For the rest of my life, please advise
Chapter 53
Chapter 53
The roommate laughed loudly: "Here, you don't have a big problem if you don't lock it."
I asked: "Why?"
She said: "The theft rate of women's cars is much lower than that of men's cars, and the thieves are more gentlemanly." (Really?)
Later, with her staff, I selected a wine-red bicycle, went back to the dormitory, and wiped it twice with detergent and a sponge brush.
Me: "Da da ~ how is it?" It's completely new!
The roommate nodded affirmatively: "Well, the probability of being stolen has quadrupled. Good luck."
I left a message to Yinxi: "With a car, I feel that life is beautiful!"
Despised by the queen: "Promise!"
I was riding my car on the avenue, the breeze was blowing, and I was very comfortable.
Roommate: "You're so easy to please."
Me: "There is an old saying in China, contented people are always happy."
Roommate: "However, if you find this car, you are really lucky."
I haven't ridden a bicycle for a long time, and this mode of transportation that is in close contact with nature relieved my tense nerves for many days.Every morning, on the boulevard, there are jogging couples, old people walking their dogs, bicyclists in twos and threes, students running fast in front of buildings on rainy days with their books in their hands, and a boy with glasses sitting on the lawn on a sunny day with his cheeks dragging his hands. At noon, a large crowd of people mixed with bicycles, talking and laughing across the campus to eat... In my opinion, they are all beautiful pictures that cannot be more beautiful.
I have always felt that campus life is the purest life in one's life.No matter how busy and hard it is, it is always a small world under the dome and above the hotbed, which is worth cherishing by everyone.
I sent Gu Wei a photo taken by my roommate of me loading a book basket on a bicycle: "I will definitely be reluctant to part with this car when I go back."
Gu Wei finished the appraisal with a very professional eye: "I have never seen this color and this model. Before you leave, find a good home for it."
Me: "Why is Gu Wei so cool when he goes to work? Because he has to pretend to be prudent. Why is he pretending to be prudent? Because he looks younger than his real age. What's wrong with that? Of course not, doctors get older and older. valuable."
Gu Wei: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm practicing talking to myself."
Gu Wei: "You didn't go to Lop Nur."
Me: "Huh? Do you know Lop Nur?"
Gu Wei: "Just because you're a medical idiot doesn't mean I'm a geography idiot."
Is it my fault? !When normal people see docetaxel or gemcitabine, don’t they all react like 〇_〇?How can the Mariana Trench or Mount Everest be known to everyone!
Usually Gu Wei would log on to MSN when he got home from get off work, until I woke up and called him.
Gu Wei: "Get up so early today."
I scratched my hair: "Out of the data, I can't sleep."
Gu Wei: "Normal heart, ordinary heart."
Me: "I really want to hug you."
Gu Wei: "Well... the cost is a bit high."
I:"……"
Then he opens his arms across the video.
evening--
Gu Wei: "Haven't gone back yet."
Me: "No. Wait for my colleague to send a set of test results."
Gu Wei: "Then I won't bother you anymore, remember to eat on time."
Me: "Okay, bye. mua!" I was embarrassed by myself after knowing it.The habit of calling Teacher Lin was brought to Gu Wei.
Gu Wei froze for a moment: "Uh, uh, ah, oh, um, um, ok, um, ok. Bye." It's messy...
Ha, I suddenly think this man is so cute.
Once I went to bed very late the night before, and fell asleep without saying a word in the morning.Video is on.
Message 1: "You wrapped the quilt like a cocoon."
Message 2: "Sleep on your side or face up, don't stuff your head, don't oppress your heart."
Received Gu Wei's email, the bottom line.
“I miss your breakfast. —From: Chen Cong”
I replied: "Tell Chen Cong, it's too nasty. I can't stand it."
Hui said: "Orthodox social tone."
I replied: "Too straightforward."
He replied: "Then what if I say I miss you?"
I replied: "Me too."
He replied: "You are too straightforward!"
I replied: "Please don't use Gu Wei's email address as QQ."
No reply. Over.
Colleagues say you look small.
I said, I'm married and my husband is six years older than me.
A colleague (female) heard: "Oh, he must be sexy!"
How did this conclusion come about?
When Chinese people see Gu Wei, they think he is very handsome.
A colleague spotted Gu Wei's photo on the desktop of my phone: "Your husband? What a brilliant face."
I said dryly: "Yup, pretty brilliant."
Aesthetic differences between China and the West.
Colleagues asked: Why do Asians look so small?
I told him that my husband and I are actually not so small in China.
Colleagues emphasized, no, they look younger than their real age, especially Gu Wei.
I had a hard time telling him that my husband was an exception and would always look 28 years old.
After speaking, I suddenly felt like I was married to a vampire.
Then I remembered that I have a father who looks like he will always be in his 40s!
My roommate saw me using Gu Wei's 5-inch photo as a bookmark, and said with emotion: "It's so romantic."
I said: "This is a way to motivate me to read books, read a lot, and read books quickly. It is very practical."
I don't talk about my husband too much with people, they just know him as a surgeon with a good personality.
"A geologist, and, a surgeon—" the roommate's first reaction, "How?"
Isn't this combination weird?
Roommate Tan Tanshou: "Your combination is rare, this is the first time I have seen it."
I said, "I love the man, not the surgeon. It doesn't matter what he does."
Roommate: "Wow, I underestimated how romantic Chinese people are."
Gu Wei took a break and went online.I stretched my hand far enough to reach the touchpad (too lazy to install the mouse), click on it, and adjusted the camera angle: "Hi... wait for me for a few minutes." Bolt continued to work.
Gu Wei let out a "hmm".
About half an hour later, I looked up, and he was also writing over there, probably either a summary, a report, or a thesis. Anyway, we just want to feel that the other party is by our side.So they continued to work on their own things.
My roommate knocked on the door and came in to borrow things, and saw Gu Wei and I being so "quiet and peaceful": "Uh—Well, a geologist—and—a surgeon."
I:"……"
Sometimes when encountering a question and unable to think of an answer, I silently say "Gu Wei, Gu Wei, Gu Wei, Gu Wei..."
A colleague asked, "What are you reading?"
The answer: "The spell."
Colleagues see me email, "Gosh, Blackberry!" as if I'm holding a monster in my hand, and conclude that my spare time must be boring.
Me: "Hey, it's just a phone, not a plaything." Phone calls, text messages and emails are the essence.
Going back, I sighed to Gu Wei: "A person who works more than 12 hours a day, where does he have the energy to play that, so, so many, of, apps?"
Gu Wei: "It depends on whether he is married or not."
me?"
Gu Wei: "For example, I basically don't play anymore, I don't have time to play."
Me: "So I should laugh at him tomorrow for not getting married?"
Gu Wei: "Well... you should convince him that instead of playing games after working so long every day, it's better to do some exercise, go to bed early, and recharge your batteries—"
Me: "Do you want to get married?"
Gu Wei Fu forehead: "OK, let him go."
Gu Wei: "Xiao Zhongyi and the others are back."
Me: "How was your honeymoon?"
Gu Wei: "It's not me who is on the honeymoon."
Me: "Okay. Where's Sansan's gift?"
Gu Wei: "..." Looking at the sky and the ground, his eyes wandered.
Me: "Gu Wei?"
Gu Wei: "...You come back and do your own research."
I study?!"
Gu Wei: "..."
Me: "What?"
Gu Wei: "It's nothing. I'm going to bed." He looked uncomfortable.
Me: "Okay, I basically guessed it from your expression."
Gu Wei: "Huh?!"
Me: "Anyway, it's something not suitable for children."
Gu Wei: "..."
Sansan went online: "School, do you miss me?"
Me: "Well..."
Sansan: "You actually hesitate!!"
Me: "..." I wanted to say, um, I really wanted to.
Sansan: "Do you want a doctor?"
Me: "I think." I didn't dare to add modal particles.
Sansan: "It's his turn, why don't you hesitate?!!!"
I'll add it...
In December, Xiao Nuomi's [-]th day, cousin and Andre took him and June to X city to see grandpa.
Gu Wei uploaded a photo of him holding Nuomi.In the photo, the glutinous rice is wrapped in swaddling clothes, sleeping in Gu Wei's arms, holding Gu Wei's index finger in his little hand, and Gu Wei smiles brightly, tenderly, and full of fatherly love.
Someone quickly left a message.
Classmate A: I will go!You are the rhythm of marriage with a son!
Gu Wei replied: Get out!My wife is abroad.
Classmate B: "I'll go! Could it be that this is the second aunt's rhythm?!"
Gu Wei replied: "I didn't expect you to have a correct outlook."
Passerby A: "I'll go! Could it be that the baby cried at the door, opened the door with tears, and the birth mother left a letter, don't you forget the love back then?!" (Passerby A, you are really blind!)
Gu Wei directly "@林之学". (囧... Do you want me to take revenge?)
On a certain weekend not long after, Xiaocao cooked a large table of authentic Sichuan cuisine for passer-by A, and passer-by A excitedly took a picture and uploaded it. Three minutes later, he posted another "I am smiling smugly~I am smiling smugly~", accompanied by a smirking headshot, and @我, I guess it is pity that I am in a foreign country, and I am not blessed to enjoy delicious food.
But, he forgot @我 on the first post full of dishes, so the first thing I saw when I went up was his realistic smiling face that was so close that I could see the back molars. I didn’t know why, so I replied to see the photo First reaction: "People are stupid and have a lot of money, so hurry up and cheat?"
The next message is out of my control——
Passerby B: Keep in formation.abduction ~ selling abduction ~ abduction ~
Classmate A: Keep in formation.Congratulations, you have learned to answer quickly!
Classmate B: Keep in formation.With a big head and a thick neck, he is either rich or a cook.
My colleague Xiao A went on a blind date and sent me an email: I am meeting the other party for the second time, what should I eat?
I racked my brains for a while and replied: I don't know.
Little A: I want to!
I continued to rack my brains and replied: I really don't know.
Little A: I'll go, how did you get married? !
Me: Confused...
Little A: Good comrade, you make bold assumptions, carefully demonstrate, and give me a suggestion.
I thought about me and Gu Wei: Call a group of people and eat a big table.And then—drunk and watch their sex.
Little A: Forget it, I asked the wrong person.
Gu Wei: Don't you have weekends?
Me: Not necessarily, it depends on the progress.
Gu Wei: Eight hours a day?
Me: Ten hours, not counting my overtime hours.
Gu Wei: You save some brains, the IQ of the mother determines the IQ of the offspring.
Me: "I'm drinking milk." A [-]ml milk cup.
Gu Wei: "I see."
Me: "Three cups a day."
Gu Wei: "What do you want to do?"
Me: "Calcium supplement..."
Gu Wei: "How can you supplement calcium like you do?"
Me: "Then replenish water."
Gu Wei: "...Lin Zhixiao, I think you're letting the wind go when you go out, so why not come here if you're unreliable."
And mother video.
Mr. Lin just got up with the bird's nest on his back, and wandered around the room in a daze in his pajamas.Then I didn't know what to think, and suddenly held up a toothbrush and leaned over: "Show you my incision, it looks so beautiful."
I am embarrassed: "Can you finish brushing your teeth first?"
He lifted his hem. Four years later, the scar has faded.
Teacher Lin: "Pretty, isn't it? Much prettier than the one on your mother's belly."
I am embarrassed: "The times are different, and the technology is also different."
Teacher Lin: "It's all hand-stitched, but look at mine, the incision is straight and neat, and the centipede's feet slipped up."
Me: "It means my husband is skilled."
Teacher Lin: "Oh, um..." It seems that I just remembered that it was Gu Wei's masterpiece, "My father-in-law must sew it well."
Me: "He didn't know me when he sewed you."
Teacher Lin: "But my incision is indeed more beautiful than that of all the patients." Teacher Lin's daffodil level has soared again.
Me: "What do you want to explain?" Did Gu Wei know that you were his future father-in-law right away with his god-like power of prediction?
Teacher Lin: "Uh..."
Me: "Either he has both virtue and skill, or you are just lucky."
Teacher Lin: "...then he is both good at virtue and art."
I looked at myself in the glasses: "I am very sad."
Gu Wei: "What's wrong?"
Me: "My eyelashes are too long and they fall down."
Gu Wei: "Oh, I'm also very sad."
I:"?"
Gu Wei: "My eyelashes are too curled up."
Me: "..." I don't want to talk to him.
Me: "Grandpa!"
Grandpa smiled: "Hey, good boy."
Me: "Grandpa, it's getting cold, you should pack tightly when you go out."
Grandpa: "Okay, okay, I know. How are you doing over there?"
Me: "It's pretty good. I've adapted in every way."
Grandpa: "Well, you take care of yourself outside, and there is Xiaobei at home. I'll help you look after him, he's very good."
^ _ ^
Grandpa: "Do you want to go home?"
I think."
Grandpa: "Haha. Xiaobei is afraid that you don't want to come back."
At this moment, Mr. Gu was on the sidelines, with a delicate expression on his face.
Me: "Before I came out, he said that I am a kite. Even if I circle the earth twice, the thread is still in his hands."
Grandpa: "Oh, yes. His gray hair is worrying."
Mr. Gu finally couldn't sit still: "Grandpa." Stop breaking the news.
When grandpa left, I smiled at Mr. Gu: "It's okay, I'll pull it out for you when I get back."
Mr. Gu held his forehead helplessly, and muttered in a very low voice: "I already have gray hair..."
Log in to see the message.
"The travel diary you wrote in the past is full of pictures and texts."
I wailed and knocked back: "The paintings of this master are abstract art, which can only be understood, not expressed in words."
Thinking of Gu Wei lying on the bed slowly, flipping through what he wrote page by page, he inexplicably felt his heart itch, and added: "You can directly filter out the naive ones, and just remember the profound ones."
I came back at night and saw the message: "Oh, I just saw the line 'If I could turn into Thumbelina and lie in his shirt pocket'."
I hugged my head in embarrassment and groaned, and went out to find water to drink.
Roommate saw me: "You got a headache?"
Me: "No, I got a husband."
Chen Cong sent a photo to my mailbox: You are not here, handsome guy Gu is living a rough life.I said, smiled and sent it to the school.
In the photo, Gu Wei is sitting at the desk, holding a pen to write, turning his face around, smiling faintly at the camera.
I downloaded it and put it on my phone, and replied to the email: You successfully tricked me into tears.
Then I chose the song "Ke Feng" and sent it to Gu Wei's mailbox, and recently used it to fall asleep.The first time I heard this song, I thought of Gu Wei.Thinking of the first time I dreamed of him, sleeping peacefully on the white bed.At that time, the mood of waking up from the dream was a little lost.
Later, he came out of the dream.
Later, he slept peacefully next to me.
Later, I watched his sleeping appearance countless times.
Sometimes I feel as if I have returned to the original dream.I couldn't tell if I was afraid to wake him or if he couldn't hear me.
I don't miss him, but miss him so much.
Missing may make dreams blurred.
Go out to buy fruit, instead of riding a bike, just take a walk.
Passing by the coffee bar, there are very few people, and the guitarist is singing "Duet" softly.I was a little surprised to hear Rachel Yamagata's song here, so I stopped.
The guitarist's slightly sandy voice is a little casual, like when he was basking in the sun, he sang as soon as he thought of it.
After singing, he waved to me.I nodded to him with some embarrassment, and handed over the paper bag containing the soufflé and cookies in my arms. He picked out a chocolate chip cookie, made an OK gesture, and continued singing after eating, still looking like he was basking in the sun.
I hold the fruit and cookies and move on.The sun is shining on the body, very warm.
I glanced at my watch, my Mr. Gu should not be awake yet.
(End of this chapter)
The roommate laughed loudly: "Here, you don't have a big problem if you don't lock it."
I asked: "Why?"
She said: "The theft rate of women's cars is much lower than that of men's cars, and the thieves are more gentlemanly." (Really?)
Later, with her staff, I selected a wine-red bicycle, went back to the dormitory, and wiped it twice with detergent and a sponge brush.
Me: "Da da ~ how is it?" It's completely new!
The roommate nodded affirmatively: "Well, the probability of being stolen has quadrupled. Good luck."
I left a message to Yinxi: "With a car, I feel that life is beautiful!"
Despised by the queen: "Promise!"
I was riding my car on the avenue, the breeze was blowing, and I was very comfortable.
Roommate: "You're so easy to please."
Me: "There is an old saying in China, contented people are always happy."
Roommate: "However, if you find this car, you are really lucky."
I haven't ridden a bicycle for a long time, and this mode of transportation that is in close contact with nature relieved my tense nerves for many days.Every morning, on the boulevard, there are jogging couples, old people walking their dogs, bicyclists in twos and threes, students running fast in front of buildings on rainy days with their books in their hands, and a boy with glasses sitting on the lawn on a sunny day with his cheeks dragging his hands. At noon, a large crowd of people mixed with bicycles, talking and laughing across the campus to eat... In my opinion, they are all beautiful pictures that cannot be more beautiful.
I have always felt that campus life is the purest life in one's life.No matter how busy and hard it is, it is always a small world under the dome and above the hotbed, which is worth cherishing by everyone.
I sent Gu Wei a photo taken by my roommate of me loading a book basket on a bicycle: "I will definitely be reluctant to part with this car when I go back."
Gu Wei finished the appraisal with a very professional eye: "I have never seen this color and this model. Before you leave, find a good home for it."
Me: "Why is Gu Wei so cool when he goes to work? Because he has to pretend to be prudent. Why is he pretending to be prudent? Because he looks younger than his real age. What's wrong with that? Of course not, doctors get older and older. valuable."
Gu Wei: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm practicing talking to myself."
Gu Wei: "You didn't go to Lop Nur."
Me: "Huh? Do you know Lop Nur?"
Gu Wei: "Just because you're a medical idiot doesn't mean I'm a geography idiot."
Is it my fault? !When normal people see docetaxel or gemcitabine, don’t they all react like 〇_〇?How can the Mariana Trench or Mount Everest be known to everyone!
Usually Gu Wei would log on to MSN when he got home from get off work, until I woke up and called him.
Gu Wei: "Get up so early today."
I scratched my hair: "Out of the data, I can't sleep."
Gu Wei: "Normal heart, ordinary heart."
Me: "I really want to hug you."
Gu Wei: "Well... the cost is a bit high."
I:"……"
Then he opens his arms across the video.
evening--
Gu Wei: "Haven't gone back yet."
Me: "No. Wait for my colleague to send a set of test results."
Gu Wei: "Then I won't bother you anymore, remember to eat on time."
Me: "Okay, bye. mua!" I was embarrassed by myself after knowing it.The habit of calling Teacher Lin was brought to Gu Wei.
Gu Wei froze for a moment: "Uh, uh, ah, oh, um, um, ok, um, ok. Bye." It's messy...
Ha, I suddenly think this man is so cute.
Once I went to bed very late the night before, and fell asleep without saying a word in the morning.Video is on.
Message 1: "You wrapped the quilt like a cocoon."
Message 2: "Sleep on your side or face up, don't stuff your head, don't oppress your heart."
Received Gu Wei's email, the bottom line.
“I miss your breakfast. —From: Chen Cong”
I replied: "Tell Chen Cong, it's too nasty. I can't stand it."
Hui said: "Orthodox social tone."
I replied: "Too straightforward."
He replied: "Then what if I say I miss you?"
I replied: "Me too."
He replied: "You are too straightforward!"
I replied: "Please don't use Gu Wei's email address as QQ."
No reply. Over.
Colleagues say you look small.
I said, I'm married and my husband is six years older than me.
A colleague (female) heard: "Oh, he must be sexy!"
How did this conclusion come about?
When Chinese people see Gu Wei, they think he is very handsome.
A colleague spotted Gu Wei's photo on the desktop of my phone: "Your husband? What a brilliant face."
I said dryly: "Yup, pretty brilliant."
Aesthetic differences between China and the West.
Colleagues asked: Why do Asians look so small?
I told him that my husband and I are actually not so small in China.
Colleagues emphasized, no, they look younger than their real age, especially Gu Wei.
I had a hard time telling him that my husband was an exception and would always look 28 years old.
After speaking, I suddenly felt like I was married to a vampire.
Then I remembered that I have a father who looks like he will always be in his 40s!
My roommate saw me using Gu Wei's 5-inch photo as a bookmark, and said with emotion: "It's so romantic."
I said: "This is a way to motivate me to read books, read a lot, and read books quickly. It is very practical."
I don't talk about my husband too much with people, they just know him as a surgeon with a good personality.
"A geologist, and, a surgeon—" the roommate's first reaction, "How?"
Isn't this combination weird?
Roommate Tan Tanshou: "Your combination is rare, this is the first time I have seen it."
I said, "I love the man, not the surgeon. It doesn't matter what he does."
Roommate: "Wow, I underestimated how romantic Chinese people are."
Gu Wei took a break and went online.I stretched my hand far enough to reach the touchpad (too lazy to install the mouse), click on it, and adjusted the camera angle: "Hi... wait for me for a few minutes." Bolt continued to work.
Gu Wei let out a "hmm".
About half an hour later, I looked up, and he was also writing over there, probably either a summary, a report, or a thesis. Anyway, we just want to feel that the other party is by our side.So they continued to work on their own things.
My roommate knocked on the door and came in to borrow things, and saw Gu Wei and I being so "quiet and peaceful": "Uh—Well, a geologist—and—a surgeon."
I:"……"
Sometimes when encountering a question and unable to think of an answer, I silently say "Gu Wei, Gu Wei, Gu Wei, Gu Wei..."
A colleague asked, "What are you reading?"
The answer: "The spell."
Colleagues see me email, "Gosh, Blackberry!" as if I'm holding a monster in my hand, and conclude that my spare time must be boring.
Me: "Hey, it's just a phone, not a plaything." Phone calls, text messages and emails are the essence.
Going back, I sighed to Gu Wei: "A person who works more than 12 hours a day, where does he have the energy to play that, so, so many, of, apps?"
Gu Wei: "It depends on whether he is married or not."
me?"
Gu Wei: "For example, I basically don't play anymore, I don't have time to play."
Me: "So I should laugh at him tomorrow for not getting married?"
Gu Wei: "Well... you should convince him that instead of playing games after working so long every day, it's better to do some exercise, go to bed early, and recharge your batteries—"
Me: "Do you want to get married?"
Gu Wei Fu forehead: "OK, let him go."
Gu Wei: "Xiao Zhongyi and the others are back."
Me: "How was your honeymoon?"
Gu Wei: "It's not me who is on the honeymoon."
Me: "Okay. Where's Sansan's gift?"
Gu Wei: "..." Looking at the sky and the ground, his eyes wandered.
Me: "Gu Wei?"
Gu Wei: "...You come back and do your own research."
I study?!"
Gu Wei: "..."
Me: "What?"
Gu Wei: "It's nothing. I'm going to bed." He looked uncomfortable.
Me: "Okay, I basically guessed it from your expression."
Gu Wei: "Huh?!"
Me: "Anyway, it's something not suitable for children."
Gu Wei: "..."
Sansan went online: "School, do you miss me?"
Me: "Well..."
Sansan: "You actually hesitate!!"
Me: "..." I wanted to say, um, I really wanted to.
Sansan: "Do you want a doctor?"
Me: "I think." I didn't dare to add modal particles.
Sansan: "It's his turn, why don't you hesitate?!!!"
I'll add it...
In December, Xiao Nuomi's [-]th day, cousin and Andre took him and June to X city to see grandpa.
Gu Wei uploaded a photo of him holding Nuomi.In the photo, the glutinous rice is wrapped in swaddling clothes, sleeping in Gu Wei's arms, holding Gu Wei's index finger in his little hand, and Gu Wei smiles brightly, tenderly, and full of fatherly love.
Someone quickly left a message.
Classmate A: I will go!You are the rhythm of marriage with a son!
Gu Wei replied: Get out!My wife is abroad.
Classmate B: "I'll go! Could it be that this is the second aunt's rhythm?!"
Gu Wei replied: "I didn't expect you to have a correct outlook."
Passerby A: "I'll go! Could it be that the baby cried at the door, opened the door with tears, and the birth mother left a letter, don't you forget the love back then?!" (Passerby A, you are really blind!)
Gu Wei directly "@林之学". (囧... Do you want me to take revenge?)
On a certain weekend not long after, Xiaocao cooked a large table of authentic Sichuan cuisine for passer-by A, and passer-by A excitedly took a picture and uploaded it. Three minutes later, he posted another "I am smiling smugly~I am smiling smugly~", accompanied by a smirking headshot, and @我, I guess it is pity that I am in a foreign country, and I am not blessed to enjoy delicious food.
But, he forgot @我 on the first post full of dishes, so the first thing I saw when I went up was his realistic smiling face that was so close that I could see the back molars. I didn’t know why, so I replied to see the photo First reaction: "People are stupid and have a lot of money, so hurry up and cheat?"
The next message is out of my control——
Passerby B: Keep in formation.abduction ~ selling abduction ~ abduction ~
Classmate A: Keep in formation.Congratulations, you have learned to answer quickly!
Classmate B: Keep in formation.With a big head and a thick neck, he is either rich or a cook.
My colleague Xiao A went on a blind date and sent me an email: I am meeting the other party for the second time, what should I eat?
I racked my brains for a while and replied: I don't know.
Little A: I want to!
I continued to rack my brains and replied: I really don't know.
Little A: I'll go, how did you get married? !
Me: Confused...
Little A: Good comrade, you make bold assumptions, carefully demonstrate, and give me a suggestion.
I thought about me and Gu Wei: Call a group of people and eat a big table.And then—drunk and watch their sex.
Little A: Forget it, I asked the wrong person.
Gu Wei: Don't you have weekends?
Me: Not necessarily, it depends on the progress.
Gu Wei: Eight hours a day?
Me: Ten hours, not counting my overtime hours.
Gu Wei: You save some brains, the IQ of the mother determines the IQ of the offspring.
Me: "I'm drinking milk." A [-]ml milk cup.
Gu Wei: "I see."
Me: "Three cups a day."
Gu Wei: "What do you want to do?"
Me: "Calcium supplement..."
Gu Wei: "How can you supplement calcium like you do?"
Me: "Then replenish water."
Gu Wei: "...Lin Zhixiao, I think you're letting the wind go when you go out, so why not come here if you're unreliable."
And mother video.
Mr. Lin just got up with the bird's nest on his back, and wandered around the room in a daze in his pajamas.Then I didn't know what to think, and suddenly held up a toothbrush and leaned over: "Show you my incision, it looks so beautiful."
I am embarrassed: "Can you finish brushing your teeth first?"
He lifted his hem. Four years later, the scar has faded.
Teacher Lin: "Pretty, isn't it? Much prettier than the one on your mother's belly."
I am embarrassed: "The times are different, and the technology is also different."
Teacher Lin: "It's all hand-stitched, but look at mine, the incision is straight and neat, and the centipede's feet slipped up."
Me: "It means my husband is skilled."
Teacher Lin: "Oh, um..." It seems that I just remembered that it was Gu Wei's masterpiece, "My father-in-law must sew it well."
Me: "He didn't know me when he sewed you."
Teacher Lin: "But my incision is indeed more beautiful than that of all the patients." Teacher Lin's daffodil level has soared again.
Me: "What do you want to explain?" Did Gu Wei know that you were his future father-in-law right away with his god-like power of prediction?
Teacher Lin: "Uh..."
Me: "Either he has both virtue and skill, or you are just lucky."
Teacher Lin: "...then he is both good at virtue and art."
I looked at myself in the glasses: "I am very sad."
Gu Wei: "What's wrong?"
Me: "My eyelashes are too long and they fall down."
Gu Wei: "Oh, I'm also very sad."
I:"?"
Gu Wei: "My eyelashes are too curled up."
Me: "..." I don't want to talk to him.
Me: "Grandpa!"
Grandpa smiled: "Hey, good boy."
Me: "Grandpa, it's getting cold, you should pack tightly when you go out."
Grandpa: "Okay, okay, I know. How are you doing over there?"
Me: "It's pretty good. I've adapted in every way."
Grandpa: "Well, you take care of yourself outside, and there is Xiaobei at home. I'll help you look after him, he's very good."
^ _ ^
Grandpa: "Do you want to go home?"
I think."
Grandpa: "Haha. Xiaobei is afraid that you don't want to come back."
At this moment, Mr. Gu was on the sidelines, with a delicate expression on his face.
Me: "Before I came out, he said that I am a kite. Even if I circle the earth twice, the thread is still in his hands."
Grandpa: "Oh, yes. His gray hair is worrying."
Mr. Gu finally couldn't sit still: "Grandpa." Stop breaking the news.
When grandpa left, I smiled at Mr. Gu: "It's okay, I'll pull it out for you when I get back."
Mr. Gu held his forehead helplessly, and muttered in a very low voice: "I already have gray hair..."
Log in to see the message.
"The travel diary you wrote in the past is full of pictures and texts."
I wailed and knocked back: "The paintings of this master are abstract art, which can only be understood, not expressed in words."
Thinking of Gu Wei lying on the bed slowly, flipping through what he wrote page by page, he inexplicably felt his heart itch, and added: "You can directly filter out the naive ones, and just remember the profound ones."
I came back at night and saw the message: "Oh, I just saw the line 'If I could turn into Thumbelina and lie in his shirt pocket'."
I hugged my head in embarrassment and groaned, and went out to find water to drink.
Roommate saw me: "You got a headache?"
Me: "No, I got a husband."
Chen Cong sent a photo to my mailbox: You are not here, handsome guy Gu is living a rough life.I said, smiled and sent it to the school.
In the photo, Gu Wei is sitting at the desk, holding a pen to write, turning his face around, smiling faintly at the camera.
I downloaded it and put it on my phone, and replied to the email: You successfully tricked me into tears.
Then I chose the song "Ke Feng" and sent it to Gu Wei's mailbox, and recently used it to fall asleep.The first time I heard this song, I thought of Gu Wei.Thinking of the first time I dreamed of him, sleeping peacefully on the white bed.At that time, the mood of waking up from the dream was a little lost.
Later, he came out of the dream.
Later, he slept peacefully next to me.
Later, I watched his sleeping appearance countless times.
Sometimes I feel as if I have returned to the original dream.I couldn't tell if I was afraid to wake him or if he couldn't hear me.
I don't miss him, but miss him so much.
Missing may make dreams blurred.
Go out to buy fruit, instead of riding a bike, just take a walk.
Passing by the coffee bar, there are very few people, and the guitarist is singing "Duet" softly.I was a little surprised to hear Rachel Yamagata's song here, so I stopped.
The guitarist's slightly sandy voice is a little casual, like when he was basking in the sun, he sang as soon as he thought of it.
After singing, he waved to me.I nodded to him with some embarrassment, and handed over the paper bag containing the soufflé and cookies in my arms. He picked out a chocolate chip cookie, made an OK gesture, and continued singing after eating, still looking like he was basking in the sun.
I hold the fruit and cookies and move on.The sun is shining on the body, very warm.
I glanced at my watch, my Mr. Gu should not be awake yet.
(End of this chapter)
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