hilarious soldier king
Chapter 132 Instigated against the military dogs and escaped from the siege
Chapter 132 Instigated against the military dogs and escaped from the siege
"Xu Yan, run!"
Jiang Danian yelled anxiously twice, urging Xu Yan to run quickly, while turning his head to look at the military dog, but saw its eyes glowing green, and it was chasing aggressively, with two rows of sharp teeth coming from the split dog's mouth It was exposed, shining with a white cold light, which made people feel terrified from the bottom of their hearts.
Whoosh!
The speed of the military dog is like the wind, and every time it jumps, it is two or three meters. In the blink of an eye, the distance of tens of meters has disappeared under its feet.
"Xu Yan, run!"
Jiang Danian shouted anxiously. Seeing that Xu Yan was still motionless, he seemed to be really frightened. He stamped his feet fiercely, gritted his teeth and turned back.
Luo Yifei, who was running wildly in front of him, heard Jiang Danian's call, and looked back curiously. When he saw Jiang Danian turning back, he couldn't help but stop, and the hesitation flashed in his eyes. , also turned around and ran back in the same way.
The two came to Xu Yan's side one by one, the only difference was that the military dog stopped two or three meters in front of Xu Yan, bared its teeth, and whined loudly, while Jiang Danian and Luo Yifei stood on both sides of Xu Yan, The two watched the military dog vigilantly, beware of its sudden attack.
Luo Yifei tightened his grip on the handle of the gun, stared at the military dog without blinking, but complained, "Xu Yan, what did you do, why didn't you run away!"
"Run? Why do you want to run? It's just a dog, just keep it. As for making such a fuss?" Xu Yan shook his head, whispered pretentiously, and stared at the military dog with piercing eyes.
Luo Yifei was taken aback, almost choked by Xu Yan's words, even in the confrontation with the military dog, he still couldn't help rolling his eyelids, and said angrily: "Just accept it, you said it lightly, how can you accept it, This is a military dog, it has been systematically trained, not an ordinary domestic pet dog."
"It's no different!" The corners of Xu Yan's lips curled up, and he spoke confidently, "When I was training the dog, its grandparents probably hadn't even been born yet."
"Don't panic, clean it up as soon as you can, and if you keep talking about it, even if you can put it away, people from the Dragon Tooth Special Forces Brigade will probably arrive."
"What's the hurry, it's a matter of minutes." Xu Yan curled his lips and said, his words were relaxed, but he didn't dare to neglect his actions. He squatted down halfway, and moved his palms towards the military dog a few times. His mouth was neither long nor short. Blowing his whistle, he began to communicate with the military dog according to his previous dog training experience.
Then, a surprising scene appeared. The military dog, which was originally fierce and bared its teeth at the two, quickly faded the fierceness in its eyes and became softer.
"Fuck, isn't it, it's really good!" Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian exclaimed at the same time, looking at Xu Yan in disbelief, looking at him like looking at a monster.
"That's right, I don't even look at who brother is!" Xu Yan said in shock.
Just as he was speaking, the softness in the eyes of the military dog turned fierce again, and it started barking at Xu Yan, and made a gesture to pounce on him.
"What's going on, it doesn't seem to be tamed by you." Jiang Danian said anxiously.
"A small problem, it's just a little rebound." Xu Yan said lightly.
"Can you do it? If you can't, let's run away quickly. There is such a big commotion here, and the people from the Special Forces will be here soon." Luo Yifei doubted.
"What we need is for them to arrive, otherwise how can we escape from the encirclement?" Xu Yan then replied, and then concentrated on dealing with the military dog. After a while, the military dog became tame again. He squatted down, stroked its head lightly, and said something in a low voice.
"Xu Yan, there is movement at eleven o'clock, they are here." Luo Yifei suddenly reminded in a low voice.
"Got it, let's go!"
Xu Yan responded, and patted the military dog's head. The latter suddenly barked and rushed out. Xu Yan smiled and led Luo Yifei and the two into hiding.
Not long after the three of them hid, there was a movement. Several special forces members appeared not far away, and quickly chased in the direction where the military dog disappeared, and soon disappeared.
When the pursuers were far away, the three breathed a sigh of relief and chose a different direction to escape. Along the way, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian kept staring at Xu Yan with strange expressions. Luo Yifei couldn't help asking: " Xu Yan, how did you do it, why did that military dog suddenly run away?"
"I said I want to play hide and seek with it." Xu Yan said.
"Hide-and-seek? Hide-and-seek with a dog?" Luo Yifei was taken aback for a moment, then stared at Xu Yan carefully, and said, "I doubt even now whether you are human or not."
"Of course I'm not a man, I'm a god, an omnipotent god!" Xu Yan said in awe, "There is no god in the world, it's just that man has achieved the impossible, and the world respects him as a god!"
Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids, and said mercilessly: "Yes, you are a god, but you are also a dog god, the god of dogs!"
"You are a dog god!" Xu Yan replied, then looked at Luo Yifei, and said in admiration: "With your temperament of biting everyone, it is really a great miracle that you can still live to this day. You can compare with the pyramids, ancient Great Wall, etc., and called the Nine Wonders of the World!"
"You..." If you talk about bickering and quarreling, the two Luo Yifei are tied together, and you are not Xu Yan's opponent. With just one sentence, he was pushed back by Xu Yan, and he could only stare at Xu Yan angrily to express his dissatisfaction. .
Jiang Danian saw that the two were quarreling again, so he hurriedly tried to persuade him: "Xu Yan, please stop arguing, let's leave quickly, the Longya special team may come back at any time!"
"I don't blame me for this, he bit me first." Xu Yan said innocently, and then said: "But you are right, once a dog bites a person, a person can't bite back in turn. Be generous, and I won't argue with him."
Jiang Danian: "..."
Luo Yifei was also speechless for a while, is this also called generosity, he stopped talking, and Xu Yan still wanted to swear a few words verbally, this is also called generosity, so what is stinginess?
Xu Yan had the upper hand, and didn't give Luo Yifei a chance to refute, he urged directly: "Okay, stop rambling, let's break out of the siege now that the opponent's defense line is empty."
……
Wang Wang Wang!
The sound of dogs barking came and went in the jungle. A group of members of the Longya Special Forces Brigade, led by the military dogs, ran east for a while, and then went west for a while, but in the end they didn't even see Xu Yan and the three of them. They couldn't help being a little dumbfounded .
A group of people met, and after a brief exchange, they quickly realized something was wrong. Du Dazhuang frowned and said, "Three military dogs are searching the jungle like a carpet. Even three rabbits are hard to hide. Could it be that they spread their wings and fly?" no?
Zhong Ming changed his expression and said, "If I'm not wrong, they should have escaped from this area. Let's block them in the direction of the station."
"station?"
"Yes, at the station, Xu Yan is a guy who wants to be a deserter. He will definitely go home when he gets a chance."
PS: I want a ticket!I want a ticket!I want a ticket!Say important things three times!
(End of this chapter)
"Xu Yan, run!"
Jiang Danian yelled anxiously twice, urging Xu Yan to run quickly, while turning his head to look at the military dog, but saw its eyes glowing green, and it was chasing aggressively, with two rows of sharp teeth coming from the split dog's mouth It was exposed, shining with a white cold light, which made people feel terrified from the bottom of their hearts.
Whoosh!
The speed of the military dog is like the wind, and every time it jumps, it is two or three meters. In the blink of an eye, the distance of tens of meters has disappeared under its feet.
"Xu Yan, run!"
Jiang Danian shouted anxiously. Seeing that Xu Yan was still motionless, he seemed to be really frightened. He stamped his feet fiercely, gritted his teeth and turned back.
Luo Yifei, who was running wildly in front of him, heard Jiang Danian's call, and looked back curiously. When he saw Jiang Danian turning back, he couldn't help but stop, and the hesitation flashed in his eyes. , also turned around and ran back in the same way.
The two came to Xu Yan's side one by one, the only difference was that the military dog stopped two or three meters in front of Xu Yan, bared its teeth, and whined loudly, while Jiang Danian and Luo Yifei stood on both sides of Xu Yan, The two watched the military dog vigilantly, beware of its sudden attack.
Luo Yifei tightened his grip on the handle of the gun, stared at the military dog without blinking, but complained, "Xu Yan, what did you do, why didn't you run away!"
"Run? Why do you want to run? It's just a dog, just keep it. As for making such a fuss?" Xu Yan shook his head, whispered pretentiously, and stared at the military dog with piercing eyes.
Luo Yifei was taken aback, almost choked by Xu Yan's words, even in the confrontation with the military dog, he still couldn't help rolling his eyelids, and said angrily: "Just accept it, you said it lightly, how can you accept it, This is a military dog, it has been systematically trained, not an ordinary domestic pet dog."
"It's no different!" The corners of Xu Yan's lips curled up, and he spoke confidently, "When I was training the dog, its grandparents probably hadn't even been born yet."
"Don't panic, clean it up as soon as you can, and if you keep talking about it, even if you can put it away, people from the Dragon Tooth Special Forces Brigade will probably arrive."
"What's the hurry, it's a matter of minutes." Xu Yan curled his lips and said, his words were relaxed, but he didn't dare to neglect his actions. He squatted down halfway, and moved his palms towards the military dog a few times. His mouth was neither long nor short. Blowing his whistle, he began to communicate with the military dog according to his previous dog training experience.
Then, a surprising scene appeared. The military dog, which was originally fierce and bared its teeth at the two, quickly faded the fierceness in its eyes and became softer.
"Fuck, isn't it, it's really good!" Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian exclaimed at the same time, looking at Xu Yan in disbelief, looking at him like looking at a monster.
"That's right, I don't even look at who brother is!" Xu Yan said in shock.
Just as he was speaking, the softness in the eyes of the military dog turned fierce again, and it started barking at Xu Yan, and made a gesture to pounce on him.
"What's going on, it doesn't seem to be tamed by you." Jiang Danian said anxiously.
"A small problem, it's just a little rebound." Xu Yan said lightly.
"Can you do it? If you can't, let's run away quickly. There is such a big commotion here, and the people from the Special Forces will be here soon." Luo Yifei doubted.
"What we need is for them to arrive, otherwise how can we escape from the encirclement?" Xu Yan then replied, and then concentrated on dealing with the military dog. After a while, the military dog became tame again. He squatted down, stroked its head lightly, and said something in a low voice.
"Xu Yan, there is movement at eleven o'clock, they are here." Luo Yifei suddenly reminded in a low voice.
"Got it, let's go!"
Xu Yan responded, and patted the military dog's head. The latter suddenly barked and rushed out. Xu Yan smiled and led Luo Yifei and the two into hiding.
Not long after the three of them hid, there was a movement. Several special forces members appeared not far away, and quickly chased in the direction where the military dog disappeared, and soon disappeared.
When the pursuers were far away, the three breathed a sigh of relief and chose a different direction to escape. Along the way, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian kept staring at Xu Yan with strange expressions. Luo Yifei couldn't help asking: " Xu Yan, how did you do it, why did that military dog suddenly run away?"
"I said I want to play hide and seek with it." Xu Yan said.
"Hide-and-seek? Hide-and-seek with a dog?" Luo Yifei was taken aback for a moment, then stared at Xu Yan carefully, and said, "I doubt even now whether you are human or not."
"Of course I'm not a man, I'm a god, an omnipotent god!" Xu Yan said in awe, "There is no god in the world, it's just that man has achieved the impossible, and the world respects him as a god!"
Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids, and said mercilessly: "Yes, you are a god, but you are also a dog god, the god of dogs!"
"You are a dog god!" Xu Yan replied, then looked at Luo Yifei, and said in admiration: "With your temperament of biting everyone, it is really a great miracle that you can still live to this day. You can compare with the pyramids, ancient Great Wall, etc., and called the Nine Wonders of the World!"
"You..." If you talk about bickering and quarreling, the two Luo Yifei are tied together, and you are not Xu Yan's opponent. With just one sentence, he was pushed back by Xu Yan, and he could only stare at Xu Yan angrily to express his dissatisfaction. .
Jiang Danian saw that the two were quarreling again, so he hurriedly tried to persuade him: "Xu Yan, please stop arguing, let's leave quickly, the Longya special team may come back at any time!"
"I don't blame me for this, he bit me first." Xu Yan said innocently, and then said: "But you are right, once a dog bites a person, a person can't bite back in turn. Be generous, and I won't argue with him."
Jiang Danian: "..."
Luo Yifei was also speechless for a while, is this also called generosity, he stopped talking, and Xu Yan still wanted to swear a few words verbally, this is also called generosity, so what is stinginess?
Xu Yan had the upper hand, and didn't give Luo Yifei a chance to refute, he urged directly: "Okay, stop rambling, let's break out of the siege now that the opponent's defense line is empty."
……
Wang Wang Wang!
The sound of dogs barking came and went in the jungle. A group of members of the Longya Special Forces Brigade, led by the military dogs, ran east for a while, and then went west for a while, but in the end they didn't even see Xu Yan and the three of them. They couldn't help being a little dumbfounded .
A group of people met, and after a brief exchange, they quickly realized something was wrong. Du Dazhuang frowned and said, "Three military dogs are searching the jungle like a carpet. Even three rabbits are hard to hide. Could it be that they spread their wings and fly?" no?
Zhong Ming changed his expression and said, "If I'm not wrong, they should have escaped from this area. Let's block them in the direction of the station."
"station?"
"Yes, at the station, Xu Yan is a guy who wants to be a deserter. He will definitely go home when he gets a chance."
PS: I want a ticket!I want a ticket!I want a ticket!Say important things three times!
(End of this chapter)
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