a bronze player who had accidentally entered a high-level game; my teammates were too strong, and even if they won, I had no enjoyment of the game.

He had to step up and do something!

The four men, like bandits, started driving around looking for someone to kill. The moment they stopped in front of a building...

"Teacher Ma, keep an eye on things from outside, I'm flashing in!"

The left kidney pressed the Shift key, as if it were accelerating faster than others, and one by one, it flashed up the stairs to the second floor, and the person had already rushed up.

Godv and Diwu followed closely behind.
"Da da da!"

Standing downstairs, Teacher Ma heard footsteps and gunshots upstairs; he knew.
I should do something about it!

A grenade held in hand
"In the small room, charge! We can finish them off!"

Godv decisively spoke up and gave instructions.
The three of them rushed into the small room at the same time.
"Clap!"

The sound of shattering glass rang out, and XDD immediately shouted to Teacher Ma, "Are his teammates here? Lei, get out of here! Don't block me!!"

Godv, who was blocking the doorway, reacted a beat too late. The three of them were stuck in the doorway. The grenade passed through the window, collided with the walls on both sides twice, and finally landed right at their feet, forming a perfect triangle!

"I wipe?"

"boom!"

"Get out of the way"

As soon as Teacher Ma finished speaking, a thunderclap sounded in the upper right corner, and three IDs collapsed.

???

"Huh? Teammate accidentally injured him?" Di Wu's lips twitched slightly, while XDD next to him couldn't hold back at all.

"Wow, awesome! Teacher Ma!"

Godv almost choked on his own saliva: "It's really cool, it even bounced twice from this angle, and then it was right at our feet!"

In Teacher Ma's live stream, under the camera in the lower right corner, his face turned red once again.

Perhaps it was because he had eaten too much red-skinned duck, but Teacher Ma let out his classic laugh while apologizing: "Hehehe~~ My bad, my bad, I feel like I didn't throw this away well, hahaha!"

Just as he was about to go up to save the person, several sniper shots from not far away hit Teacher Ma!
???

Looking at the suddenly black screen, Teacher Ma blinked hard and touched her hair.

"Ugh~ I feel so uncomfortable~"

The screen was already filled with question marks in the comments.

"Feeling unwell? Who's feeling unwell?"

"Hahaha, I thought no one could stop this escort convoy, but I didn't expect there to be an expert among them!"

"See? Even Godv plus the left kidney plus Chicken Bro can't carry it, what should we do?"

"Teacher Ma just wanted to skydive, what did he do wrong!?"

"Is this the legendary 'one horse harms three wise men'?" "Teacher Ma's angle is absolutely perfect, he just shoved it right under the left kidney!"

"Teacher Ma's latest work—'One Horse Harms Three Worthies'"

The teacher behind him laughed as he took a deep drag on his e-cigarette.
Huh? No cigarettes again?
hiss~
I drew it backwards again!

"One thunderclap, three explosions!" Godv breathed a sigh of relief: "To be honest, that was kind of cool!"

"I feel like I can start reporting for duty at 4am now!"

You think Teacher Ma is bad? His prediction was so accurate!
You think Teacher Ma is amazing? He even managed to kill his teammates with a lightning bolt.

"Hahahahahaha."

Di Wu didn't speak, only letting out a relieved smile.

On the contrary, Teacher Ma has become completely popular, and the key is that these people are all funny.

Teacher Ma even wished his teammates would scold him a couple of times to ease his discomfort.

However, they all just smiled knowingly.

Even Teacher Ma is finding it hard to keep up.
"Hey, I'm a little tired today? I'm off!"

Teacher Ma also slipped away on his own initiative, and the time was just about right.

"Huh? Old Ma, he's already gone?"

At this moment, Teacher Piao tried hard to suppress his laughter and persuade Teacher Ma to stay, but Teacher Ma also left work at lightning speed.

"Is Teacher Ma secretly playing games after the live stream?"

Di Wu also put forward a bold conjecture.

You know what, it actually sounds like something Mr. Ma might do?
"Chicken God, what's going on? When will the champion skins be released? I'm a college student, can you send me a set?" XDD joked first.

"Hey, you're a college student, let me give you a discount! I'll sell it to you for 79!"

779? Wasn't the original price 79? You rounded it up and didn't give a single penny discount?

"You seem pretty good at PUBG too?" Godv chimed in.

Although it was just a regular match, Di Wu's reaction time and aim were quite accurate. If he were in PUBG, would he be another FPS god?
"Don't worry, my talent won't come to PUBG!"

Di Wu shook his head. This game has reached its limit; after that, it will start to decline.

The same applies to League of Legends; the inaction of the developers will eventually be reflected in the game.

But the influence and popularity of League of Legends are undeniable!

"What a pity! Maybe you would have been a prodigy like Zuo Shen?" Dewei shook his head with some regret.

"I'll stick to shining at Taipei 101! I'll leave the competition to Left Kidney!"

Upon hearing this, Dewei didn't say much. Di Wu was at his peak at this moment.
It's his era now!

Good luck in the Spring Split! Make it to MSI! It's a shame we didn't get to MSI last year!

"rest assured."

"Will win!"

XDD and Dewei also logged off, leaving only Diwu and Piao Laoshi in the live stream.

Di Wu smiled as he looked at the enthusiastic comments: "Happy New Year, brothers!"

What skin type are you planning to choose?

"The choice is made, Silas!"

Di Wu did not make any special effort to hide his choice of the champion skin.

The screen was filled with question marks in the comments.

"Alright, alright, no wonder you waited until Godv left to say it!"

"Didn't we agree to pick Varus for Godv?"

"Brother Chicken is lying to you!"

"Varus doesn't care? Galio looks like he's about to cry!"

Galio: Wait, buddy? Isn't Sylas on the other side in the finals?

Di Wu shook his head as he watched the chattering comments: "It's okay, Galio, let's get in line first!"

queue?

Teacher Piao had a strange feeling about Di Wu in LGD.
That seems a bit too optimistic. You just finished choosing your skin this year, and you're already planning to reserve next year's skin?

However, young people should be more optimistic. If a player lacks confidence, it will be difficult to achieve good results in the world championships.

Teacher Piao also inquired about the LPL matches: "Xiaohu is pretty strong this year!? How did you beat him in the Demacia Cup?"

"I didn't get into the Demacia Cup? I think I was just lucky in the Demacia Cup? He hasn't even mastered his top lane champions yet, but he seems to be doing alright with Gragas and Gnar!"

"Especially his Nar!"

Xiaohu's Gnar practice is absolutely beyond imagination, and may even give many people a slight misconception.

While it's true that Gnar is a very simple champion and easy to master, this is not the case. Gnar is a champion that requires a high level of proficiency.

Positioning and timing of entry are extremely important in team fights.

But Xiaohu mastered it, and mastered it very quickly; it can be said to be his ultimate skill, Hero.

This is probably what angered Karsa. Is it really that hard to practice a single Gnar character for a whole season?

Xiaohu has only been a top laner for a short time, and we don't expect 369 to be like Diwu, dominating the opponent like minions in the top lane. Is it really that difficult for Xiaohu to master Gnar so quickly?

It's all Xiao Hu's fault! He made Ka Ge and 369 create the Bible!

What are your chances of winning against RNG right now?

"You're absolutely certain!" Di Wu smiled confidently.
What is my win rate against RNG?

Why don't you ask RNG?

Who is the reigning champion?
The chat in Piao Laoshi's live stream was filled with question marks, and Di Wu's arrogant attitude clearly angered many RNG fans.

"Brother Chicken always manages to say the most explosive things in the most casual tone!"

"Let's keep riding on the coattails of our all-Chinese team's popularity!"

"I don't understand anymore. How dare they talk when they win games by relying on Korean junglers and supports?"

"Gnik was undeniably amazing last year, but with LGD's roster so strong this year, Gnik is just coasting!"

"Just wait until the all-Chinese team beats you this year, you're just a lucky one born in an era without Uzi!"

At this moment, in the super topic of RNG's recent resurgence, Di Wu was immediately mentioned.

IG fans expressed considerable disdain for this.

They've had this bounty posted in the supertopic for a whole year last year!
The first LPL match after the New Year
Then it's LGD, ranked first, facing off against RNG, who are also currently undefeated.
This clash between a former powerhouse club and the defending champions has already generated considerable excitement among viewers.

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(End of this chapter)