hilarious soldier king

Chapter 155 Back to School, Chasing the School Belle 5
By the way, have you guys gone to the station? You must have already set off!

Hearing Xu Yan's pretentious words, the two with big mouths were about to cry, not only did they set off, but they had already arrived at the station, okay?

"Xu Yan, is it bad for your conscience to say that?"

"Heaven, earth, please open your eyes, send down a thunderbolt, and kill this shameless guy, it's too shameless, it's really shameless."

After a short moment of astonishment, the two with big mouths and chic, angrily attacked Xu Yan.

Who is Xu Yan? , took the lead, "Enough, you guys are not finished, right? I didn't bring my mobile phone, and I accidentally didn't notify you in advance. As for cursing me like that? If you say it's releasing pigeons, don't you do the same, before I asked you to pick me up at the station, didn't you also go?"

The two of them were taken aback by what he said, and it took a while before they came back to their senses, and retorted: "Let us go, you still have to pay attention to you, can our situation be the same, you often play tricks on us, and you have never spoken properly. Zhuntou, we are not sure that you will come back, of course we can't pick you up at the station; but what about you, you asked us to pick you up, but slipped away by yourself, is this a human thing?"

"Didn't you tell me that I was cold and hungry, so I came back first. I didn't bring my mobile phone with me, and it happened that the driver's mobile phone was dead, so I forgot to notify you." Xu Yan insisted on this reason and did not let go.

"Stop talking about these useless things..." Da Zui curled his lips in disbelief.

Xiao Sa said from the side: "Okay, even if you forgot to notify, let's not mention this matter for now, let's talk about the next thing, we will call you, and you are pretending to play us on purpose, how will this be settled?"

"You're talking about someone calling me uncle. It turned out that you were the one who called me. I thought it was a liar. At that time, I thought, this liar is too unprofessional. At my age, I don't even have a son." , how can I become someone else's uncle, it sounds like a lie, I didn't expect it to be you..."

Xu Yan pushes two, five, six, and pushes everything away. I have to say that this guy is so eloquent, so that the two people who are so loud and handsome know that he is lying, and they know that he is talking nonsense. Neither of them The word can be believed, but he just can't testify against him, and he is so angry that he is furious.

"Small sample, play with brother, you are still far away!" The corners of his lips were raised slightly, outlining a sarcasm, even though Xu Yan thought so in his heart, he didn't say it out of his mouth, he still understood very well It made sense to accept it, and seeing that it was about the same, he hurriedly changed the subject and said, "Okay, let's not talk about it, and tell you a good news, I brought you something good!"

"What good stuff?" Dazui asked casually.

When Xiao Sa heard this, she couldn't help but rolled her eyes, and cursed in a low voice: "Idiot, why are you so stupid, you were removed from the topic so easily."

Hearing this, he coughed, and quickly changed his words: "We don't care about any good things. Anyway, if you don't give an account of today's matter, this matter will never end."

"Isn't it rare? It's unique to the army. It doesn't exist anywhere, and you can't buy it with any money." Xu Yan pursed his lips and dropped the bait.

Upon hearing this, the two with big mouths and chic eyes exchanged glances, and couldn't help asking: "What good thing?"

"Guess!"

"Pretending to be mysterious!" Xiao Sa curled his lips, but he didn't know that Xu Yan was not pretending to be mysterious, but he didn't even know that he came back in a hurry, and he didn't bring anything back, let alone good things, even if they were Ordinary things are the same, but of course he can't say this, he can only delay time in this way, and then slowly think about countermeasures.

"Could it be that you got a gun?" Da Zui excitedly said.

"Can you be more imaginative? Guns are state-controlled weapons and are not allowed to be carried and hidden by private individuals. Even if you want them, I can't get them!" Xu Yan said, rolling his eyes.

"military uniform?"

"Too vulgar!"

"Military boots?"

"It's not the same!"

The two guessed several times in a row, Xu Yan shook his head and refused, and finally gave up guessing altogether, saying: "I can't guess, don't be fooled, tell us quickly!"

"It's a pill!" Xu Yan said mysteriously.

"pill?"

"That's right, the pill, the latest pill developed by the army, is a medicine that can stimulate the potential of the human body and make people burst out with powerful potential and combat effectiveness in a short period of time. They are all high-end products in the army, and only special forces can prepare them. hair."

Hearing Xu Yan's miraculous words, the two couldn't help but imagine the scene where after taking the pill, their aroused potential became extremely powerful, and they swept across the East China Sea since then, attracting countless beauties screaming and admiring them.

The saliva of both of them was about to flow out. This nima is simply a must-have medicine for pretending to step on others to show off. If you can get one, it would be great.

"How could you get such a powerful drug?" Xiao Sa doubted, but he was still not dazed.

"Of course it's because I have made great contributions. Do you know why I said it before but didn't come back in the end? It's because the military region started a joint actual combat exercise. I led two comrades in arms to pass through the layers of blockades of the Longya Special Forces Brigade. Infiltrated into the headquarters of the Blue Army, beheaded the commander of the Blue Army, and won the exercise. The commander saw that I was a talent, and specially rewarded me with three..." At this point, Xu Yan paused, and sighed: "Hey, After I got the pill, the first thing I thought of was you. I borrowed the phone right after I got in the car, and called you to ask you to pick me up. I wanted to share it with you at the first time, but in the end...you let me go, Later it was…”

"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. You're at home right now. We'll go find you right away." The two of them hurriedly said after hearing this. In order to get the pretense pill, all anger disappeared.

"Okay then, I'll wait for you and see you at the coffee shop near my house."

Xu Yan made an appointment with the two of them, hung up the phone, and whispered, shaking his head, "Hey, IQ is flawed, and I really believe there are some pretense pills."

After eating hastily, Xu Yan pulled out the medicine box, rummaged in it for a while, selected a bottle of calcium tablets, poured out three tablets, scraped off the mark on it, and put it in a porcelain bottle, so the army made a special, Pretending pills that can't be bought with much money in the local area, and that's it!
After finishing all this, Dazui and Dazui also arrived, they called to urge her, Xu Yan told her mother to go out.

"You just came back, where did you go?"

"Find friends to play!"

"My friend, let's talk about them again. It's not that I'm talking about you, so stay away from them in the future. I think both of them are not of high quality, and they also have some IQ problems. Don't bring you down!"

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(End of this chapter)