For the rest of my life, please advise

Chapter 54
Going to Berlin together on our honeymoon, it was a weird feeling, he was standing next to me, and I was watching the days when he wasn't there.Suddenly remembered a very literary saying: "I have seen the world you have seen, and I have walked the road you have walked, so that I can get closer to you."

So he asked Gu Wei: "Do you want to come to P City in the future?"

Answer: "No."

Ask: "Why? The scenery here is very good."

Answer: "It's not good, I'm not happy, and it's too good, I'm not happy." So I stopped watching it.

Mr. Gu is also very straight when he is straight.

"Wife wife wife wife wife..."

"you've been drinking?"

"...Why do you always think I'm drinking?"

Because you are old and out of order...

Me: "Because... use wine to drown your sorrows."

Gu Wei: "Don't worry, I will definitely take care of my health."

"..." Then wait for me to come back and trouble me?

"Hahaha." Gu Wei smiled sinisterly.

"Why do I feel that I'm not at home, you are demonized."

"That is, I am entertaining myself all day long, how can I not be demonized!"

I looked up to the sky and sighed: Is this the rhythm of male gods wanting to become male nerves?Where has the once dignified and reserved Dr. Gu gone?

As soon as the Christmas break was over, the campus suddenly became much deserted.

I accepted my roommate's invitation to spend Christmas Eve at her house.After dinner, I bid farewell to the family, went back to the dormitory by myself, and called Gu Wei while walking with a present in my arms.

Me: "Gu Wei! Merry Christmas!"

Gu Wei: "Merry Christmas. Are you outside?"

Me: "Yeah, I've been walking for an hour!" God bless my roommate's dad for drawing me a useful map.

Gu Wei: "It's so late?!"

Me: "The street is very lively!" I literally called him through my scarf.

Gu Wei: "Have you received the gift?"

Me: "Got it! Christina's father gave me a big and strong umbrella, her mother gave me a scarf, and her brother gave me a clay sculpture, made by myself!"

"What gift did you give them?"

"Gift Card. Time is too tight, and I don't know what to buy, and I brought a bouquet of flowers. But I arrived earlier, so it's okay to do Dao Dongpo Meat?"

Gu Wei smiled: "It's time to express my sincerity."

I looked at the lively street: "I see couples kissing!"

There was no sound on the other end of the phone.

After a while, Gu Wei said softly on the other end of the phone: "Merry Christmas. I love you."

On the streets of a foreign country, when I heard Gu Wei say "I love you" for the first time, I suddenly felt that I couldn't walk anymore.

Gu Wei: "Today a girl said she likes me."

Me: "Today there was also a girl who said she liked me."

Gu Wei: 〇_〇

After half a minute of staring at each other.

Gu Wei: "That girl is 5 years and 7 months old."

Me: "Oh, I said that if my husband is reincarnated as a woman in the next life, then I will like women."

Gu Wei: "..."

Gu Wei: "Happy birthday."

"Huh?" I glanced at my watch, "It hasn't arrived yet."

Gu Wei: "You were born in China, please refer to Beijing time."

I looked at the sky: "I'm getting old one day earlier."

Gu Wei: "What birthday present do you want?"

Me: "Anything is fine?"

Gu Wei: "It depends on your conscience."

Me: "Haha, take off your clothes, I haven't been close to men for a long time."

Gu Wei: "..."

Later... Of course I didn't take it off.Gu Wei said: "I'll give you this gift when you come back."

When I met Gu Wei, I had just passed my 21st birthday, and he had just passed his 28th birthday.

For my 22nd birthday, he bought a wonderful cake.

Me: "What is this?"

Gu Wei: "Cake."

Me: "Isn't the baker doing it at will?"

Quadrilaterals with unequal sides and unequal angles, pure black, with a huge "2" in the middle, and a very bitter taste.

Gu Wei: "This way you will have a deep memory."

I then felt that my boyfriend was really a thoughtful, in-depth, and creative young man.And it is true that the cakes I ate later forgot what they looked like.

On the night of Gu Wei's 29th birthday, he was surprised by the cake I held in front of him. 〇_〇

Gu Wei: "What is this?"

Me: "Cake."

Gu Wei: "Why is it so strange?" Then he quickly snapped off the twisted "9" in the middle and put it into his mouth.

I don't think I can buy a cake that can surpass that "2", so I simply went into battle by myself, striving for weird shapes and post-modern tastes.

Gu Wei didn't even light the candle, took a spoon, took a bite and put it in his mouth: "Like bread."

I:"……"

Then he had milk for supper, and I completely silenced him beside him.

Sometimes it feels unfair.He has experienced my age, solving me is the same as solving a linear equation in two variables, but I have not experienced his age, solving him is more difficult than solving Morse code.

Received an email from Chen Cong: Brother and sister, I was wrong.I was really wrong.

Seeing that I was confused, I went back: What's wrong?
Chen Cong: Gu Wei didn't tell you?It's over, I'm in big trouble.

Later, I learned that the general situation is that Gu Wei went to the surgery and left the wedding ring in the desk drawer (usually it is placed in the locker when changing clothes, and I probably forgot it that day), and it was not over until twelve o'clock. back.So the poor and bored boy Chen Cong and a group of friends hid the ring.Gu Wei couldn't find it when he came back, but the acting skills of his friends "I don't know" are too realistic.In the end, before leaving get off work, Gu Wei went to change his clothes. When Chen Cong was going to put the ring back in the drawer, Gu Wei caught him. (Chen Cong's talent for doing bad things is really...)
Me: You hid the wedding ring I bought and you want me to plead for you?

Chen Cong: This is a good-natured joke.

Me: Tell Gu Wei about this.

Chen Cong: My brother treats you so well in vain!
I:"……"

After that, when talking to Gu Wei.

Me: "I heard something recently."

Gu Wei: "Chen Cong, right?"

Me: "Ah... what happened to you?"

Gu Wei: "It's nothing."

Me: "Well, okay, then don't forgive him." ^_^
Gu Wei: "After the seven-year itch, I will have children again."

I calculated, there are more than two years left, and asked: "Why?"

Gu Wei said: "I have to manage you stably first, and make sure there is no problem. Then I have time to manage the small ones."

Me: "Why do you always describe me as a terrorist who can go wrong at any time?"

Gu Wei: "Isn't it?"

I:"……"

Me: "Is it snowing in City X?"

Gu Wei: "Only smog."

Me: "I downloaded it so early last year, but I haven't downloaded it this year."

Gu Wei: "There is no wet and cold air, and the sun is shining every day."

Me: "Oh, I'm leaving, and the snow doesn't fall anymore."

Gu Wei: "..."

Chat for a while.

Gu Wei: "Did you cut your hair?"

Me: "So obvious?"

Gu Wei: "It's so short. No, why do you always like to cut our hair when we are apart?"

Me: "It's purely a coincidence. How about enjoying the snow scene with you when my hair reaches my waist?"

Gu Wei: "Not good. You won't be able to reach your waist for a while."

Me: "It won't be snowing in City X for a while!"

A: "Ah Xiao, what is the first thing you should start preparing after you decide to get married? A hotel? Wedding photos?"

Different people have different answers to this question.Yinxi will say, engagement date; Sansan will say, honeymoon; Xiaocao will say, exercise to ensure a strong heart; doctors are relatively simple - get a certificate...

I thought about it seriously: "Let's practice calligraphy."

A: "Did you go to a foreign country, or to an alien planet?"

I:"……"

Writing invitations is a time-consuming job, seeking both quality and quantity.Ask someone to write, it is inevitable to make mistakes.It is of course more sincere to write by yourself, but the premise is that the words must be improvised, which cannot be achieved by surprise in a day or two.

At the beginning, Gu Wei was forced by me to practice handwriting for half an hour every day (I think Gu Wei's handwriting is very good, but grandpa couldn't pass it, so he had to practice, and I was in charge of supervising the work), but he quit after a week, and threw the pen away: "You make a condition, I agree unconditionally."

I also hated him for being so tired during the day and practicing calligraphy at night, so I reached a deal with "must outlive me" (now I regret it, I should have opened a bigger one), and I wrote all the invitations by myself.

Couples in threes and threes are even more aggressive, Lao Xiao is responsible for writing English and Japanese, and she is responsible for writing Chinese (the whole invitation is like a copybook for the two of them).After receiving the invitation, many people studied it for a long time like me-how many people's handwriting are there?
As for Xiaocao, you just need to remember that Passerby A is a wife slave.When he came to my unit, he left behind a large box of blank invitations, the guest list, and a large box of egg tarts, and then drifted away—no morals.

In the evening, Gu Wei was playing on the computer, and I was lying next to him to write invitations.I kicked him: "Share the blessings, share the troubles."

Gu Wei: "I didn't even get the egg tart." (The colleague split it up.)
Me: "I'll buy you a box tomorrow."

Gu Wei: "No."

Me: "You make a condition."

Gu Wei smiled: "Are you sure I can drive as you please?"

I thought about it for a while, and said, "Forget it, I'll do it myself." I can't play him.

Later, Gu Wei still got out because he received a call from a passer-by at eleven o'clock in the evening: "Sorry, I remembered that XXX and XXX are still missing!" (I was already asleep at the time.)
I went to work the next day, and Gu Wei wrote the rest at home.Later at the wedding, Passerby A drank Gu Weijing's wine for real money. (That picture is very weird, everyone can imagine for themselves.)
A: "You wrote the invitation for Passerby A and Xiaocao? Lin, look at our friendship for so many years——"

Me: "My husband wrote it."

A: "Concentrate on studying, and don't let down the expectations of the party and the people!"

I:"……"

Everyone is too direct.

Illness comes like a mountain.It's cold winter again, and it's two places apart, and it's a continuous low-grade fever.

After staying up until Friday, my anger dissipated...

After drinking a glass of juice, taking a hot shower, I lay down on the bed.The string in my head throbbed and hurt.As soon as I closed my eyes, I felt that the bed was rotating counterclockwise at a very slow speed, and I thought, it would be great if I could really pass out!

My roommate came in and asked if he would take me to the doctor.

I shook my head and didn't look at it. My husband is a doctor. (It has completely fallen into a black storm of logical disorder.)
When Gu Wei called, I couldn't keep my eyes open, so I simply pushed the phone to the roommate who came in, listening to their chirping and chirping.

The phone was attached to my ear again, and I only heard Gu Wei ask: "Do you want me to go?"

I do not want."

Gu Wei lost his voice.

I just want to sleep.I'm going to go crazy if I don't sleep or wake up like this.

The roommate next to him took the phone away again.

I pulled up the quilt, and either finally fainted or finally fell asleep behind me.

When I woke up, my headache seemed to be slightly better.

Gu Wei called again: "Do you want me to go?"

Me: "No. I will die when you leave." (What I want to express is: If he comes in a hurry, then when he leaves in a hurry, I will feel even more uncomfortable, and I will die of discomfort.)
Gu Weimo paused for a while: "Drink some hot water, eat something light, and go to sleep."

I thought it made sense, so I hung up the phone...

When I go on a trip, I like to buy tea caddy, tinplate, tin, ceramic...and then go back to save the steel tin.

City Y's home is full of a window.

When Gu Wei went to City Y, his mother said, "Take these tea pots back with her."

Teacher Lin: "I like the ceramic one!"

Gu Wei silently took it out of the bag and gave it to him.

Return to City X.

Gu Wei: "So much...how long have you saved it?"

Me: "I can't remember."

Gu Wei: "It's all tea pots."

Me: "The style is unified."

Gu Wei held up a ceramic medicine box (piggy bank): "Then what's going on?"

=_=Are you asking knowingly?
Xiao Ren is a sincere child, how honest is he?He would rather find Gu Wei to play with him than his elder brother.

Mr. Gu is good at football, good at swimming, passable in basketball, barely passable in badminton and table tennis, but tennis is not good. When I am in excellent condition, I can completely abuse him.

Xiaoren is best at tennis.

Mr. Gu is very sad...

Because it damaged his majestic image as a brother-in-law.

So I chatted with Xiaoren.

Me: "Isn't it cold to play in winter?" (They play outdoors.)
Xiao Ren: "A man."

Me: "It's windy."

Xiaoren: "Practice skills."

Me: "Is it comfortable to wear so many clothes?"

Xiaoren: "You have to sweat in winter, otherwise your joints will get rusted."

Me: "In winter, you should cultivate your body and mind, and it is suitable for milder exercise."

Xiao Ren: "For example?"

Me: "Like swimming."

Xiao Ren went swimming with Gu Wei.

After swimming twice, I still chose Lagu Wei to play tennis.

Because—"You're not here, I dragged him out for a walk naked, it doesn't seem very good." (This kid's Chinese is really bad.)
Mr. Gu didn't notice that there are women & men who appreciate their bodies, he only knows that playing tennis makes him very tangled.

The unit sent out things a year ago, so I asked Gu Wei to help me pick them up.

Seeing his colleagues jokingly say something like "Little groom officer, do you want a bride?" (囧, still a little groom officer.)
Later, Gu Wei complained to me: "The more desolate I behave, the happier everyone is. What kind of mentality is this?"

Do you think Gu Wei won't get angry?wrong!
He was tense before!
Gu Wei: "When are you coming back?" (The tone is soft.)
Me: "It's still a while."

Gu Wei: "What do you mean?" (The beginning is not gentle.)
Me: "...literally."

Gu Wei: "How about Chinese New Year?" (Being serious.)
Me: "Probably, maybe, probably, more likely."

Gu Wei: "Didn't you say you came back at the end of January?" (Beginning extremely serious.)
Me: "The time... is not so certain, it may be a little... two days later."

Gu Wei: "Can scientific researchers have such a bad sense of time?!" (Begin to be serious.)
Me: "I...can't... just withdraw before finishing the project."

Gu Wei: "Then do I have to celebrate the New Year alone?" (Began to question.)
Me: "There are still parents, grandpa..."

Gu Wei: "I celebrate the New Year alone!" (Begins to get angry.)
Me: "Ah..." I'm at a loss for words.

Gu Wei: "This will affect the relationship between husband and wife and the harmony of the family! I am alone! Eat alone, sleep alone, and watch the Spring Festival Gala alone..." (Start Tang Seng.)
I know it's wrong for me to do this, but when I heard him suddenly turn on Tang Monk mode, I wanted to laugh for no reason.

So I just laughed.

Gu Wei was completely blown up: "Lin Zhixiao!!!"

I raised my hand and swore, "I promise to go back as soon as it's over."

Gu Wei: "Lin's School!!!" (Probably running out of words.)
Me: "How about your calmness? What about the majestic atmosphere when you sent me away?"

Gu Wei: "What a majestic atmosphere!"

Me: "Hey, have you cleaned the house?"

Gu Wei: "Yesterday I cleaned all the book walls by myself, do you know how big the project is?!"

I am a dog leg: "It's hard work, hard work, hard work."

Gu Wei: "Get out of your box, what notes, loose-leaf papers, excerpt cards, what..." He grabbed a notebook next to him and shook it in front of the camera, "These!"

My embarrassment, political notes in school: "Why do you have this?"

Gu Wei: "I have kept this book, and the others have been boxed and put in the garage."

Me: "Why stay?"

Gu Wei: "In the future, I will practice calligraphy for children, from an early age!"

Me: "..." It's full of words, doesn't it make children hate it?

Gu Wei found the crooked building and immediately adjusted it: "Then when do you want to come back?!"

Me: "Report the work progress at all times."

Gu Wei probably lost his temper, so he said sadly: "I went to clean the windows..." and floated away.

It is said (according to grandpa) that after Gu Wei knew that I would not be able to go back for the New Year, he was in an emotional turmoil for two days.

Mr. Gu's mood is like this: he doesn't cry, he doesn't make trouble, he doesn't make a bad face, he doesn't get angry, but he just lets you know that he is in a mood. (I don't know how to describe it, just think that he is communicating with brain waves.)
Then I was taught a lesson by my grandfather.

Be honest...

Gu Wei: "I was tired from watching, so I took off my glasses and planned to take a break, and cut off my nails by the way. But the first time I cut it, the nail shards bounced into my eyes."

I laughed: "The air is dry in winter. Either cut after taking a shower, or wash your hands before cutting."

Gu Wei: "I ran out of tempeh at home, and I couldn't find that brand in the supermarket."

(End of this chapter)