For the rest of my life, please advise

Chapter 59 The "Old Couple" in Love (3)
Dr. Dong: "..." He was thinking too much.

Xiao Yang: "Then he was almost blinded by Mr. Gu's ring."

I glanced at Gu Wei, who stared blankly at Yang and Dong, with a look of "you want me to go back and kneel on the washboard".

Gu Wei sorted out several intensive care medication orders in his hand and sent them to the nurse station, and I chatted with Xiao Yang and Lao Dong.Chatting and chatting about dietary issues - which is better, milk or soy milk?
When 2:1 thinks that milk is more convenient, which one is better, fresh milk or milk powder?In the case of 2:1 that milk powder is more portable and suitable for lazy people, let’s talk about which brand of milk powder is better.

Dong: "Xiao Lin, which brand do you drink?"

Me: "Brand A. The taste is relatively light."

Yang: "I have contributed everything to the B brand. Since elementary school, I wish I could be stuffed to death with a big glass on the breakfast table every day! It wasn't until I was in college that I could finally drink soy milk!"

Me: "Soy milk is very good, it doesn't get angry."

Dong: "The C brand I drank recently is not bad, and the taste is very pure."

When the three of them were discussing the nutritional content and taste characteristics of the three brands, Chen Conghuang came in, stood by and listened for a while, and said in amazement: "Breast milk is good!" Discuss baby formula.)
I:"……"

Dong: "..."

Yang: "..."

Chen Cong emphasized with an expression of "this is common sense": "Healthy, environmentally friendly, no additives!"

Xiao Yang held back for a long time, and said, "Pervert!"

Lao Dong and I just laughed.

Chen Cong: "Oh, the temperature has dropped, and the air is getting worse. It feels more and more difficult to get up in the morning."

I nodded: "Indeed."

Gu Wei glanced at both of us.

Me: "Gu Wei's structure is different from ours." There is no difference throughout the year.

Chen Cong nodded: "Indeed."

Gu Wei: "..."

Chen Cong: "Is there any refreshing music? What's your alarm?"

Me: ""I Hate Myself For Loving You"." Changed three times, I don't think it's really useful.

Dr. Dong: "It's too gentle."

Chen Cong and I: "?!" So lively yet gentle?

Dr. Dong: "The key to the alarm is: shock, thrill, and refreshment."

Chen Cong: "For example?"

Dr. Dong: "Uneasy."

Chen Cong and I: "〇_〇!!!"

I asked Chen Cong: "Is your alarm still a little star? Is it for hypnosis?"

Chen Cong: "I found out too."

Going home, I found "Opera 2" by Vitas, cut the prelude, 46 seconds - 1 minute 06 seconds, 2 minutes 03 seconds - 2 minutes 23 seconds, 2 minutes 45 seconds - 3 minutes 05 seconds, increased the volume, added up Exactly 60 seconds, sent to Chen Cong: "This is definitely refreshing as an alarm clock!"

The next day, when Gu Wei came home, he looked at me with resentment on his face: "Chen Cong shares a dorm with me."

I forgot it was noon...

Woke up at five o'clock, hungry.Lying in bed in a daze, thinking about a serious question: what to have for breakfast.The more I think about it, the more hungry I feel... I feel that I will definitely not be in the mood to do it myself, so I start to think about the breakfast shop within one kilometer around.After thinking about the signboards of each house, I felt hungry.He didn't dare to get up, for fear of waking Gu Wei up, so he looked at him brightly.

As soon as he opened his eyes, I immediately asked, "What do you want for breakfast? I'll go buy it."

Gu Wei looked at me sleepily: "Whatever."

I quickly washed and changed my clothes, set off with his blank expression, and ran all the way. People who met morning runners on the way questioned my "morning exercise" speed.

Went to three stores, bought a bunch, ran home, opened the door, Gu Wei was changing clothes, took the breakfast in my hand: "Buy so much?"

Me: "Well... just... suddenly... I want to eat."

Gu Wei: "What if I can't finish eating?"

Gu Wei's cell phone rang, and Chen Cong said, "Gu Wei! Bring me breakfast!" (Since Mrs. Chen travels frequently, Mr. Chen lives like a bachelor, and it is common for him to sleep too much.)
I was overjoyed instantly, and dragged Gu Wei to the table: "Come on, try a little of everything."

Gu Wei: "..."

Xiaocao and Lao Jia’s honeymoon, out of a mentality that I don’t know how to interpret, went to Japan for the last stop, and brought me a pair of fine Japanese style porcelain bowls when they came back.I'm overwhelmed, wanted a pair like this a long time ago, but this one is hard to carry, big and fragile.

Me: "I'm so touched, I'm so surprised."

Old A: "What's the accident?"

Me: "Didn't expect you guys to bring me this, I thought—"

Old A: "Did you think I would bring you an AV?"

=_=Old Jia, do you want to be so meaty?
Old A: "The genuine ones are very expensive!"

Me: "As the co-author, you care about the price."

Old A: "NO, NO, NO, the main reason is that no pirated version was found. I still care about the content!"

Me: "Come back to study?"

Old A: "You are married anyway, can you think more seriously?"

Where am I not serious? !

Also, are you passing by? !
I =_=! : "Could it be that you want to overcome problems in the field of biology?" That's not your major either!

Old A: "Okay. Stop it. Don't teach bad children."

Child?Child? !

I suddenly turned my head and stared at Xiaocao's stomach.

Xiaocao: "Do...do...what?" He stammered.

Lao Jia's face was rippling: "15 weeks~"

Xiaocao blushed and quietly floated away...

Me: "I always thought that the theme of honeymoon was travel."

Old A: "Young people are too naive."

I suddenly thought of Mr. Gu, most of the time, he was really serious about traveling with me.

Lao Jia: "You just missed the Third Plenary Session when you went out, and the policy of having a single second child has been relaxed."

Me: "Does it affect you two?" (They are alone, and we are also alone.)
Old A: "Yes, I will tell Xiaocao, then let's rest assured, maybe in the future—"

Me: "If you are obsessed, can the two of you double and you will have four children? The third one will be punished."

Lao Jia: "The national open policy is the progress of society! Can't you be happy?"

Me: "... happy." It has nothing to do with me, I am happy!

Old A: "Other people's young couple had a quarrel, so they jumped up and twisted their arms and legs, and pulled their hair to death. Lin Zhixiao and his wife clasped their fists together, and asked for advice, and began to fight each other."

Me: "...Have you ever seen Tai Chi and Taekwondo routines can be separated?"

Lao Jia ignored me: "After the move, I clasped my fists, Your Excellency has accepted."

Me: "Go and write a novel."

Lao Jia: "Those Things About Gu Daxia and Lin Daxia."

I turned my head: "Xiaocao, thank you for your hard work, you are simply eliminating harm for the people."

Xiaocao: "..."

Fried rice cakes.After frying a plate, turn off the fire, pick one, put a large square piece into his mouth one at a time, before eating, Gu Wei came in, saw my mouth puffed up, and instantly said: "Hahahaha, hamster."

I:"……"

Ask Gu Wei: "Is it better to wear makeup or plain makeup?"

Answer: "Without makeup."

Ask: "Why?"

Answer: "I put on makeup, and a kiss is full of chemicals."

I:"……"

Gu Wei: "When I got married, my mouth was full of the smell of lipstick."

I:"……"

study.I typed the report intently and quickly.

Gu Wei came in, stretched out his index finger and pointed at the tip of my tongue: "Why is the tip of the tongue sticking out?" (Unconscious behavior when putting in.)
I exploded: "Gu Wei!"

Gu Wei smiled: "I just washed my hands."

I exploded: "That doesn't work either!"

Gu Wei laughed out loud.

childish!I kicked it over: "Let's play."

Gu Wei grabbed my calf: "I found that your temper is getting worse after you get married."

I tried my best to pull my leg back: "Why? Regret it? I used to cover up my true nature!"

"Oh~" Gu Wei smiled, "Then I can reveal my true nature?"

I was instantly stunned: "Aren't you bad enough now?!"

Gu Wei shook his head.

Me: "I want to return it!"

Gu Wei grinned and gritted his white teeth: "How dare you!"

〇_〇!
Gu Wei likes to put small notebooks and pens in the pockets of his white coat, especially the pens. If one is not enough, you can pay for two. They are pinned to the edge of the pocket, and when you want to write something down, you take it off, and don’t go back after you write it down.He also likes to put his hands in his pockets every day, and his white coat is so fragile.

The pocket edges are brushed and the pocket edges are unstitched.

I will sew three pieces in turn. (Needlework is Mr. Gu's big failure. A long time ago, he took it home regularly for the doctor's wife to deal with. I can't understand this. It's obvious that his incisions are beautifully stitched!)
Just finished sewing Gu Wei's pocket.Xiao Yang leaned over and said, "School, my pocket is also broken."

Dr. Dong: "Stupid you, you should be called sister-in-law at this time."

Gu Wei looked at Xiao Yang with a smile.

Xiao Yang immediately said, "Sister-in-law!"

I:"……"

The one who sewed up Xiao Yang had another button come off, and the one who sewed the button, another cuff came off the thread.

Me: "Why don't the nurses help?"

Xiao Yang: "Are those girls better than me?!"

Doctors are collectively delicate, nurses are collectively rough, and it has not been a year or two since their gender has been inverted.

Me: "What about the head nurse?"

Dr. Dong: "The appearance fee is too high."

I:"……"

About six or seven pieces were sewn, and the work was completed.

Xiao Yang: "It's good to have a wife..."

Gu Wei turned his head to look at him with a smile on his face.

Xiao Yang immediately said, "Gu Wei, it's good that you have a wife..."

I:"……"

When Gu Wei went out, I asked Dr. Dong: "Is Gu Wei always a bully?" There was a strange deterrent effect.

Dr. Dong: "No."

me……"

Dr. Dong: "But we are afraid that he will bully others!"

I:"……"

Dr. Dong: "Gu Wei is getting younger and younger as he lives. This skin is tender, what did you use?"

Gu Wei looked at me: "Estee Lauder."

Chen Cong: "You use Estee Lauder for a man?!"

Gu Wei looked at me innocently.

Me: "...I'm lazy, I didn't buy it for him, so he used mine."

Chen Cong was angry: "My wife will use Dabao for me!"

When my mother called, Teacher Lin became disobedient again and sued for 15 minutes.

Me: "Give the phone to my dad."

Teacher Lin answered the phone and said angrily, "Why am I holding my criticism meeting again?"

Me: "Mr. Lin, the house is under my name. If you don't obey me again, I will throw you out."

Teacher Lin: "Ha! There are so many people vying for me!"

Me: "Really? That would be great. Send the list to my email in a while, and I will see who is there, so I can talk to them about the price."

teacher LIN:"……"

Me: "Husband and wife share [-]-[-] property, each of you will keep the car, and the other half will be discounted to her. Whether you can buy your free life in one lump sum or share your monthly income proportionally is a matter of discussion. [-]% off for those you know, [-]% off for those you don’t know, wipe off the odds, and make friends as a business.”

teacher LIN:"……"

Me: "Are you okay? If you're okay, pack your things first."

Teacher Lin: "..." She suddenly turned her head and shouted, "My wife! She doesn't want me anymore!"

I hung up the phone, and when I turned my head, I saw Gu Wei with a face of 〇_〇.

What's wrong with me?"

Gu Wei suddenly smiled at me very gently and obsequiously.

Me: "Don't worry, I won't sell you. No one can afford it."

Gu Wei: "Hey hey hey hey..."

I discussed with Gu Wei: "Shall we change cars?"

Gu Wei: "What are you doing?"

Me: "I like your car."

Gu Wei: "I like my car too."

Me: "I'll drive your car smoothly."

Gu Wei: "I also drive my car smoothly."

I looked at him eagerly: "Gu Wei~"

Gu Wei was unmoved.

"Gu Wei~~"

Still unmoved.

"Gu Wei~~~"

Still unmoved.

A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!I rolled up my sleeves: "One word! Change or not?!"

Gu Wei immediately said: "Change."

=_= Sure enough, you can’t be too gentle with men!

I am running.Gu Wei came in from the balcony after watering the flowers, put his arms on the handrails of the treadmill, and looked at me with a smile on his face.

I looked at his hands warily: "What are you doing?"

Gu Wei smiled alluringly, and stretched out a hand just like that.

I grabbed it: "What are you doing?"

Gu Wei: "Cold."

Do you treat me coldly? !
Gu Wei: "I see you are hot."

I choked: "You...you speak clearly."

Gu Wei smiled and said nothing.

I couldn't bear his smile, turned off the treadmill, jumped off, and walked to the bathroom.

Gu Wei smiled and said, "Where do you want to go?"

Me: "No, I'm very straight-minded!"

Gu Wei said in a tone of "today's weather is good": "Ah, then let me correct it."

I:"!!!!!"

I like to eat apples with their skins on, but every time I take the first bite, it’s so satisfying and my gums bleed.

My gums are obviously healthy!All I can say about this is that Apple's quality is too good.

So every time I cut it in half and share it with my roommate.

When you get home, it's easy.

Washed a huge apple: "Gu Wei, take a bite."

The doctor took a sip, so I had a place to eat, and I ate slowly.

As a result, he finished eating what was in his mouth, and opened his mouth subconsciously while reading the book seriously.

I sat next to him and ate, watching his open mouth with interest.

After a long time, he looked away from the book, looked at me blankly, then at the apple in my hand, and then at me.

I laughed instantly because of his cute look.

He was still dumbfounded: "Huh?"

I pass the apple over.He took a bite and continued reading.

I sat next to him and watched happily as he finished eating, and then his mouth automatically opened at a 25-degree angle like a small tropical fish.

He looked up at me blankly: "What's wrong?"

Me: "No, you look so cute."

Gu Wei: "Huh???"

Me: "Before every time I ate an apple, I had to find a fruit knife to cut it in two, otherwise it would be difficult to eat. Now it is so convenient to have you."

Gu Wei was stunned for five seconds, then exploded: "You use me as a fruit knife!" and rushed over.

I looked at Gu Wei seriously: "Why do I keep dreaming about you when I get home?" The frequency was higher than when I was abroad.

Gu Wei: "Then who do you want to dream about?"

I:"……"

Gu Wei: "What did you dream about me doing?"

Me: "I dreamed that you kissed me."

Gu Wei: "Oh."

Me: "Are you really kissing?"

Gu Wei: "Didn't you say you were dreaming?"

Me: "But it feels real."

Gu Wei smiled: "You think about it every day and dream at night."

I:"……"

The next morning, I woke up from lack of oxygen.

I pushed Gu Wei away: "Let's just say you're really kissing me!"

Gu Wei: "I am making your dreams come true."

I:"……"

The two of them didn't want to cook and decided to go out to eat.

Gu Wei took me to eat noodles.Served in a huge bowl.

Me 〇_〇: "You have so much confidence in me..."

Gu Wei silently watched me keep taking the noodles from my own bowl to his bowl: "I'm going to have some snacks later."

Me: "You are a man." It's only natural to eat more.

Gu Wei: "..."

After a while, we talked about eating at school.Gu Wei said: "I studied a classmate in the dormitory next door. The set meal in the cafeteria, he never has enough for one serving, and he can't finish two servings, but he still insists on buying two."

Me: "Tsk, it's really gentle. We, a classmate in the next class, went out with passer-by B and the others for a field trip, three lunch boxes plus two steamed buns, and a can of milk when we're done."

Gu Wei: "..."

Me: "In the words of a passer-by, I'm shocked!"

Gu Wei: "I'mshocked."

Received a text message from Du Wenjun: "Let's have dinner together tonight?"

I asked Gu Wei: "What's the situation?"

Gu Wei: "He's in a relationship. He wants us to meet."

In my eyes, Xiao Du has always been that straight-faced 19-year-old boy with chubby cheeks when he smiles, always popping out of nowhere in the blink of an eye.Now he has grown from a hairy boy to a handsome young man.

It's an indescribable feeling.When we got married last year, Xiao Du's grandfather also came to attend. At that time, Xiao Du had just attended the graduation ceremony.He went to a very good company for an internship in the summer vacation of his junior year, and because of his good performance, he got a job retention quota.The old man said that Gu Wei was a lucky star, and after Xiao Du met him, he kept encountering good things, changed his mind, and became more and more sensible.In fact, it is not necessarily bad for a boy to take detours when he is young, as long as he knows how to look back.Only when the frivolity of the past settles down can we understand what is the most precious.

Four people go to eat hot pot together.

(End of this chapter)