The best ambiguous master

on the playground.

A group of students looked at Zhao Xiaohan in surprise, with a strange look in their eyes.

It was a kind of surprise, but also a kind of inconceivability, yes, it is inconceivable, they never imagined that one day, the teacher would discuss the novel with them and tell them that it is useless to get a hundred points in the test. There is nothing to say from their mouths, but if it comes from a teacher's mouth, it is incredible!

"Teacher, do you read novels too?"

"Look! Not only do I read novels, but I also smoke. Didn't you notice?"

"Then teacher, do you want to watch AV?"

Suddenly, a disharmonious voice rang out, and a boy with a wretched face opened his mouth with a strange smile. When he heard this sentence, a group of girls blushed immediately, turned their heads, and looked coquettishly. He glared at the boy, but the boys around him also began to boo: "Yes, teacher, do you want to watch AV?"

"Such a serious topic, why don't we discuss it in the dead of night?" Zhao Xiaohan smiled and glanced at the male students who were curious about everything, shook his head and said with a smile: "It's not healthy to discuss these things in front of girls. The topic is not good, right? If you have a good seed, remember to send me an email, and I will give you the email later, by the way, I don’t like to watch uncensored ones, I only watch uncensored ones.”

"Fuck, teacher, your taste is different!"

Listening to Zhao Xiaohan's words, a group of people couldn't help bursting into laughter. They found that this teacher seemed to be better at speaking than expected!

"You don't understand, children like to watch uncensored movies because they are curious. For us adults, we prefer movies with censors. It is a kind of hazy beauty. Because we can't see it, we have room for imagination. , Mysterious, always the most attractive!"

"Teacher, as a teacher, it's inappropriate for you to talk about these things with your students during class?" Suddenly, a boy wearing glasses opened his mouth, and it was obvious that he was very dissatisfied with Zhao Xiaohan. On the corner of his mouth, there was still a trace of deep disdain.

"He Xiaopang, you're the only one who talks nonsense, right?"

"He Xiaopang, what do you want to do?"

"That's right, He Xiaopang, if you don't want to hear it, just plug your ears, we like to hear it!"

Before Zhao Xiaohan could open his mouth, someone around had already defended Zhao Xiaohan. After hearing the rebuttals from the people around him, the boy named He Xiaopang sneered, turned his head to look at the surrounding students, and said with a sneer: "Hehe, can a person like him be a teacher? In my opinion, he is just a social scum, who eats and mixes. What can he do in his life? Just him, and he is my teacher. Is he worthy?"

While talking, He Xiaopang stood up directly, looked at Zhao Xiaohan disdainfully, patted the dirt on his buttocks, and suddenly said: "I'm sorry, teacher, I don't think you can teach me anything. , I have to go back to the classroom to study first, by the way, I will complain to the school about you, during the class, I take the students to the playground to chat, I don’t even have a basic professional ethics as a teacher, what can I do? teacher?"

When the voice fell, He Xiaopang turned around and left without any intention of giving Zhao Xiaohan any face. Looking at He Xiaopang's way of walking away, before Zhao Xiaohan could speak, some students around him said: "Teacher, you don't have to be too serious. He cares about his words, he is just relying on himself to study well, and his family has some money, so he is usually dragged around, always thinking that he is the best in the world, but in fact he is just a silly Boi..."

"Teacher, if you find him unhappy, tell me. I'll call someone to beat him right away. Damn it, I don't even ask. Whose territory is this? How dare you pretend to be aggressive in front of me!"

"Yes, damn it, I've seen him upset for a long time, hit him!"

"Hit him!"

Suddenly, a group of boys rolled up their sleeves and stood up. Looking at the posture, they really planned to fuck the guy and started to do it. Seeing the group of people roaring unscrupulously there, Zhao Xiaohan frowned all of a sudden, and looked up. At first, he cast a cold look at those people, threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Beat, why do you fight? Your family paid you to come to school to fight? Fight, except Fighting, what are you doing? You can’t recite a word of the text all day long, and when you say you want to fight, everyone sees how excited you are?"

After saying a word, Zhao Xiaohan stared at those students who didn't move at all, and immediately yelled: "Everyone sit down, if anyone dares to fight with me today, believe it or not, I will break his leg first? !"

Silent, a group of people were stunned.

Listening to Zhao Xiaohan's words, and looking at his aura when he spoke, a group of people were immediately frightened, they only had one thought in their minds now, I'll fuck it, is this guy a teacher or a gangster?As soon as he opened his mouth, he wanted to break other people's legs. Why are teachers more fierce than gangsters these days?

"I'll count one, two, three. If I don't sit down, I'll do it. Do you hear me?" Seeing those people still standing there, Zhao Xiaohan raised his eyebrows frivolously, and said this sentence.

"three!"

After saying three words, Zhao Xiaohan stood up from the grass all at once. The moment he stood up, a stick suddenly appeared in his hand, and he didn't know when He was holding it in his hand, anyway, when he saw him standing up with a stick, the few people who were still shouting to fight just now were frightened and sat on the ground with a "plop".

"Don't be angry, you must make me angry!" Looking at the students who sat down obediently, Zhao Xiaohan rolled his eyes angrily, finally tidied up his clothes, coughed at the doctor, and said to himself: " Almost ruined the image I worked so hard to create!"

Just when Zhao Xiaohan was talking to himself, suddenly, a voice sounded, the voice was very small, but it was clear enough for everyone to hear: "Teacher, you are cheating, you said counting one, two, three, why not?" Counting directly to three?"

"I want to play a joke with them, count backwards, three two one, who knows, they will be scared before I count!" Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly, sat on the grass, and then said: "Okay Alright, now, let’s continue with the class, by the way, where did we go just now?”

"Teacher, the way you held the stick just now is so handsome!" Suddenly, another voice rang out, and after hearing that voice, Zhao Xiaohan let out a oh, and said directly: "Oh, what I just talked about The posture of holding the stick is so handsome, why am I so handsome in the posture of holding the stick? It's because... Hey, no, what we just talked about is not my posture of holding the stick, right?"