hilarious soldier king

Chapter 107 Two people's return is like an arrow
vomit!
Xu Yan knelt in front of the trash can, vomiting over and over again.

This continued for four to five minutes, and he couldn't remember how many times he vomited. Anyway, he couldn't vomit anything after that, except for occasional yellow bitter water slipping down the corners of his lips.

He vomited for a while, until he had nothing to vomit, then Xu Yan stopped, his face turned pale, it seemed that he had vomited continuously before, and what he vomited was not only the filth, but also the strength of his whole body, following the one after another. The vomiting, while the rapid passage dissipates.

"Xu Yan, are you okay?"

The comrades in arms expressed their concern one after another. Luo Yifei, Jiang Danian, squad leader Sun Xin, squad deputy Lu Xiaolin...all the comrades in the third squad, as well as the comrades in the reconnaissance company, all changed from initial consternation to worry.

This also includes Du Zhen, Liu Wei and others who were once challenged by Xu Yan, not only because Xu Yan's battle represented the honor of the reconnaissance company, but more importantly, they were unhappy and dissatisfied with Xu Yan. In the constant challenges, especially those farce-like challenges later, they have long since vanished with laughter, because losing to him in military projects is better than being scolded by him for being bruised and weak.

Xu Yan glanced at everyone, stood up tremblingly holding the table, and returned to the dormitory with the support of his comrades in arms. He lay powerlessly on the bed, staring at the roof with blank eyes. This time he played himself badly.

At first, I thought that Tian Ming would be nauseated by eating only a few baby maggots. He unexpectedly made him vomit, but who knew that the other party was not only a super foodie, but also could not tolerate nausea like ordinary people. After eating half a pot of rice, He was stimulated one after another by himself, but he could still bear it, so that he had to increase the level of stimulation, and said disgusting words while eating rice.

Although the final result was ideal, Tian Ming was so stimulated to vomit and won the game, but the stimulation he received was ten times stronger than Tian Ming's, because before he said those words, he had to present those words in his mind first. situations and scenes.

Thinking of the situation at that time, Xu Yan began to feel uncomfortable in his stomach again, as if countless baby maggots were colliding, he covered his mouth and retched again...

During the period, he also drank water to replenish his strength, but he basically vomited as much as he drank. After tossing like this for an hour or two, he finally fell asleep with a pale face. will beep.

Under the worry of everyone in the class, the night passed like this.

The next morning.

Xu Yan woke up from his sleep, glanced across the room, and saw a black figure sitting on a stool not far away, it was Jiang Danian, he got up early as usual, but he didn't get up as usual, Practice how to turn left and right into instinct, but sit in the dormitory and take care of Xu Yan.

Hearing the movement, Jiang Danian turned his head around, saw Xu Yan woke up, hurried over, and said in a low voice, "Xu Yan, you're awake, how do you feel, let me pour you a glass of water!"

"No, I'm fine, I've never been better!" Xu Yan said, and sat up straight, shouting at the top of his voice, "Everyone is up, morning exercises are about to start!"

"Xu Yan, you howled early in the morning."

"Hey, I thought you couldn't make it through last night. I was planning to send you a wreath. It seems that the money has been saved."

"I was throwing up last night, looking like I was dying. I didn't expect to be alive so soon. I really echoed the old saying that good people don't live long, but evil people live for thousands of years. His life is comparable to Xiaoqiang!"

Everyone was woken up by Xu Yan, and while getting up and getting dressed, they were teasing meanly.

Xu Yan listened with a smile, but he didn't open his mouth to refute. The so-called happy event, although he paid a heavy price, and even though he vomited in a mess yesterday, he finally won Tian Ming and made the company commander agree to pass the inspection period. , becoming a qualified official soldier, his purpose of coming to the army has been achieved, and it is time to go back to find the school belle to fulfill the bet and let her be his girlfriend, so that he can show off in front of Dazui Xiaosha and others.

Get up, get dressed, pick up the backpack, and pack up his own things in the closet. His heart has already left the army and flew back to Yigao in Donghai City. He just needs to find the company commander for the last procedure.

After the morning exercises, everyone from class three arrived at the restaurant.

Because Xu Yan vomited so badly yesterday, his stomach was already empty. Coupled with the fact that someone had a happy event, today he had a big appetite, and he crazily swept up the meals on the table.

Everyone in the third class stared at him in surprise, and exchanged glances with each other. Luo Yifei said, "Xu Yan, you have a good appetite, don't you miss your maggot baby?"

Xu Yan slapped his chopsticks on the table, rolled up his sleeves and said to Luo Yifei, "Mule, do you want me to tell you about baby maggots or what?"

When Luo Yifei saw this, he didn't dare to answer, he quickly lowered his head and buried himself in the meal silently.

In the past, Xu Yan would definitely have chased after him fiercely, but today he didn't bother with him. He happily finished his breakfast, said something to monitor Sun Xin, and was the first to leave the restaurant.

"He's so weird today!"

"Yes, if it is as usual, if he is teased like this, he will definitely bite back."

"If there is something weird, there must be something weird!"

Under the guesswork of everyone in the third class, Xu Yan had already arrived at the company commander's office.

Knock on the door and enter.

"Report!" Xu Yan stood at attention and saluted, and shouted a report.

"You're in good spirits!" Tang Jue glanced at him and said.

"That's right, isn't this the company commander, you said that as long as I can beat Tian Ming, let me pass the probationary period, grant me the rank of private soldier, and make me a formal soldier? This time, you should not be mean Right?" Xu Yan said with a salivating face, staring at Tang Jue eagerly.

"The company commander always keeps his word, your collar badge is ready!" Mo Wenyuan said with a smile on the side.

Next, Tang Jue took out the private collar badge, took off the trainee private collar badge on Xu Yan's shoulder, and personally helped him put on the private collar badge, and solemnly said: "Xu Yan, from today onwards, you are a soldier of the reconnaissance company Yes, I hope you can use your blood and shouts to protect the honor of our reconnaissance company and the honor of our wild wolf regiment!"

"Yes!"

"During this period of time, train well. The joint military exercise is coming soon. I hope that your cunning and shamelessness will not only deal with your own people, but also with people outside the wolf group!"

"Yes!"

A few minutes later, Xu Yan walked out of the company commander's room. When he reached the corner, he looked back again, spat, and murmured, "Yes, it's a fart, yes, the military region's joint actual combat exercise, you guys can play it yourself, little one." Lord, I won't serve you anymore."

……

a long distance away.

Zhong Ming, who was dressed in military uniform, was escorted by several people into a military vehicle.

"Captain Zhong, are you really not here for a few days?" One person asked to stay.

"I appreciate your kindness. It's been a while since I came out. The mission has been successfully completed. It's time to go back." Zhong Ming refused.

"Captain Zhong, you probably miss your boyfriend!"

Zhong Ming ignored the person's teasing, and said his farewell lightly, and the car slid slowly towards Donghai City.

On the way, the corners of his lips curled up silently, and he couldn't help but think of Xu Yan, that kid who played tricks on him several times. He was caught last time, but he couldn't deal with him because of an urgent mission. Now it's time to find him!

(End of this chapter)