For the rest of my life, please advise

Chapter 58 The "Old Couple" in Love (2)
Old Xiao: "I don't believe it."

I really do not know."

Old Xiao: "Then give me an estimate." How obsessed is this person with money?

I estimated and reported the number.

Old Xiao: "I don't believe it."

Me: "If you don't believe me, I'll let you down. If you have the ability, turn to Gu Wei and ask him."

Round 2
As soon as the pen stopped, Sansan immediately asked, "How much is your savings?"

Gu Wei smiled: "What's the rush? I choose to take risks."

Sansan angry: "Find a woman to kiss for 1 minute, except for Lin Zhixiao!"

Gu Wei directly passed me and leaned towards Sansan——

Sansan quickly retracted into Lao Xiao's arms with an "ah".

Gu Wei shrugged and sat back: "The other party is unwilling, and I can't help it."

Round 3
Passerby A: "The truth."

Sansan stared straight at him for a long time, then suddenly asked, "Are you bisexual?" (Passerby A looks very "white and tender", and all the rot in Sansan's heart is drawn out.)
Passerby A: "I'm married and you ask me this?! I'm going to be a father soon, you ask me this?!"

Thirty-three:"……"

Round 4
I don't know why, everyone seems to be looking forward to Gu Weixuan's truth, but his thinking is obviously the opposite, he chooses to take risks from the beginning to the end, with a posture of "what can you do to me".

Chen Cong: "As long as you have a deposit, you can be close to Lin Zhixiao for as long as possible." (This is an insidious act of disguised truth, please don't learn from it.)
Gu Wei: "Do you want to see me give her artificial respiration?"

I suddenly felt that Gu Wei was a dangerous product.

Round 5
Finally turning to Lao Xiao, he thought for two seconds: "Take a risk." (The kind people choose the truth, and the unkind people choose the risk, fully explaining the essence of "a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water".)
Gu Wei: "The auto show on the first floor next door. Go buy a car. Immediately. Immediately."

I'm going to adore the doctor! ! !
Lao Xiao accepted the punishment.He invites you for dinner.

Later, on the way home, I asked Gu Wei: "What if Lao Xiao chooses the truth?"

Gu Wei: "Then ask the essential oil they brought back, how does it work?"

〇_〇

On the second weekend of my return, I went back to City Y to see my parents.Teacher Lin opened the door.

"Daddy!" I gave him a bear hug.

Teacher Lin: "Okay, okay." Then he put his arms around my waist, "Did you not eat well outside?"

Me: "I don't think what you think."

Teacher Lin: "Do you miss me or Gu Wei?"

I became angry from embarrassment: "... Miss my mother!"

After lunch, everyone loves to sit on the sofa and chat.Teacher Lin sat next to his mother, put his paws on her belly, and squeezed her again.

Teacher Lin: "Meaty."

Mother: "..." She glanced at him sideways, "Take your hands away."

Teacher Lin was indifferent.

The mother was speechless: "Why did I find you in my life?"

Teacher Lin is extremely narcissistic: "You must have saved the Milky Way in your previous life."

Mother: "So the Milky Way has come to seek revenge from me in this life?"

teacher LIN:"……"

I looked at Teacher Lin eating happily, and asked Gu Wei: "Is this appetite a bit big?"

Gu Wei: "Generally, after two years after surgery, it will basically return to the pre-operative level."

I turned my head: "Mr. Lin, I only saw you eat so much when you were in your 30s."

Among gay men, Ms. Lin has always been a more refined type of eating, which caused me to have a wrong understanding of the concept of adult men's food intake before the age of 20.

Mother: "Now it's a wolf."

I asked Gu Wei again: "Will it hold up, bigger than before?"

Gu Wei smiled: "I can't rule out the possibility."

After the meal, Mr. Lin wiped his mouth and smiled cheaply: "My appetite is better than yours now, because my stomach is new~"

Everyone is silent...

I suddenly remembered a very important question, but I never asked Gu Wei: "My dad opened it up, what's inside?"

Teacher Lin continued to be cute: "That's also good-looking, pretty~" (Is this the thinking logic of a handsome man? =_=)

I looked at Gu Wei expectantly.

Gu Wei: "Hey, it's time to eat, let's not talk about this."

Small talk after dinner.

Mother: "The better the relationship between husband and wife, the more beautiful the child. You can basically judge the relationship between the parents when they were pregnant by looking at a person's appearance."

Me: "There is another saying?"

Teacher Lin glanced at me, with a melancholy expression on his face: "I think we had a good relationship at that time, why... oh..."

= _ =
Mother patted Teacher Lin with a raging palm: "Isn't my daughter beautiful, huh? Isn't she beautiful?!"

Teacher Lin immediately said, "Ah, ah, it's okay, it's pretty okay."

Niangqin continued to shoot: "It's alright?!"

Teacher Lin: "Ah, it means beautiful, quite beautiful."

Mother: "Anyway, it has nothing to do with you, it's the flesh that fell from my body."

Teacher Lin immediately said, "My, my, mine, mine and mine."

I am embarrassed: "You are too superficial! IQ is much more important than beauty." After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Gu Wei who was laughing beside him, "In the future, if our two children are not beautiful, who is to blame?"

Gu Wei immediately said, "Whatever is mine, what is mine, what is mine."

At night, he came over to rub my face, smiling while rubbing: "How could our child not be pretty!"

We haven't seen each other for more than half a year. Mr. Lin and I decided to have a PK.

The way of PK: play games.

The name of the game: Ball in the Hole 4. (1, 2, 3 we have all PKed, Mr. Lin failed miserably.)
One computer per person, one hour to see who can pass more checkpoints.

Then Gu Wei and Niangqin also joined the battle.

10 minute later.

Teacher Lin: "I'm applying for a suspension."

Me: "Huh?"

Teacher Lin: "My partner is too slow!"

Mother: "..."

So Gu Wei went to a group with Mr. Lin, and mother came to my side.

The farther to the back of the checkpoint, the more abnormal, and the two of them overtook the speed.

I turned my head to look at my mother who was staring blankly at the screen, and said with emotion: You really don’t understand the world of spatial thinking.

The mother who had nothing to do asked, "Do you want some fruit?"

I immediately said: "Yes."

She went to the kitchen.

Then I glanced at Gu Wei.

Another glance.

Another glance.

Another glance.

Mr. Gu, why are you still sitting here? !

Gu Wei finally received my sharp gaze, and said to Mr. Lin, "I'll help." He silently withdrew.

Vs. 1 1
After 5 minutes, time is up.

Mr. Lin led me by one level with the advantages accumulated before. After losing 1, 2, and 3 in a row, he finally won the 4th series.

At night, the door is closed.

I folded my arms: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

Gu Wei: "Is meat compensation okay?"

After dinner, Mr. Lin sat on the sofa to play computer, and I sat next to him to eat fruit.After eating, he turned his head to look at him, Liu Hai was lying softly on his forehead, and he blew a big breath on his forehead, and Liu Hai immediately stood up.Hahahahaha.

Teacher Lin turned her head, pointed at my face, and blew a big breath.

Not to be outdone, I blew a bigger breath into his face.

So as soon as Gu Wei came in from the balcony, he saw Mr. Lin and I squinting our eyes, puffing our cheeks, blowing on each other desperately, exhilarating.

Gu Wei was speechless, turned around and called, "Mom."

Mother came in from the balcony: "What are you two doing?!"

Teacher Lin and I immediately sat upright, looking at the nose and the heart with our eyes, acting like a good baby.

Mother: "How old is it?!"

Teacher Lin: "Five and a half years old."

Me: "Two and a half years old."

Gu Wei didn't hold back and smiled.

Mother: "Yes! You are all young! Just me, an old lady! Bring you a group of children!"

I said seriously to Gu Wei: "Three-year-old kid, come and sit down."

Gu Wei: "..."

Sunday morning.

Mother: "Old Lin, go shopping."

Teacher Lin: "Huh?"

Mother: "Buy a pigeon, buy a fish, buy some tomatoes, radishes, celery, green vegetables, wax gourd, lentils, and eggplants."

Teacher Lin〇_〇: "Ah? What?"

Mother was angry: "Buy a pigeon and buy a fish! There are also tomatoes, radishes, celery, green vegetables, winter melon, lentils and eggplant!"

Teacher Lin: "Oh, comrade, don't be so vicious..."

Mother: "Hurry up!"

Teacher Lin immediately picked up the car keys and opened the way.

An hour later, the doorbell rang, and Teacher Lin yelled at the other end of the video: "I have no hands! No hands, no hands, no hands!"

We waited at the door, and after a while, Mr. Lin came out from the elevator.

Mother: "Hey, the one who fled famine is back?"

Teacher Lin looked weak: "Ah, fleeing from famine, the one who fled from famine is back..."

Gu Wei and I went to pick up the bags.

Teacher Lin washed his hands and changed his shoes and floated on the sofa: "I have to rest for a while, rest for a while... my vitality is seriously injured, my vitality is seriously injured..."

Nap.

One person is used to sleeping, and two people feel hot when they sleep, so they stick one leg out of the quilt.Gu Wei hooked my leg back.

Extend your arm out again.He took my arm back again.

I feel hot."

Gu Wei: "It doesn't work either when it's hot."

I:"……"

We take a nap.Mom and Dad are still sleeping.

Gu Wei picked out a book and half-lyed on the Arhat couch to read, while I lay next to him, trying to get sleepy.Anyway, I had nothing to do, so I kept adjusting my sleeping position, hugged his waist, and put one leg on his lap. When I was in a daze and was about to see Duke Zhou again, I got spanked on the buttocks.I open my eyes—

Mother: "Look at you, what do you look like lying on Gu Wei's body."

Where am I lying?
Mother: "One person is Xiaolongnv, and two people are Mei Chaofeng."

After speaking, he turned and went to wash the fruit.

Gu Wei smiled: "Mom really understands you."

I:"……"

Teacher Lin described Gu Wei and I taking a nap like this: "Two white and fat silkworm cocoons are lying side by side."

I am speechless, can't there be someone with a better language at home?
Teacher Lin and his wife belong to the type of very strict and self-disciplined life. They never ate snacks when they were young.I remember when I was a child, my mother occasionally ate candy and was despised by Teacher Lin.But since Mr. Lin fell ill, the snacks at home have not stopped.My mother said that when I went to the supermarket, I bought everything but no snacks, but now when I go to the supermarket, I buy nothing but snacks.

It turned out that the old couple went to the supermarket to push a car, passed the snack area, and passed by without looking sideways. Now, when they go to the supermarket, two people push two cars. Take your time in the snack area.

Gu Wei also belongs to the type with a very strict and self-disciplined life. When I first met him, apart from meals and fruits, he occasionally drank yogurt, and he hardly ever ate snacks. But after we got married, when I ate snacks, he followed them.

Mr. Gu always said that getting married is something that will seriously reduce people's self-control in all aspects.

After returning home, I found that Gu Wei's muscle lines were much clearer.

Gu Wei: "Why are you staring at me like a pervert?"

Me: "..." One day I won't stare at you, I'll see what you do!
Gu Wei: "It depends on who has to pay." Sure enough, it's a man who is crazy.

Me: "You've been working out pretty well recently!"

Gu Wei: "Isn't it swimming?"

I was rather skeptical: "Does swimming have this effect?"

Gu Wei: "Yes. So I want to teach you."

I stood in front of him: "Am I out of shape? Do I need to practice?" (I just joked.)
Gu Wei looked at my waist seriously: "Practice thicker."

I exploded: "Thickness is not used to describe the figure!"

Others describe their wives as "you are so slim", but Gu Wei described his wife as "you are so thin", and even separated his thumb and index finger, making gestures like "you are so thick".

Gu Wei's Chinese is really bad! ! !
2+N life

Afternoon nap, I slept for two hours at a stretch.A hand was placed on the forehead of the half-awake: "Why do you sweat a lot from sleep?"

I opened my eyes, and Gu Wei was standing by the bed, pulling back the quilt a little: "I've only heard of hibernating snakes, why do you also hibernate?"

I looked at him in a daze.

Gu Wei: "Why are you in a daze?"

Every time I see him smiling tenderly, I feel that he is good-looking from the bottom of my heart: "Look handsome."

Gu Wei was already immune to my intermittent neurotic compliments, and followed suit like a follower: "Well, how could I marry you if you're not handsome?"

Me: "I'm not lustful." It made me sound like a pervert.

Gu Wei smiled: "Who was it that was staring at me in a daze that day?"

I shook my head: "I'm not in a daze."

Gu Wei pulled me up: "It's okay, you are a VIP customer, if you want to kiss or touch, it's free for life." (This guy is getting more and more wretched.)
I followed the good example, hooked his neck and kissed him.

After kissing the brain, the IQ also returned to normal: "I am a VIP, and there are other clients as a co-author, right?"

Gu Wei: "For others, they will be charged."

Me: "What price?"

Gu Wei: "No matter what, the family will go bankrupt for three generations!"

Me: "Do you think you are a suite next to Tiananmen Square?"

Gu Wei: "No..."

Me: "Warning you, if you dare to get red-xing-out-the wall, I promise I will get out faster than you!"

Gu Wei exploded: "It's against you!"

Before going to bed, I habitually grabbed a chocolate bar and ate it.

Gu Wei: "Hungry?"

Me: "Prevent hunger."

Gu Wei: "Get fat."

I looked at him gloomyly: "You despise?"

Gu Wei: "After the age of 50, I won't dislike it."

I stuffed the remaining half into his mouth.

Gu Wei: "I've brushed my teeth!"

Me: "Swipe it again."

Gu Wei: "If you want me to brush your teeth with you, just say so."

= _ =
I was halfway through the shower, and opened the bathroom door: "Gu Wei, help me get a thicker bathrobe."

Hearing his answer outside, he went back to the bathroom.

Gu Wei entered the bathroom, and as soon as the bathroom door opened——

I saw the lenses of their glasses turn white in a flash of heat, and they stood at the door in a daze (〇_〇), and I couldn't help but "hahahahaha".

This guy smiled calmly and put his hands on my arms...

"Ah! Why are your hands so cold!"

"I was watering the flowers on the balcony just now."

This guy did it on purpose! ! !

Gu Wei was on night duty.I call him.

Me: "Are you asleep?"

Gu Wei said in a low voice, "You're not asleep yet."

Me: "The jet lag is not reversed. Shall I go with you?"

Gu Wei smiled: "You treat the hospital as your home."

Me: "Either I take the postgraduate entrance examination for nursing, and then go to your hospital?"

Gu Wei: "Don't worry, the two of us won't be in the same department after the exam."

Why do I?"

Gu Wei: "Distraction."

I:"……"

Gu Wei: "It's also impossible to schedule night shifts on the same day."

I:"……"

Gu Wei: "Then our time will be completely staggered, and we will spend less time together."

Me: "I'm just kidding."

Gu Wei: "So you sleep well. I will be home as soon as I open my eyes tomorrow."

Me: "Do you think I'm a pig, able to sleep so late?"

As a result, when Gu Wei got home the next day, I was really still sleeping.

After Gu Wei took a shower, he lightly lay down next to me to catch up on sleep.So I opened my eyes and saw him before nine o'clock, and my mind was a little confused for a moment: "What day is it today?"

Gu Wei: "You fell asleep."

Later, Gu Wei went to buy a projection clock and put a dozen on the wall of the bedroom. The date, time, and day of the week in the Gregorian and lunar calendars are all available.Because he said, I always asked him "how many years are we in [-]s now", and felt a little broken.

night. 10:30.

Gu Wei: "Sleep."

Me: "Not very sleepy."

Gu Wei patted the bed: "You will be sleepy when you come up."

I put the book down and go to bed.Gu Wei pushed me into his arms: "Sleep."

=_=It’s just such a mandatory “trapped” method...

Unable to fall asleep, he blinked and scraped his cheeks with his eyelashes.

Gu Wei: "Does it show that your eyelashes are long?"

I can not sleep."

Gu Wei: "You can't fall asleep while lying in my arms, so don't plan to fall asleep in your life."

I:"……"

His breath on the top of my hair is very hypnotic.I slowly fell asleep in his steady breathing.

Wake up the next morning.

Gu Wei smiled: "Aren't you unable to sleep?"

I:"……"

In the first week back, I went to pick up Gu Wei from get off work every day.Once again, seeing Gu Wei standing out from the crowd in the mighty ward round team, my heart swayed into the office in a low-key manner, watching them return to the office in a mighty way, and the interns packed their things and retreated vigorously.

When the air circulation in the office was restored, Xiao Yang said: "Just now, the intern asked, who is that in the office? I said, Dr. Gu's wife. The intern said, wow, she took the high-cold route. I said, Yes, super cool, unsmiling, hahahahaha."

I am a black line.What does it mean to lie to someone without drafting?

Dr. Dong continued: "Let me gossip, there is an intern who really cares about Mr. Gu."

Me: "Ah... male and female?"

(End of this chapter)