hilarious soldier king

Chapter 106 Victory!
vomit!
Hearing Xu Yan's words, Tian Ming, who was already on the verge of endurance, felt his stomach churning again, a strange sound came from his throat, and a strong countercurrent rushed up from his abdomen. Driven by this countercurrent, it seemed to be boiling, and it kept pushing towards the throat.

This feeling is so strong that Tian Ming opened his mouth involuntarily, wanting to lean over and vomit out, but he is not stupid, knowing that he is in a game now, if he vomits out, he will lose, so he reached out to cover it in time With his lips, he tried his best to suppress the backlashing airflow.

vomit vomit...

The throat squirmed one after another, and the reverse air flow rushed in like waves, and the tightly closed lips were the dam that blocked the flood. Under the reverse air flow, it was crumbling but still standing.

Fortunately, the idea of ​​vomiting was not a real wave. Except for the first few violent waves, it gradually eased later, and Tian Ming finally held back it.

call!
Tian Ming slowly let go of his palms, and slowly took a deep breath. There was still some lingering fear on his pale face, and he almost vomited out just a little bit.

"pity!"

Seeing that Tian Ming held back and didn't spit it out, Tang Jue, Mo Wenyuan and others couldn't help secretly regretting that Xu Yan almost won by a little bit, but it was a pity that they failed.

Compared to the pity of their side, Ding Yiqiu secretly said that it was a fluke. The scene just now was too suspenseful. They lost the game by just a little bit. He didn't realize until now that Xu Yan's real calculation was not It's not what he expected at the beginning, he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to play tricks, but he gave up Tian Ming's advantage of being able to eat, and compared with him who has a stronger taste and who can bear the nausea better, this trick is really too poisonous!
Seeing that Tian Ming held back, Xu Yan hurriedly pretended to be concerned and said, "Squad leader Tian Ming, what's the matter with you, you seem to want to vomit, you must hold back, actually baby maggot, without you The nausea in your imagination, even if you eat half of it, it’s nothing. You must not imagine that you have eaten half of it, let alone think that there are many baby maggots in your stomach, which are constantly crawling out. Steamed..."

vomit!
After being told by Xu Yan, Tian Ming finally suppressed his nausea, but was hooked up again, and he hurriedly covered his mouth again.

Seeing this, Ding Yiqiu didn't dare to let Xu Yan continue, and shouted at the referee: "Referee, I protest, we are comparing food, not who is more disgusting."

"Xu Yan, please restrain yourself!" the referee warned.

"Referee, I didn't say anything, I was just afraid that Squad Leader Tian Ming would throw up and lose the game, so I'll persuade him!" Xu Yan said innocently.

The referee's face darkened suddenly. Is this helping others to stop vomiting? It's clearly a disgusting person. Can you induce others to vomit?Therefore, his face tensed, and he shouted: "No!"

"Referee, he is disgusting, I suggest disqualifying him!"

"Yes, disqualification. This is not a competition meal. It is clearly a disgusting person."

"Why, at the beginning, I didn't say that I couldn't say these things."

The people on Tian Ming's side shouted one after another, booing and disqualifying Xu Yan, but Xu Yan's side expressed their opposition, and the two sides couldn't help arguing.

"Quiet!" The referee yelled, suppressed the dispute between the two sides, and said to Xu Yan: "Xu Yan, during the meal, don't interfere with the other party, or you will be judged to lose!"

"Why!"

"Just because I am the referee!"

"Okay, don't interfere, don't interfere!"

Xu Yan reluctantly agreed, and stopped breaking through from Tian Ming's side, but started from his own side. While pinching the rice and putting it in his mouth, he muttered: "One maggot baby is too lonely, two Maggot babies make a pair..."

"Referee!" Ding Yiqiu shouted again.

This time, before the referee could speak, Xu Yan exploded, "Referee Nimei, why don't I even fantasize about having a meal? Such a big pot of dry rice doesn't even have a dish. I'm suffering. Have fun, can't you?
All of a sudden, Xu Yan repeated the previous action, "One maggot baby is too lonely, two maggot babies make a pair, three maggot babies play hide-and-seek, one hides everywhere, and some hides in the intestines , some hide in the nose, some hide in the nose, some crawl out of the mouth, crawl and crawl, crawl and crawl..."

"Damn it, I can't take it anymore, this stuff is too disgusting!" Someone growled, and some people with shallow tastes couldn't stand Xu Yan's heavy taste, covered their mouths and rushed out of the restaurant.

Climb and climb, climb and climb...

The sound was like a curse, making Tian Ming's heart itch, as if there were real maggots crawling all over his abdomen, he couldn't bear it anymore, a strong vomit came out of his stomach , just like the rushing waves, carrying the momentum of rolling forward, breaking through the narrow throat, rushing into the mouth at once, blocked by the tightly closed mouth, reverberating in the mouth, and then with a stronger The rushing momentum, slammed the jaw open...

Wow!
After doing this again and again, Tian Ming couldn't help but bend down. The rice he ate before, like flood water, gushed out of his mouth, and he spit it out in a mess.

Most of the people in the crowd rushed out of the restaurant, while the other half were all dumbfounded, staring at this scene in disbelief, they never thought that things would end in this way.

"You're ruthless!" Ding Yiqiu stared deeply at Xu Yan, and before the referee announced the result, he waved his hand and led the company away.

"Xu Yansheng!" The referee announced and left in a hurry.

In an instant, only the reconnaissance company was left in the field. Tang Jue, Mo Wenyuan rubbed their noses and looked at Xu Yan quietly, while Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian cheered.

"We won!" The two cheered and rushed towards Xu Yan, making gestures to hug him.

Unexpectedly, Xu Yan stretched out his hand to stop the two of them, said "Don't touch me" with a pale face, then covered his mouth and ran to a trash can, knelt down on his knees and pointed his mouth at the trash can, vomited Mess.

"Xu Yan, what's the matter with you?"

"vomit!"

Everyone rushed to persuade them, but what greeted them was Xu Yan's continuous vomiting.

Tang Jue and Mo Wenyuan at the back looked at the figure of the boy vomiting on the kneeling ground, only then did they realize that he didn't show any serious taste, but they didn't despise him because of this, but they valued him more and more.

"Company Commander, I think I finally understand what you said that day. Compared with his talent, his firm belief and willingness to sacrifice everything to achieve his goals are the most terrifying."

"It's obviously not that heavy, but he endured the nausea ten times stronger than the other party, and forcibly consumed the other party. Although this was just a trivial farce, but because of the small size, the heart and will he showed, But it’s very rare.”

"I can't wait to see his performance in the next actual combat exercise. I believe his tired and tenacious temperament will definitely bring us surprises."

(End of this chapter)