For the rest of my life, please advise

Chapter 60 The "Old Couple" in Love (4)
When I arrived at the place, I saw Xiao Du dressed in professional attire. After working for more than half a year, his gestures became less green, and the taste of young talents began to show.I was going to rub his hair, but after thinking about it, I patted him on the shoulder: "Young man, it's not bad."

Xiao Du gritted his teeth, "That's right."

The little girl didn't talk much, but her attitude was calm and generous. She was sweating after eating the steaming hot pot. Xiao Du looked at her with a smile, like a fluffy puppy.

When the little girl went to the bathroom, Xiao Du immediately asked for praise, "How is it?"

I smiled: "Very good, very good, very good."

Xiao Du: "Brother-in-law, how are you doing?"

Gu Wei: "Well, it's pretty good."

Xiao Du: "Hey hey hey hey..."

On the way home, Gu Wei told me that the little girl majored in applied physics.

Gu Wei also said that Xiao Du instilled in his classmates the idea that women in science and engineering are the real reliable wives.Like his sister, like his sister's little girl...

Gu Wei returned home after being on duty overnight, and I had already left for work.

Received a call at ten o'clock.

I woke up?"

Gu Wei: "Hmm..."

Me: "There are ribs and fish in the refrigerator, if you don't want to make it yourself, go out and eat."

Gu Wei: "Hmm..."

Me: "Is there anything else?"

Gu Wei: "No."

Me: "Then...bye?"

Gu Wei: "..."

When I got off work, Gu Wei came to pick me up.

Colleague Miss L: "Ah, the handsome guy is here!"

Colleague Z: "Miss L, don't molest decent women and men, at least not in front of your face."

I:"……"

Colleague Y: "Hi, Gao Fushuai, come to pick up your wife?"

Gu Wei: "..."

Leader A: "Xiao Lin, your little husband..."

Me: "..." What is a little husband?

Leader B: "It's still young people who have a good relationship. I can't sit still without seeing each other for a while!"

Gu Wei: "..."

On the way back, Gu Wei asked, "What's the situation in your unit?"

I said, "You... are quite popular."

Gu Wei: "Every time I come, I have to do half a day of mental training first."

"Model couple".

After more than half a year of marriage trials, Gu Wei accepted numerous interviews: "How about getting married? How does it feel to have a wife?"

Gu Weijun replied: "Very good."

then--

A: "Sister-in-law, do you have any single classmates?"

B: "Little Lin, do you have any single sisters?"

C: "Sister-in-law, do you have any single colleagues?"

There are even crazy ones: "Do you have any single students?"

I suddenly felt like a mother.

But passer-by A said, "Fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields" is a fine tradition of our profession, so he told the other party with regret: "Sorry, not for the time being. If you are interested in 'cultivating', then you can consider it when the other party is 18 years old. Start on the day freshmen report."

When you reach the age to talk about your partner, then talk about your partner.But the social circle is so big, what should I do?It's nothing more than a high school classmate of a college classmate, a college classmate of a high school classmate, a colleague of a postgraduate classmate, a postgraduate classmate of a colleague... such a rhythm.

I've always been extremely thankful that I didn't fall into the rhythm of "moving the next big time, moving the next big time".

After falling in love with Gu Wei, I realized what it means to "find a man and follow him with a network of relationships".

Because the images of couples and husbands and wives created by the two of us are too exemplary, everyone thinks that I should be surrounded by girls with positive views on marriage and love, so we are forced to join the ranks of matchmakers.

Basically the only decent single women around me, and soon, not single.

Gu Wei said: "My compatriots who study medicine will thank you."

In fact, I didn't do anything, because my mother said: "It's fine if you marry a doctor yourself, and you don't want to harm others."

I am embarrassing.

One day, when I went to pick up Gu Wei, when I arrived at the parking lot, Chen Cong asked gossipingly, "Sister and sister, are you doing well—"

I was vigilant: "Why?!" In our profession, girls are already scarce, okay? !

Chen Cong: "Don't be nervous. Man, man. Is there any good young man?"

Me: "There should be." After all, the base is so big.

Gu Wei: "Is there anyone with a military rank?"

Me: "Why are the requirements getting more and more strange?" The titles in our industry are really rare and can be ignored.

Chen Cong: "My cousin is from the Military Medical University. She is 24 years old, and she is a good-looking talent."

One-of-a-kind talents...

Me: "Your primary school Chinese was taught by a math teacher?" Think about it, "No, military doctor...how many of you classmates? Are you still in the same class——"

Chen Cong: "Stop it! Two doctors! Can't make it through this day?! We must not let her find another doctor!"

I:"……"

Cannibals have short mouths and soft hands.I hugged the cake that Chen Cong bought for me, and helplessly called Lu Miaomiao, the only one in our group.

Me: "Report to the major."

Monkey: "Talk."

Me: "Do you have any good soldiers?"

Monkey: "Nonsense! Are you recruiting bad soldiers?"

Me: "Are there any good guys who are single?"

Monkey: "What are you doing?"

Me: "I have a girl from a military medical university here, she is a good-looking talent." Embarrassed.

Monkey: "Hiss—have I been away from the world for too long? Now I'm happy to be a military wife again?"

I tried to find a reason: "Aren't you there... all high-tech talents with good genes, which are beneficial to the next generation. Besides, soldiers are really good, and they love their wives!"

Monkey: "How long does it take for the girl to graduate?"

Me: "There are still two years to graduate, and she will sign wherever the partner is after graduation, so she needs to find a reliable one."

Monkey: "Okay, let me ask for you. I don't have anything else, but there are piles of good guys."

I was relieved: "Okay, thank you, I will let the girl's brother treat you to dinner later."

The next day, the monkey called back: "I asked, and there are about a dozen of them who are interested."

Me: "Could you... sift through... a little bit?"

The monkey carefully selected a good seedling.

Later, it really became...

It's just that the woman's brother's meal has not been squeezed yet.

While I was having lunch, I suddenly got a phone call.

Sansan: "Honey, little goodbye is better than newlyweds, right?" (The frequency of this sentence is so high recently.)
I feel baffled: "You are newer than me!"

Sansan: "How about talking quickly?"

I was vigilant: "...what do you want to discuss with me?"

Sansan: "Hey hey hey hey..."

Me: "This laugh is too obscene."

Sansan: "Don't change the subject!"

Me: "Are you sure you want to discuss Gu Wei with me?"

Sansan: "That's why I specially picked your working hours!!!"

Me: "I don't have anyone to compare with, what do you want me to say?"

Sansan choked.

Sansan: "How does it compare to before?"

Me: "We were very pure before marriage, unlike you."

Sansan choked again.

Sansan: "How does that compare to just getting married?"

Me: "I didn't know him well at that time."

San SanZhi: "Be more serious!"

Me: "Very serious."

Sansan continued to be mad: "How does that compare to the honeymoon?!"

Me: "Forgot...it was a long time ago."

There was a burst of laughter on the other end of the phone, and Sansan hung up the phone.

I found out later that their office "Truth or Dare" at lunch time, she failed at my risk and invited fifteen cups of coffee.

After dinner, Gu Wei sat next to me, watching me not speak, frowning.

I looked at his deepening double eyelids and his obviously slow blinking speed, and asked, "Would you like to sleep for a while?" He had five operations in a row during the day.

Gu Wei lay down on the sofa and slowly closed his eyes.

Ten minutes later, he frowned and opened his eyes.

What's wrong with me?"

He closed his eyes and shook his head, frowning so deeply that I thought he was fighting a migraine.

I reached out and slowly massaged the top of his head, after a while: "Is it better?"

He opened his eyes and said softly, "I'm very sleepy, but I can't sleep."

His double eyelids are so deep that he looks handsome and vulnerable.

I bowed my head and kissed him lightly.

Gu Wei looked like he was being picked by others, with his limbs stretched out.

Then, I kissed him and fell asleep like this...

I definitely have special abilities!

Gu Wei's genes are obviously recognized by the general public.Because since he got married, there has been an endless stream of people who have married him.

I said: "You must not do that kind of thing that promises to the N family at the same time."

Gu Wei: "Don't worry, I didn't agree to any of them."

= _ =
I went to pick him up from get off work and watched Chen Cong join the team with vigour.

Chen Cong: "Gu Wei, I have a wife."

Gu Wei: "Congratulations."

Chen Cong: "How about it? Make a kiss?"

Gu Wei: "My wife doesn't have one yet."

Chen Cong: "Hey, let's settle down first."

Gu Wei: "What time is it, you still arrange marriages."

Chen Cong: "Tradition can also extract its essence and discard its dross."

Dr. Dong: "Hey, hey, no queue jumper, I'm in front of you."

Gu Wei smiled: "We only want one."

Dr. Dong: "Oh, two more babies, hurry up."

Gu Wei: "You forced me to have a baby as soon as I got married. Wait slowly."

Chen Cong: "Increase production and serve the country! Hurry up!"

Gu Wei: "I can't support too many."

Chen Cong: "Take it down, you can't afford it? You wear gold, silver, and diamonds for him!"

Gu Wei: "Yes."

Me: "..." (Is this the rhythm of being doted on before birth?)

Dr. Dong: "My wife is still talking about getting another one in two years. Hey, Chen Cong, how about your son be my son-in-law."

Chen Cong: "Are you asking me to settle for the next best thing?"

Dr. Dong: "How do you talk?!"

The two started bickering inexplicably.

Gu Wei: "Then you two have a good talk about marriage, we will withdraw first."

on the way home.

Me: "Why does your office look like a lair for buying and selling children?"

Chen Cong's wife is a reporter and often travels on business, so Comrade Chen Cong is often alone.

Now that I have a baby, I naturally don't travel much.

In the evening, the couple invited us to dinner.

At the dinner table, Mrs. Chen: "Chen Cong has been eating and drinking with you for so many years, I am very grateful."

Chen Cong bombed: "Gu Wei is also cheating on food and drinking at my place, okay?! The two of us fought to the death and tied."

I looked at the two of them: "Then I wish you love each other forever."

Gu Wei: "You go out for a while, Chinese is really bad."

I:"……"

Mrs. Chen went to the bathroom.

Chen Cong: "Now there are rotten women everywhere, don't imitate me."

Me: "I won't date Gu Wei even if I corrupt you."

Chen Cong: "..."

Chen Cong: "Recently, I have been studying a parenting manual in three days, and it gives me a headache."

Dr. Dong: "How can it be so easy to be a father?"

Chen Cong: "There are so many miscellaneous things to note, I can't remember them."

Dr. Dong: "Give some brain-tonifying oral liquid."

Me: "No. Just add MSG, a lot of glutamic acid." Cheap and big bowl.

Chen Cong bombarded: "Why are you on the same level as Gu Wei!"

Me: "It's not a family, why don't you enter a family."

Chen Cong turned to Gu Wei: "You have ruined the pillars of the country!"

Gu Wei: "Then you stay away from the pillars of our family."

Chen Cong: "..."

Turned over and fell into Gu Wei's arms: "I can't sleep."

Gu Wei thought for a while: "Let me teach you how to recognize the spine."

A hand reached into my pajamas and pressed gently: "Relax the whole body. This is the tailbone."

"Ah."

Slowly move your fingertips up: "The top is the sacrum...it connects to the pelvis..."

"Ah."

“骶骨上面有5块腰椎。这是第5块……这是第4块……这里第3块……然后第2块……第1块……再往上是胸椎……胸椎一共12块……这是第12块……第11块……”

I asked in a daze, "Is the number correct?"

Gu Wei's voice was low and hypnotized: "That's right. This is the 10th piece... the 9th piece... the 8th piece..."

He kneaded and massaged each section, and before I fell asleep, I just felt that those hands really cost money to do this job.

I pressed his back for a long time, except for the special position and shape of the tailbone, everything else feels the same.

Gu Wei was on duty, and I finished eating alone, cleaned up the house, turned on the computer without doing anything, and clicked on a movie. I mentioned it three times before, saying it was a crime-solving movie.In my mind, crime-solving films refer to the six types of serious crimes or the tragedy on the Nile. After watching it for half an hour, I didn’t see the crime-solving, but I saw the pervert.

It gave me goosebumps.

I suddenly feel that the house is too quiet...

After thinking about it, he grabbed his phone and called Gu Wei.

Me: "I accidentally watched a horror movie just now."

Gu Wei: "Yes."

Me: "The perverted murderer inside is a doctor."

Gu Wei =_=: "You can't pick a comedy..."

Me: "Pay attention next time... are you busy now?"

Gu Wei: "Not busy. The patients are all asleep."

Me: "Well, then you can talk to me."

Gu Wei: "Yes."

Me: "Why are serial murderers doctors in so many novels and movies?"

Gu Wei: "Because this profession has a high average IQ."

I:"……"

Gu Wei smiled: "You are afraid that you will still talk."

Me: "Let's talk, isn't it good?"

Gu Wei: "Oh. Then how did he kill him?"

I exploded: "You are too direct!"

Gu Wei smiled: "The knife bleeds less quickly, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain."

Me: "Actually, he is average in skill, I really can't see his IQ, the main feature is that he is psychopathic. The more he thinks about it, the more he panicked."

Gu Wei: "Please think about me."

Me: "You... are better than him in skill, brain and thoughtfulness than him."

Gu Wei: "Then what are you afraid of?"

Me: "That's right." After thinking for two seconds, "No, if you commit crimes, it will be more harmful to society."

Gu Wei: "Why? You want to get rid of me in advance?"

Me: "No. If you want to kill someone, I'll hand you the knife."

Gu Wei: "Haha, very good."

Sure enough, the couple's views were wrong.

Gay men are very particular about buying things.I have experienced it in Teacher Lin before.

For example, my mother said: "There is no paper at home, you can go to the supermarket to buy some." Normal people buy a big pack, and he got a box back.

For another example, my mother said: "Walnuts are on the market, go buy some." A normal person buys three to five catties, and he gets back a box.

For another example, my mother said: "The living room lacks potted plants." Normal people buy one or two, and he brought back eight.

I once wondered: "Do you have no concept of quantity?"

Teacher Lin: "It's all consumables anyway."

Me: "You can't buy consumables like this!"

Teacher Lin: "When we were young, cabbages were pulled by big trucks in the winter military area."

I:"……"

As for Gu Wei, although it is not as exaggerated as being as careful as a spider's thread, in my heart, there are still some people who are as careful as a hair.

As a result, two days ago, I called him, and the cream was used up, and I passed by the mall on the way back to buy a bottle.

When I got home, I opened the bag—three bottles.

Asked the reason, and replied: "No, the smell of the cosmetics sold is too strong, and I can't breathe. When I arrived at the counter, the teller kept staring at me, so I bought more, so as not to be smoked and looked at once. .”

I:"……"

On the weekend, Empress Yinxi arrived suddenly, and Sansan and I went to meet her.When we arrived at the appointed teahouse, we opened the door and saw this woman poking his son's face for fun.

Guagua smiled innocently when he saw us.

Yin Xi: "Guagua, come, call Auntie—"

The little pumpkin vomited a bubble and showed four small front teeth towards us.

Sansan went over to pick up the pumpkin: "Come on, call Mom—"

I =_=: "..."

Yin Xi: "I'm not calling you mom, either!"

Sansan reached out and touched my waist: "Tsk... Judging from the feel of your hand, your daughter-in-law doesn't know where she is."

I →_→: "You have a co-author?"

Thirty-three:"……"

(End of this chapter)