hilarious soldier king
Chapter 404 The original army pretends to be aggressive!
Chapter 404 Returning to the original army and pretending to be aggressive!
The three of them simply cleaned up and left the Longya base.
On the way, Jiang Danian asked: "Xu Yan, shall we go directly to the monitor's house?"
"Of course not, let's go back to the Wild Wolf Group first!" Xu Yan shook his head and said, this trip has already been arranged.
Hearing this, Luo Yifei's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "That's right, we should go back, we have been away for a few months, and we will leave the Wild Wolf Group in the future, we should talk to those old comrades The old brother said something else."
"That's right!" Xu Yan pursed his lips.
The two looked at each other and smiled, the smiles were sly and sinister, which attracted Jiang Danian's sideways glance.
These two guys, it’s true to say goodbye when they go back, but they also have the intention of showing off. They finally passed the assessment and became special forces. Such a good opportunity to pretend to be in the limelight, if they don’t return to the original army to show off, it would be too shameful If it matches their personality, they will be struck by lightning.
Jiang Danian doesn't know what the two of them think, but he absolutely supports this decision. On the one hand, he is saying goodbye to his old comrades in arms, and on the other hand, Zhang Pei is also in the Wild Wolf Group, so he can see her when he returns. up.
Thinking of Zhang Pei, Jiang Danian's heart fluttered for a while, wishing he could fly back with his wings, so that he could see Yi Ren again and express his heartfelt feelings.
Just when Jiang Danian was in a trance, Xu Yan and Luo Yifei noticed his strange appearance, the two of them looked at each other, and approached with a tacit understanding, and said cheaply: "What are you thinking, with a swaying face?"
"Nothing?" Jiang Danian was startled, shook his head and lowered his head, and looked at the two of them out of the corner of his eyes. A big man looked like a primary school student who made a mistake and was arrested, which looked extremely funny.
The two of them saw this posture, but they didn't understand. He was thinking of spring, and he leaned forward and teased: "Look at you, you miss sister Zhang, don't you?"
"No, no..." Jiang Danian shook his head.
"Really?" Xu Yan asked.
"If there is really no one, then we will not go back to the Wild Wolf Group, and go directly to the squad leader's house." Luo Yifei said intentionally.
"This is not good, we will leave the Wild Wolf Group in the future, and we must say goodbye to the company commander." Jiang Danian said, under the eyes of the two with smirks, he blushed and said: "Okay , I admit, I kind of want to see her."
"She, who is she?" The two asked knowingly
"Zhang... Zhang Pei!" Jiang Danian stammered, his expression extremely unnatural.
"That's right. Men think that women are just and right, so there's nothing to hide." Xu Yan curled his lips and said with a big wave of his hand: "Let's set off and go back to the group to pretend... Oh, no, it's back." Say goodbye to your comrades in the regiment and go."
The three of them arrived at the station and bought three bus tickets to the Wild Wolf Regiment. It was inevitable on the bus. When they talked about Jiang Danian and Zhang Pei, Xu Yan urged: "Danian, this vacation is very rare. They are special forces, and there are endless missions, and I don’t know when the next vacation will be, so you must seize the opportunity and take the opportunity to do it for Sister Zhang.”
"That's right, cook the uncooked rice first." Luo Yifei agreed, with a look of cheapness on his face, and it was exciting to mention this.
"This is not good..." Jiang Danian said shyly, he has always been honest and honest, but he is not as wretched and shameless as Xu Yan and the other two.
"There's nothing wrong with this. The sages have said that food and sex are also human nature, that is to say, food and women are human nature."
Xu Yan persuaded, and as soon as the words fell, Luo Yifei continued: "Besides, the ratio of male to female in the country is seriously out of balance now. It is not easy to find a girlfriend, especially sister Zhang, so we should get it first and then talk about it."
With the two of them agitating, Jiang Danian couldn't help but feel confused, but he was at a loss as to how to take her down, and asked, "But how to take her down?"
"You are asking the right person, I have a trick here." Xu Yan said mysteriously.
Jiang Danian was attracted by his posture, and asked, "What's the trick?"
"The Overlord bows hard." Xu Yan said coolly.
Overlord puts on the bow!
Hearing this, Jiang Danian almost bit his tongue off, he never thought that Xu Yan's trick was actually this.
In fact, not only him, but even Luo Yifei had the same beeping expression on his face. What kind of trick is this, it is clearly teaching people to commit crimes, but after hearing this, he became excited, nodded his head, and said: " That's right, the Overlord is going to fight hard. If she agrees, then everyone will be happy. If she doesn't agree, you can use force to get her body first. A writer wrote a sentence saying that it is the fastest to get through a woman's heart. The way is to get through his tunnel!"
"But it's against the law..."
"I just ask you, do you love her?" Xu Yan asked.
"Love!" Jiang Danian said without thinking.
"Love is enough. If you love her, go for her. If you like her, go for it. Don't confess, confession is useless, and you will still be rejected! If you can't catch up, you will drug it. If you turn your face, you will post fruit photos! At worst, you will go to prison. You can't even go to prison. I don’t even dare to squat, but dare to say that I love her!”
"That's right, time doesn't wait for me. I don't have time to show you the inner bitterness. If you love her, eat her."
Xu Yan and Luo Yifei, you and I, ran the train with their mouths full of nonsense, which made Jiang Danian dumbfounded for a while, he frowned for a while, shook his head and said: "No, this can't, I can't Do it."
Seeing his serious look, Xu Yan and the two looked at each other, then held their foreheads at the same time, and said, "I'm dizzy, you don't really think about this matter, do you? We're just kidding you."
"Huh, you guys scared me to death, I thought you really wanted me to do it!"
"... "
The three of them talked and laughed, and they were not lonely on the journey, and they soon arrived outside the wild wolf group.
The three of them lined up and stood outside the gate, looking at the familiar military camp in front of them. While feeling very cordial, they also felt as if they were a world apart.
Of course, they were all young, and this emotion was fleeting, and was soon dissipated by the joy of seeing their comrades in arms and the anticipation of putting on a show. Already!"
The three of them appeared outside the army and had already attracted the attention of the sentry. Seeing them approaching, the sentry came up to meet them and asked, "Xu Yan, have you become special forces?"
The three of them are all celebrities of the Wild Wolf Regiment. Almost everyone knows them and knows that they represent the army in special selection, and the sentinel is no exception.
"Of course, it doesn't matter who we are or where we came from." Xu Yan said in awe, not knowing what modesty is at all.
"Really, congratulations!" The sentinel said sincerely.
The three of them entered the Wild Wolf Group, and the news that they passed special selection and became special soldiers and returned quickly swept through the entire Wild Wolf Group like a whirlwind...
PS: Sorry, the update is a bit late, please ask for a few monthly tickets, and there are only a few tickets before the top ten in the classification!
(End of this chapter)
The three of them simply cleaned up and left the Longya base.
On the way, Jiang Danian asked: "Xu Yan, shall we go directly to the monitor's house?"
"Of course not, let's go back to the Wild Wolf Group first!" Xu Yan shook his head and said, this trip has already been arranged.
Hearing this, Luo Yifei's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "That's right, we should go back, we have been away for a few months, and we will leave the Wild Wolf Group in the future, we should talk to those old comrades The old brother said something else."
"That's right!" Xu Yan pursed his lips.
The two looked at each other and smiled, the smiles were sly and sinister, which attracted Jiang Danian's sideways glance.
These two guys, it’s true to say goodbye when they go back, but they also have the intention of showing off. They finally passed the assessment and became special forces. Such a good opportunity to pretend to be in the limelight, if they don’t return to the original army to show off, it would be too shameful If it matches their personality, they will be struck by lightning.
Jiang Danian doesn't know what the two of them think, but he absolutely supports this decision. On the one hand, he is saying goodbye to his old comrades in arms, and on the other hand, Zhang Pei is also in the Wild Wolf Group, so he can see her when he returns. up.
Thinking of Zhang Pei, Jiang Danian's heart fluttered for a while, wishing he could fly back with his wings, so that he could see Yi Ren again and express his heartfelt feelings.
Just when Jiang Danian was in a trance, Xu Yan and Luo Yifei noticed his strange appearance, the two of them looked at each other, and approached with a tacit understanding, and said cheaply: "What are you thinking, with a swaying face?"
"Nothing?" Jiang Danian was startled, shook his head and lowered his head, and looked at the two of them out of the corner of his eyes. A big man looked like a primary school student who made a mistake and was arrested, which looked extremely funny.
The two of them saw this posture, but they didn't understand. He was thinking of spring, and he leaned forward and teased: "Look at you, you miss sister Zhang, don't you?"
"No, no..." Jiang Danian shook his head.
"Really?" Xu Yan asked.
"If there is really no one, then we will not go back to the Wild Wolf Group, and go directly to the squad leader's house." Luo Yifei said intentionally.
"This is not good, we will leave the Wild Wolf Group in the future, and we must say goodbye to the company commander." Jiang Danian said, under the eyes of the two with smirks, he blushed and said: "Okay , I admit, I kind of want to see her."
"She, who is she?" The two asked knowingly
"Zhang... Zhang Pei!" Jiang Danian stammered, his expression extremely unnatural.
"That's right. Men think that women are just and right, so there's nothing to hide." Xu Yan curled his lips and said with a big wave of his hand: "Let's set off and go back to the group to pretend... Oh, no, it's back." Say goodbye to your comrades in the regiment and go."
The three of them arrived at the station and bought three bus tickets to the Wild Wolf Regiment. It was inevitable on the bus. When they talked about Jiang Danian and Zhang Pei, Xu Yan urged: "Danian, this vacation is very rare. They are special forces, and there are endless missions, and I don’t know when the next vacation will be, so you must seize the opportunity and take the opportunity to do it for Sister Zhang.”
"That's right, cook the uncooked rice first." Luo Yifei agreed, with a look of cheapness on his face, and it was exciting to mention this.
"This is not good..." Jiang Danian said shyly, he has always been honest and honest, but he is not as wretched and shameless as Xu Yan and the other two.
"There's nothing wrong with this. The sages have said that food and sex are also human nature, that is to say, food and women are human nature."
Xu Yan persuaded, and as soon as the words fell, Luo Yifei continued: "Besides, the ratio of male to female in the country is seriously out of balance now. It is not easy to find a girlfriend, especially sister Zhang, so we should get it first and then talk about it."
With the two of them agitating, Jiang Danian couldn't help but feel confused, but he was at a loss as to how to take her down, and asked, "But how to take her down?"
"You are asking the right person, I have a trick here." Xu Yan said mysteriously.
Jiang Danian was attracted by his posture, and asked, "What's the trick?"
"The Overlord bows hard." Xu Yan said coolly.
Overlord puts on the bow!
Hearing this, Jiang Danian almost bit his tongue off, he never thought that Xu Yan's trick was actually this.
In fact, not only him, but even Luo Yifei had the same beeping expression on his face. What kind of trick is this, it is clearly teaching people to commit crimes, but after hearing this, he became excited, nodded his head, and said: " That's right, the Overlord is going to fight hard. If she agrees, then everyone will be happy. If she doesn't agree, you can use force to get her body first. A writer wrote a sentence saying that it is the fastest to get through a woman's heart. The way is to get through his tunnel!"
"But it's against the law..."
"I just ask you, do you love her?" Xu Yan asked.
"Love!" Jiang Danian said without thinking.
"Love is enough. If you love her, go for her. If you like her, go for it. Don't confess, confession is useless, and you will still be rejected! If you can't catch up, you will drug it. If you turn your face, you will post fruit photos! At worst, you will go to prison. You can't even go to prison. I don’t even dare to squat, but dare to say that I love her!”
"That's right, time doesn't wait for me. I don't have time to show you the inner bitterness. If you love her, eat her."
Xu Yan and Luo Yifei, you and I, ran the train with their mouths full of nonsense, which made Jiang Danian dumbfounded for a while, he frowned for a while, shook his head and said: "No, this can't, I can't Do it."
Seeing his serious look, Xu Yan and the two looked at each other, then held their foreheads at the same time, and said, "I'm dizzy, you don't really think about this matter, do you? We're just kidding you."
"Huh, you guys scared me to death, I thought you really wanted me to do it!"
"... "
The three of them talked and laughed, and they were not lonely on the journey, and they soon arrived outside the wild wolf group.
The three of them lined up and stood outside the gate, looking at the familiar military camp in front of them. While feeling very cordial, they also felt as if they were a world apart.
Of course, they were all young, and this emotion was fleeting, and was soon dissipated by the joy of seeing their comrades in arms and the anticipation of putting on a show. Already!"
The three of them appeared outside the army and had already attracted the attention of the sentry. Seeing them approaching, the sentry came up to meet them and asked, "Xu Yan, have you become special forces?"
The three of them are all celebrities of the Wild Wolf Regiment. Almost everyone knows them and knows that they represent the army in special selection, and the sentinel is no exception.
"Of course, it doesn't matter who we are or where we came from." Xu Yan said in awe, not knowing what modesty is at all.
"Really, congratulations!" The sentinel said sincerely.
The three of them entered the Wild Wolf Group, and the news that they passed special selection and became special soldiers and returned quickly swept through the entire Wild Wolf Group like a whirlwind...
PS: Sorry, the update is a bit late, please ask for a few monthly tickets, and there are only a few tickets before the top ten in the classification!
(End of this chapter)
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