Dizun, why are you on fire again?
Chapter 1335 You Sissy
Chapter 1335 You Sissy
When Dong Chili heard it, his mind buzzed suddenly, as if something had completely exploded in his mind.
She quickly jumped off the pirate's ghost-headed warship, and flew towards the direction of the Yongzhou warship, and Di Tianling quickly followed.Like lunatics, the husband and wife rushed forward on the waves, and the waves picked up behind them splashed one by one.
Jian Xueku stood there for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "It's all my fault. I killed so many Qiongyun, but forgot to pay attention to the impermanence and innocence on board. Why, this is the second time I have lost impermanence and innocence. . . . ” But this time, it’s really not his fault.
Xi Lu glanced at Jian Xueku, frowned and said, "What do impermanence and innocence have to do with them?"
Jian Xueku looked at Xi Lu, looked at her carefully for a while, and said angrily: "None of your business, if you pirates didn't attack us, how could impermanence and innocence be lost?"
Xi Lu was also annoyed when he was choked up like this: "What did you say? Did I provoke you? Believe it or not, I let someone bombard your warship?"
Those pirates believed it was true, and ran to the side of the cannon to grab the fuse.
Xi Lu quickly restrained them.
Di Tianling and Dong Chili helped save those brothers who were hovering on the verge of death. She was not so mad that she would avenge her kindness.
Although pirates are ruthless and ungrateful to strangers, they are still very loyal to those who have helped them.
Jian Xueku rolled his eyes coquettishly again, and said indifferently to Xi Lu: "As you wish, since Wuchang and Wuxie are not on the boat now, even if you blow everyone on that boat to pieces, they don't care .”
"..." Xi Lu was speechless.
Jian Xueku was about to leave, but Xi Lu said suddenly: "Are you a man or a woman? Why do you look like a woman but speak like a man?"
Stopping, Jian Xueku turned around coquettishly, cast a wink, and then said harshly: "Your elder brother, I am a man! Everyone has a love of beauty. Are you jealous that my skin is whiter than yours, or that I am taller than you?" Are you beautiful? Brother!"
Xi Lu was immediately aroused by Jian Xueku with goosebumps all over his body, and said angrily, "I don't like a sissy man like you the most in my life, what! Get away!"
Saying that, Xi Lu suddenly raised her right foot and kicked Jian Xueku's crotch!
Seeing a gust of wind passing by like a whirlwind, Jian Xueku suddenly screamed "ah" and fell to his knees on the ground, trembling all over, clutching his crotch.
All the pirates felt pain in their crotch, and looked at Jian Xueku with distress.
However, a "female" with outstanding posture, holding her crotch and crying on the ground, the scene is really not to mention how weird it is.
"Ah... ah..." Jian Xueku wailed miserably, convulsing continuously, "You, you, you... are all men, don't you know that men's crotch can't be kicked! It hurts...it hurts me to death !"
"He's really a man." Xi Lu put his hands on his hips and shrugged casually, "I just kicked casually, you can't bear it, you are really weak, get off the boat."
Xi Lu kicked Jian Xueku off the boat unceremoniously, just like she kicked Zheng Hongyang just now, and then she commanded: "Brothers! Let's go back to Longzhou! Call all Qiongyun back."
woo-
The horn sounded.
The chains attached to the pirate warship were undone.
The clouds surrounding the Yongzhou warship turned their heads one after another and walked in the direction of the warship.
Jian Xueku got his head out of the water, watched the pirate warship leave, there was no pain on his face, but he said to himself very seriously: "His speed is so fast, repair Because it is still above Han Li and the River God..."
Whoa!
Countless clouds swam by Jian Xueku's side, and some of them seemed to have been beaten by Jian Xueku, so they flicked their fish tails and wanted to lash at Jian Xueku's body.
Jian Xuerong jumped up from the sea in an instant, stepped on the backs of those clouds, and plundered the Yongzhou warship.
When Jianxue withered on the Yongzhou battleship, he saw Dong Chili holding Wuchang on the deck, took off his pants, and pumped his right hand heavily on his buttocks: "Wuchang! You are a brother! You How can you run around with innocence?"
Di Tianling hugged Wuxie and watched from the side, his face was also a little livid.
Wuchang was slapped red by Dong Chili, but he still didn't say a word, not even crying.
Jian Xueku asked: "Where did you find them?"
Di Tianling said: "On the back of a Qiongyun, they jumped into the sea at some point. Fortunately, they kept holding on to the back of that Qiongyun and drank a lot of sea water, otherwise they would have been buried in the belly of the fish long ago. Ah Li When I saw it just now, I was almost terrified."
Jian Xueku nodded: "It's time to fight."
Dongchili fought for a while, but Wuxie couldn't stand it anymore, maybe it was because of her distressed impermanence, so she struggled to get down from Di Tianling's arms, grabbed Dongchili's hand, and said cryingly: "Mom, it's me ...the one who dragged my brother...and jumped into the sea...was my...fault!"
Dong Chili was even annoyed when she heard that, she put the impermanence aside, picked up Wuxie and still had her ass pumped, but she didn't take off her pants, she was a girl after all.
Dongchi Li was so pumped that Wuxie burst into tears, and reprimanded him: "Wuxie! You are so timid and cry when you encounter things. If you are like this, why are you dragging your brother around? You are not asking for it. Do you suffer! Will you dare in the future!"
Wuchang seemed to think that Wuxie had been beaten enough, so he took the initiative to come forward: "Sister, nonsense! I, I took, took her—"
Dongchi Li glared at Wuchang, and immediately lost her mind. She stuffed the crying Wuxie into Di Tianling's arms, then looked at the direction where the pirate warship was going, and sighed: "I lost a team that could help. power."
Di Tianling said, "I don't need their help, it's just Dan Feng."
Jian Xueku said quickly: "Don't underestimate that pirate leader, he just kicked me very fast, I think he might be a cultivator of seeing the sun."
"Jianyang?" Dongchi Li was extremely surprised, and blinked, "She didn't show her cultivation level on the pirate warship before, but I didn't expect her to be a cultivator of Jianyang."
Jian Xueku nodded: "A mere pirate is already a cultivator of seeing the sun, and the Longzhou party is indeed extremely dangerous." He suddenly changed his face and said happily, "I like this kind of atmosphere! I have lived for such a long time , I can finally see the world!"
Dongchi Li and Di Tianling: "..."
When the pirates left, they would not feel any guilt, and took away 2000 million Dongchi Li, so the pirates were naturally happy.
However, the Yongzhou warship looked a little bleak under the night. The warship was already crooked a lot, and it was full of holes.
There was blood all over the deck, and water flooded everywhere in the cabin.
The monster wind blew in gusts, causing the warship to sway on the sea.
But after this night, the warship was able to move forward.And it seems that because of the pirate warship ahead, the sea area is much calmer.
The Yongzhou warship also moved forward very smoothly and successfully arrived at the Longzhou warship ferry.
(End of this chapter)
When Dong Chili heard it, his mind buzzed suddenly, as if something had completely exploded in his mind.
She quickly jumped off the pirate's ghost-headed warship, and flew towards the direction of the Yongzhou warship, and Di Tianling quickly followed.Like lunatics, the husband and wife rushed forward on the waves, and the waves picked up behind them splashed one by one.
Jian Xueku stood there for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "It's all my fault. I killed so many Qiongyun, but forgot to pay attention to the impermanence and innocence on board. Why, this is the second time I have lost impermanence and innocence. . . . ” But this time, it’s really not his fault.
Xi Lu glanced at Jian Xueku, frowned and said, "What do impermanence and innocence have to do with them?"
Jian Xueku looked at Xi Lu, looked at her carefully for a while, and said angrily: "None of your business, if you pirates didn't attack us, how could impermanence and innocence be lost?"
Xi Lu was also annoyed when he was choked up like this: "What did you say? Did I provoke you? Believe it or not, I let someone bombard your warship?"
Those pirates believed it was true, and ran to the side of the cannon to grab the fuse.
Xi Lu quickly restrained them.
Di Tianling and Dong Chili helped save those brothers who were hovering on the verge of death. She was not so mad that she would avenge her kindness.
Although pirates are ruthless and ungrateful to strangers, they are still very loyal to those who have helped them.
Jian Xueku rolled his eyes coquettishly again, and said indifferently to Xi Lu: "As you wish, since Wuchang and Wuxie are not on the boat now, even if you blow everyone on that boat to pieces, they don't care .”
"..." Xi Lu was speechless.
Jian Xueku was about to leave, but Xi Lu said suddenly: "Are you a man or a woman? Why do you look like a woman but speak like a man?"
Stopping, Jian Xueku turned around coquettishly, cast a wink, and then said harshly: "Your elder brother, I am a man! Everyone has a love of beauty. Are you jealous that my skin is whiter than yours, or that I am taller than you?" Are you beautiful? Brother!"
Xi Lu was immediately aroused by Jian Xueku with goosebumps all over his body, and said angrily, "I don't like a sissy man like you the most in my life, what! Get away!"
Saying that, Xi Lu suddenly raised her right foot and kicked Jian Xueku's crotch!
Seeing a gust of wind passing by like a whirlwind, Jian Xueku suddenly screamed "ah" and fell to his knees on the ground, trembling all over, clutching his crotch.
All the pirates felt pain in their crotch, and looked at Jian Xueku with distress.
However, a "female" with outstanding posture, holding her crotch and crying on the ground, the scene is really not to mention how weird it is.
"Ah... ah..." Jian Xueku wailed miserably, convulsing continuously, "You, you, you... are all men, don't you know that men's crotch can't be kicked! It hurts...it hurts me to death !"
"He's really a man." Xi Lu put his hands on his hips and shrugged casually, "I just kicked casually, you can't bear it, you are really weak, get off the boat."
Xi Lu kicked Jian Xueku off the boat unceremoniously, just like she kicked Zheng Hongyang just now, and then she commanded: "Brothers! Let's go back to Longzhou! Call all Qiongyun back."
woo-
The horn sounded.
The chains attached to the pirate warship were undone.
The clouds surrounding the Yongzhou warship turned their heads one after another and walked in the direction of the warship.
Jian Xueku got his head out of the water, watched the pirate warship leave, there was no pain on his face, but he said to himself very seriously: "His speed is so fast, repair Because it is still above Han Li and the River God..."
Whoa!
Countless clouds swam by Jian Xueku's side, and some of them seemed to have been beaten by Jian Xueku, so they flicked their fish tails and wanted to lash at Jian Xueku's body.
Jian Xuerong jumped up from the sea in an instant, stepped on the backs of those clouds, and plundered the Yongzhou warship.
When Jianxue withered on the Yongzhou battleship, he saw Dong Chili holding Wuchang on the deck, took off his pants, and pumped his right hand heavily on his buttocks: "Wuchang! You are a brother! You How can you run around with innocence?"
Di Tianling hugged Wuxie and watched from the side, his face was also a little livid.
Wuchang was slapped red by Dong Chili, but he still didn't say a word, not even crying.
Jian Xueku asked: "Where did you find them?"
Di Tianling said: "On the back of a Qiongyun, they jumped into the sea at some point. Fortunately, they kept holding on to the back of that Qiongyun and drank a lot of sea water, otherwise they would have been buried in the belly of the fish long ago. Ah Li When I saw it just now, I was almost terrified."
Jian Xueku nodded: "It's time to fight."
Dongchili fought for a while, but Wuxie couldn't stand it anymore, maybe it was because of her distressed impermanence, so she struggled to get down from Di Tianling's arms, grabbed Dongchili's hand, and said cryingly: "Mom, it's me ...the one who dragged my brother...and jumped into the sea...was my...fault!"
Dong Chili was even annoyed when she heard that, she put the impermanence aside, picked up Wuxie and still had her ass pumped, but she didn't take off her pants, she was a girl after all.
Dongchi Li was so pumped that Wuxie burst into tears, and reprimanded him: "Wuxie! You are so timid and cry when you encounter things. If you are like this, why are you dragging your brother around? You are not asking for it. Do you suffer! Will you dare in the future!"
Wuchang seemed to think that Wuxie had been beaten enough, so he took the initiative to come forward: "Sister, nonsense! I, I took, took her—"
Dongchi Li glared at Wuchang, and immediately lost her mind. She stuffed the crying Wuxie into Di Tianling's arms, then looked at the direction where the pirate warship was going, and sighed: "I lost a team that could help. power."
Di Tianling said, "I don't need their help, it's just Dan Feng."
Jian Xueku said quickly: "Don't underestimate that pirate leader, he just kicked me very fast, I think he might be a cultivator of seeing the sun."
"Jianyang?" Dongchi Li was extremely surprised, and blinked, "She didn't show her cultivation level on the pirate warship before, but I didn't expect her to be a cultivator of Jianyang."
Jian Xueku nodded: "A mere pirate is already a cultivator of seeing the sun, and the Longzhou party is indeed extremely dangerous." He suddenly changed his face and said happily, "I like this kind of atmosphere! I have lived for such a long time , I can finally see the world!"
Dongchi Li and Di Tianling: "..."
When the pirates left, they would not feel any guilt, and took away 2000 million Dongchi Li, so the pirates were naturally happy.
However, the Yongzhou warship looked a little bleak under the night. The warship was already crooked a lot, and it was full of holes.
There was blood all over the deck, and water flooded everywhere in the cabin.
The monster wind blew in gusts, causing the warship to sway on the sea.
But after this night, the warship was able to move forward.And it seems that because of the pirate warship ahead, the sea area is much calmer.
The Yongzhou warship also moved forward very smoothly and successfully arrived at the Longzhou warship ferry.
(End of this chapter)
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