hilarious soldier king

Chapter 154 Back to School, Chasing the School Belle 4
Outside the exit of the station, the two with big mouths and chic faces were stupefied like chickens in the wind. Knowing that Xu Yan had really returned, the two drove excitedly to pick him up, but when they arrived at the station, they were in vain. Xu Yan let them go and went back alone. go home
Chi Chi!

The two were panting heavily, and there was anger in their eyes. Even the wind in front of the station could not suppress the heavy breath from their mouths, let alone extinguish the anger in their eyes.

It's too much, it's too much!

The two were angry and angry, and after a brief silence, they roared like a **** at the same time, "Xu Yan, you bastard, we can't finish with you!"

"Call!" Xiao Sa said with a livid face.

"Yes, call him and scold him!" Dazui agreed, and then he was confused: "But, his mobile phone is still under confiscation by the army, so he can't get through!"

"You're stupid, if you can't get through to his phone, why can't you call his home?" Xiao Sa squinted and reminded angrily.

"Yep…"

Dazui nodded repeatedly, then took out his phone and called Xu Yan's home.

The beeping voice echoed in my ears, Dazui made a gesture to Xiaosha, and said in a low voice: "Get ready, the call is connected, make sure it is him who answers the call, let's scold together!"

……

Xu Yan's house, the living room.

Xu Yan was sitting on the sofa, watching TV comfortably, while Xu's mother was busy in the kitchen, helping him prepare food, it was so warm.

Just then, the phone rang, breaking the tranquility of the living room.

"Xu Yan, answer the phone!" Mother Xu shouted.

In fact, there was no need for him to remind, Xu Yan had already done this, he leaned over, looked at the caller ID, saw that it was from Dazui, rolled his eyes, connected the call, but did not speak.

Seeing the call connected, the two people with big mouths on the other end got ready at the same time, but they didn't start cursing immediately because they weren't sure if it was Xu Yan who answered the phone.

After five or six seconds of stalemate, seeing that the other party still didn't speak, Xiao Sa couldn't help becoming anxious, and asked in a low voice, "How is it, who answered the phone?"

"I don't know, no one is talking on the phone?" Big Mouth covered the phone and replied in a low voice.

"Ask!" Xiao Sa said.

Dazui nodded, and asked, "Hello, is this Uncle Xu, may I ask if Xu Yan is back?"

Just after the big mouth on this side finished speaking, the corners of Xu Yan's lips parted silently, revealing a treacherous arc, and said solemnly: "You made a mistake. I'm not Uncle Xu, and I don't have a nephew like you."

Snapped!
Hang up!

Beep!
On the other side of Dazui Xiaosha, a blind tone sounded.

"It's a wrong number, it's impossible, I remember it's this number." Big Zui was confused.

"Fight again!" Xiao Sa urged.

Da Zui dialed the phone again and asked, "Hello, is this Xu Yan's family?"

"Hey, it's you again, I've already said it just now, I'm not your Uncle Xu, and I don't have a nephew as big as you... Hahaha!" Xu Yan was able to say a few words at first, but then he couldn't hold back anymore. He stopped, and couldn't help laughing out loud, which immediately revealed his secrets.

"Xu Yan!"

On the other end of the phone, the two were stunned for a moment, then gritted their teeth and growled. They didn't know that they were being tricked by Xu Yan again. The two were filled with anger and were about to scold him, but the phone was hung up again. broken.

The two of them suffered such a big loss, how could they give up, they dialed for the third time, and then Xu Yan didn't answer the phone, so several times in a row, the two were dumbfounded.

In the kitchen, Mother Xu heard the phone kept ringing, but no one answered, she couldn't help asking: "Xu Yan, who called, why didn't you answer it!"

"Don't pay attention to him who sells advertisements." Xu Yan replied casually.

When Xu's mother heard it, she didn't say anything, and quickly prepared the food and brought it up. After Xu Yan saw it, she immediately moved her index finger and started to eat. Xu's mother patted his palm and said angrily: "Go wash your hands, it's not clean!"

"Don't clean, you won't get sick after eating!" Xu Yan said poorly, but obediently went to the kitchen.

Just as he left, the phone rang again. Mother Xu whispered "Who is this?", walked to the phone, and connected.

As soon as the call was connected, Dazui scolded angrily: "Xu Yan, you bastard who has been paid a thousand dollars, don't you refuse to answer the phone? If you have the ability, don't answer it for the rest of your life..."

Xu's mother doted on Xu Yan very much. When someone scolded her son, she frowned and asked, "Who are you? Why are you so full of foul language? Didn't your parents teach you manners?"

Hearing Mama Xu's voice, Dazui was dumbfounded again. He held the phone in one hand like a hot potato. It didn't matter whether he put it down or not. He kept listening to Mama Xu's words for more than a minute. Only then did he have a chance to explain, "Auntie, I'm sorry, I thought it was Xu Yan, but I didn't know it was you..."

"If you don't know it's me, if you don't know it's me, you can curse people..."

Then there was another burst of preaching, and the big mouth apologized again and again, almost being said to have collapsed, and I was so depressed that I wanted to hit the wall.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xiao Sha slipped aside early, turned a blind eye to Da Zui's eyes asking for help, and instead stared at the billboards in front of the station in a daze. It was actually quite interesting to discover those billboards for the first time.

Xu Yan was in the kitchen, looking at it with a smile, seeing that it was almost done, Shi Shiran came out and said, "Mom, who called to make you so angry?"

"Your fox friend and dog friend." Mother Xu said angrily.

"My friend, no way." Xu Yan answered the phone pretending to be surprised, and said, "Hello, who is it?"

Dazui heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that the person on the other end of the phone had changed, and when he found out that Xu Yan answered the call, he said in a muffled voice, "Xu Yan, you're ruthless!"

"What are you talking about, I don't quite understand it?" Xu Yan pretended to be confused while pretending to understand.

Originally Dazui was ready to admit defeat, but when he heard Xu Yan say this, the anger in his heart surged again, and he raised his voice and asked: "Xu Yan, stop putting on a show for me, you won't understand what I say?"

"That's right, it's too much. We kindly went to the station to pick you up, but you let us go. It's not worth it. You didn't even answer our phone calls, and you deliberately set up a trap to make your aunt scold us. It's too dishonest and unreasonable." Xiao Sa interjected from the side, when Xu Yan was answering the phone, he also coincidentally finished studying the billboard, and then walked back to Da Zui to help him attack Xu Yan together.

"Oh, you were talking about going to the station." Xu Yan slapped his forehead, as if stunned, and apologized again and again, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, after I called, I was cold and hungry, so I came back alone. I was going to give you a call, but you also know that I don’t have a mobile phone with me, and the driver’s mobile phone happened to be out of battery, so I just got home and was about to call you, so you called me, by the way , have you guys gone to the station, shouldn’t you have already set off?”

(End of this chapter)