The best ambiguous master

Zhao Xiaohan didn't expect that Coach Xian would suddenly get angry, but when he saw Coach Xian get angry, all the other people were silent. Looking at Coach Xian with a flushed face, he was a little nervous and a little scared.

"Look, what are you looking at? Why don't you come down quickly?" Seeing that the girl hadn't moved, Coach Xian got angry again. Hearing Coach Xian's words, the girl nodded hastily, opened the car door and got out.After the girl came down, Coach Xian pointed to the old man behind him and said, "Go up and give this little girl a test."

Hearing Coach Xian's words, the old man nodded, then got into the car, and then started to move forward slowly. The field where they practiced the car was very empty, there was a yellow horizontal line in front, and there was another yellow horizontal line at the corner , and then the parking place draws an arc similar to the parking space, only a little narrower than the parking space.

Looking at these strange yellow horizontal lines, Zhao Xiaohan frowned, and turned his head away. The girl was looking at Coach Xian nervously at this time, and she didn't dare to speak out, obviously very afraid of Coach Xian.

"How long have you been here? It's been a week? You haven't even learned how to reverse the car in a week? Why are you so stupid? Ah?" At this time, Coach Xian didn't stop scolding the girl, but sat on the chair and started to be serious. After hearing Coach Xian's words, the girl could only lower her head and stare at the ground blankly without saying a word.

"I'm really too lazy to talk about you. You are as stupid as you are." Coach Xian raised his head, looked at the girl with hatred, turned his head to look at Zhao Xiaohan, and said, "Well, what, Zhao Han, have you ever driven a car before?"

"Zhao Xiaohan." Zhao Xiaohan reminded Coach Xian and nodded: "I have driven it, both manual and automatic, but it hasn't been long."

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Coach Xian rolled his eyes and said: "I don't care what you are, the automatic transmission is useless, as long as you are not a fool, you will drive the automatic transmission, and you can drive the manual transmission. Wait for that later." The old man got off the car, you go up and drive for a couple of laps, let me see how your skills are, if you can, practice here today, if not, go home early and read your book, learn the theoretical knowledge first. "

"Yeah. Okay." Zhao Xiaohan nodded, turned his head to look at the old man in the car. At this time, the old man also looked nervous, but compared to the girl just now, he was much more proficient, at least he didn't turn the car After turning around and turning around, after a few minutes, the old man finally parked the car in the reverse parking space steadily, and got out of the car with a smile.

"Well, you practiced well this time, go directly to the exam in a few days." After the old man came down, Coach Xian nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Zhao Xiaohan and said: "That what Han, you get in the car Go ahead, have you seen how the old man drove it just now?"

"Well, I see clearly." Zhao Xiaohan nodded and walked into the car. At this time, the car had not been turned off. After Zhao Xiaohan went up to adjust the seat, he looked at the middle gear and found that it was in neutral. Just when he was about to shift into gear, Coach Xian’s voice came over again: “In first gear, step on the clutch, don’t step on the accelerator, do you hear me?”

"Use the clutch to drive?" Zhao Xiaohan was taken aback, he had never used the clutch to drive a car, if he only used the clutch to drive, wouldn't a clutch have to be worn out after a few days?

"Yes, use the clutch to drive, you are not allowed to step on the accelerator, you can only engage in first gear." Coach Xian's voice came over again. Hearing Coach Xian's words, although Zhao Xiaohan didn't understand what it meant, he still nodded. , put into first gear, gently release the clutch, and move forward slowly. Then, when the front of the car just crossed the yellow horizontal line, Zhao Xiaohan hurriedly turned the steering wheel to the right, and then made a sharp turn and rushed over. Originally, Zhao Xiaohan habitually wanted to step on the brakes, and then step on the accelerator to drift around the corner, but suddenly remembered that Coach Xian would not allow him to step on the accelerator, so he could only let it go with a sigh.

"Hey, come on, are you driving so fast, are you in a hurry to reincarnate?" Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's speed was too fast, Coach Xian's harsh voice came from outside the car again, and upon hearing Coach Xian's words, Zhao Xiaohan Reluctantly, he slowed down a bit, and when the car body was straightened, he quickly turned back the steering wheel again, tapped the brake lightly, and the car stopped.

"Back up, back into the line, watch the position and point." Behind, Coach Xian's voice came again, and upon hearing Coach Xian's prompt, Zhao Xiaohan immediately put in reverse gear, slowly released the clutch, and the car Slowly backed up, looking for the meeting point between the rear of the car and the arc through the rearview mirror. After a few seconds, Zhao Xiaohan who found the meeting point hit the steering wheel to the right again, and the car backed into the reverse parking space. After the car body was straightened, Zhao Xiaohan stepped on the brakes calmly.

"Get down for me and see what car you backed up?" Just when Zhao Xiaohan thought he was driving well, Coach Xian's reprimand sounded from outside the car. Hearing the sound, Zhao Xiaohan frowned, I got out of the car, looked at my car, and found nothing wrong with it, the body was in the reverse parking space, and the direction was parked squarely, but Coach Xian looked dissatisfied, so what is the problem? up?Zhao Xiaohan didn't think about it for a while.

Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's frown, Coach Xian took a puff of cigarette, stood up and said, "Look at your car, it's parked crookedly, just now I told you to watch the old man drive where did you go? Are you looking at women? "

Zhao Xiaohan was silent and kept silent, just listening to Coach Xian talking without saying a word, seeing that Zhao Xiaohan was silent, Coach Xian took a step forward, pointed to the position of the tires of the car and said, "Did you see this? It was almost Step on the line, if your tires hit the yellow line, you will have to go home to sell sweet potatoes during the test, do you know? Also, your rearview mirror has already pressed the yellow line, so you must look for it when reversing The meeting point of the car and the line, the width of both sides of the car must be exactly the same, it cannot be narrow or wide, if one side is wide, then one side must be narrow, and the narrow place will inevitably press the line, if the test, It is impossible to pass the level, understand?"

Listening to Coach Xian's loud reprimand, Zhao Xiaohan nodded, and carefully looked at the car he parked. Indeed, it was exactly as Coach Xian said, the tires were too close to the line, and the rearview mirror was a little bit past. However, the car did park in the reverse parking space, and he couldn't see where his car was parked crookedly, and it was just reversing the car into the line, so strict?It must be the same width on both sides, isn't this a joke with him?Does he still need to take a ruler to measure when driving, to see if the two sides are wide before reversing?

For Coach Xian's behavior at this time, Zhao Xiaohan can only use one sentence to describe him, that is, he is idle and hurts, and he has nothing to do. If Zhao Xiaohan wants to say to him most, that is, you are invited by the monkey to tease him.Force it?

"Well, I see." Zhao Xiaohan still nodded, without saying a word, seeing that Zhao Xiaohan did not refute himself, Coach Xian finally suppressed his anger, nodded and said: "But you are the first Once you practiced the car, you performed pretty well. You will get better if you practice more often in the future. You still have some basics. Unlike this woman, the whole thing is a material for selling sweet potatoes. If you don’t sell sweet potatoes, you must What kind of driver's license do you come here to learn?"

Zhao Xiaohan naturally knew who the woman selling sweet potatoes that Coach Xian was talking about was, and when he turned his head to look, it was the shameless girl who had been trained by Coach Xian just now. Zhao Xiaohan's eyes met, and seeing the girl's pitiful appearance, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help but smiled slightly, and said: "Coach Xian, she is also a girl, she only practiced the car for a week, and it's because she didn't practice well. It's understandable, when I drove for the first time, I almost hit a tree trunk, she is much better than me, at least she didn't hit a power pole, right?"

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the girl burst into a smile, raised her head, and gave Zhao Xiaohan a grateful look. She naturally knew that Zhao Xiaohan's words were for her. After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Coach Xian raised her head and rolled her eyes. : "What's wrong with girls? Girls are much better at driving. Don't you think that the national champion of the rally was a girl? Besides, don't mention your first driving. She is stupid, and you are even more stupid than her." , you two idiots got together, and you said that one of you is comforting the other with your own affairs, is it ridiculous?"

Hearing Coach Xian describe himself and the girl as two idiots, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't laugh or cry for a while, raised his head and looked at the girl with a wry smile, shook his head helplessly and sighed, then turned his head to look at Coach Xian who was still smoking heavily Glancing at it, I shook my head fiercely again, just because you are so mean to girls, you deserve it for not being able to find a girlfriend for the rest of your life, no, you deserve it for masturbating.For a lifetime.

"Well, Coach Xian, you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?" Suddenly, Zhao Xiaohan uttered such a sentence. Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Coach Xian looked at him suspiciously, nodded and said, "No, why not?" gone?"

"Well, it's right if you don't have one." Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, with a strange smile on his face.

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Coach Xian always felt that something was wrong. After a few seconds, he finally realized: "What do you mean it's okay to have no girlfriend? How do you talk? Do you know? I think back then , the girls chasing me lined up three streets. Every day, the mailboxes in front of my house were full of love letters, and all the flowers were placed in front of my house every day. You know, those girls gave me roses, lilies, peonies Ah, it’s enough for me to open a flower shop, but they are all vulgar fans, I don’t like them, otherwise I want to find a girlfriend, I just tickle my fingers, casually Just ten or eight?"