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Chapter 133 Follow Xu Yan and Have Meat
Chapter 133 Follow Xu Yan and Have Meat
deserter!go home!
These two words fell into the ears of the Dragon Tooth Special Forces, and unsurprisingly, it aroused a lot of discussion. A group of standard soldiers who regard honor and dedication as their criteria could not accept such a statement for a while.
A group of people looked at each other, and someone couldn't help asking: "Captain Zhong, are you sure he will go home?"
Zhong Ming hesitated for a moment, but thinking of all the previous events, she quickly became firmer, nodded heavily, and said firmly, "Sure!"
When Du Dazhuang heard this, he was immediately amused, and he said with a smile: "It's interesting that someone who can kill our Dragon Tooth Special Forces team member and escape the search of one of our squads in the jungle actually only wants to be a deserter."
Everyone ignored his words. The person who asked earlier stared at Zhong Ming for a moment. Seeing her determination, he said, "Okay, since you are so sure, then follow what you said, let's search along the station."
A group of people quickly left the jungle while contacting other special forces for support, took a few military dogs, and chased towards the station.
……
Outer jungle.
Three figures came out of the jungle. The head of the figure was tall and handsome, with unusually agile eyes; the middle one had a simple and honest face, and his expression was slightly nervous; the last one had a bruised nose and a swollen face, with a pair of big dark circles under his eyes... It was the one who had just escaped Xu Yan and three people surrounded him.
Xu Yan didn't know that his whereabouts had been exposed, so he turned his head and glanced at the jungle behind him, spat and said, "You guys go around in circles slowly, I won't accompany you, young master."
Because they escaped from the encirclement, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Jiang Danian hesitated for a moment and asked, "Xu Yan, are we really going to your house?"
"Of course, isn't that already agreed upon?" Xu Yan said affirmatively, stepped forward and put his arms around his shoulders, and comforted him, "Just relax and follow me home, I'll take you to have fun for a few days. "
Jiang Danian was silent, quite preoccupied, obviously still thinking about the drill, he had accidentally blown up the company commander before, and was always worried and self-blaming, so he didn't have any intention of playing.
Compared to his silence, Luo Yifei was slightly different. He was firmly against it at first, but after being bullied and lured by Xu Yan, he made up his mind to play with him for a few days. Interested and asked: "Xu Yan, is there anything interesting in your house?"
"Isn't that nonsense, it's more fun now." Xu Yan said excitedly, and then described some scenic spots and fun places in detail, and finally said emphatically: "But the most fun, when My pet dog haha, the little guy is so cute, he can pretend to be dead, act cute, and even peep at girls' underwear, I will show you guys later."
"You can pretend to be dead, and you can peek at girls' underwear, is it true or not?" Luo Yifei doubted.
"Of course it's true. I also used this to make a bet with two friends. One of my friends is Dazui and the other is Xiaosha. I will introduce you later. They are so funny. They are very silly and naive. Absolutely It’s a fighter in the funny competition, a typical representative of the idiots.” Xu Yan said excitedly, and at the same time he was elated when he mentioned the two bad friends, he couldn’t help but secretly glanced at Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, and added in his heart, of course the two This one is not much better, equally silly and naive.
The three of them chatted and walked away from the jungle soon, and came to a market town. At the intersection outside the market town, there was a hanging oven baking biscuits. A middle-aged man in an apron was busy making biscuits at the back of the stall. Every time a sesame seed cake is made, it is pasted on the ceiling of the hanging stove, and the baked yellow sesame seed cake is removed from time to time.
The hot biscuits exuded a strong sesame aroma, which contrasted with the aroma of dog meat in the large bowl next to it, attracting the attention of many passers-by, including Xu Yan and the others.
Gollum!
Jiang Danian's Adam's apple twitched, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
It has been nearly a day since the actual combat exercise started, but he has not eaten any grains, and he is already hungry. Seeing the hot biscuits at this time, he was immediately aroused by the glutton in his stomach.
Hearing the revolution in Jiang Danian's stomach, Xu Yan secretly swallowed his saliva, then turned around and asked, "Are you hungry?"
"En!" Jiang Danian nodded embarrassedly.
Luo Yifei was not as shy as he was, and said bluntly: "Xu Yan, didn't you say that if you let us go home with you, you would treat us with delicious food and drink? Hurry up and treat us to a good meal first."
"I didn't bring any money!" Xu Yan spread his hands.
"Me neither." Jiang Danian also shook his head.
The two looked at Luo Yifei at the same time. The latter groped around, not to mention giving him money, but it was only fifty cents. Facing Xu Yan's fiery eyes, he coughed and said, "Don't look at it." Me, I only have fifty cents on me, which is only enough to buy a steamed bun, and I can’t even eat enough for myself, so don’t even think about it.”
While speaking, Luo Yifei looked around and saw a place to buy steamed buns not far away, ran over happily, bought a warm steamed bun, broke off a small piece and put it in his mouth, chewing slowly, While intoxicated, he said: "It's really fragrant!"
After pretending to eat a few mouthfuls, Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan and the two with a smile and said, "If you want to eat it, call Brother Fei, and I'll share it with you."
"Brother Fei!" Jiang Danian followed his advice and immediately called Brother Fei.
Luo Yifei gave Jiang Danian a third, and then looked at Xu Yan with a smile, staring straight at him, as if he could speak: Hurry up, and I will give you steamed buns if you yell!
Xu Yan is not Jiang Danian, he definitely can't do such soft things, he snorted, not only refused to call someone, but also snatched the steamed bun from Jiang Danian's hand, threw it back to Luo Yifei, and said: "It's just a mouthful of steamed buns, what's the big deal, let's eat sesame seed cakes with meat!"
"Are you rich?" Luo Yifei took the steamed bun and looked at Xu Yan suspiciously.
"Who says you can't eat if you don't have money!" Xu Yan snorted, rolled his eyes, and saw a young man wearing sunglasses get off the car and walked to the sesame seed stall to buy sesame seed cakes. He also strode over , Shouted: "Boss, here are two sesame seed cakes with meat!"
Xu Yan walked to the sesame seed stall in two or three steps, glanced at it casually, and said to the young man in sunglasses in surprise, "Brother, what a coincidence!"
The young man in sunglasses took off his sunglasses, looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, and said, "You are..."
"Brother, you don't remember me. You were drinking together a while ago, with that third child, remember?" Xu Yan made a random nonsense, and then asked, "Brother, you also buy sesame seed cakes."
"Yes!"
"Buy a few, I'll pay for it together." Xu Yan said boldly, pretending to pay.
Hearing that, the young man with sunglasses said casually: "How can I do that? There's no reason to ask my brother to pay for it. If you buy a few, I will give it to you."
"Brother, you're so righteous!" Xu Yan took his hand out of his trouser pocket, which was cleaner than his face, and gave a thumbs-up admiration. Then he waved goodbye to the young man in sunglasses, holding two packed sesame seed cakes with meat.
The young man in sunglasses waved his hand with a smile. When Xu Yan walked away, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became. He couldn't help but frowned and muttered, "Who is this guy?"
(End of this chapter)
deserter!go home!
These two words fell into the ears of the Dragon Tooth Special Forces, and unsurprisingly, it aroused a lot of discussion. A group of standard soldiers who regard honor and dedication as their criteria could not accept such a statement for a while.
A group of people looked at each other, and someone couldn't help asking: "Captain Zhong, are you sure he will go home?"
Zhong Ming hesitated for a moment, but thinking of all the previous events, she quickly became firmer, nodded heavily, and said firmly, "Sure!"
When Du Dazhuang heard this, he was immediately amused, and he said with a smile: "It's interesting that someone who can kill our Dragon Tooth Special Forces team member and escape the search of one of our squads in the jungle actually only wants to be a deserter."
Everyone ignored his words. The person who asked earlier stared at Zhong Ming for a moment. Seeing her determination, he said, "Okay, since you are so sure, then follow what you said, let's search along the station."
A group of people quickly left the jungle while contacting other special forces for support, took a few military dogs, and chased towards the station.
……
Outer jungle.
Three figures came out of the jungle. The head of the figure was tall and handsome, with unusually agile eyes; the middle one had a simple and honest face, and his expression was slightly nervous; the last one had a bruised nose and a swollen face, with a pair of big dark circles under his eyes... It was the one who had just escaped Xu Yan and three people surrounded him.
Xu Yan didn't know that his whereabouts had been exposed, so he turned his head and glanced at the jungle behind him, spat and said, "You guys go around in circles slowly, I won't accompany you, young master."
Because they escaped from the encirclement, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Jiang Danian hesitated for a moment and asked, "Xu Yan, are we really going to your house?"
"Of course, isn't that already agreed upon?" Xu Yan said affirmatively, stepped forward and put his arms around his shoulders, and comforted him, "Just relax and follow me home, I'll take you to have fun for a few days. "
Jiang Danian was silent, quite preoccupied, obviously still thinking about the drill, he had accidentally blown up the company commander before, and was always worried and self-blaming, so he didn't have any intention of playing.
Compared to his silence, Luo Yifei was slightly different. He was firmly against it at first, but after being bullied and lured by Xu Yan, he made up his mind to play with him for a few days. Interested and asked: "Xu Yan, is there anything interesting in your house?"
"Isn't that nonsense, it's more fun now." Xu Yan said excitedly, and then described some scenic spots and fun places in detail, and finally said emphatically: "But the most fun, when My pet dog haha, the little guy is so cute, he can pretend to be dead, act cute, and even peep at girls' underwear, I will show you guys later."
"You can pretend to be dead, and you can peek at girls' underwear, is it true or not?" Luo Yifei doubted.
"Of course it's true. I also used this to make a bet with two friends. One of my friends is Dazui and the other is Xiaosha. I will introduce you later. They are so funny. They are very silly and naive. Absolutely It’s a fighter in the funny competition, a typical representative of the idiots.” Xu Yan said excitedly, and at the same time he was elated when he mentioned the two bad friends, he couldn’t help but secretly glanced at Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, and added in his heart, of course the two This one is not much better, equally silly and naive.
The three of them chatted and walked away from the jungle soon, and came to a market town. At the intersection outside the market town, there was a hanging oven baking biscuits. A middle-aged man in an apron was busy making biscuits at the back of the stall. Every time a sesame seed cake is made, it is pasted on the ceiling of the hanging stove, and the baked yellow sesame seed cake is removed from time to time.
The hot biscuits exuded a strong sesame aroma, which contrasted with the aroma of dog meat in the large bowl next to it, attracting the attention of many passers-by, including Xu Yan and the others.
Gollum!
Jiang Danian's Adam's apple twitched, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
It has been nearly a day since the actual combat exercise started, but he has not eaten any grains, and he is already hungry. Seeing the hot biscuits at this time, he was immediately aroused by the glutton in his stomach.
Hearing the revolution in Jiang Danian's stomach, Xu Yan secretly swallowed his saliva, then turned around and asked, "Are you hungry?"
"En!" Jiang Danian nodded embarrassedly.
Luo Yifei was not as shy as he was, and said bluntly: "Xu Yan, didn't you say that if you let us go home with you, you would treat us with delicious food and drink? Hurry up and treat us to a good meal first."
"I didn't bring any money!" Xu Yan spread his hands.
"Me neither." Jiang Danian also shook his head.
The two looked at Luo Yifei at the same time. The latter groped around, not to mention giving him money, but it was only fifty cents. Facing Xu Yan's fiery eyes, he coughed and said, "Don't look at it." Me, I only have fifty cents on me, which is only enough to buy a steamed bun, and I can’t even eat enough for myself, so don’t even think about it.”
While speaking, Luo Yifei looked around and saw a place to buy steamed buns not far away, ran over happily, bought a warm steamed bun, broke off a small piece and put it in his mouth, chewing slowly, While intoxicated, he said: "It's really fragrant!"
After pretending to eat a few mouthfuls, Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan and the two with a smile and said, "If you want to eat it, call Brother Fei, and I'll share it with you."
"Brother Fei!" Jiang Danian followed his advice and immediately called Brother Fei.
Luo Yifei gave Jiang Danian a third, and then looked at Xu Yan with a smile, staring straight at him, as if he could speak: Hurry up, and I will give you steamed buns if you yell!
Xu Yan is not Jiang Danian, he definitely can't do such soft things, he snorted, not only refused to call someone, but also snatched the steamed bun from Jiang Danian's hand, threw it back to Luo Yifei, and said: "It's just a mouthful of steamed buns, what's the big deal, let's eat sesame seed cakes with meat!"
"Are you rich?" Luo Yifei took the steamed bun and looked at Xu Yan suspiciously.
"Who says you can't eat if you don't have money!" Xu Yan snorted, rolled his eyes, and saw a young man wearing sunglasses get off the car and walked to the sesame seed stall to buy sesame seed cakes. He also strode over , Shouted: "Boss, here are two sesame seed cakes with meat!"
Xu Yan walked to the sesame seed stall in two or three steps, glanced at it casually, and said to the young man in sunglasses in surprise, "Brother, what a coincidence!"
The young man in sunglasses took off his sunglasses, looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, and said, "You are..."
"Brother, you don't remember me. You were drinking together a while ago, with that third child, remember?" Xu Yan made a random nonsense, and then asked, "Brother, you also buy sesame seed cakes."
"Yes!"
"Buy a few, I'll pay for it together." Xu Yan said boldly, pretending to pay.
Hearing that, the young man with sunglasses said casually: "How can I do that? There's no reason to ask my brother to pay for it. If you buy a few, I will give it to you."
"Brother, you're so righteous!" Xu Yan took his hand out of his trouser pocket, which was cleaner than his face, and gave a thumbs-up admiration. Then he waved goodbye to the young man in sunglasses, holding two packed sesame seed cakes with meat.
The young man in sunglasses waved his hand with a smile. When Xu Yan walked away, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became. He couldn't help but frowned and muttered, "Who is this guy?"
(End of this chapter)
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