hilarious soldier king

Chapter 156 Confession, Confession 1
Outside the community, a coffee shop.

The two people with big mouths, did not go in and sit down, but stood outside the door, looking towards the direction of the community, with a look of anticipation on their faces, they couldn't wait to see Xu Yan, to be precise, they couldn't wait Get the pretense pill from him.

Specially made by the army, there is no place, it is necessary to stimulate potential, pretend to step on others, and show off... Thinking of these words, the two of them felt hot, and their saliva almost flowed down. There was a silly grin, a mouth that was already very big, but now it became more prominent, and it took up half of the face with one mouth.

Just when he was talking stupidly, Xiao Sa suddenly focused his eyes, saw Xu Yan walking out of the community, and couldn't help but reminded him excitedly, "He's here!"

"Where are the pretense pills?" With a big mouth and a head full of pretense pills, and a head full of pretentious scenes, after hearing the chic words, he asked reflexively. As soon as the words came out, he knew that he had said the wrong thing. With a shy smile, he changed his tune and said, "Oh, I was asking where Xu Yan is."

This is of course nonsense, because when he asked the question, he had already seen Xu Yan approaching, so before he could give a chic answer, he quickly went up to him and complained: "Why did you take so long to come down, we are waiting for you For a long time."

Hey!
Xu Yan sighed and said, "Don't mention it, I almost couldn't get out."

"what happened?"

"What's the matter? It's not because of you. My mother heard that you were waiting for me outside, so she insisted on stopping me from coming out, saying that you two have flawed IQs, and your quality is not very high. She is afraid that I will be with you. , took me to pieces..."

Big mouth: "..."

Chic: "..."

The two were dumbfounded, stunned for a few seconds, raised their middle fingers together, and retorted: "Fuck you, it's almost as bad as you brought us down."

"Auntie, how can you do this? How can you say it the other way around."

"That's right, we brought you down, don't make fun of it, okay? Do you still have room to continue to be bad? Auntie is also true. She doesn't go out to inquire, and treats you as a good baby."

"Now I finally understand why Uncle Xu, who is so bright, upright, brave, and military, has such a despicable, shameless and vulgar son like you. It turns out that the roots are here, spoiling and ruining his life!"

"Hey, why haven't I met such a mother who dotes on her children unconditionally!"

The two talked to each other, shaking their heads as they talked, their attitude towards Xu's mother's excessive doting on Xu Yan was called envy and hatred.

"Fuck off you guys." Seeing that the two of them were talking more and more outrageous, Xu Yan frowned, scolded, and pretended to say: "I'm almost out of words, just to sneak out to give you pills, you don't say thank you , I’m still here to sarcasm, no more love, I’m going back!”

Da Zui Shu Shu shut quickly, the two looked at each other, stepped forward at the same time, opened his arms in a hug, and said exaggeratedly: "Xu Yan, good brother, you are finally back, you miss us so much."

"Get out!" Xu Yan stretched out his palms, pushed on the faces of the two of them, blocking their advancing figures, and said in disgust, "Si Glass, stay away from me, my sexual orientation is normal, and I have no interest in men at all. "

"You are beautiful, you agree and we are not willing!" The two of them lowered their arms, rolled their eyelids at the same time, and said in unison: "We are not interested in whether your sexual orientation is normal or not. We are only interested in your pretentious pills." Interested, where is the pill, have you brought it, show us quickly."

"Of course!" Xu Yan nodded, took out the porcelain bottle containing the calcium tablets, and waved it in front of the two of them. When their eyes were burning and they were clamoring to grab it, Xu Yan suddenly put the porcelain bottle away and said, "Look at it." You guys are so anxious, the so-called money is not revealed, how can such a good thing be revealed outside, let's go to the coffee shop and chat while drinking coffee, I will tell you how to take the pills and precautions. "

At this time, the two of them were all focused on the pretending pills, and they wanted to get the pretending pills so that they could pretend to be in the limelight in the future. There was no slightest objection to Xu Yan's words, even if Xu Yan said at this time that he wanted to They gritted their teeth and agreed to go to a five-star hotel for a big meal, let alone go to a coffee shop for a cup of coffee, so they nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, go in and talk, go in and talk."

The two surrounded Xu Yan and entered the coffee shop. After ordering three cups of coffee, they said impatiently, "Xu Yan, can you show us the... pill?"

“The dim sum in this cafe is good...”

Before Xu Yan could finish his sentence, he raised his voice and shouted: "Waiter, here's a plate, no, two plates of dim sum..." Isn't it just two plates of dim sum? Not a big deal.

After ordering coffee and ordering desserts, Xu Yan showed enough gestures that he took out the porcelain bottle containing calcium tablets and carefully poured out one.

Dazui and Xiaosha reached out their hands at the same time, and finally Dazui took a quick step forward, holding the calcium tablet in his hand with great care, and looked at it over and over again. The more it looked, the more it looked like a calcium tablet, and he couldn't help but curiously said: "Xu Yan , Is this what you said to be a...potential pill, why does it look so much like a calcium tablet?"

Hearing this, Xu Yan couldn't help but look at Dazui with admiration. When did this guy have such good eyesight, he guessed it right at once. Of course he thought so in his heart, but he didn't admit it, but praised: " Good eyesight, there are also some calcium supplements in this pill."

"Calcium supplement!"

"That's right, it's calcium supplementation, which stimulates people's potential. In an instant, it exerts far more strength and strength than usual, and the load on the body and bones doubles. In order to prevent bone damage, it naturally contains calcium supplements."

"So it is!" The two suddenly realized.

Seeing that Dazui was pinching the pretense pill, looking over and over again, but he still refused to hand it over to himself, Xiao Sa could not help urging, and under Dazui's unwilling expression, he took the pill and looked at it casually After a few glances, he said: "Such a valuable item should not be exposed to the air for a long time, it's better to put it away."

While talking, he took out a bottle of chewing gum from his body, poured most of the box on the table, wiped the inside of the bottle carefully with a napkin, put calcium tablets in it carefully, and then—— Straight into the pocket, straight into the pocket, straight into the pocket…

"Hey, what are you doing?" Dazui whispered, by the time she realized it was already too late, Xiao Sa had already put the calcium tablet close to her body.

"Isn't Xu Yan still there? This one is mine, you can ask him for it again." Xiao Sa laughed, not planning to take it out at all, just pretending to be a pill, it's better to put it on your body first to be safe.

Big Mouth stared at him angrily, but there was nothing he could do about it. He could only salivate and ask Xu Yan again, but Xu Yan didn't refuse. Anyway, he had plenty of this kind of calcium tablets at home, and they usually feed them to dogs. He was not stingy with this one, so he poured another pill and gave it to Dazui, afraid that the two of them would continue to question and expose this matter, so he quickly changed the subject and said: "Okay, I gave you the pills too, so we should talk about the business Come on!"

"What's the business?" Dazui said absent-mindedly, playing with pretending to be a pill.

"Of course, it's about picking up the school girl. I'm going away for three months, and that's why I'm telling you, I've given you the Potential Pill. You can't cross the river and tear down the bridge. You must help me get her!"

(End of this chapter)