Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start

Chapter 129 Poseidon is completely dead (Second update)
Prince's Mansion.

Qian Renxue's feelings were complicated. This bastard was shameless and despicable!
Pooh.

Private message.

[I'm an Orphan: Is Bibi Dong prettier than Poseidon?]

[Su Yan: I don't know!]

【I am an orphan: ???】

[I'm an Orphan: Didn't you know you voted for Bibi Dong?]

[Su Yan: I have face blindness, I can't tell if someone is pretty or not. I voted for Bibi Dong because I find her pleasing to the eye.]

[I'm an orphan: Am I pretty?]

[Su Yan: Absolutely gorgeous!]

【I'm an orphan: Hehehe.】

In the carriage.

Su Yan suspected that if she didn't vote for Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue would also send a message to question her, so he really didn't want to vote.

[Su Yan: Let's continue watching the drama unfold.]

[Su Yan: As I just mentioned, the Spirit Hall dispatched two thousand Spirit Masters to conquer Seagod Island, but they suffered a crushing defeat, with fewer than a hundred surviving and two Title Douluos also killed.]

[Su Yan: Qian Daoliu was furious and called on his friend Tang Chen to go to Seagod Island to seek revenge. There they met the woman who would change their lives—Poseidon.]

[Su Yan: True masters respect each other. Qian Daoliu and Tang Chen took turns fighting Poseidon, battling for three days and three nights, and in the end, the three of them became friends.]

[Princess Qibao: I'll answer first! First they become sworn brothers, then siblings; the eldest and second eldest brothers love their youngest sister.]

[A-Gin: ...]

[Liu Erlong: ...]

[Bibi Dong: You're wrong this time. Poseidon is actually older than Qian Daoliu and Tang Chen. It should be the second or third brother who loves the eldest sister.]

[Poseidon: Are you being polite?]

Poseidon Island.

Poseidon gritted his teeth in anger.

What kind of sworn brotherhood is this? We don't form sworn brotherhoods, and we can like each other even without them!

[Su Yan: Yes, during their time together, Qian Daoliu and Tang Chen, two single men with children, both fell in love with Poseidon, a powerful and accomplished older single woman, and they both chose to pursue her.]

[Poseidon: Su Yan, tell me where you are now, and I'll come and show you whether I, Poseidon, can actually leave Poseidon Island.]

[Tang Yuehua: Senior, don't worry, Su Yan is telling the truth.]

[I'm an orphan: You're really hurting me!]

[Hu Liena: Hahaha!!]

[A wild goose is not a swallow: a garlic bird, a garlic bird, neither wears a swimsuit.]

[Su Yan: Look at you, in such a hurry again?]

[Su Yan: This is nothing! Senior, please take a deep breath. Dizziness is normal. I guarantee I'll leave you speechless next.]

[Su Yan: Actually, we've talked about love triangles before: Tang Hao, Tang Xiao, A Yin, Flander, Yu Xiaogang, and Liu Erlong. But you absolutely can't imagine how incredible Poseidon's next move and Tang Chen's god-like talent truly are.]

[A wild goose is not a swallow: melon, melon, melon.]

[Group member #9: Could the best part be hidden here?]

[Hu Liena: Are there any other experts here?]

[Liu Erlong: Oh, old woman, we've finally made it! It's so satisfying to watch other people's drama unfold!]

[Bibi Dong: Get out!]

Poseidon Island.

Poseidon was even angrier.

No?

My skills are incredible?

Is Tang Chen's talent extraordinary?

[Poseidon: You'd better not exaggerate, or we're definitely not done yet.]

[Su Yan: Just thinking about what I'm going to say next makes me want to laugh.]

【Everyone: ???】

In the carriage.

Su Yan genuinely laughed. Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling, on the other hand, stared wide-eyed. This couldn't be funny, could it?!

[Su Yan: I'll be blunt. Qian Daoliu and Tang Chen are both pursuing Poseidon, and Poseidon has to choose between them. Poseidon likes Tang Chen.]

[Loves eating carrots: This isn't funny, is it?]

[Su Yan: Earlier, we used Ah Yin and Liu Erlong as examples. When faced with a love triangle, they directly and openly addressed it. Guess how Poseidon handled it?]

【Everyone: ???】

[Su Yan: As I just said, Qian Daoliu and Poseidon, as temple worshippers, both have their own missions and can no longer become gods.]

[Su Yan: Poseidon's subtle expression of her feelings—that she would accept whoever reached level 100—rejected Qian Daoliu, who couldn't become a god, and secretly conveyed her love to Tang Chen, the one with the best chance of becoming a god.]

[Su Yan: Tang Chen, that clever fellow, believed it to be true and left Seagod Island after saying, "I won't return until I become a god..."...and hasn't returned since!]

【Everyone: ???】

The group chat was first filled with question marks, and then everyone burst into laughter.

[Liu Erlong: Hahaha! This is truly outrageous!]

[A-Gin: Poseidon, what's going on in your heads?]

[Hu Liena: Hahaha!!]

[Bibi Dong: I'm dying of laughter. The real expert in this group chat is actually you, Poseidon?]

[I'm an Orphan: I'm speechless. What are you trying to imply? If you run into someone as clever and intelligent as Tang Chen, I'm asking you, wouldn't Poseidon be completely bewildered?]

[Princess Qibao: I'm too clever for my own good! ...Luckily, I'm not clever enough. I just announced to the whole world, "Brother Su Yan, I like you!"]

[Loves carrots: Me too!]

[Cat in the Shadows: ???]

[Yanzi is not a swallow: I'm literally dying of laughter. Sister Poseidon, can't you just say who you're going to choose?]

[Group member #9: So that's why they missed each other, and Poseidon has been single for so many years?]

At this moment, everyone in the group chat was absolutely laughing their heads off.

Very intelligent.

A pair of very clever people.

Poseidon Island.

Poseidon was completely distraught.

She used to think that she wasn't decisive enough at the time, but now she thinks, where was she not decisive enough?

I'm clearly a complete idiot!
Tang Chen is an idiot.

When Su Yan, that bastard, talked about the "three idiots of the sea, land, and air," he really didn't mean it as an insult at all.

Poseidon is going to become withdrawn.

She's numb.

She felt utterly ashamed and refused to appear in the group chat again.

She even suspected that these heartless guys in the group chat might laugh at her for being "super smart" for two and a half years, just like they laughed at Liu Erlong's spiritual love!
She didn't need to doubt it at all.

If they haven't let Bibi Dong off the hook, and they haven't let Liu Erlong off the hook, then they certainly won't let Poseidon off the hook either, and they certainly won't let Xiao Wu and Gu Yuena off the hook in the future.

[Su Yan: Being single is hard to say. After all, powerful figures like Poseidon and Bibi Dong rarely catch the eye of anyone other than those who keep male lovers.]

[Su Yan: For example, as Liu Erlong said before, men around her age are now all middle-aged or old men, so she can only stay single or find a young gigolo.]

[Liu Erlong: The truth is heartbreaking. It might not be too late for me to turn back now, but if I wait and wait some more, I might end up like Poseidon, single forever.]

[I am an orphan: Hu Liena, did Bibi Dong keep any male concubines?]

[Hu Liena: ???]

[Bibi Dong: Orphan, shut up!]

[Yanzi is not a swallow: Is there a melon in here?]

Princess Qibao: Orphan, are you trying to make me laugh to death?

[The Cat in the Shadows: It's uncertain whether Bibi Dong is insane or not, so how could she possibly keep male concubines? When she's willing to keep male concubines, it will prove that she has completely sobered up.]

Tang Yuehua: Sigh~

[A-Yin: Oh, I forgot Yuehua is still single too. Yuehua, do you have any male lovers?]

[Tang Yuehua: Are you being polite, Ah Yin?!]

(End of this chapter)