hilarious soldier king

Chapter 157 Confession, Confession 2 (Subscribe)

"Of course."

When the two heard it, they patted their chests and said: "Look at what you said, what is the relationship between us, don't talk about pills and pills, vulgar, don't you give us potential pills, won't we help you? Obviously impossible!"

Seeing the two people's righteous and heroic looks, they had completely forgotten the previous anger, the corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched slightly, his stomach was about to explode with laughter, but he pretended to say: "That's good!"

"Tell me, how are you going to ask us to help?" Xiao Sa asked, although all his heart was on pretending to be a pill, but at least on the surface, he still had to care about it.

"I want you to help me create a romantic courtship scene." Xu Yan said.

"There's no need for a romantic pursuit scene," Da Zui doubted.

"That's right, didn't you make a bet with the school girl, saying that as long as you can become an official soldier within three months, she will be your girlfriend? Now that you have become a soldier, just go and accept the bet, and get those fancy things What are you doing, it's too wasteful." Xiao Sa also agreed, thinking it was unnecessary.

"It's because of this kind of thinking that you are still single." Xu Yan hated iron and iron, squinted at the two, met their angry eyes, and continued: "You think it's just a bet? Is that enough? Let me tell you that this is far from enough. The bet is just an opportunity and the beginning. If you want to completely embrace a beautiful woman, the most important thing is to care about romance..."

"In the past few days in the army, I have thought about it a lot, and found that what is said in the book is still very reasonable. Women are emotional animals, and they are easily moved by sweet words and romance. You haven't read Christmas, Valentine's Day and other festivals. , Are the hotels outside crowded with people? Why, isn’t it because flowers and gifts are given during these two festivals, so it’s romantic…”

"Wait, when you confessed your love before, there were people who gave you flowers, but you couldn't catch up with the school girl." Dazui interrupted him, stabbing Xu Yan in the heart.

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids, and said, "Why are these the same? The flowers I sent before were picked from flower beds. They were too casual, and they gave people a feeling of not paying attention. That's why, I am so The most important reason why such an outstanding person as Shuai has never caught up with the school belle."

vomit!
The two were vomiting.

Xu Yan turned a blind eye and continued: "So this time, I decided to make a formal romantic confession, let the school girl feel my sincerity and care, and then embrace the beauty in one fell swoop, wow!"

Hearing Xu Yan talk a lot, but they haven't gotten to the point yet, the two couldn't help urging: "Don't talk so much useless, just tell us what you plan to do, and let us help you!"

"Okay!" Xu Yan was waiting for this sentence, and when he heard what they said, he stopped going around in circles, rubbed his hands together and said, "Well, I have already thought of a way, just like in the TV series, rent two A helicopter, sprinkle roses in the air, make a rose rain, absolutely spectacular, absolutely romantic..."

Rent a helicopter!Make it rain roses!

Hearing these two words, the two of them rolled their eyelids at the same time, and said angrily, "Can you be more imaginative, rent a helicopter to rain roses, and rent two at a time, do you think it doesn't cost money?" , do you have that much money?"

Xu Yan rubbed his hands in embarrassment, admitted frankly that he hadn't, then stared at the two of them helplessly, and said, "There are still you guys!"

The two were dumbfounded, and only now did they realize that they had said a lot together with Xu Yan that they were waiting for them here, and the purpose was to get them to pay.

If it’s at 01:30, they will come out as soon as they come out, but the helicopter will rain roses. Although the two don’t know the exact price, they know that the price is very high, and it must be worth a lot. How can they get it? Pay that much money.

Therefore, the two looked at each other, and got up in a tacit understanding, "Well, you have been on the train for a day, and you just got home. You must be tired. Go back early, wash and sleep, and we won't bother you."

Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, Xu Yan jumped up and shouted: "Stop, I'm in vain thinking that you are good brothers who came back from the army and brought you such important good things; as for you, I just If I ask you to do a small favor, you won’t agree, it’s too dishonest!”

"Is this a small favor, so much money, we can't get it out even if we sell it!" Dazui spread his hands.

"You don't have to sell you, I can get it." Xu Yan stabilized the two of them, and said to Dazui: "Just say you Dazui, you just need to talk to your father, three thousand five thousand, he will definitely will give you."

"Don't be ridiculous, it's still three thousand and five thousand. Last time I asked for two thousand, my dad didn't give it to me." Da Zui pouted.

"That's because your method is wrong. Asking for money also pays attention to strategy." Xu Yan curled his lips and began to give him some advice: "When you look back and see that it's just you and your father, tell him that when your mother is driving, the co-pilot I found a long hair on the seat. I asked you if you knew what was going on. You said you told your mother that your female classmate took a ride and accidentally left it behind. Then you asked your father for money. I I don't believe that he will not give it, let alone 1, even if it is [-], he will give it to you."

Dazui's heart moved when he heard the words, and he wrote down the method, but said: "Since this method is so good, why don't you use it to ask your father for money?"

"My dad is different from your dad. He is upright and serious like my dad. Do you think it's useful for me to say that? I'm afraid I won't get the money by then, but I will get a big beating instead... Don't talk so much, just say Can you help me?"

After some negotiations, the two parties finally reached a consensus that the rose rain still exists, but in order to save costs, the helicopter was canceled and became fully manual. The two were responsible for finding people and standing on the roof to sprinkle roses .

After the three of them finalized their plan, they each dispersed to prepare.

After leaving the coffee shop, Xu Yan saw Dazui touching his pocket with a look of excitement and excitement, fearing that he would really use the calcium tablet as a potential pill and cause trouble, so he couldn't help but remind him: "Dazui, that idiot... Don’t just take the potential pill like a calcium tablet. Although it can stimulate the potential, the after-effects are also not small. After the potential is stimulated, at least lie in bed for a week, and cannot recover for more than a month. Unless you have to, don't take it, remember!"

"Okay, I got it!" Dazui nodded, and the three of them said goodbye and went to prepare separately.

……

In the afternoon of the next day, the day when the students returned to school.

Xu Yan and the three of them came to the school with arrogance and arrogance, carrying the things they had prepared. They wanted to create a huge court scene and make a sensation in the whole school!
PS: Chapter 2 is here, there are still more today, the critical moment has arrived, hehe!

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