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Chapter 141 Sword Finger - Enemy Command 2
Chapter 141 Sword Finger - Enemy Command 2
Once, once, once...
The special forces member was annoyed. Seeing that Du Dazhuang couldn't distinguish between good and bad, he stopped being polite and began to talk about Du Dazhuang's embarrassing things with his fingers. One by one, he said four or five in the blink of an eye. pieces.
Du Dazhuang had already confirmed the other party's identity after hearing the two things, because no matter how powerful Xu Yan was, he couldn't possibly know all about his embarrassing things. He said, "Stop! Stop talking, I believe you!"
"You just said a few things, and you believe it. That's not okay. To be cautious, I think it's better to say a few more things." He opened his mouth and said, "Once, you went to Africa to perform a mission, and you were forced into a women's bathhouse..."
When Du Dazhuang heard this, his expression changed drastically, and he quickly said loudly: "Stop, I know I'm wrong, please don't say it, okay!"
Under Du Dazhuang's begging, the special forces member finally shut up, told Du Dazhuang not to shoot again, then walked out from behind the tree, and quickly came to Du Dazhuang, saw him leaning on the tree and kicked him on the leg , said: "What's the matter, what are you doing lying here, where did the target go?"
Just as Du Dazhuang was about to speak, he stopped suddenly. He cast his eyes on a certain place in the jungle, and the muzzle of his gun almost followed there. There.
"it's me!"
A cold voice came, and a slim voice came out, it was the beautiful officer Zhong Ming, who had also chased after hearing the commotion here.
Seeing that it was Zhong Ming, Du Dazhuang and the two lowered their guns at the same time.
Zhong Ming glanced at the two of them, focused on Du Dazhuang, and asked, "Where is Xu Yan, where did he escape to?"
"Over there!" Du Dazhuang pointed in the direction where Xu Yan disappeared.
"Chase!"
Zhong Ming uttered a word coldly, and chased him out first, followed by another special forces member. The two of them walked 20 meters, but Du Dazhuang couldn't catch up, so he couldn't help turning around and urging, "Hurry up! Lazy, Squadron Captain Ji was furious and gave an ultimatum."
"I was shot in the leg!" Du Dazhuang shook his head.
"I've been shot!" The two of them stopped at the same time after hearing this, and quickly walked back in front of him. Zhong Ming stood aside with a frown, staring carefully at Du Dazhuang's legs, especially his straightened legs. On the left leg, another special forces member squatted down and said with concern: "Which leg was shot, is it serious, can you still move?"
"This one!" Du Dazhuang pointed at his left leg.
"Don't move, let me see!" Another special forces member said, carefully inspecting his leg, after a while he was dumbfounded, looked at his intact leg, and said: "It's intact, I don't see any injuries .”
"No injury!" Du Dazhuang said.
"Your uncle, then you said you were shot in the leg!" Another special forces member yelled angrily.
"It's true that I was shot, but it was a blank bullet, so I wasn't injured!" Du Dazhuang took it for granted.
What the hell!
Another special forces member cursed, kicked him on the leg, and said, "Since you are not injured, then get up quickly and chase them!"
"I've been shot and I can't move!" Du Dazhuang shook his head and said, under the doubtful eyes of the two, he told what happened with Xu Yan before.
Then he was greeted with a look like a fool, and another special forces member couldn't help but yelled, "You've got your head pumped, you met the three of them, and you suppressed them, and you still let them escape , and still tied his own hands and feet, just because of someone else's words!"
"I think he's right. If it were a real battlefield, I wouldn't be able to move if I was shot in the thigh."
"But this is an exercise, it's an exercise, after all, an exercise is not a war, an exercise is only about being eliminated or not being eliminated, there is no such thing as being unable to move due to injury!" Zhong Ming scolded with a bulging vein on his forehead, "I told you You guys have met many times, that bastard Xu Yan is very cunning, after meeting him, don't listen to his nonsense, just take him down, it's better for you, you obviously suppressed him, but let him go for nothing!"
Du Dazhuang was so tempered by the training, he drooped his head embarrassingly, and distinguished in a low voice: "But, he used the honor of the Longya Special Battle Brigade to make trouble for me. I can't let them look down on our Longya. For the honor of Longya, this Only the hands and feet are bound."
"For a person with your IQ to be able to enter the Longya Special Forces Brigade, this is a humiliation to Longya!" Zhong Ming said angrily, and was so angry that her heart and lungs hurt for a while. She tried everything she could to catch her. As for Xu Yan, who knew that Du Dazhuang had a chance, but he was fooled by Xu Yan two or three times, and then he let him go. This is too irritating!
"Okay, okay, things happened anyway, it's useless to be angry, let's think about how to catch them." Another special forces member smoothed things over.
Mentioning this, Du Dazhuang's expression turned cold, and he said, "Speaking of this, I have to remind you that Xu Yan is very shameless, and he seems to be able to imitate other people's voices."
"Imitate other people's voices!" Another special operator was startled, thinking of what happened before, and asked, "This is why you suspected me before."
"Yes, before I was attacked, I heard Pan Yulong's voice. He asked me to go ahead, and then suddenly shot me behind the back. If I hadn't had a bad premonition, I would have been eliminated if I didn't know what to do." Du Dazhuang said, Speaking of this, he still has lingering fears.
"Pan Yulong, he's already dead. I saw him on the road!" Zhong Ming interjected, then paused and said, "By the way, his headset is gone!"
"Looks right, Xu Yan must have snatched his headset, then imitated his voice, and played tricks on our people. No wonder, I said how could they be so powerful, and eliminated several of us in a row. It turned out that they used This kind of trick, pretending to be our team members, let us relax our vigilance, and then shoot black guns in the back, it is really not easy to escape without defense, this trick is too insidious!" Another special forces team member said.
"He can hear our deployment, so it will be difficult to deal with him." Du Dazhuang frowned.
"Oops!" Upon hearing this, Zhong Ming's complexion changed, and he met the questioning eyes of Du Dazhuang and the other two, and said, "Xu Yan must have heard what Captain Ji said before, and it is extremely dangerous for this guy's shamelessness and audacity to act." Maybe go back to steal the camp, with the ventriloquism he has mastered, if he is caught off guard, Captain Ji and the others will most likely fall for it!"
The three of them looked at each other and exchanged glances, then Zhong Ming waved and said, "Come on, let's go to the Ji Squadron and wait for the rabbit!"
……
When Zhong Ming and the others went to the captain of the Ji Squadron to wait for the rabbit, Xu Yan had successfully joined Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, and greeted them without any explanation: "Come, come with me!"
"Where are you going?" Luo Yifei asked.
"Stealing the camp!" Xu Yan spit out two words coolly, facing the surprised eyes of the two, he explained: "Go to the headquarters of the blue army, behead the commander of the blue army, and turn defeat into victory!"
(End of this chapter)
Once, once, once...
The special forces member was annoyed. Seeing that Du Dazhuang couldn't distinguish between good and bad, he stopped being polite and began to talk about Du Dazhuang's embarrassing things with his fingers. One by one, he said four or five in the blink of an eye. pieces.
Du Dazhuang had already confirmed the other party's identity after hearing the two things, because no matter how powerful Xu Yan was, he couldn't possibly know all about his embarrassing things. He said, "Stop! Stop talking, I believe you!"
"You just said a few things, and you believe it. That's not okay. To be cautious, I think it's better to say a few more things." He opened his mouth and said, "Once, you went to Africa to perform a mission, and you were forced into a women's bathhouse..."
When Du Dazhuang heard this, his expression changed drastically, and he quickly said loudly: "Stop, I know I'm wrong, please don't say it, okay!"
Under Du Dazhuang's begging, the special forces member finally shut up, told Du Dazhuang not to shoot again, then walked out from behind the tree, and quickly came to Du Dazhuang, saw him leaning on the tree and kicked him on the leg , said: "What's the matter, what are you doing lying here, where did the target go?"
Just as Du Dazhuang was about to speak, he stopped suddenly. He cast his eyes on a certain place in the jungle, and the muzzle of his gun almost followed there. There.
"it's me!"
A cold voice came, and a slim voice came out, it was the beautiful officer Zhong Ming, who had also chased after hearing the commotion here.
Seeing that it was Zhong Ming, Du Dazhuang and the two lowered their guns at the same time.
Zhong Ming glanced at the two of them, focused on Du Dazhuang, and asked, "Where is Xu Yan, where did he escape to?"
"Over there!" Du Dazhuang pointed in the direction where Xu Yan disappeared.
"Chase!"
Zhong Ming uttered a word coldly, and chased him out first, followed by another special forces member. The two of them walked 20 meters, but Du Dazhuang couldn't catch up, so he couldn't help turning around and urging, "Hurry up! Lazy, Squadron Captain Ji was furious and gave an ultimatum."
"I was shot in the leg!" Du Dazhuang shook his head.
"I've been shot!" The two of them stopped at the same time after hearing this, and quickly walked back in front of him. Zhong Ming stood aside with a frown, staring carefully at Du Dazhuang's legs, especially his straightened legs. On the left leg, another special forces member squatted down and said with concern: "Which leg was shot, is it serious, can you still move?"
"This one!" Du Dazhuang pointed at his left leg.
"Don't move, let me see!" Another special forces member said, carefully inspecting his leg, after a while he was dumbfounded, looked at his intact leg, and said: "It's intact, I don't see any injuries .”
"No injury!" Du Dazhuang said.
"Your uncle, then you said you were shot in the leg!" Another special forces member yelled angrily.
"It's true that I was shot, but it was a blank bullet, so I wasn't injured!" Du Dazhuang took it for granted.
What the hell!
Another special forces member cursed, kicked him on the leg, and said, "Since you are not injured, then get up quickly and chase them!"
"I've been shot and I can't move!" Du Dazhuang shook his head and said, under the doubtful eyes of the two, he told what happened with Xu Yan before.
Then he was greeted with a look like a fool, and another special forces member couldn't help but yelled, "You've got your head pumped, you met the three of them, and you suppressed them, and you still let them escape , and still tied his own hands and feet, just because of someone else's words!"
"I think he's right. If it were a real battlefield, I wouldn't be able to move if I was shot in the thigh."
"But this is an exercise, it's an exercise, after all, an exercise is not a war, an exercise is only about being eliminated or not being eliminated, there is no such thing as being unable to move due to injury!" Zhong Ming scolded with a bulging vein on his forehead, "I told you You guys have met many times, that bastard Xu Yan is very cunning, after meeting him, don't listen to his nonsense, just take him down, it's better for you, you obviously suppressed him, but let him go for nothing!"
Du Dazhuang was so tempered by the training, he drooped his head embarrassingly, and distinguished in a low voice: "But, he used the honor of the Longya Special Battle Brigade to make trouble for me. I can't let them look down on our Longya. For the honor of Longya, this Only the hands and feet are bound."
"For a person with your IQ to be able to enter the Longya Special Forces Brigade, this is a humiliation to Longya!" Zhong Ming said angrily, and was so angry that her heart and lungs hurt for a while. She tried everything she could to catch her. As for Xu Yan, who knew that Du Dazhuang had a chance, but he was fooled by Xu Yan two or three times, and then he let him go. This is too irritating!
"Okay, okay, things happened anyway, it's useless to be angry, let's think about how to catch them." Another special forces member smoothed things over.
Mentioning this, Du Dazhuang's expression turned cold, and he said, "Speaking of this, I have to remind you that Xu Yan is very shameless, and he seems to be able to imitate other people's voices."
"Imitate other people's voices!" Another special operator was startled, thinking of what happened before, and asked, "This is why you suspected me before."
"Yes, before I was attacked, I heard Pan Yulong's voice. He asked me to go ahead, and then suddenly shot me behind the back. If I hadn't had a bad premonition, I would have been eliminated if I didn't know what to do." Du Dazhuang said, Speaking of this, he still has lingering fears.
"Pan Yulong, he's already dead. I saw him on the road!" Zhong Ming interjected, then paused and said, "By the way, his headset is gone!"
"Looks right, Xu Yan must have snatched his headset, then imitated his voice, and played tricks on our people. No wonder, I said how could they be so powerful, and eliminated several of us in a row. It turned out that they used This kind of trick, pretending to be our team members, let us relax our vigilance, and then shoot black guns in the back, it is really not easy to escape without defense, this trick is too insidious!" Another special forces team member said.
"He can hear our deployment, so it will be difficult to deal with him." Du Dazhuang frowned.
"Oops!" Upon hearing this, Zhong Ming's complexion changed, and he met the questioning eyes of Du Dazhuang and the other two, and said, "Xu Yan must have heard what Captain Ji said before, and it is extremely dangerous for this guy's shamelessness and audacity to act." Maybe go back to steal the camp, with the ventriloquism he has mastered, if he is caught off guard, Captain Ji and the others will most likely fall for it!"
The three of them looked at each other and exchanged glances, then Zhong Ming waved and said, "Come on, let's go to the Ji Squadron and wait for the rabbit!"
……
When Zhong Ming and the others went to the captain of the Ji Squadron to wait for the rabbit, Xu Yan had successfully joined Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, and greeted them without any explanation: "Come, come with me!"
"Where are you going?" Luo Yifei asked.
"Stealing the camp!" Xu Yan spit out two words coolly, facing the surprised eyes of the two, he explained: "Go to the headquarters of the blue army, behead the commander of the blue army, and turn defeat into victory!"
(End of this chapter)
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