hilarious soldier king

Chapter 142 On the way to beheading, I encountered a beautiful officer

Steal camp!Behead!Turn defeat into victory!

These few common words, when they are combined together at this moment, have undergone a wonderful change, and suddenly possessed a magical power, like a thunderstorm, resounding in Luo Yifei's ears, shocking the two of them dumbfounded.

The two stared at Xu Yan in disbelief. They never thought that he would have such a crazy idea. When he was fleeing in embarrassment after being chased by the Longya Special Forces, he actually thought of beheading the commander of the blue army to turn defeat into victory.

After a brief daze, the two looked at each other and spoke at the same time. One expressed approval and support, while the other expressed doubt and denial.

The one who agreed was Jiang Danian, who had always only followed his example. When Xu Yan said that he was going to steal the camp and behead the commander of the blue army, he naturally agreed with both hands; while the one who expressed doubts and opposition was naturally Luo Yifei. Now the three of them Fleeing in a hurry, like a bereaved dog, it is difficult to protect himself, and he will be hanged at some point, Xu Yan is still thinking of beheading the commander of the blue army, this is simply fanciful, so he poured cold water on: "Xu Yan, As a human being, it’s better to be down-to-earth, let’s think about how to break out of the encirclement, as for beheading the commander of the blue army to turn defeat into victory, let’s forget about it!”

Xu Yan gave him a squinting look, and said contemptuously, "You are a typical turkey thinking, with short-sightedness, you can only see three inches in front of your eyes, and you can't see anything further away. If everyone is like you, In this era, there is no need for development, let alone progress!"

When Luo Yifei heard it, he felt like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and said, "Don't talk about these useless things, the victory or defeat of the actual combat exercise and the development and progress of the times seem to have nothing to do with the development of the times, right? You have a long-term vision, right? , well, tell me how to steal the camp, how to behead the commander of the blue army, how to turn defeat into victory, I want to see how far-sighted you are!"

"Then you learn a little bit!" Xu Yan said in a serious tone, and then simply said what he heard in the headset before, "Just now, Captain Ji of the Longya Special Warfare Brigade sent a message that the special forces should catch it as soon as possible. We also said that the captain is already dissatisfied."

"What does that mean?"

"You say you are short-sighted and still refuse to admit it, which of course means that our chance has come!"

"Opportunity? The other party stepped up their pursuit of us, but I can't see that this is an opportunity?" Luo Yifei sneered and retorted.

Xu Yan sighed, shook his head pretendingly, and said: "The squadron leader of the Special Operations Brigade has the rank of colonel. This type of person can talk to the commander of the blue army. I just heard his voice. It's not a problem to simulate it. You just need to talk to the commander of the blue army, and then talk about the situation here, saying that you met an idiot soldier who killed his company commander during the exercise. I believe the other party will be interested Yes, we can take the opportunity to meet him, isn't this an opportunity?"

As soon as Xu Yan talked about his embarrassing things, Jiang Danian lowered his head in shame, very embarrassed.

But at this time, neither Xu Yan nor Luo Yifei had the time to pay attention to him. The two were arguing fiercely. Luo Yifei retorted: "What if the other commander is not interested?"

"Not interested can't change anything, because when I talked to him on the phone, I just took it as a joke and didn't say that I would show it to him. Let's take Danian over there and ask the sentinel to notify him. We've brought him there, so he can't refuse to see him." Xu Yan talked eloquently, his eyes shone with wisdom, and he was clearly organized and interlocking, taking all the details of the matter into consideration.

This time, before Luo Yifei opened his mouth, Jiang Danian agreed first: "Mule, I think this method is very good, we can try it!"

"Anyway, there is no better way now, so let's just listen to you and treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor." Luo Yifei already agreed in his heart, but said something disdainful in his mouth, and then urged: "You give the other party now Get in touch with the commander and tell me about it!"

Xu Yan hesitated for a moment, and immediately said in a sly voice: "Well, I haven't found a way to contact the commander of the other party!"

Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian were taken aback for a moment, and then Luo Yifei said angrily: "After talking for a long time, you can't even do the first step, so why not talk about a hammer!"

"Isn't the solution all people think of? As the saying goes, as long as the mind doesn't slip, there are more solutions than difficulties. If you think about it slowly, there will always be a solution." Xu Yan rolled his eyes and retorted with his neck stuck. , and then decisively interrupted the topic, and began to lead the two of them to break through.

Xu Yan first used the headset to imitate the voices of the special forces, causing the special forces to run here and there. After Zhong Ming broke his trick in the headset, he called Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian to the front. Sweeping away from the said direction, taking advantage of Zhong Ming's negation, the encirclement circle formed was careless, and swaggered out of the encirclement circle.

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The next day.

The twilight of the morning casts mottled light and shadow through the branches and vines.

Squeak!

The footsteps stepped on the dead branches and leaves, making a slight sound, breaking the silence of the morning. Three figures walked in the jungle against the dew, one deep and the other shallow. It was Xu Yan and the three of them.

After breaking out of the siege for three days yesterday, on the way to the headquarters of the Blue Army, they accidentally encountered a team of communications soldiers. It was just that when they fell asleep, someone gave them a pillow. The commander of the army got in touch and completed the most critical step of the plan. The next step was to collect the net and go to the headquarters to complete the beheading task.

After walking for a while, Luo Yifei suddenly sat down on the ground and shouted, "I'm hungry, I can't walk anymore!"

"Patience a little longer, after beheading the commander of the blue army and winning this exercise, I will treat you to a big meal!" Xu Yan comforted.

"But I'm hungry!" Luo Yifei emphasized.

Xu Yan tried a few words of persuasion, but when Luo Yifei didn't see him, he scolded angrily, "Why are you so useless? You haven't eaten for a long time, and you're just making noise here. Da Nian and I are also hungry. What do you say to us?" Yet?"

"Of course you don't talk about it, because you ate something yesterday, you ate meat with sesame seed cakes, but for me, I only ate a mouthful of steamed buns, and you fed the rest to the dog." Luo Yifei retorted, this is all over It's been a day, and he still can't forget this matter, obviously it's very sad.

When Xu Yan heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty, but who is he, even if he was guilty, he wouldn't show it. He rolled his eyes, patted him on the shoulder, and persuaded: "Mule, for the victory of this exercise, it's really important to Thank you for your hard work, we will give you credit later on!"

"I don't want tougong, I just want my steamed buns!" Luo Yifei is not so easy to fool, insisting that he wants his own steamed buns.

Xu Yan was so entangled by him that he had no choice but to reprimand, "You're not done yet. The steamed buns have already been fed to the dogs. Where can I get you a steamed bun?"

"I do not care!"

"I don't have steamed buns, if you have the ability, you bite me!"

"That's what you said!" Luo Yifei jumped up and went straight up.

Xu Yan didn't dare let him bite him, did he jump away quickly, and said: "Hey, you don't really bite, do you? I'm not Lu Dongbin, you can't become a fairy if you bite me!"

"You are the dog!"

The two quarreled and headed forward again. After a night and a morning of trekking, they finally arrived outside the headquarters of the Blue Army. They were about to sneak in to complete the final blow, but before they could move forward, they saw another person Appearing in a hurry, the figure was Zhong Ming!
(End of this chapter)