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Chapter 215 Chicken Bro: Sorry, someone paid to have you killed!
Di Wu himself did not expect that his unintentional optimistic response would once again put him in the eye of the storm of public opinion.

The pre-match discussion surrounding the first game after the Lunar New Year continued to ferment on various platforms.

RNG's rise as the top two teams in the LPL was something no one expected.

Miller's B+ team, Xiaohu who got completely thrashed in the Demacia Cup.
I can smell the scent of spring.

RNG also released promotional posters for this match well in advance.

And it was accompanied by a sentence.
"I came back for those who can't come back!"

The comments section below has completely exploded; everyone knows who the player who won't be coming back to RNG is.

At this moment, the fans were unaware of what RNG had done, and the mention of Uzi here gave this official post a terrifying amount of attention.

"I'm so happy! RNG is back!"

"Shall we continue on with Uzi's spirit?"

"LGD, you're still young, you probably don't know what the era of pigs and dogs is like!"

"I feel it again, I'm back! Let the golden rain fall on the LPL once more!"

Putting everything else aside, this move definitely made RNG fans nostalgic for the past, bringing back a flood of memories.

RNG's official statement was also in that post.
A comment encouraging Uzi to keep going with his spirit replied to the previous one.

But
Di Wu couldn't help but feel a little flustered after seeing what RNG's official post had.

As a "guest" who also attended Uzi's retirement ceremony that day, it was even harder for him to keep a straight face!

Is it for those who can't come back?

So, RNG, why can't those players come back? Is it because they don't want to?
Don't you guys have any self-awareness?

He's still carrying on with Uzi's will—what will? Resentment, perhaps?
That was truly profound!
It probably won't disappear until RNG goes bankrupt, right?

What will Uzbekistan think when it sees this official post?

The night before the match, there were still quite a few comments circulating in Di Wu's live stream.

"What do you mean by giving RNG an explanation? This year, I'm going down the road to gold. Don't even mention RNG, I'll beat even peak SKT!"

"Do you expect me to surrender without saying 100%?"

Di Wu felt a pang of sympathy for the fans in the live chat who were still defending RNG.

Little did they know that after RNG locked up Uzi with their resentment, they are now using him to generate traffic.

They're using their fans as pawns again!
There may never be another club in the world with such a human touch.

And when an ID sends a rocket as a gift.
Di Wu's lips could no longer hold back.
"Thanks Uzi for the Huya No. 1!!"

"Thank you, Uzi!!!"

Di Wu even opened the user interface for Uzi's ID.
Real Uzi!

"???"

"Wait, buddy? This time, the teamwork with the club wasn't very good?"

"Hahahaha, Uzbekistan has come to mediate!"

"Just as Lü Bu shot arrows at the gate of his camp in ancient times, so too does Uzbekistan shoot arrows (fire arrows) at the gate of its chicken coop!!"

"Uzi has matured! He's not like he was when he was young!"

"A few years ago, you would have been completely overwhelmed! Chicken Nick, be thankful!"

Only Di Wu knew what Uzi meant!
He didn't say anything, but just smiled and nodded at the camera!

Uzi responded with an "OK" gesture.

"Dude, I get what you mean!"

Di Wu's lips curled up slightly, he patted his chest and then pointed at the camera.

RNG, right?
I'm sorry!

Someone is willing to pay to save your life!

Seeing Di Wu's actions, Uzi, behind the screen, also showed a rare smile.

Enjoying being disgusting? RNG! They put on their own retirement ceremony, and now they're trying to evoke nostalgia like the 1718 RNG of yesteryear?
I'll watch you get beaten up by Chicken Bro!
Give them a good beating!!!

Uzi couldn't resist the urge to spend money and bought another Huya No. 1.

"Oh! Thanks Uzi for the Tiger Tooth No. 1, bro! I get it!?"

"How about we just transfer the money via WeChat? Let's not let Huya make a profit on the difference!"

Di Wu was just joking when he saw that comment on his own screen.
When Di Wu saw the message "check WeChat," his pupils widened slightly.
No, buddy?

Are you serious?
Di Wu looked at the money Uzi had transferred to him on his phone: 18888.

Although this amount isn't a lot of money compared to my salary this year, I'm no longer the naive kid I was last year who had never seen the prices in Shanghai.

But why convert so much at once?
My goodness, Uzi really hates this!!
Di Wu simply replied with an "ok" gesture.

He didn't choose to accept the money directly. Top-tier assassins, who believe in the principle of not accepting rewards without merit, value their reputation in this regard!

You can only collect money from the boss after you've done the job!

RNG!?
Sorry, someone is paying to have you killed!

You like creating hype and attracting traffic, right?

Sitting in RNG's rest room, Guozige suddenly felt a chill run down his spine for some reason.
"Ah!"

Guozi sneezed, and Xiaowei next to him couldn't help but laugh.
"You little brat, you're already scared before the game even starts, aren't you? Using a cold as an excuse!"

"Don't worry, although I can't beat him, I'll keep him calm!" Cryin just smiled calmly.

You mentioned that there are actually quite a few strong mid laners in the LPL right now, but RNG is currently undefeated in the Spring Split.

All I can say is that Guozige has found his own way to survive in the mid lane!

The next day!

LGD Esports Center, Hangzhou.

LGD has home advantage, and their popularity is already quite formidable.

In addition, RNG performed well in this year's Spring Split, which brought back many former RNG fans.

Tickets for this event sold out well in advance, and the venue was naturally packed to capacity.

Backstage, Xiao Hu stood with his hands in his pockets, facing Flandre across from him, a faint, enigmatic smile playing on his lips.
Flandre and Tiger exchanged a glance, then kept pressing their lips together. "Chicken Bro! See you at the competition!"

Xiao Hu still felt somewhat grateful to Di Wu, whose words had immediately enlightened him.

Top lane is completely different from mid lane. Is top lane about mechanics? Skill? Or stats?
Neither of these.
The top lane position is all about interpersonal skills and social connections!
Whoever can summon more teammates will gain an advantage in the top lane!

With Di Wu's guidance, Xiao Hu's performance in the Spring Split was like a tiger with wings!
It evolved into the Tiger King!
See you at the match!

Di Wu's eyes flashed with a hint of coldness; RNG might indeed be very strong.

They were even the MSI champions in the original timeline of 2021, defeating the LCK-dominant DK team.

However, this time...
RNG isn't so lucky anymore. Since they've been entrusted with this task, they won't hold back.

"Welcome to the 2021 Spring Split! Hello everyone! I'm your commentator, Miller!"

"Hello everyone, I'm Guan Zeyuan!"

Miller adjusted his tie and looked at the logos of the two teams on the big screen.

This match is a battle for first place in the LPL regular season.

A few months ago, Miller would never have believed that RNG would be competing with LGD for first place in the regular season.

Back then, it seemed that RNG, led by top laner Xiaohu, was preparing to create a new legend!
The screen flashed, and both players had already made their entrance.

In this match, RNG, playing on the blue side, had absolute control in the first game.

The first three picks for both sides were fairly standard, with RNG banning Nidalee, Olaf, and Azir.

These three picks are some of the lineups that LGD used a lot before the Lunar New Year. LGD banned Udyr, Kai'Sa, and Renekton.

This version of Udyr, paired with the new Mythic item Turbo Furnace, is incredibly powerful due to its high cost-performance ratio.

Given Wei's exceptional Udyr play, it would be better to simply ban Udyr.

"Ding!"

Without Kai'Sa or Udyr, RNG on the blue side immediately locked in Lillia.

"Shall we just pick Gnar in the top lane?"

After a moment's thought, Mai Zijian decided that Gragas and Gnar were the top lane picks for this patch.

Xiaohu played both Gragas and Gnar quite well, but if we're talking about threats, Gnar might be slightly more threatening.

"Shall we take the men first? That way we can get a better look at their lineup," Keria suggested.

Wheat Tip nodded. Centaur is a fairly common hero used to counter Lillia.

With the addition of the Alchemy Furnace, Centaur Warrunner still performs quite well on the field.

RNG's second and third picks were Tristana and Twisted Fate!
"Ok?"

Why did the player choose a card in the "Little Cannon" position?

Di Wu paused for a moment, then suddenly seemed to remember something.
Does Xiaohu have a knack for playing Tristana top lane?

This champion is viable in the mid lane, and Xiaohu will definitely master him quickly, especially considering LGD proactively chose Gnar.
Champions like Tristana and Lucian have a relatively good matchup against Gnar in the laning phase!
"AD Tristana, huh?"

Lao K on the second lane couldn't help but smile with satisfaction when he saw this familiar hero.

Even after all these years, Tristana still holds a very high position in League of Legends.

It's a pity that Laoji chose Sylas skin; if it were Tristana... oh well, Sylas is still better!
If it were a small cannon, I wouldn't even dare to imagine how amazing its Easter eggs would be!
This guy is really going to etch himself into the history of League of Legends!
Even if you don't watch the game, you'd still want to say something to K God if you saw this Easter egg.
Krystal! I wonder how many championships she's ruined for Chicken Nick!

"But if the left-side card is locked, I feel like Galio on the right is pretty good too? If we don't pick him this round, he'll definitely be banned next round!"

Lao K looked at LGD's flashing third pick, which most likely meant they would pick a mid-laner!
Di Wu was the first to show off his Galio, while Mai Zijian stood behind Di Wu to communicate.

"Is Galio bad? If he uses Tristana to gank the bot lane, we'll have to ban Sylas a lot more! And Alistar won't be able to play!"

Diwu has considered many things. RNG's pick of Tristana is indeed a bit disgusting. Although Twisted Fate clearly tells you that Tristana won't be a mid laner, she can still be played in the top or bottom lane.

If Xiaohu gives the bot lane Tristana, he can take Sylas in the top lane.

This will completely suppress LGD's draft picks.

"Then let's go with Silas!"

"Brother Chicken!"

Mai Zijian gave Di Wu a trusting look.

"Ding!"

LGD locked in Sylas as their third pick.

The audience erupted in cheers.
"Wow!? Chicken Bro's Sylas is here!"

"Championship Skin!!"

"Even though the skin hasn't arrived yet, I'll give you guys a Sylas performance first!"

"Hehehe? Chicken Bro's got a temper, huh?" Lau K couldn't help but laugh when he saw Silas pull off this move.

Gnik's Silas!

It's possible that Chicken Bro was playing Azir a lot before, and the jungler and support were doing most of the tempo.

He might give off a kind and benevolent vibe, but today, the moment Sylas was picked, even the second laner, LaoK, sensed a murderous aura.

The director's camera focused on Di Wu.
At this moment, Di Wu's face was expressionless; he simply stared calmly at the screen in front of him. His face was obscured by the shadows of the light, making it impossible to see his eyes.
Like a ruthless killer, he's here today to tell everyone that Gnik is here to take over the match!
"Ho ho ho!? How scary!"

"Silas from Gnik is here!"

The official live stream chat was already buzzing with discussion.

"I told you not to mess with Gnik!"

"Oh no, Gnik is angry!"

"Chicken Nick: I could have just held it in!"

"Focus on the chicken!"

"Is this the Chicken Brother who received Master Ma's teachings? He faces every opponent squarely!"

"Brother Chicken's mind is full of ideas. I think he still needs to improve!"

Uzi, watching the match on his own TV, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw Di Wu's focused expression.
Is it Gnik's Silas?
It starts with their own brand, so...
Go ahead, Chicken Bro!
Defeat RNG!!!

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(End of this chapter)